Hazel Park High School - Viking Yearbook (Hazel Park, MI)

Text from Pages 1 - 48 of the 1936 volume:

The PARKER Published by The Senior Class of the Hazel Park High School JUNE 1936, HAZEL PARK, MICHIGAN ENTRANCE OF SCHOOL FOREWORD OUR friendships and associations at Hazel Park High School seem now to be indelibly impressed upon our memory. But as time passes and the problems of life make necessary a parting of our ways, our memories will become faded, and only this book will remain as a reminder of these wonderful times. It is the aim and pur- pose of this annual to revive our memories, to bring back to us our forgotten friendships, to make us re-live our student life, and to make the world seem bright when everything is going wrong. With this aim in mind and with hopes for your kind approval, the members of the Senior Class of 1936 present—THE PARKER. IN APPRECIATION ONLY through the best cooperation will any project succeed. THE PARKER is a success. We owe this outcome to the good will with which our Annual has been accepted and helped on its way. We wish to take this oppor- tunity to voice our sincere appreciation of the fine cooperation of the faculty, our subscribers, and our advertisers. We thank you all. THE CLASS OF 1936 DEDICATION In deepest appreciation of twelve years of service rendered as principal of the Hazel Park High School, and in grateful acknowl- edgment of his successful efforts to make student life both interesting and profitable— we, the members of the Class of 1936, sincerely dedicate this annual to HOWARD H. BEECHER JUSTUS FOSTER President RALPH VALOM Secretary EARL LOOP Treasurer FRANCIS McCLEMENTS Trustee DELMER HALL Trustee BOARD OF EDUCATION JOHN E. ERICKSON Superintendent of Schools hirst Ron left to right: Franci , Weller, McCully, Branch, McCrory, Jackson. Thomas, Powers. Dccklcr, Fuller, Webster, Bradford. Second Row: Erickson, Roach, Davis, Kraft. Mitchell, Crawford, Jeppcsen, Titsworth, Schalm, Larson, McCloy, Beecher. I hird Row: Ullrey, Richards, Hall, Hutches, Grba, Osborn, Seekamp, Tarrant, Brenner, Moore. FACULTY Class Rolls BILL LANCNAU NORMAN DUMPHY (President) Vice-President MISS MARjORIE V. JACKSON (Advisor) MR. B. A. McCLOY (Advisor) JACK MARSHALL (Treasurer) LEILA HILDEBRAND (Secretary) SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS Colors Maize and Blue Flower Tea Rose MOTTO Forward ever; backward never. THE PARKER SENIORS NORMAN K. ADAMS—'7 would rather make my name than in- herit it.” ALEXANDER ADDISON— A dwarf on a giant's shoulders sees the farther of the two ” LILLIAN CECELIA AGNELLO—Short and sweet. BEVERLY J. ALEXANDER—Quiet and yet as cheerful as a lark. WILLIS RAYMOND BECHTEL— What should a man do but be merry?” RALPH B. BEDNER—Sister'. SisterI Where art thou? THELMA IRENE BEDNER— am my brother's keeper. ROGER P. BERGERON— Laugh and live as youth can. FLORENCE EDNA BIDIGARE—She was never known to shirk a duty. MARY JANE BIEBREY—The only way to have a friend is to be true. ARCHIE GORDON BOGUES—”7 hey love, they hate, but can- not do without him. MARY ELLEN BRACE—Not the mouth, but what comes out. JAMES THOMAS BROWN—I've lived and I've loved. GEORGE WILLIAM BUNCE— A civil habit oft covers a good 9 9 man. PEAREEY BUNNER—He'll find a way. SHURLEY TROY BUNNER—Whatever anyone does or says I must be good. INEZ EVANGELINE CARLSON— Still water runs deep. HELEN JEAN CROWLE—“She does no work by halves. THE PARKER SENIORS JAMES A. DALTON—On mischief bent. BEULAH O. DAUBENMEYER— A tender heart, a will inflexible. SHIRLEY MAY DAWSON—Ambition is no cure for love. GRACE EILENE DINGER—Always that happy smile. ELMER LEE DRAPER—The tools to him that can use them. NORMAN VERDUN DUMPHY—The looks of a boy. the knowl- edge and experience of a man. MARION J. DURBIN— In the spring a young man's fancy—” THELMA LORENE FARMER—7 he useful and the beautiful are never separated. KENNETH EARLE FIELDEN—Sleep, sleep, and sleep some more. THEODORE J. FULLER— Ah! Pensive scholar. MICHAEL ADAM GETTLINGER—W ?y aren't they all contented like me? ALLEN FREDERIC GIFFORD—Small but mighty. MARGUERITE GOTH— A fair exterior is a stlent recommenda- tion. RUTH LUCILLE GRAHAM— Ready in heart and ready in hand. GEORGE W. GRASSER—Grass never grows under busy feet. EDMOND A. GUISEPPE—We took sweet counsel together. EDWARD PATRICK HARKINS—Big men lead big lives. IRENE JOYCE HEALY—Always smiling and happy. THE PARKER SENIORS DON A. HEBERT— Hard studying hath made me pale. LEILA MARTHA HILDEBRAND— When did morning ever break and find such beaming eyes au;ake? CARMEN V. HOBSON—Rhythm is my business. CLIFFORD HOWARD HOOKER—- What wisdom I have has been taught me. ANNA HRICIK—A sister brothers should wish for. CLYDE CHARLES HUTCHINS— A man after his own heart. MARY JANABET—Born to soothe distress and lighten care. LOUISE PAULINE JANSEN—Of manners gentle, of affections mild. EVELYN RUTH JONES—Now a Miss, but soon a Mrs. LORRAINE L. KAHN— Charm strikes the sight, and merit wins the soul. LOUIS J. KAUMEYER— And still be doing and never done. FLODIA ORETTA KILGORE—Some people are nobody's enemy. LEO A. KING—A pencil and paper will show you his ability. JULIET MARY KRAUS—We took sweet counsel together. ALMA IDA KRUTZINA—But still her tongue ran on. WILLIAM A. LANGNAU— The force of his own merit ntakes his way. HELEN AGNES LANKAU— Her heart was in her work. MARTHA M. LAURSEN— It is not necessary to light a candle to the sun. THE PARKER SENIORS JOHN D. LAW—A man of the wo:Id. HAROLD GEORGE McCARDELL—Study! Study! What do you think I’m here for CL EON A GLORIA MCDONALD—One of an inseparable pair. KATHLEEN GRACH MCNALLY Nothing but the best is good enough. SYDNEY MARR—Not prepared!— JACK H. MARSHALL—If one likes him not. let him blame him- self. DENZEL L. MARTIN— To know how to hide one's ability is great skill.” ANNE MARIE MIRIANI—One of a long line and more to follow. EVA MORWAY—’’Into the midst of things. DOROTHY LUCILLE MYERS—First we lose the brother then the sistet. WILLARD HENRY NAAS—Men of few words are the best men. GRACE A. NICHOLLS— My duty is what the day demands. IRENE NIPARKO—Who said I should diet? ALEXANDER C. NOVITZKY— Mama threw my dolls away. I am a big boy now.” ALVINA MARIE OLMACK— With thee conversing. I forget the way. EILEEN V. OTT—‘A generous mind is the best kind of nobility.” GERALDINE MARGARET PARSONS—The style is the woman herself. RUSSELL M. PARSONS— He seems to be a man sprung from him- self.” THE PARKER SENIORS MARGARET C. PASCOE—Whither thou goest I will go. WILLIAM LAWRENCE POWERS— And learner wiser grows without his books. DONALD JAMES REED—Boom! Boom! Ain't it great to be crazy? ROBER I L. RUEBELMANN—Like Tennyson's brook, goes on forever. MIKE RZESNEWCKI—‘7 follow the crowd. MARY MARIE SANDERS—'7 appeal unto Caesar. ARTHUR SCHINER—He never shirked a responsibility. ESTHER M. SCHUBRING— For nature made her what she is and never made another. HARRY ROBERT SCHULTZ—This is a man. LENNIE MARY SCOTT—Stay as you are and be loved forever. VIRGIL LYLE SCOTT—A lion among the ladies is a dreadful thing. AUGUST M. SHAAK—We are sorry the middle of June will mean the end of August. HERMAN SKOK—Our greatest tribute: a real gentleman. SADIE SMICK—To be rather than to seem. CHESTER H. SMITH—None but himself can be his equal. JAMES ALVA SPAULDING—“Honors come by diligence. SYLVIA MARY STARR— So many admiring ways of charm. CHARLOTTE IRENE STRICKLER—'77 make thee glorious by my pen.” THE PARKER SENIORS MARJORIE V. STURNER—“Happy is she who owes nothing.” DOMINICA N. TARUS—She is herself and that is enough. FRENCH HAMPTON WILLIAM