Hebron High School - Seneca Yearbook (Hebron, IN)

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M1ssour1 Kentuck1es brother 1n St Louls She scome a long way s1nce her adven ture as a c1garette g1r1 1n Ch1cago Remember Dash1ell Hammett s f1ct1c1ous detectwe The Fat Man? Well -our former classmate Myron B1rky 15 now natlonally known as that 1n.fa1l1ble detectlve The Plulrxp Man Hlsofflces are located 1n the DuBarry Buxldlng 1nNew York and he recently rece1ved add1t1onal fame by solv1ng the case of the Drano K1d Remember th1s was the case where the man flushed hlSW1fe down the form you own conclus xons Abu1let1n recently rece1ved from France The Amer1can ambassador to France hasjust completed h1s f1rst French mov1e It was prev1ewed last mght and the French women have gone s1mply mad about h1m We now take you to the Rue da la Pae where rn a small cafe we wxll 1nterv1ew a typ1cal French woman MIMI Mad1mo1selle what do you th1nk of Monsleur Rene Coffman? She rephed Ahhhhh and passed out cold xnto the arms of anApache Appearlng wxth D1ck or Rene IS every man s dream g1r1 Jean Russell Janes cous1n A left to the Jaw a rxght to the dr1fty m1d they re m a cl1nch Woo woo now Osby breaks away and w1th a stupendous left knocks h1s opponent out Now the w1nner Klller Osby 1n the p1nk trunks w1th the baby blue tr1m 15 coxrung to the center of the rxng the referee IS ra1s1ng h1s hand and Klller Osby speaks Hello Mom It wasa clean f1ght but I won That horse shoe dxd 1t aga1n When asked about th1s horse shoe angle Earl saxd that he always carrxed xt 1n hrs left glove for good luck One of the most p1cturesque botthng popj plants 1n the M1dwest today xs the one located onU S Hxghway 53 10 mlles south of Hebron It s a hu e w1ndm111 st ucture surrounded by tuhp f1elds In th1s beaut1ful place Royal Hat cola 15 bottled Thxs cola whlch tastes best IS best and does the most for you 15 manufactured by .Tume Slager and her husband If you save 999 Royal Hat' caps you can turn them mn to be Smlle and the world sm1les w1th you frown and you frown alone To keep that sm1le sparkhng and lovely longer use Hotgate toothpaste a product of the Donald Sherman laboratones mn B1scusp1d Cahforma Don s personahty sm1le 1S featured mn all of the company s advertxsements You are hable to see h1s sm1l1ng face any where the se days There goes the gun and another annual Ind1anapol1s Speedway race 1S over The w1nner car No 13 15 turn1ng around now and dr1v1ng 1nto the w1nner cxrcle She s hopplng out of her car and now here comes Mr Ronald P Shooter to present the trophy and pr1ze money Speedy looks raushlng 1n chartreuse coveralls fuslua combat boots and a gold helmet whlch she 15 now removmng to reveal a combxnatlon brush feather edge haircut There are photographers here takmg plctures of th1s event and 1n a few days you ll be able to see Margaret Johnson w1nn1ng th1s race m your ne1ghborhood theater Smoke Sxr Walter s and you smoke the best No more mrrated T zones because they re not only mo1stur1zed they re saturated Here s M F L.1tw1ller ofScratch catchawan N C For years I ve seen the Su' Walter company buy the greenest scrounglest sogglesttobacco grown Because ofth1sIrecommend lughly S1r Walter s to all of rnymany adversaries Faye has become one of the best known tobacco auc tloneers 1n the bus1ness In Toledo Ohio there 15 a b1gwh1te buxldxng ln the center of the c1ty If rt weren t for th1s many young women would be homeless And who keeps them warm? Why Swede Hallberg Yes he s the Jamtor at the local Y W C A Thls has proved to be a paying busxness because 1n h1s spare txme he takes in washxng All of the g1rls say the1r sheets and plllowcases C? are the whltest ever Casey Jones has nothmng on Bermce Blank She s now an engxneer on the Bag Su1tcase l1ne whlch 15 better known as the Grand Trunk She s recently been promoted from the old dxesel type engme to the Jet propelled Jobs This traln IS o fast that lt has 1nsp1red a new sport rac1ng trains from New York to London Sounds sxlly doesn't 1t? We haven t flgured It out elther 18 - -nt - J. . . . - . . . . - . . . .. . .. ,, , . . . . . . , ll I I a . . . u ' I . .. . .. . ., . . . .. , . . ,, I I -- , , ' 1 II 1 At II ' I . . . . . . ' 1 7 . C ' 'J n , c - - 1 1, I w . K Q ,, . . . . ' ,. . . . ,. . I I I I . . . . . . , . . , . u a I u . . . , . . . . , . .. , .. . ll ' crowned. . . . i . . . , , I , . . . . . . .. .- . 1 Q . Q . n Q I , . . D 1 I I I . .. .. b. . . . I l l I ' . .y . . . . I ll u ID . o ' 9 I - a I I u s j l I D - U I I I I I 0 0 7 . . . Q A o I I , . . ., - . . - . . - - o . a I I I ' I I I M D I f Q - . , .... . . , . . . . . . . . . . .. . . - Q . 1 - M II I , . . . . - . D . . S . . . ' . . I a n I 0 s f , .

