Hebron High School - Seneca Yearbook (Hebron, IN)

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In 1958 I m sure you w1ll f1nd that the members of our class are very mu h 1n the news If you ll just glance through a magazlne l1sten to the rad1o or read your da1ly newspaper you are bound to run across one of the old gang Have you heard the new overture played recently 1n Carnegle Hall? The name or haven t you heard 1t you lucky people you 1S the W1lly Tell Overture or You OpenYour Trap andl ll Plug You It was wrlttenby the sc1nt1llat1ng hunk of fem1n1ne pulchr1tude that mus1cal h1t of the natlon Cleopatra Alyea and her all men orchestra The Red Hot Flames All of the fellows ln the orchestra have red ha1r except .Tan who has bleached hers The crooner Antony Ember s1ngs the theme I Knew It Was Only Puppy Love Because Your Nose Was Cold every Sunday afternoon on the DIS contented Hour Don t m1ss It One magaz1ne that you are bound to f1nd 1n every Amer1can home IS that one txtled The PUTSUII of Happlness If you w1ll glance at the 1ndex page you ll f1nd that the ed1tor of the magazme 15 none other than Jean Metcalf Remember all of those ha1r bra1n 1deas that .Ieann1e used to have 1n h1gh school? Well one of them has f1n ally pa1d off She declded that s1nce we have magazxnes called l..1fe and Llberty we mlght Just as well have The Pursu1t of Happxness It 1s full of homey httle household h1nts and the ma1n attract1on1s a mystery ser1al called Mr Foot K1cks Off wr1tten by the ed1tor herself B111 boards along the hxghways up unt1l now were cons1dered a menace to soc1ety and scenery but now plastered on most of these are adve1t1sements about a new vaudev1lle show tour1ng the country They xehad a great effect on the populat1on too because 1n every town th1S act appears the aud1tor1um 1S full and overflow1ng w1th people try1ng to see and hear Shlrley Stokes ventr1loqu1st and her talk1n0 dummy Sebast1an Edgar Bergen and Charl1e McCarthy are practlcally ext1nct anymore Sebast1an walks remote control he talks courtesy of Sh1rl he s almost human Cvlanclng through Esqu1re and other magazmes of speclal 1ntere st to men yuu w1ll f1nda full page advertxsement declar1ng the f1nesse of Hart Shaffner and Arend tallors The advert1sement p1ctures a well dressed man w1th a red head on one arm a brunette on the other and ablonde cl1ng1ng to h1s lapel When que st1oned about h1s appear1ng 1'1 the adverhsement he repl1ed It s not everyone who can get a Job l1ke that Meanlng of course be1ng able to wear an or1g1nal su1t Quoted from a newspaper advert1sement Do you hate to go to dances because you can t dance or when you do does your partner step on your feet and scuff your shoes or wear the pol1sh off your toena1ls '7 Well we have a novel 1dea 1f you your husband w1fe brother s1ster father mother or grandfather grandma s too old can t tr1p the hght fantast1c w1th the greatest of ease just lace on your steel toed shoes and run don t walk to your nearest Kookle DeKock Danc1ng School Here IS a test1mon1al from a sat1sf1ed customer M Y Backs Broken New York wr1tes B fore I trled the DeKock way to learn danclng 1n 250 easy lessons I was an outcast a regular B O Plenty After 250 easy lessons I could fox trot waltz rhumba conga samba jltterbug square dance tap dance ballet dance polka and just plaxn dance As soon as I m released from the hosp1tal I suffered a d1slocated h1p wh1le learn 1ng to rhurnba I know that I ll be the h1t of the party Now remember run don t walk to the school nearest you We carry you home w1thout extra charge In your h1gh school days d1d you ever l1sten to Dave Garroway everyafternoon at 5 15? Dave used to play records and offer comment on the var1ous mus1cal styles A very unfortundte thlng happened however one afternoon wh1le a b1g Z0 lnch record was play1ng Dave s necktle became entangled 1n the phonograph and he had to run round and round w1th the record He became so d1zzy that h1s doctor says that It maybe years before he recovers In the meant1me he IS be1ng replaced by h1s best buddy Two Ton Thurner Bob IS sponsored by the Messy Bessy Model1ng School Every afternoon he 1nterv1ews one of the models so that s why he wears dark glasses from the school on h1s program So 1f you re not busy around 5 15 turn on the old crystal set to Two Ton Thurner 16 1 - 1 . ' C 1 1 . . . Y . ' 1 1 1 K 1 - . 