ST. REGIS TREADWAY— Genius is mainly an affair of energy.” JOHN WILFRED THOM— Mu only hooks are women’s looks. I certainly do like to study.” EDNA MARY TOLL—Ah, sweet mysteries of life. FRED C. TURNER—Even his red hair can't make him angry. LEBRO TURCHETTI—How much dearer the wife than the bride. FRED McKENZIE WALLACE—Happiness gives him energy. ANNABEL WAMPLER—Patience and gentleness are enviable vir- tues. HELEN M. WARDLAW—Adorable and lovable. CATHERINE M. WATT—“Soft smiles by human kindness breed.” NORMA ELIZABETHANN WESTFALL—The joy of youth and health her eyes displayed. RUTH ELIZABETH WILSON—Great is youth. ARCHIE L. WITKOP—“Know this, that every good country can produce a good man.” NORMA EMMA WITT—“Learn to live and live to learn. DORIS MAY WRIGHT—A very sweet girl with a very sweet smile. ALMA LILLIAN ZERRAN—“True to her work, herself, and her friends. ANGELA RITA ZUPAN—The other of the inseparable pair. THE PARKER The Last Will and Testament of the Senior Class of 1936 We. the Senior Class of 1936. are now prepared to make the quietus of our b.icf sojourn in the halls and by- ways of this beloved institution. So. knowing that our time is short, we have endeavored to create a spirit of fraternity and brotherhood between ourselves and the Juniors (that vast collection of dense, mahogany craniums) in hope that they will obtain a fuller enjoyment of our departures. To the faculty and the rest of the members of our beloved institution we leave our ' True Wits and Natures.’’ The following individuals arc being kindly rewarded by some very generous seniors: Alex Novitsky leaves his cute little Lord Fauntleroy ties to Clayton Lilly. Ruth Wilson and Norma Westfall leave their athletic ability to future varsity teams. If Gus Shaak leaves his interruptions in English class to anyone. Miss Jackson swears she ll flunk him. Virg Scott leaves his way with the women to anyone who needs it. We know there are plenty. If anyone is qualified, they may have Ellen Brace’s sophisticated actions. Beverly Alexander leaves her quietness to Rita Overholt. What a waste of time! Leo King leaves his dancing ability to the H. P. H. S. stag line. Esther Schubring leaves her popularity to Irene Taylor. Charlotte Strickler leaves her ability to write stories to the High Times. Jimmy Brown wills Erma Whipple’s heart to Luther Stewart, and he emphatically says. “Keep it.” Bill Langnau leaves his suede jacket to Evelyn Kenyon. She's always using it. anyway. Isn't she? Jack Marshall leaves his cute blush of embarrassment to Bill McAdam. Gordon Bogues leaves his radical ideas in the dust. Inci- dentally. he was refused admittance to college with them. Chet Smith wills his Tarzan physique to Reggy Sandy. They say Grape Nuts help. Catherine Watt leaves everything she owns “except Chet.” French Treadway refuses to leave anything to anyone, as he has expressed the wish to save his eloquent words for a later date. Irene Niparko leaves to Miss Weller her winning smile. Take good care of it. Lorraine Kahn wills her brother to the gym class. Roll him over. boys. Norman Dumphy wills his oratorical ability to “Stooge . More words to you. Stooge. Ted Fuller wills his high scholastic standing to those dense, mahogany craniums. Ed Guiseppe and Juliet Kraus leave their romance to be carried on by Betty Jane Walters and Hayton Alsup. The whole Senior Class kindly wills a shotgun to the Junior Class to protect the candy stand and a tin roof to protect their heads. To Mr. McCloy we kindly leave some of Charley’s Hair Restorer. To Miss Jackson the Senior Class readily leaves Alexander Pope and his Essays. And please keep him. Jack Law. the football captain of 1935, wills the “hero stuff” to the next captain. Ray Bechtel wills his baritone voice to Sid World. Sorry w'c can’t advise you. Sid. Mary Janabet leaves all her lovely clothes to all you love- ly gals—if they fit. Allen Gifford leaves his small feet to Wes Marsh. Should have done it years ago. Bill Powers leaves his quiet and unassuming ways to Art Mattson. Robert Ruebelmann wills his beautiful poems to the Romeo of the Junior Class. All the Senior members of the National Honor Society will the good they've done the school in hope that the new members will carry on. Kenny Fielden leaves his sleepy attitude to all of you wide awake boys. Norman Adams leaves his ability to have his pictures taken during school hours to anyone w’ho wants to try it next year. George Grasscr wills everything he has in his possession, except one thing, and that's his girl. Russell Parsons wills his winning personality to you up and coming advertising men. Leila Hildebrand wills her beautiful eyes to you sleepy- eyed Juniors. Bill Thom leaves his success as a printer of tardy slips to the person who gets his job next year, hoping he will be as successful as he himself w’as. Thelma Farmer leaves her Illinois accent to you poor little gals w’ho arc trying to imitate it. Kathleen McNally leaves her ability as a typist to you up and coming stenographers. Ed Harkins leaves his George Washington ideas to the biggest liar in the Junior Class. Grace Nicholls leaves her share of the shorthand cup to Kay Bruce. Protect it well. Kay. Fred Wallace leaves his abundance of happiness and energy to Junior Bunncr. Annabel Wampler leaves her curly hair to Birdie Myers. Elmer Draper leaves his coal truck to anyone who can make a better success of it than he did. Signed and sealed by the Senior Class on this 19th day of June, nineteen hundred thirty-six. Attorney: Lorraine Kahn. Witnesses: Marjorie V. Jackson. B. A. McCloy. THE PARKER SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY It is late afternoon. June 8. 1946. In the operating room of Ford's Hospital there is great excitement, but this does not lessen the efficiency of the great specialists gathered around. One is able to see there renowned scientists among whom is Theodore Fuller. Lorraine Kahn is one of the doctors and among the attending nurses we find Lillian Agnello and Mary Janabet. As the patient is wheeled in we gasp with surprise. He is none other than our old friend August Shaak. His appearance is very strange, and a nurse answers our inquiries by explaining that he had submitted to the process of sus- pended animation in the interests of science. On this day he is to be brought back into the realm of the living. An hour later we discover him standing in front of the hospital with a bewildered expression upon his face. He tells us that it seems only a few hours ago that he went to sleep but everything is so changed that he doesn't know what to do or where to go. As we are on our way home we take him with us. As we pass the corner of Stephenson and John R Streets, a small boy of about eight years is loudly crying. Extra. and we buy a paper to find out what has happened. The boy is a curly-headed blond, and his features greatly re- semble those of our former classmate. Edna Toll. In screaming headlines we see Revolution in Spinuchlovackia Ends'. Norman Dumphy, formerly of the United States, is proclaimed the new dictator. Reading on to see what else we can learn of this startling news, we are grieved to find that the dictator's right- hand man. Jack Law. was killed in the fray. Also featured is the news of another dimension, just as inexplainable as Ein stein s, discovered by Professor Skok. Turning back to the Sport page, we read an interesting article by coach Jim Brown, telling of his prospects for the coming season. Ruth Graham, the new Olympic swimming champion, has, according to the paper, just