Heath High School - Pirata Yearbook (West Paducah, KY)

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1 1 1un1,,,1lp1nn1.nn-11.11 1 1 1 -- 1 1 1 1 1 1,1 . Livingston Co. HOME OF GOLDBLOOM COFFEE For Wifey? He-Honey, I've bought something for the one I love best. Guess what? She-A box of cigars. True! Herman, age four, was in the street. A neighbor knew that his mother was expecting guests. Herman, has your company come? No, not yet, I guess,', was the reply. I'm still dirty. Waldaf WWW... 1000-06 KENTUCKY AVE. Paducah, Ky. COMPLIMENTS D. E. Luton 81 Son Grocery I Clerk-Now see here, little girl, I can't spend the whole day showing you penny toys. Do you Want the earth with a little red fence around it for a cent? Little Girl-Let me see it. Summer Boarder-What a beautiful view that is! Farmer--Perhaps 'tisl But, if you had to plow that view, harrow it, cultivate it, hoe it, mow it, fence it and pay taxes on it, how would it look? MONTGOMERY'S FUTURE CITY GROCERY 'A' Phone: Heath Exchange

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1 .-M1 1..1.n.1n.1 lim.. inn.-nn1 1 in-I-...nui- Skubblefield and Emerson FANCY GROCERY and MARKET Zlst and Mayfield Road Phone 778 -- Also i Appliance Dealers for the Following: I Stewart-Warner Radios O Blackstone Washers, Dryers and Ironers C Gibson Refrigerators and Electric Stoves C Eureka Home Cleaning Systems I Cylinder Type and Upright Cleaners C Hunter Century Fans C Gem Dandy Electric Churns C Fluorescent Lights I Electresteem Radiators C Super Flame Oil Burners COMPLIMENTS Morehouse Auto Supplies Sth and jefferson Phone 2246 Greenleaf Cabins .K SANDWICHES - : - DRINKS CONFECTIONS Route 60 7 Miles West of Paducah Figuring In co nz c' joan-How did you happen to quit teach- in school to join the chorus? Jean-Well, I think there's more money in showing figures to the older boys. Bill-You want to keep your eyes open around here today. Jack-Why, what's happening? Bill-Well, you'd look out of place if you went around with them shut. Jessie-Do you notice any change in me? Jacqueline-No, why? Jessie-I just swallowed a dime.

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-BURN- T RADEWATER COAL ir West Kentucky Coal Company Incorporated PHONE 324-353 Elevator at Foot of Ohio Street Saw Dust Farmer's wife fto begging hobol-Did you see that pile of wood in the yard? Hobo-Yes'm, I seen it. Farmer's wife-Well, I want you to saw it. Hobo fbeating it toward the roadj-Maybe you saw me see it, but you ain't goin' to see me saw it. Y Barbaranelle-What is the best way to tell a real diamond? Bill-Try to pawn it. liiiiiiiiu Paul-Do you serve lobsters here? Waiter-Yes, we serve everybody here. E- Does your wife take in washing, Sam? No, sah. But I understood she did take in washing, Sam. No, sah, you are wrong. I takes in da washin' sah, and I takes da washin' out. All my wife does is to stay at home and do it, sah.