11 1 11 11 1 1 11 . . . . . . 1 1 1 1 1 11 11 . . 1 . 11 . 0 1 1 vu u - , - 11 1 . . 1 1 . . en- . . . . . 1 . 1 1 1 . , - 1 1 .F . . . . I. .1 . 11 . 1 1 1 1 , . . . 1 . 1 ' 1 1 1 1 O 1 1 1 1 1 1 - ' K 7 K ' J ' ' M i U ' ' ' mi.. r , , 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 . . . . 11 1 . . 1 1 1 1 1 ' ' . . 11 1 1 1 ' 1 1 1 1 K V J 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 . . . . . 1 1 . . . 1 1 l . . . . . 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 e' 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' 1 . 6 . . . . 1 . 11 1 1 1 1 1 0 0 I 1 2 . 1 . . 1 1 1 1 11 n - - 1 1 1 . 1 6 1 , . . 1 ' 1 . 1 M YI 1

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Haw We!! We the members of the Sen1or Class belng of sound bOd16S and mmds 9 do hereby w1l1 and bequeath Our sponsors Mr E1kenberry and Mrs Wahl to the class most deserv1ng them To the Jun1ors all the thr1lls excltement and dec1s1ons of a semor s hfe ln h1gh school To the Sophomores our ab1l1ty to make thlngs work one way or another To the Freshmen three long K9 years and hope of the future I Janet Ruth Alyea do hereby w1ll my cheery sm11e and unfalllng good mormng to Chuck Sweney I John LawsonArend do hereby w1ll my Charles Atlas flgure to Mlke Wahl I Norma Jean Bell do hereby w1ll my ab1l1ty to th1nk before I speak to Norma Axken I Myron Melv1n Blrky do hereby w1ll my short halrcuts to Harold Button I Bernlce AIICE Blank do hereby w1ll my yelhng ab1.11ty at a basketball game to Muretta Butterworth I Betty Mar1e Burns do hereby w1ll a few of my 1nches to Jeann1ne Wrlght I Bernadell Ann Carpenter do hereby w1ll my domestxc 1ncl1nat1ons to W1lma Hough I Rxchard Homer Coffman do hereby w1ll my calmness coolness and collectedness to Jack Osby I Martha Ann DeKock do hereby w1l1 my athlet1c ab1l1ty to Bernard Mart1n I Jullus Pete Gerlcke do hereby wllla pack of Lucky s' to Bob Felton I Mary Kathryn G1dley do hereby w11l my ab111ty to be on txme ln the morn 1ng to Kathleen W1tters I Bruce Clarence Hallberg do hereby w1ll my exc1t1ng r1des on a motor cycle to Maynard G1bson I Margaret Jane Johnson do hereby wxll my place as edltor of the Hawker to Donna VanVeld I Mary Joan Kle1nman do hereby w1ll the work and headaches of the Annual to next year s edltor I Jean Kathleen Metcalf do hereby w1ll my corny Jokes and fun 1n Home Ec class to Clara Marg1son I Jean Ann Morrow do hereby wlll my ab1l1ty to always flnd someth1ng to say to An1ta Pfledderer I Al1ce Anna Mulhns do hereby w11l my long 1usc1ous locks to Tommy Sweney I Betty Al1ce Norr1s do hereby w1ll my ab1l1ty to crochet 'P to Mary Rathburn I Earl Osby Jr do hereby w1ll my f1rst cha1r 1n band to George Dllley and Cedrxc Berd1ne I John Berton P1epho do hereby w1ll my WO1f1Sh ways to Dean Osburn I Donald Ray Sherman do hereby w1l1 my Sophomore Fan Club toW1ll1s B1rky I A11ce June Slager do hereby wxll my hery temper to Kate Anderson I Shlrley Lee Stokes do hereby w1ll my Enghsh themes to Mary Morrow I Robert Cec11 Thurner do hereby w111 my non essent1al chatter to Charles Wagner I Nancy Joan V1ant do hereby w111 my place on the basketball team bus to the future freshman cheerleader I Jeanne Mar1e Wahl do hereby w1ll my g1r11sh g1ggle to Gerda Kaldahl I Margaret Faye L1tw1l1er do hereby w1l1 my ab1l1ty to sewa crooked seam where a crooked seam 1S necessary to Chrlstlne Anderson 15 U , 1 1-P 1 I I 1 1 . . . . . . 1 . 1 1 1 n 1 1 0 . 11 . .. 1 1 . 11 Q 1 1 Q 1 1 ' Q 1 1 1 1 1 Q 1 1 Q 7 I Q 1 1 1 1 Q 1 1 a . 11 11 . . .1 1 1 1 0 1 1 ' 1 1 1 1 ' 4 n n Cl W I 1 U 1 1 1 1 . 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 Q 1 1 1 1 Q , , f-5 Q 1 1 -1 Q 1 1 I 1 1 1 1 ' 1 1 0 1 1 ' Q 1 1 1 1 1 ' 1 1 , o