returned to the United States after attending an important match in England. By this time we have arrived at our hotel. As we enter, we are greeted by the desk clerk. Bill Powers, and informed that Mr. Marshall, senior partner of Fieldcn and Marshall, wishes to see us. We hurry in and pay our long over due rent, much to the surprise of the hotel manager. When we finally escape the profuse thanks and apologies of Mr. Marshall, we go out into the lobby where our friend has just signed for a room. Seeing August in the lobby the next morning, we offer to rc-acquaint him with the greatly enlarged city of Hazel Park. Upon his acceptance, we all drive over to Hazel Park's fore- most law firm. Bogues Parsons. Inc. Among the office force we discover Geraldine Parsons and Annabel Wampler working as stenographers. Ruth Wilson as a private secretary, and Inez Carlson as file clerk. After a short time spent with them, we go on. for we have many other places to visit. Our next stop is at the Adam's Barber Shop where our young charge renews his acquaintance with Norman. Monsieur Mc- Cardell. the famous coiffeur stylist, is also very glad to see his classmate again. His assistant. Lennic Scott, is giving French Treadway, the eminent concert singer, a manicure. Just be- fore we leave. Irene Niparko and Martha Laursen, teachers at Hazel Park High, come in. Irene's calling is basketball, and Martha's is English. Morning is almost gone so we decide to drop in at Guiseppe's Igloo for lunch. The head waiter. Mr. Addison, shows us to our table. Near us are sitting Mr. and Mrs. Novitzky (Esther Schubring) with their charming daughter, and Mr. and Mrs. Draper (Elmer and Jean). They are listening with intense interest to the crooning orchestra leader. Ray Bechtel, the latest telo-radio sensation. In the orchestra we see Louis Kaumeyer and Leo King. After lunch we call at the Baptist parsonage where Rev. Smith and his wife Catherine receive their very good friend August with great pleasure. Catherine takes us up to the nursery to see their three year old triplet daughters who arc under the care of their nurse. Alma Zerran. She informs us that she takes the Smith sisters to Miss Sanders' nursery school. After a delightful chat, we take our leave and Helen Lankau. the maid, helps us with our wraps. Having no particular destination, we drive out into the country, where we are as surprised as August to discover Mr. and Mrs. Grasser. (the former Ellen Brace), operating a very successful dairy farm. As we make our entrance. Mr. Grasser and the hired man. Pearley Bunner. arc milking the cows while Mrs. Grasser is drilling a sextet made up of their six children. They are glad to see us. as is the hired girl. Alvina Olmack. When we arrive in town again, we find that we have just time enough to visit The Hildebrand Secretarial School. Among the teachers there are Eva Morway. Sadie Smick. Beulah Daubenmeyer. and Grace Nicholls. As it has grown quite late, we go back to our hotel to dress for the evening. We dine alone at the hotel, where we arc served by Wilfred Thom. When we again meet August, we see that he has evidently visited the hotel tailor. James Spaulding, for he is resplendent in perfect evening clothes. Now we are off for a gala evening. Our first stop is at Witkop’s theatre. Buying our tickets from Norma Witkop. formerly Westfall, we enter hopefully. We see his latest pro- duction. Three Maids in a Boat.” starring Shirley Dawson. Sylvia Starr and Marjorie Sturner. Fred Wallace is the song and dance man between acts. This production is a sure hit. and after enjoying it very much we depart for Rzesnewcki's Hot Spot.” In the lobby Evelyn Jones and Thelma Farmer are acting as check girls. We enter and are seated by Mr. Rzesncwcki himself, just as the floor show is beginning. The first feature is none other than Major Virg. Scott and his troop of amateurs who have appeared on his broadcasts. Among these lucky entertainers we see Thelma Bedner. her brother Ralph, and Alma Krutzina. Directly after the performance Major Scott goes to sit at the table with his wife. Marguerite Goth Scott. We recall having recently read in the paper that Mrs. Scott pilots her famous husband from city to city to keep his various engagements. We also sec Denzel Martin nearby. It seems that he has suddenly become worldly! The next act is none other than Amos and Andy, still going strong. However, due to a quarrel between the two old part- ners. Bill Langnau is now taking the part of Amos. The greatest hit of the evening comes with the personal appearance of Clark Gable's successor. Michael Gettlinger. who gives a delightful performance. August’s only remark is that his beloved cousin has everything including the cars. Now we have some dancing to the delightful music of Juliet Kraus and her Rhythmettes. among whom are Beverly Alexander. Peggy Pascoe. and Norma Witt. Even though Michael was the hit of the evening, the climax of the morning is reached with a speciality dance by Donald Hebert and Carmen Hobson. After talking with the Gettlingers, Larry and Grace, we wearily wend our way homeward at the beginning of another day. Charlotte Strickler Kathleen McNally THE PARKER JUNIOR CLASS ROLLS The major activities of the 12-B and 11-A groups during the past school year were as follows: JUNIOR JUBILEE Sponsor of High Times JUNIOR JAMBOREE Junior-Senior Prom 12-B CROUP First Row—left to right: Jinc� . Henry. May. McMurray. Overholt, Keragis, Fahrner. Brda. Wilson. Mansfield, Stephenson. Second Row: Graham. Dalton. Armstrong, Bruce. Bland. Wcnkus. Pavkovich. Hermance, Walters. Mr. Tarrant, advisor. Third Row: Sova. Pardy, Truba. Barry, Fogarty. O’Dell. Richardson. Ryder, Turner. Springer. Matney. Fourth Row: Gill, Evatz, Westfall, Majorana, Curran, Martz, Wilson, Schumacher, McClements, Little. THE PARKER 11 -A CROUP First Row—left to right: Konconi, M. Smith. Kirby, Stone, Walter, Jensen, Fryer, W-ardlaw, Thixton, Wallace, linger. Whipple, Tronge, Bryan, Olmack. Irion, Roe. Adams, Bamc, Hewelt. Second Row: Mr. Tarrant, advisor; Slagle. Blake. R. Newberry, Wilson. Bowman, H. Newberry-, Cain. Woll. Stewart. Corbin. Ford-Fyffe, Wobscr. Greeson. Burger, Kaumeyer, Dinger. Third Row: Frazier, Oldenburg, Hcnderlight, J. Pierce, Hendry, Wininger, Boyce, Morgan, Akins, Vennard, Salec, C. Pierce. Marr. Gragg, Daubenmeyer, Lindholm, Rohelicr, Utley. Duncan. Fourth Row: O’Dcre, Young, Rector, Mertz, Ringl, Ogilvie, Col grove, Pear'man, Husband, Walker, Bell, Holmes, Wright. Thiesen, Hill. 1 1-B CROUP First Row—left to right: Perry, Adams, Otis, Jenners, Watson, Buckley, Chaney, McNally, Kellogg. Jones, Kligman, Bechtel, Cook, Sandy. Kenyon. Rabe, Grassmyer, Bruce, Birdsall, Lumsden, Barry. Second Row: Burger. Lucas, Kahn, Molner, Pascoe, Taylor. Andrus, Hewlett, Schmidt, Finley, Opie. Muccino, Klingensmith. Alsbach, Bame, McAdam, Mr. Ullrcy, advisor. Third Row: Miss Anna Crawford, advisor; Dandrea. Schumacher, Caston, Moberly, Clark. Cook, Ruebclmann, Rader. Beckfeldt, Palmatier, Mcncndcz, Meyer, Allen. Grieve. Langnau, Shannon, Forshce, Mr. Hughes, advisor. Fourth Row: Best, Martin, Hoyle. I.aursen, Psara, Hardman, Niparko, Reich, Cudney, Parsonson, I.ocklin, Tansil, Eade, Maynard, Lilly. School Activities THE PARKER Top Ron-----left to right: Kahn. Hidden, Fuller. Bechtel, Schubring. Second Row: NicholU, Wilson, Brace. Strickler. Third Row: Hildebrand. I angnau. Dumphy. Gratter, McNally. THE PARKER STAFF Managing Editor...................................... Bill Langnau Foreword and Dedication Theodore Fuller Epigrams and Class Will. ..