Hebbardsville High School - Varsity Yearbook (Hebbardsville, KY)

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JOKES An old doctor examined his patient and coldly said to him: You are dying, sir, have you any wish to express before you pass over the river?” Yes”, said the patient feebly, I wish I had employed another doctor.” Anthony: Grandpa, what’s an heirloom?” Grandpa: Why that’s something handed down from father to son.” Anthony: That’s a funny name to call my pants.” The first day Mr. Ramsey came to Heb- bardsville he was stopped by a man. The man said, Hey didn’t you see the sign that said, 'Slow’?” Mr. Ramsey: Yes, but I thought it was describing the town.” Mr. Sharp: Joe Priest, tell me which month has twenty days in it?” Joe Priest: They all have.” Mr. Galloway: Harold, please correct this sentence: 'Girls is naturally better looking than boys’.” Harold: I'd say, 'Girls is artificially bet- ter looking than boys'.” Mr. Powell: Irvin, what is your father’s occupation?” Irvin: He don’t occupate.” Mr. Powell: Well, what does he do for a living?” Irvin: He breathes, of course.” Miss Royster asked Paul Walden to make a sentence using the word analyze” and an- atomy”. Paul submitted this: My analyze over the ocean, My analyze over the sea. Oh, who will go over the ocean and bring back my anatomy?” One night after practicing basketball yells Walker Knight was getting ready for bed, his mother told him to say his prayers, kneeling down, he said: Bless Pa, Bless Ma, Bless Hebbardsville, rah, rah, rah!” Milton How’ard, who is about six feet two inches, applied for a job as a life guard. Can you swim?” asked the officer. No, but I can wade to beat the devil.” Joe said to Mary Martin: We would make a good match.” Mary Martin, Yes, every time we get to- gether we explode.” Mr. Sharp: Waiter, half an hour ago I ordered some lamb chops. Have you for- gotten them, or have 1 had them?” Sig: Man, why in the world do you wear such loud socks?” Gabby: Oh, to keep my feet awake. I hate to have them going to sleep during school hours.” Ben: How long could a man like me live without brains?” Bubby: Time will tell.” Mrs. Farley: Juanita, why don’t you be- lieve Jonah was inside the whale for three days and three nights?” Juanita: ’Cause he didn’t bring back any movie travel pictures of it.” Charlie: You know that in the spring a young man’s fancy turns to love?” Vivian: Yes, but it's not spring.” Charlie: Yes, but how about having a rehearsal?” Thomas: Yes, sir, I believe in fighting an enemy with his own weapons.” Billy: Is that right? Well, how would you sting a wasp?”

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JUNIOR CLASS First row, left to right Loretta Goldsberry Grover Spencer Oneita Weldon Agnes Mills Eva Long Thomas Mills (absent) Ida Peckenpaugh (absent) Second row, left to right Cornelia Pearcy Ruth Sheets James Reeder Jean Newman Frank Long Walker Knight Charlotte Priest (Absent) Third row, left to right Harold Sanderfur Perry Davis Ben Johnson Milton Howard Billy Hazelwood Ben Crafton Virginia A. Farley, Sponsor (Absent) .9 — 16 —