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There 1sa member of our class who 1S dolng someth1ng for hurnamty 1n thls case It s huwomamty If you re a g1rl who 15 pla1n unattract1ve a b1g fat slob Madame V1ant s beauty culture course w1ll help you get r1d of those extra unwanted pounds Every mornmg Monday through Fr1day Joan broadcasts CXCICISCS over the rad1o You can also wr1te her off1ces and for a prxce fnatch you can recexve a correspon dence course 1n beauty The motto of many women who have successfully taken tlus course 1S I-hp h1p away Howdy all you fr1ends and nezghbors l1sten to the Pr1nce Albert show Next Saturday n1ght 1f you hear the se famxhar stra1ns b1ast1ng out of your rad1o don t turn that d1al 11sten to Grand Old Opery because they have a new star to replace M1nn1e Pearl Th1s new smger 1S a comb1nat1on of Hedy Lamarr Lana Turner and Cass Daley She was d1scovered some months ago at an amateur hour glven by a country school 1n Kentucky where she taught mus1c Now she IS well on her way to be1ng f1rst among the crooners and it s rurnored that she may be 1n the mov1es before long Some day you ll probably see Jeanne Marxe starr1ng w1th Red Ryder and Blg Beaver fL1ttle Beaver s a b1g boy now In the September ISSUE of Scxence Monthly there was an art1cle wrltten by a re porter who had xntervxewed D'mavus Gldley noted psycluatnst She IS famous for her ab1l1ty of putt1ng mental patxents at ease whxle treat1ng them When the re porter asked the doctor her secret of success she replled that her blgge st asset was th1s when a patment enters her 0ff1C8 she 1S always calm cool and collected She 1m medxately puts the pat1ent at ease by asking Now what syour b1g fat trouble 'P She has also eSt8b11Shed a new rest home 1n Vermont called Rest In Peace Pete Ger1cke has become one of the nat1on s lead1ng playwr1ghts He has wr1tten traged1es comed1es and h1s latest IS a mus1cal sequel to Ann1e Get Your Gun called Hortence Grab Your Sl1ngshot I T Smells cr1t1c says th1s 1n h1s column 1nthe New York T1mes about Pete s latest It s stupendous collossal well anyway lt s dlfferent Betty Burns 1sn t the only one who IS really up 1n the world anymore Many men who use to v1ew the world from other people s shoe tops are now s1ng1ng pra1sesto Granny because she has been manufacturlng elevated shoes that actually add 5 to 10 1nches to your he1ght CNo one even not1ces that you have elevated shoes on u,nt1l they look at your feet If you turn your rad1o to stat1on F E E T you w1ll hear a commer c1al advert1s1ng her New York Store Two Feet If It s he1ghth that you are m1ss1n And you d l1ke to add an 1nch or two Granny Burns elevated W1ll add th1s m1ss1ng few to you To the tune ofRuben Ruben J Were you lucky enough to attend the O1YI!'lPh1C games th1s year ? If you 11 remem ber the U S walked or rather shotputted away with the champ1onsh1p The fellow from the U S who brought most acc1a1m was a shotput muscle man named John Plepho He threw 72 1 8 feet Isn t that 1nterest1ng hmmm? For the past few months he s been travel1ng around g1v1ng exh1t1t1ons of lus strength 1n the larger c1t1es of the U S and Canada and It s rumored that 1n the near future he may sa11 for Europe where a certaln Egypt1an pr1ncess 1S b1d1ng her tlme unt1l Johnny arr1ves Do you need a vacatxon '7 Well even 1f you don t take a l1ttle t1me off from the old grmd and come to Norma Bell Sblg resort just 2 mlles out of that teemxng metropohs, Hebron It s complete w1th a huge hotel stables 2 swlmmmg pools and a duck pond Next week