__________________________ Lorraine Kahn Class Prophecy Kathleen McNally Charlotte Strickler Activities... Esther Schubring Leila Hildebrand Ellen Brace Girls’ Athletics..... Ruth Wilson Boys Athletics Bill Langnau Joke Editors...... Kenneth Fielden Raymond Bechtel Advertising Managers................................. George Grasser Norman Dumphy Subscription Manager..------------------------ Esther Schubring Typists----------------------------------------------- Grace Nicholls Raymond Bechtel The 1936 staff trusts that this second publication of the Parker will establish a Hazel Park High School tradition. It is their hope that this activity will afford to succeeding classes the pleasure and satisfaction which it has given to the present staff. THE PARKER First Rosy—left to right: Pavkovich. Bugor. Brda, Overholt, Henry, Westfall. Second Row: Fahrner. Bryan. Walters, Dinger. McNally, Bruce, Irion. fhird Row: Kahn, McNally, Chynowcth. Mr. Tarrant, McClements, Keast, Burger. HIGH TIMES Editor......... Sports Editor Feature Editor ______ Society Editor Campusology__________ Forum Editors Student Forum Faculty Forum Church Editor Alumni Editor_____ Jokes................ EDITORIAL STAFF ...........-.......... Margaret Brda ............................... Rita Overholt ................ Stanley Keast —...................— Marcia Bryan -------------------------------Lillian Irion ........-...—..................Vivian Swan .............. Katherine Pavkovich .......... -................... Kay Bruce ....-................ .........Betty Walters ----------------------Elmer Wilson BUSINESS STAFF General Business Manager______________________ .George Bugor Advertising Manager_______________________________ Marty Henry Assistants Norman Dumphy. Howard Dinger Russel Burger. Louis Kahn Publicity Manager............................ Donald McClements ADVISORS Mr. E. W. Tarrant Miss Shirley Holbrook In the fall of 1935 there was felt throughout the student body a need for a medium through which the current high lights of school activities could be recorded. The Junior Class volunteered to meet this need and undertook the responsibility of publishing the school paper called High Times.” THE PARKER First Row—left to right: Ycip, Rindcrspachcr, VanBuskirk, Turkowswi, Sanders. Kligman, Schmitz. Second Row: Miss Eola Webster, advisor; Olmack, Wallace, Hill, Lock, Lindholm, Walters. Olmack. Third Row: McCardell, Cournoyer, Minims, Salcc, Chabot, Pascoe. Daubenmeyer, Kahn. ROMANI HODIERNI i LATIN CLUB) OFFICERS Marie Sanders______________________________ President Helen Van Buskirk............................... Secretary Carl Kligman..._.......................... Treasurer Anna Turkowski......................... Program Chairman ADVISOR Miss Eola Webster PURPOSE To make the subject of Latin more interesting by studying Roman life. MOTTO Non sibi sed omnibus—Not for one’s self but for all. MEETINGS The club holds its meetings the second and fourth Wednesday of every month. ACTIVITIES The club had a Hallowe'en and Christmas party during the first semester. The members also prepared an attractive Christmas basket for a needy family. During the second semester the club sponsored the annual Roman Banquet. THE PARKER Fir t Rom—left to right: Hill, Husband, Kuck, Rabr. Alexander, Schubring, L. Hildebrand, R. Wilson, Westfall. Opie, A. Jenkins, Sigman. Second Row: Miss Gladys Davis, advisor; Hudohn. Kinnaird. Jcnners. Sykes, C. Hildebrand. Hewelt. P. Pascoe. M. Wilson. Otis. Parsons. Miss Dorothy Deckler. advisor. Third Row: Watson. J. Pascoe, King, McPhail. A. Swan. Nicholson, Taylor, M.Laursen, Grassmeyer, Walters, Hcmiance, Yeip. Fourth Row: Barton, I.angmu, Fox. M. Jenkins, Sanders, Susewitt, Shivas, Vcnnard, Salce, M. Pavkovich, Bruce, Kenyon, K. Pavkovich. GIRL RESERVES OFFICERS Leila Hildebrand President Esther Schubring ___________________ .Vice-President Ruth Wilson Secretary Vivian Swan--------------------------------------------------- Treasurer PURPOSE SLOCAN To find and give the best. To face life squarely. ADVISORS Miss Dorothy Deckler Miss Gladys Davis Miss Irene Zemke, who recently retired from teaching because of illness, was also an advisor. The Girl Reserves sadly miss her many helpful sugges- tions, but wish her many new joys in her coming years. THE GIRL RESERVE CODE Gracious in manner Impartial in judgment Ready for service Loyal to friends Reaching toward the best Earnest in purpose Seeing the beautiful Eager for knowledge Re verent to God Victorious over self Ever dependable Sincere at all times ACTIVITIES Girl Reserve Picnic Girl Reserve Tea at the Y. W. C. A. Girl Reserve Assembly Girl Reserve Dance held on Nov. 22 Caroling Party on Dec. 19 Dressing of Goodfellow dolls Girl Reserve Conference Valentine's Day Dance Picnic for Senior Girls Mother’s Day Tea THE PARKER Fint Row—left to right: Sylvester, J. Bunner. Rinderspacher, Naas, Adams. B. Grasser. Askew, Ringl, Winters. Second Row: Ventimiglia, Schubring. McMurray, Pavkovich. Grassmeyer, Hewelt, Fahrner. Keragis. Beckfeldt. Ruebelmann, Rabe, Rader, Palmatier. Wilson. Third Row: Miss Thomas. Herniance. Frazier, K. Bruce, Minims. Baas, Sykes, Stuckman. Bryan, Valom, Kenyon. May, Miss Fuller. Fourth Row: Rogue . R. Alsup. Trongc, Lumsden. Cook. C. Langnau. Brace, Taylor, E. Bruce, Vcnnard. Susewitt, B. Walters, A. Walters, Hobson. Fifth Row: McNally. Bechtel, H. Alsup. Niparko, Clark, G. Grasser, Marsh, Scott, Fielden, B. Langnau. Woll. Day. Mertz, Marshall. Rector. BOYS’ AND GIRLS’ GLEE CLUBS DIRECTORS Miss Eleanor Thomas Miss Esther Fuller PURPOSE To interest the high school students in learning and appreciating good music. ACTIVITIES The first project of the year was a musical comedy written by Mr. Josh P. Roach and Mr. Norman Naas. Popular music of the season was used, and the dialogue was snappy and comical. The scene was in the interior of the “La Paloma de la Bella Gesundhiet Cafe in the afternoon and evening of the grand opening. The plot was simple but closely interwoven. The second project of the year was an operetta. “Lelawala.” The music was composed by Charles Wakefield Cadman. and the book and lyrics by George Murray Brown. The beautiful legend of Niagara, the “Thunder Waters of the Indians provided the background for the play. War came upon the tribe and the “Thunder Waters called for a sacrifice, and Lelawala was chosen. Through the help of her rejected lover. Shungcla, she was saved and later united with her true lover, Sawanas. The Indian plot was inter- woven with a sub-plot consisting of white people. Mr. Josh P. Roach was the dramatics director and Betty Jane Walters was the accompanist. The third project of the year was a concert including a wide selection of classical music. The main purpose was to show the work of the Glee Club as a whole. Ellen Brace and Betty Jane Walters were the accompanists. THE PARKER First Row — left to right: Kellogg Gragg. Hopfe. Pascoe, Mr. Roach. Woll, Jackson, Locklin, Bechtel. Svatora. Second Row: Kligman. Perryman, Pfankuch. McCloy, Parsons, Dinger, Hutchins. HIGH SCHOOL ORCHESTRA DIRECTOR Mr. Josh P. Roach PURPOSE To further the interest of music in the school and to give any high school student an opportunity to further his musical education. ACTIVITIES The orchestra's most important project of the year was the musical concert, presented in June. The concert was divided into three parts: the first and third parts consisted of classical selections by the Glee Club: the second part consisted of classical selections by the orchestra. Other activities of the orchestra were: accompanying the chorus for the Christmas Assembly, and playing for Com- mencement. THE PARKER First Row—left to right: Parsons, Bechtel, Dumphy. Stumer. Second Rt w: Law. Brace. Kahn, l.angnau, Farmer. Hidden. Dawson, Marshall, Bcdner, Scott Niparko. Shaak. “THE GHOST PARADE” SENIOR CLASS PLAY Absolem Hawkes Norman Dumphy The Sheriff— ------------------- —..... _ Virgil Scott Hiram Ray Bechtel Rasius Bill Langnau Abe Higgenbottom John Law Jonas August Shaak Matilda ----------- Irene Niparko Mamie Rose.... ..........._ Thelma Farmer Anne Watkins .... —............. Shirley Dawson Aleck Smart................................. Kenneth Fielden Ted Lewis ----------------------Jack Marshall Miss Abigail Jones-----------—__________________ Thelma Bedner Bill Lamont .............._..................... .Lorraine Kahn Claudia ------------------ —...