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There 1sa member of our class who 1S dolng someth1ng for hurnamty 1n thls case It s huwomamty If you re a g1rl who 15 pla1n unattract1ve a b1g fat slob Madame V1ant s beauty culture course w1ll help you get r1d of those extra unwanted pounds Every mornmg Monday through Fr1day Joan broadcasts CXCICISCS over the rad1o You can also wr1te her off1ces and for a prxce fnatch you can recexve a correspon dence course 1n beauty The motto of many women who have successfully taken tlus course 1S I-hp h1p away Howdy all you fr1ends and nezghbors l1sten to the Pr1nce Albert show Next Saturday n1ght 1f you hear the se famxhar stra1ns b1ast1ng out of your rad1o don t turn that d1al 11sten to Grand Old Opery because they have a new star to replace M1nn1e Pearl Th1s new smger 1S a comb1nat1on of Hedy Lamarr Lana Turner and Cass Daley She was d1scovered some months ago at an amateur hour glven by a country school 1n Kentucky where she taught mus1c Now she IS well on her way to be1ng f1rst among the crooners and it s rurnored that she may be 1n the mov1es before long Some day you ll probably see Jeanne Marxe starr1ng w1th Red Ryder and Blg Beaver fL1ttle Beaver s a b1g boy now In the September ISSUE of Scxence Monthly there was an art1cle wrltten by a re porter who had xntervxewed D'mavus Gldley noted psycluatnst She IS famous for her ab1l1ty of putt1ng mental patxents at ease whxle treat1ng them When the re porter asked the doctor her secret of success she replled that her blgge st asset was th1s when a patment enters her 0ff1C8 she 1S always calm cool and collected She 1m medxately puts the pat1ent at ease by asking Now what syour b1g fat trouble 'P She has also eSt8b11Shed a new rest home 1n Vermont called Rest In Peace Pete Ger1cke has become one of the nat1on s lead1ng playwr1ghts He has wr1tten traged1es comed1es and h1s latest IS a mus1cal sequel to Ann1e Get Your Gun called Hortence Grab Your Sl1ngshot I T Smells cr1t1c says th1s 1n h1s column 1nthe New York T1mes about Pete s latest It s stupendous collossal well anyway lt s dlfferent Betty Burns 1sn t the only one who IS really up 1n the world anymore Many men who use to v1ew the world from other people s shoe tops are now s1ng1ng pra1sesto Granny because she has been manufacturlng elevated shoes that actually add 5 to 10 1nches to your he1ght CNo one even not1ces that you have elevated shoes on u,nt1l they look at your feet If you turn your rad1o to stat1on F E E T you w1ll hear a commer c1al advert1s1ng her New York Store Two Feet If It s he1ghth that you are m1ss1n And you d l1ke to add an 1nch or two Granny Burns elevated W1ll add th1s m1ss1ng few to you To the tune ofRuben Ruben J Were you lucky enough to attend the O1YI!'lPh1C games th1s year ? If you 11 remem ber the U S walked or rather shotputted away with the champ1onsh1p The fellow from the U S who brought most acc1a1m was a shotput muscle man named John Plepho He threw 72 1 8 feet Isn t that 1nterest1ng hmmm? For the past few months he s been travel1ng around g1v1ng exh1t1t1ons of lus strength 1n the larger c1t1es of the U S and Canada and It s rumored that 1n the near future he may sa11 for Europe where a certaln Egypt1an pr1ncess 1S b1d1ng her tlme unt1l Johnny arr1ves Do you need a vacatxon '7 Well even 1f you don t take a l1ttle t1me off from the old grmd and come to Norma Bell Sblg resort just 2 mlles out of that teemxng metropohs, Hebron It s complete w1th a huge hotel stables 2 swlmmmg pools and a duck pond Next week for one n1.ght only Cleopatra Alyea mentxoned above, and The Red Hot Flames are appearmg 1n the green and orange Sapphxre Room lnc1dent1y Norma s now 1n Chxcago be1ng treated for color bl1ndness St Lou1s woman w1th all her d1amond r1ngs Remember that old Gershw1n h1t from Porky 8: Bess? It s agaxn the favorxte song of fans from coast to coast and just tlunk xt was aga1n made popular by a torch s1nger who was one of our classmates seduct1ve sentxmental sexy Bernadell She IS currently appearlng at Guss1es 17 . . . . . --. . o I n I 1 Q n n 1 . I I I I . Q . . , Q 1 1 1 1 , ' Q . u . . n I I I . u . . . . n , o a 1 q I n 1 1 ' 1 I I . . . . . . I I 1 n 1 . . , . I c n Q u I I n y 1 O 1 I . - I I , , Q ' - 4 M I ' W I I ' . . u n . 0 A 1 n n n 4 . . . . . 54 . n I I u - . . . . . . p Q . , , - 0 u Q 0 0 . I I . . g . . a - 1 . . - . 1 a .D . . . . - . . . M , 4 u . g . . . g Q . . 1 I . . . . gg a , . . . g s 4 , , 1 I O . y . . 1 Q , - 1 . . g . . . I Q . . Q . . ' I I ' I 0 1 1 u I I 1 . . . Q , , s . K . q sv . . . . 1 0 1 a n - . . . gg . . a s u gp 9 . . 1 . . . . a . ' 1 1 1 I