for one n1.ght only Cleopatra Alyea mentxoned above, and The Red Hot Flames are appearmg 1n the green and orange Sapphxre Room lnc1dent1y Norma s now 1n Chxcago be1ng treated for color bl1ndness St Lou1s woman w1th all her d1amond r1ngs Remember that old Gershw1n h1t from Porky 8: Bess? It s agaxn the favorxte song of fans from coast to coast and just tlunk xt was aga1n made popular by a torch s1nger who was one of our classmates seduct1ve sentxmental sexy Bernadell She IS currently appearlng at Guss1es 17 . . . . . --. . o I n I 1 Q n n 1 . I I I I . Q . . , Q 1 1 1 1 , ' Q . u . . n I I I . u . . . . n , o a 1 q I n 1 1 ' 1 I I . . . . . . I I 1 n 1 . . , . I c n Q u I I n y 1 O 1 I . - I I , , Q ' - 4 M I ' W I I ' . . u n . 0 A 1 n n n 4 . . . . . 54 . n I I u - . . . . . . p Q . , , - 0 u Q 0 0 . I I . . g . . a - 1 . . - . 1 a .D . . . . - . . . M , 4 u . g . . . g Q . . 1 I . . . . gg a , . . . g s 4 , , 1 I O . y . . 1 Q , - 1 . . g . . . I Q . . Q . . ' I I ' I 0 1 1 u I I 1 . . . Q , , s . K . q sv . . . . 1 0 1 a n - . . . gg . . a s u gp 9 . . 1 . . . . a . ' 1 1 1 I

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And so 1n conclus1on let me say bla bla bla I..ad1es and gentlemen you have just heard the famed pres1dent of Harvard gxve an address to the Umted Nat1ons Assembly at Lake Success N Y We return you to our statxons A lady presldent at Harvard? We l1ve and learn No wonder the alurnru l1ve from reumon to reun1on and all of the younger fellows are clamormg for entrance to the Unwerslty Next week Mary leaves for a world wxde tour spreaduzg good w1ll for the U S We ll bet thateven the Russ1ans w1ll agree wxth us after Klemman softens them up Are you a d1straught teacher ? Are your nerves shattered from chatter1ng ch11d ren? Then come to Ann Wahl s rest home 1 m1le north of Hebron Mrs Wahl guaran tees recuperat1on ln 4 weeks or else Here 15 a testlmomal from one of herpat1ents I was d1straught d1stracted a total nervous wreck Thenlheard about the work Mrs Wahl was domg and I rushed my apphcatxon spec1aldel1very I graduated 1n 4weeks a new woman My dxploma a s1lver handled bullwlup IS somethumg I shall always treasure I fmd that my puplls do not open the1r mouths when I am present I wonder what they say belund my back? I also f1nd her Judo course works wonders 1n hand lmg pupxls larger than I Exkenberry for Congress? Well It all has come true W E 15 now Speaker of the House of Representatxves I-le recently made the headlmnes as apossxble candldate for the presldency He decllned say1ng that he thought he d be much more successful as a representatlve of the people zn Congress Morrow Mull1ns and Norr1s W L. U if those laughable lovable clowns are st1ll rxght up there on cloud mne th1s txme floatmng around the world chart1ng all of the clean rest rooms If you or any of your fr1ends are plann1ng a tnp around the world the1r book Is Th1s Tr1p Really Necessary? 1S an absolute necess1ty 'We Love Us THE END sf ROW Margaret johnson jean Morrow janet Alyea Alxce Mullxns Exkenberry june Slager Betty Norrxs Bernxce Blank 2nd Row Norma Bell, Jean Metcalf Mary Klexnman, Bernadell Carpenter, Mary Gxdley. Martha DeKock, Jeanne Wahl, Joan Vxant, Darletta Anderson, Shxr ley Stokes 3fd ROW Myron Bxrky, John Arend, Betty Burns, Bruce Hallberg, Robert Thur ner, John Pxepho, Bruce Beeker, Pete Gerxcke, Earl Osby, Don Sherman, Dxck Coffman 19 X sl n 1 H 1 . s Q - C . L . . - . . .. We told you so. Remember when we used to sit in U. S. history class and chant l 1 . 1 . . , ' ' , Mr.