—...— Ellen Brace Rio Geraldine Parsons The Pest....................................... Marjorie Sturner DIRECTOR Mr. Josh P. Roach The scene of the play is centered in the lobby of the Imperial Hotel, which is a rickety old place, believed to be inhabited by ghosts. Mamie Rose and Anne Watkins, the latter being the heir to the hotel, come to take over Anne's legacy and are met with many mysterious happenings and troubles. Two young actors, Ted Lewis and Aleck Smart, appear at the hotel as a result of the burning of their play house, and with their help the parade of the ghosts is brought to an end. THE PARKER First Row—left to right: C. I.angnau. Keragis. Runner. Winters, Meyers, May. Lurmden, Grassmyer, Pavkovich, E. Bruce, Mimms, Witt, Wilson. Frazier, Ventimiglia. Ss ond Row: Susewitt, Vennard. Day, Clark. Bechtel, Mattson. Marsh. Taylor. Rader. Third Row: Cook, Rabe. Fahrncr, Valom. B. W'alters. McMurray, Tronge, Marshall, Hobson, Niparko, H. Alsup. Rector. R. Alsup, G. Grasser, Brace. Rindcrspacher. Langnau, Fieldcn. Hewelt Adams. Kraus. Palmatier. Meyers. Sturner, Schubring. Kenyon. K. Bruce, Stuckman. Sykes. Fourth Row: Ogilvie, Mcrtz, Naas. Woll, B. Grasser. Ringl, Sylvester, Scott, Hooker. Miriani. “LELAWALA” HIGH SCHOOL OPERETTA “THE NEWSPAPER BRIDE” JUNIOR CLASS PLAY Left to Right: K crag is. Dinger. Brda. Tucker. Fahrner, Keast, Bland. THE PARKER First Row—left to right: Hutchins. Martin. Ashley, Elliot. Second Row: Stewart. Smith. Ring'. Reich. World, Scott, Law, Giiiseppc. Grasser, Skok, Husband Kaumeyer. Third Row: Hart, Mattson, Thom, Slusher, King. Myers. Marsh. Witkop, Bugor, Reed, Niparko. Finley, Charpentier, Scott. Fourth Row: Eade. I.agg. McAdam, Adams, Cole. Coach Grba, Wilson, Mold, Knapp, Sandy, Gill. FOOTBALL Thoughout the season the playing of Scott at center. Skok at end. Smith at half, and Law at fullback featured. After some shifting around Guiscppe found himself at a backfield posi- tion where he showed up exceptionally well. His shift gave Ed Ringle a chance to prove that he really deserved the flank position. SCHEDULE—1935-36 TEAM H.P.H.S. Opp. Ferndale _ Q 1 9 Birmingham I 2 1 2 East Detroit 12 Clawson I 3 7 Cranbrook 3 j 0 Berkley 0 0 Ecorse 0 31 Royal Oak 14 Total Points 80 95 REVIEW OF GAMES Haxel Park 0—Ferndalc 19 This was the first game of the year. Playing at Ferndale. the team was handed their first defeat. The team lacked cooperation and it could easily be seen that more practice was needed before a good football machine could be worked up. Hazel Park 1 2 — Birmingham 1 2 The second game of the year played on the Birmingham field turned out much better. Hazel Park came from behind to tie the score in the closing minutes. Guiscppe and Brown stood out on defense, taking advantage of the new lateral rule to score the necessary points for a tie. Hazel Park 1 2 — East Detroit 1 2 East Detroit came to Hazel Park with a tic to their credit. This game turned out much like the Birmingham game, with East Detroit coming from behind just as the Parkers had in the previous game. Hazel Park 13 — Clawson 7 The next game proved to be the first victory for the Maroon and Grey. Clawson s heavy but clumsy outfit were defeated to the tune of 1 3-7. Hazel Park 31 — Cranbrook 0 Hazel Park traveled to Cranbrook where they easily defeated the weaker Cranbrook eleven. Hazel Park 0 — Berkley 0 The next game was played with Berkley, our traditional foe. on a neutral field in Ferndale. The two teams met and fought each other to a stand still. The work of Chet Smith, who was suffering from a bad knee and thigh, was outstanding. Berkley remains in possession of the cup because of their victory the previous year. Hazel Park 0 — Ecorse 31 The boys traveled to Ecorse only to take a severe drubbing from the much stronger and heavier Ecorse eleven. Hazel Park 12 — Royal Oak 14 In the last game of the year the Marcon and Grey went to Royal Oak determined to make up for their defeat at Ecorse. They were up against a stiff task as Royal Oak was undefeated to date. Ferndale. with a total of six points, was the only team which had been able to score against them in previous games. As a result. Royal Oak was claiming the State Class A title. The Hazel Park lads battled their hearts out against a much heavier and more experienced Royal Oak eleven. When the game ended Royal Oak felt glad to gain a 14-12 victory. The work of Scott and Kaumeyer was worthly of special recognition. THE PARKER First Row—left to right: K. Cloutier, Mgr.. Turner, W. Cloutier. Knapp. Larch. Adams. Witkop, Husband. Wallace, McAdani. Dahlke, Coach Grba. Second Row: Sweet. Kaumeyer. Muccino. Osborne. World. Parsonson. Slusher, Finley, Lagg, Bottreli. BOYS’ VARSITY BASKETBALL SCHEDULE—1935-36 TEAM H.P.H.S. OPP. Alumni 41 25 Royal Oak 14 30 Clawson 22 42 Berkley 29 21 Log Cabin 32 22 Ferndale 19 22 St. Claire 32 28 Van Dyke 36 32 East Detroit 18 23 Clawson . 29 37 Berkley 25 30 Birmingham 28 16 Total Points 325 328 REVIEW OF GAMES Hazel Park 41 — Alumni 25 The first game of the year looked good to the Hazel Park coach with the team defeating the Alumni 41 25. Those show- ing up well were McAdam and Wallace as forwards. Adams at center, and Husband at guard. Hazel Park 14 — Royal Oak 30 After Christmas vacation the Parkers went to Royal Oak where they were easily defeated. None of the fellows seemed to have an eye for the basket. Hazel Park 22 — Clawson 42 Hazel Park’s first home game with Clawson was a poorly played game, resulting in victory for the opponents. Hazel Park 29 — Berkley 21 In their next home game the Parkers registered their first victory of the year by taking Berkley into camp. Hazel Park 32 — Log Cabin 22 In a warmup game. Log Cabin was met and easily defeated. Hazel Park 19—Ferndale 22 On the next game which was played at home. Hazel Park met Ferndale and this proved to be the most interesting game of the year. Hazel Park led until the last minute and a half of play, when Ferndale with a spurt edged out a nice victory. Coach was well pleased with the showing of the team, even though it met defeat. Hazel Park 32 — St. Claire 28 St. Claire traveled a long way to meet Hazel Park and were defeated in a fairly good game. Hazel Park 36 — Lincoln of Van Dyke 32 Van Dyke was easily defeated, even though the score does not show it. The Parkers had a good lead throughout the game and never appeared in any real danger of losing. Hazel Park 1 8 — East Detroit 23 Hazel Park traveled to East Detroit and met defeat after playing a bad brand of ball. Hazel Park 29 — Clawson 37 In a return game with Clawson the fellows showed up much better than in the previous game, but didn't have the strength to