Heath High School - Pirata Yearbook (West Paducah, KY)

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? --------------:------ ----- --------- + Start Your College Career in McCracken County By Attending . . Paducah unior College FULLY ACCREDITED BY ALL SENIOR COLLEGES 707 Broadway Paducah, Kentucky In English class one day, discussing different people. Colleen P. QExpressing he? opinionj-I think Mr. Bagwell favors Bing Crosby. A few minutes later Mr. Bagwell came in. Miss Marshall-Come right in, Mr. Bagwell. I have just heard a very nice com- pliment on you. Some one says you look like Bing Crosby. Mr. Bagwell-Why, er-uh-huh. Thanks! But I can't sing. THERE IS A GENUINENESS ABOUT A JEWELRY STORE PURCHASE that lasts and gives satisfaction. The guarantee from this store has back of it the knowledge, skill and assurance that only a jeweler can give. f' Ag ni realise? JEWELER Paducah, Kentucky Next to Columbia Theme Shelby Turner Lake Park BANDANA, KENTUCKY BOATS EXTRA GOOD CRAPPIE AND BASS FISHING - CABINS Lights and Gravel Roads Dr. Ezra Titsworth, Owner Roger Morrison, Keeper 4- .-.-- -- ..---- ----------- ---------- 4-

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-r ---- ------------------- --------- -r Wife-The landlord was here today, Pat, and he was going to raise the rent. Pat-Well, begorra, I am glad of that. I have been trying for a month to raise it, but nobody would lend me the money. 3 7? 3? il' Robert G. QDisgusted about bookkeepingj-These lines! I wonder if shorthand wouldn't be easier? Mrs. Glisson-No, ten times harder for in shorthand you have lines and curves. Robert G.-Oh! that should be easier then, for I really know curves. COMPLIMENTS OF Columbia Amusement Company ARCADE-COLUMBIA-RIALTO Where students are always welcome, and if you don't have a student card, we will gladly furnish you with one. Louis-What keeps us from falling off the earth, Marie, when We're up side down? Marie-Why the law of gravity, of course. Louis-Well how did folks stay on before the law was passed? 4 we A. 5 jo Ann-If you don't behave, I'm going to give you a piece of my mind. Robbie-Oh! Dear, it would be a shame to divide such a small thing as that. 91' 5? 75 il' Most people are not what they used to be. fThey used to be children.j 1i..11...111.-.111-1111-.1..11...11111unl1un1un...nn1

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1 .-M1 1..1.n.1n.1 lim.. inn.-nn1 1 in-I-...nui- Skubblefield and Emerson FANCY GROCERY and MARKET Zlst and Mayfield Road Phone 778 -- Also i Appliance Dealers for the Following: I Stewart-Warner Radios O Blackstone Washers, Dryers and Ironers C Gibson Refrigerators and Electric Stoves C Eureka Home Cleaning Systems I Cylinder Type and Upright Cleaners C Hunter Century Fans C Gem Dandy Electric Churns C Fluorescent Lights I Electresteem Radiators C Super Flame Oil Burners COMPLIMENTS Morehouse Auto Supplies Sth and jefferson Phone 2246 Greenleaf Cabins .K SANDWICHES - : - DRINKS CONFECTIONS Route 60 7 Miles West of Paducah Figuring In co nz c' joan-How did you happen to quit teach- in school to join the chorus? Jean-Well, I think there's more money in showing figures to the older boys. Bill-You want to keep your eyes open around here today. Jack-Why, what's happening? Bill-Well, you'd look out of place if you went around with them shut. Jessie-Do you notice any change in me? Jacqueline-No, why? Jessie-I just swallowed a dime.