win. Hazel Park 25 — Berkley 30 In another return engagement the home team met defeat at Berkley in the closing minutes of the game. Hazel Park 28 — Birmingham 16 In the last game of the year Hazel Park finally played a good game when they won from the fast Birmingham team. The following players won a varsity letter: Adams at center: Witkop. Wallace. McAdam. and Turner at forward position: Husband. Larch, and Knapp at guard. The reserve team had a much better season, winning 8 out of 1 3 games played. Those of the reserves who will be possible varsity candidates for next year are: Cloutier. Muccino. and Sweet as forwards: Parsonson at center: and Lagg. Dahlke, and Finley as guards. THE PARKER Front Row—left to right: Westfall, Vennard, Bland. Wilson. Captain; Overholt. Hildebrand, Cook. Second Row: Shiva� , Jones. Kinnaird. Keragis. Nicholls. Opie, Emmons. Third Row: Schubring. Manager; Hudolin, Miss Larson, Coach. Smith. Brown. Timekeeper. GIRLS’ VARSITY BASKETBALL The Girls’ Varsity Basketball Team, under the excellent coaching of Harriet E. Larson, again came through with another trophy in an undefeated season. The trophy is given yearly to the team having won the most games. I'he league consists of Van Dyke. Utica. Roseville. Eastland, and Hazel Park. Rita Overholt and Claire Hildebrand were high scorers, with 62 and 36 points respectively. SCHEDULE—1935-36 TEAM Van Dyke .... H.P.H.S. 18 OPP. 15 Roseville 28 9 Utica 21 10 Roseville 29 9 Eastland .24 1 3 Van Dyke . . . .21 1 1 Utica 18 1 1 Eastland 38 22 Total Points 197 REVIEW OF CAMES Hazel Park 1 8 — Van Dyke 1 5 100 The season started out with a bang when the Parkers had to give all they had to win from the persistent Van Dyke team. The score was 12-6. Parkers’ favor, at the end of the half. High scoring was done by Daubenmcyer and Hildebrand, with 6 points each. It was a good game from start to finish. Hazel Park 28 — Roseville 9 This proved an easy game for Hazel Park. High scorer was Overholr. with 12 points. The score was 12-5 at the half for the Parkers, who made 16 points to their opponents’ 4 in the last half. Hazel Park 21 —Utica 10 In this game the Hazel Park team held their opponents to one basket till the half, the score being 12 to 2. Westfall was high scorer with 1 2 points. Hazel Park 29—Roseville 9 This was an easy game foi the Parkers. Ovcrholt led the scoring with 1 1 points. At the end of the half, the score was 21-0. In the second half Roseville tried to rally but made only 9 points. Hazel Park 24 — Eastland 1 3 Although the scoring was rather one-sided, this game was a hard fought one. Eastland had a very small team, but put up a very good fight. Hazel Park led all during the four quarters. Ovcrholt led the scoring with 12 points. Hazel Park 21 —Van Dyke 11 In their previous battle with Van Dyke, Hazel Park was pushed to win 18-15. For that reason they primed themselves for a tough battle. Van Dyke was in second place in the league standing to date. Westfall led the scoring with three goals and a pair of free shots. It was Hazel Park's game from beginning to end. Hazel Park 18 — Utica 11 This was the hardest game of the season. Utica led at the half with a score of 9-6. High scorer was Westfall with a total of 8 points. Hudolin. a reserve guard, did outstanding work when she was sent in at the third quarter. Hazel Park 38 — Eastland 22 This game clinched the championship for the Parkers. The game was a close race until the third quarter, and then Hazel Park pulled away. High scoring was done by Overholt and Hildebrand, with 5 baskets and a free throw apiece. The following players won a varsity letter: Westfall. Over- holt. Cook. Hildebrand, and Daubenmeyer at forward position: Wilson. Wampler. Bland, and Vennard at guard. Reserve players were as follows: Opie. Kinnaird. Keragis. and Brown as forwards: Shivas. Hudolin. Nicholls. Jones. Swan. Smith. Niparko. and Emmons as guards. THE PARKER THE NATIONAL HONOR SOCIETY OFFICERS Esther Schubring ---------- .._______ President Russell Parsons VicePresident Kathleen McNally ... Secretary ADVISOR The following are the pupils who make up the Society. They are chosen by a faculty committee for their Character, Scholarship. Leadership, and Serv- ice. To be elected to the society, a student must be in the upper third of his class in scholarship. Not more than fifteen per cent of the graduating class may be members of this society. Miss Margaretha Schalm PURPOSE To create enthusiasm for scholarship, to stimulate a desire to render service, to promote leadership, and to develop character. First Semester Members Esther Schubring Leila Hildebrand Kathleen McNally Irene Niparko Margaret Brda Russell Parsons Bill Langnau Herman Skok Lorraine Kahn Gordon Bogues Virgil Scott Marie Sanders ACTIVITIES Courtesy Campaign Listing the failures and incompletes each month for the study halls and library Checking the schedules for study halls and number of subjects taken by pupils Second Semester Members Martha Laursen Jean Crowle Elmer Draper Norman Adams Charlotte Strickler Katherine Bruce Stanley George Bugor Richard Martz Paul Tucker Louise Fahrner Betty Jane Walters Howard Dinger Keast THE STAMP CLUB OFFICERS Louis Kahn President Russell Parsons Vice-President Carl Kligman Secretary-Treasurer ADVISORS Miss Beryl McCrory Mrs. Mabel Branch PURPOSE To get people interested in stamps, and to show the pleasures and opportunities derived from stamp collecting. Stamp collecting is a hobby enjoyed by kings, presidents, and other great personages. It started in England in the eighteenth century, but by whom no one has been able to find out. Stamps were issued in the United States for the first time in 1847. At present the Scott Coin Company has the best collection of stamps in this country. Louis Kahn, who has the largest collection in the club, possesses many rare stamps of the United States and other countries. THE PARKER THE CAMP FIRE GIRLS OFFICERS Bonnie McCloy_____________________ President Marjorie May_____________________ Vice-President Grace Craft..................... - Secretary Mary Ann Mintz Treasurer GUARDIANS Miss Shirley Holbrook Miss Margaretha Schalm PURPOSE To make everyday life in its various phases more enjoyable, to provide congenial associations, and to stimulate high ideals for living. THE HAZEL OFFICERS Bill Langnau President Paul Tucker ________________ Vice-President Dick Martz ____________ Secretary-Treasurer ADVISORS Mr. Harold A. Richards Mr. Harold Hughes MEMBERSHIP BOARD The membership board consists of three boys whose duty it is to vote on the acceptance of new members into the club. They are: Carl Kligman Russell Parsons Stanley Keast MEETINCS The Tawanka Camp Fire group holds its meet- ings every Wednesday afternoon at 4:00 o’clock in Room 27 of the high school building. The group at this time has about twenty members. ACTIVITIES This year the group has entertained some small children at Christmas time and entertained the other Hazel Park group on February 26. The five girls working toward their Fire Maker's Rank gave a Camp Fire dinner and invited several of the other members. PARK Hl-Y PURPOSE To create and maintain Christian ideals among the boys of the school and the surrounding com- munity. Inasmuch as the Hazel Park Hi-Y has just re- cently been organized, there have been few activities. The club expects, however, to become an important part of school life in the coming year. The members of the Hazel Park Hi-Y should like to extend acknowledgment and appreciation of the splendid advice and cooperation given them by Mr. George Carhart, the Hi-Y representative of Oakland County. His untiring efforts have made possible this organization. THE PARKER THE SOCIAL COMMITTEE The Social Committee consists of six faculty members, appointed by Mr. Beecher, and six mem bers elected by the student body. PURPOSE To promote school spirit by arranging and spon- soring social activities. OFFICERS Bill Langnau Chairman Mary Ida Davis Secretary George Grasser _______________________ Treasurer MEMBERS Miss Eola Webster Miss Gladys Davis Miss Marjorie Jackson Miss Shirley Holbrook Mr. B. Mr. Henry Seekamp Lawrence Schumacher Bill McAdam Emil Rinderspacher A. McCloy ACTIVITIES Sponsored dancing class for beginners. Planned all high school dances and parties. Matinee Dances October I. 1935 January 17, 1936 October 17, 1935 February 7, 1936 High School Parties Hallowe'en Party, October 25, 1935 Christmas Party. December 13, 1935 Washington's Birthday Party, February 21, 1936 St. Patrick's Party, March 19, 1936 THE HAZEL PARK LETTER GIRLS’ CLUB OFFICERS Esther Schubring President Vivian Swan _________________ -..... Secretary PURPOSE To further interest in girls' athletics, both in varsity and inter-class sports. MEMBERS Members of the club consist of girls who have either a four-year H. P. letter or a varsity letter. They are: Marjorie Bland Irene Niparko Buelah Daubenmeyer Eva Morway Vivian Swan Jean Thixton Norma Westfall Esther Schubring Ruth Wilson Annabel Wampler Sadie Smick Lorraine Kahn Viola Vennard Rita Overholt Evelyn Springer ACTIVITIES Presentation iof reward sport ribbons to the champions of inter-class sports. The rewards were presented to: 8B Girls—Champions of Kick-Ball. 9B Girls—Champions of Volley-Ball. 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But conditions of today, more than ever before, require that one must have specialized training in addition to a high school or college graduation. The latter prepares for life and citizenship: business training will improve your chances of employment and advance- ment. For over thirty years, under the management of the men who are still at the head of the school. The Business Institute has been training young people for congenial, high-grade office employment. You are cordially invited to visit our schools. Call for a personal inspection of the Institute courses of study, equipment, and free employment service. Nett 48-page Bulletin will be mailed on request. Schools at 3240 Gratiot, corner of Mack; at 5040 Joy Road, near Grand River; also in Pontiac and Saginaw. The Business Institute Downtown School, Michigan Theatre Bldg., 220 Bagley, Detroit (All of our schools are on the approved list of the State Department of Public Instruction.) 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I can't go to class today. Miss McCrory: If not. why not? Norm Adams: I don’t feel well. Miss McCrory: Where don't you feel well? Norm Adams: In class. The biology students from the high school were on a nature study trip. Somebody. (I won't mention names), picked up a chestnut burr and came running, yelling: Teacher, look at the porcupine egg. FAMOUS SAYING OF MR. McCLOY A college may be a seat of learning, but it's a student s standing that counts. Mr. Roach: Can some one tell me the meaning of goblet? Virg Scott: Yes, sir. it’s a little turkey. E. SCHWARTZ 8 SON FLORISTS We Thank Compliments of Flowers for all Occasions. We telegraph Flowers anywhere, anytime Phones: Day — R.O. 5124 Night —R. O. 4923 221 South Main St. Advertisers Sullivan Bldg. Royal Oak. Mich. Robertson s Confectionery Store Soda Fountain Service Candy and School Supplies Corner of Jarvis and Vassar Sts. Hmil Rindcrspacher: Yes, ma'am, I'm a great singer. Esther Schubring: Where did you learn to sing? Emil Rindcrspacher: Why. I graduated from correspondence school. Esther Schubring: Boy. you sure lost lots of your mail. Miss Thomas: What’s the common impediment in the speech of American people? Miss Fuller: Chewing gum. Sadie Smick: My brother graduated with 103 degrees. Grace Nicholls: Impossible! Sadie Smick: Not at all. He worked himself up into a fever on Commencement Day. Who is the very slangy chap you were just talking to?” He’s a teacher of English enjoying a day off.” Mr. Roach (to the dramatics class) : What did Juliet say when she met Romeo in the balcony? Jack Law: Couldn't you get scats in the orchestra? August Shaak (to prostrate Norm Dumphy who has stumbled over a stone) : Did you fall? Norm Dumphy: How utterly imbecilic! Of course not! My body, possessing motion, produced an impact with a stationary solid substance which by the law of inertia resisted the force applied to it and destroyed my equilibrium. So, not being able to defy or break the law of gravitation. 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But. said his wife. Neither one of us brought one! ♦ Student: And poor Harry was killed by a revolving crane. Englishwoman: My word: What fierce birds you have in America. SIMILE? Miss Powers: You remind me of Quebec. Harold McCardcll: Why? Miss Powers: It's built on a bluff. FAST WORKER Miss Schalm: Why. Milo Woll. what are you doing in the halls during noon hour? Aren’t you supposed to be in orchestra? Milo: We were playing the last piece, and I finished first. Mr. Richards: Can anyone tell me how the earth is divided ? Russell Parsons: Between them that's got it and them that would like to have it. Maid: Shall I take this little rug out and beat it? Student: That's no rug. That’s my room-mate's towel. Lorraine Kahn: Is that a dray horse you have there? Rider: No. it’s a brown horse, and stop your baby talk. Miss Davis: 1 distinctly heard someone prompting you. Who was it? Small voice in back of room: No one. just history repeat- ing itself. Mr. Hughes: No one ever heard of a sentence without a verb. Clayton Lilly: I have. Mr. Hughes: What is it? Clayton: Thirty days. An Oxford undergraduate, a son of the vicarage, discovered he was uncomfortably short of money, so he spent some time concocting a letter that would have the right effect upon a somewhat severe parent. When finally completed, the letter read as follows: My dear father. I wonder if you will oblige me very greatly by sending me a copy of this month's parish magazine, and a five-pound note? P. S.—Don’t forget the parish mag- azine.” VERY ILLUMINATING Found on a freshman's registration card? Question: Give your par- ents' names. Answer: Mamma and pa- Voice on phone: Margaret Brda is sick and cannot at- tend school today, so will you please excuse her? Mr. Beecher: Of course. Who is this speaking? Voice: This is my mother. Gordon Bogues (the high school poet) : Some day you editors will fight for my poems. High School Editor: Well. I always was a good loser. Miss Jackson: Bill, have you read Freckles? Bill Langnau (blushing) : No, mine are brown. Miss Holbrook: Tomor- row we'll take up miscel- laneous work. By the way, what is miscellaneous? Howard Dinger: Miscel- laneous is the ruler of Italy. Teacher: Now. Percy, what is the third letter of the alpha- bet? Percy: I dunno. Teacher: Yes. you do. What is it that you do with your eyes? Percy: Mother says I squint. Miss Webster: Who was Homer? Bob Adams: He was the fellow who made Babe” Ruth famous. Popularity Contest During the second semester the Senior Class sponsored a popularity contest with the coop- eration of the school paper, the HIGH TIMES. 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Koepke Secretarial Training Watch and Clock Repair Shop This School Offers One Year and Two Year Courses New classes beginning June rd. Young men Terminal Bldg. — 14139 Woodward Ave. should consider our Executive Secretarial Course— Many fine opportunities. All graduates secured posi- HIGHLAND PARK tions readily from this year's class. Free placement service. Select student body. You arc invited to visit our school. Established 1915 To the June Graduate Approved by Dept, of Public Instruction High School Graduation Required Write or phone for Catalog. A high grade recognized college. Up to 84 term hours of credit accepted by Michigan State Normal College for work 1 he Detroit Institute ot Technology Detroit College of Law (The school for men) Offers Courses in LIBERAL ARTS - COMMERCE - ENGINEERING LAW AND PHARMACY done here. Summer Session. June 1 5 to August 7 DETROIT BUSINESS UNIVERSITY United Artists Building Fall Semester begins September 14. 1936 No Branches 3U 3 Y. M. C. A. Bldg. Randolph 61 2b WEYHING BROS. MFG. CO. Compliments of FURNISH Class Rings, Invitations, Diplomas, and Caps and Gowns. 304 Eaton Tower 3040 Gratiot Ave. Kahn’s Shoes and Dry Goods 16 West Nine Mile Road Detroit. Mich. Hazel Park, Mich. Compliments HAUPERT SUPPLY CO. 19409 John R Street Detroit, Mich. Great Scott shoes for children, a full line of High-Grade shoes, for men and women. Lumber Plumbing Hardware LOngfellow 41 89 We also carry a full line of ladies’ children’s, and men’s ready- to-wear. YOU CAN TRAIN FOR OFFICE-WORK QUICKLY Comptometer, Shorthand. Bookkeep- ing. Typewriting, English. Switchboard Operating Compliments of 3 Weekly Tuition Open Daily and Monday. Wednesday and Friday Evenings Individual Instruction — Free Employment Service For All Graduates BROWN’S CREAMERY CO. MILK — ICE CREAM MELVIN J. BROWN 538 Seven Mile Road (East of Woodward) Garvin Secretarial School 8th Floor Fox Theatre Bldg. Martha Laurscn (Salutatorian) : Do you know what it is to go before an audience. Ellen? Ellen Brace (Valedictorian) : No. I spoke before an audience once, but most of it went before I did. University Professor: If a person in good health, but who imagines himself sick, should send for you. what would you do? Medical Student: Give him something to make him sick and then administer an antidote. Professor: Don't waste any more time. Hang out your shingle. Mr. Brenner: If a farmer sells 1.700 bushels of wheat for SI. 17 a bushel, what will he get? Ralph Hutchins: A new automobile. Miss Mitchell had been having a hard time to get the boys to write English compositions. At last she had a thought to stimulate their interest—to write an account of a baseball game. With one exception the boys wrote enthusiastically. The exception chewed reluctantly at his pen and then was struck by a burst of genius. When the teacher opened his paper, it read. Rain. No game. Alfred Utley, the famous fiddler of pioneer days, was writing a letter one day when he asked a friend how to spell a cer- tain word. Why don’t you buy a dictionary? asked the friend. What would I do with a dictionary? If I can’t spell the words I couldn't find ’em. and if I can spell ’em. I don’t need a dictionary.” Bonton Sweet Shop Full Fountain Service Borden’s Ice Cream John R at Goulson Loans or Discounts THE ROYAL FINANCE 223 S. Main Street Phone 3077 Royal Oak GORDON’S CLEANERS MEN'S CLOTHING We sell tailor-made suits, top-coats or overcoats, and trousers at lowest prices. 22830 John R St. (Near Hazel Park Theatre and Nine Mile Road) Downey Motor Sales, Inc. Bought - Used - Sold 216 South Main St. R. O. 4435 Royal Oak, Mich. Weiss Dry Goods Store 22824 John R St. For Quality and Price See Weiss Compliments of E. W. PARRISH Compliments of HAZEL PARK ELECTRIC DRUGS GOLD STAR MARKET SHOP John R and Eight Mile Rd. 14 West Nine Mile Road Groceries and Meats and Everything 78 W. Nine Mile Road Phone R. O. 9521 Good to Eat Coach Grba: Cheer up. Ray! You have two chances, one of getting the germ and one of not. and if you get the germ you still have two chances, one of getting the disease and one of not .—and if you get the disease, you have two chances, one of dying and one of not. Ray Bechtel. Yeah, and if 1 die—Well. I still have two chances. Miss Larsen tells this story at her own expense. She was instructing a class of girls about the circulation of the blood and to make sure that they understood her. she said. Can you tell me why it is that if I stand on my head, the blood would rush to my head, and when I stand on my feci, there is no rush of blood to the feet?” Then a small girl answered. “It is because your feet are not empty. Teacher: Johnnie, what month has 28 days? Johnnie: All of ’em. Kenney Fielden: I wish I could be like the river. Margaret Wilson: Like the river? In what way? Kenney Fielden: Stay in my bed. and yet follow my course. It was the first day of school and the teacher was taking the names of the children, those of their fathers and the busi- ness of each one. Small Lucy gave her name and that of her father, but hesitated and became silent when it came to his business. Urged by the teacher, she blushingly said: He is Aunt Jane that docs the women s page and the beauty column of the newspaper.” Teacher: What became of the swine that had the evil spirit cast into them? Student: They made them into deviled ham. Miss Titsworth: Who will define a circle? Clifford Hooker: A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the center. William Sullivan Son GORDON'S KLEBBA’S FUNERAL DIRECTORS formerly 109 E. Third Street TAILOR AND CLEANERS Royal Oak Stationery Royal Oak. Mich. STUDENTS' SUITS Engraving Company Telephone 0007 308 W. Fourth St. All Styles and Colors. SI 1.95 Royal Oak. Mich. Compliments of Visit Our Gift Department for NOONANS. INC. Eight Mile Rd. and John R St. a Complete Selection of Gifts for the Graduate Main Street Royal Oak. Mich. Teacher: How many days are there in each month? Johnny: Thirty days hath September, all the rest I can’t remember. The calendar hangs upon the wall—why bother me with this at all? Rd Harkins: I wonder if that lecturer meant anything by it? Robert Rueblemann: By what? Ld Harkins: He advertised a lecture on “Fools” and when I bought a ticket it was marked “Admit One.” Miss Jackson: This is the third time you have looked on Gordon’s paper. Russell Parsons: Yes. ma’am, he doesn’t write very plainly. The professor was asked to give his definition of woman After clearing his throat he began in his leisurely way: Woman is. generally speaking— “Stop right there, professor.” interrupted a masculine listener. “You'll never get any nearer to it than that. Richard.' asked the teacher suddenly, have you learned your history lesson?” “No’m. answered the idle boy. slowly. “I ain't had no time for nothing but my grammar lesson yet. Mr. Ullrey: You cannot get eggs without hens. Mike Gcrlavich: My dad can. He keeps ducks! A Frenchman, talking to Miss Francis, was relating his ex- perience in learning the Fnglish language. “When I discov cred that if I was quick I was fast.” he said, and that if I was tied I was fast, if I spent too freely I was fast and that not to eat was to fast. I was discouraged. But when I came across the sentence. 'The first one won one onc-dollar prize.' I gave up trying to learn the English language.” Sophomore: Do you ever write home for money? Freshman: Never! Sophomore: I think it’s better to send telegrams, too! Grocery and Meat Market ” Where Prices are the Same. Why not the Best. THOM S MARKET 2 3 300 John R—corner of Felker TRUE EXPERIENCE Mr. Beecher: Syd. I don’t think you can graduate this year. 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