Haysi High School - Thunderbolt Yearbook (Haysi, VA)

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I, Jim Mullins, being of sound body and no mind, will my English book to Glenn Fuller. I, Vearl Sutherland, will my favorite cue stick, and my loaded dice to Roger Edwards and hope all his winnings will be generously contributed to the local church. We, Beacher Hamon, Emory Fuller, Ralph Keen, being of good character and we hope sound mind, will our marked cards and loaded dice to the future gamblers of H.H.S. , in hopes that they will contribute all their winnings to the Haysi Blue Note Band. I, Kermit Wallace, being of sound mind and body, do bequeath all the already chewed gum under the seats to the next sucker. I, Joe Kilgore, being of sound mind and body, bequeath all my books, troubles, and worries to the younger generation. I, Roby Wood, will my love and appreciation to the teachers and principal of H.H. S. I, Danny Hay, being of sound mind, and I hope sound body, will my love for Florida to the 49th State. I, Paul Oweens, weak, worried, and restless, hereby will all the pretty girls I can’t take with me to Charles Carpenter. I, Tommy L. Anderson, being of sound body and not so sound of mind, will my part of the principal ' s paddle to Charles Carpenter and my false teeth to Bill Ramey. I, Roger Mullins, being of sound mind and body, bequeath all my love for H.H.S. to the other suckers. I, Dennis Owens, will my moonshine still, my love, and apprecia- tion to the teachers and principal of H.H.S. I, Charley Adkins, leave my love for spending money on electric gadgets to Lewis Owens. I, Tommy S. Anderson, being of sound mind and body, will my convict suit of H.H.S. to anyone crazy enough to accept it in the future. I, Kenny Fuller, will all my studious habits to the remaining students of dear old Haysi High School. I, Raymond Roberts, being of sound mind and body, will my ability to dunk a basketball to Doug Fuller, in hopes that he may and will accomplish the same feat. I, Curtis O ' quinn, in the presence of Janice O’quinn and Edith Davis, will all my skipping classes to Bob O ' quinn. We, Mackie Rasnake, Wayne Edwards, and Billy Linkous, will Jerry Barton, Glen Powers, and Bobby O ' quin our name. The Three Stooges. I, Roger Counts, will my English book to Roger (Cutie) Edwards and hope that he passes it. I, Bill Powers, being of sound mind and body, plan to take every- thing with me. I, Richard Owens, will my great love for basketball to Grayburn Barton and all the J. V. ' s. I, Tommy Duty, will my love for blond hair and blue eyes to Jim; also my ability to put my fingers into too many pies.

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I, Trella Hensley, will anything I have left after I leave H.H.S. to my sweeter, younger sister, Judy, in hopes that she will make some use of it. I, Priscilla Viers, will my good times with Jerry to Weda and Gary. I, Barbara Mullins, will my love for children to my sisters, Carole and Sharon, and my love for Bill Lyons to myself. I, Kitty Mondrage, will all my love to Haskell Addington, and all my fun at H.H.S. to Rita Wright and hope that she can have as much as I did. I, Virginia Bowmen, will my good times at Haysi High to my brother, Norman. I, Weda Cochran, will all my love for Gary Turner to Priscilla and Jerry. I, Brenda Owens, will all my love for Shorthand to my sister, Linda, and cousin, Patsy, who I think will need it. I, Peggy Puckett, will my gold tooth to Gay and polka dotted specs to little boy, Lois. I, Dixie Silcox, will all my love for H.H.S. to Betty and Shirley, who are my younger and sweeter twin sisters. I, Gayle Puckett, being of abnormal body and subnormal mind, will my favorite saying, You ain ' t just whistlin ' Dixie, to Grabem Barton and my four elbows to Jimmy Edwards. We, Janice O’quinn and Helen Turner, will our books to Barry Lee Owens and Palmer Lyalls, to finish school with because they sure do need to. I, Shirley Fuller, being of normal body and abnormal mind, will my typing book to anyone with nervous fingers. We, Nina Sutherland and Janice Robinson, will our love to Harold and Johnny, and our fun at H.H.S. to the future Seniors. I, Nancy Fuller, being in the soundest of sound conditions, will my flirty ways and my love for American Govt, class to my sister, Joan. I, Edith Davis, being of sound body and no mind, will my crazy ways to M. C. Owens. I, Betty Sykes, will my love for Dear Ole H.H.S. to my brother, Clifton Younce. I, Jerline Sykes, will my good days an d mean ways to my brother, Ronald, and my love for basketball to my sister, Irene. I, Mary Davis, will my love for laughter and dancing to my brother and sister, Linda and Johnny. I, Sue Arrington, being in a complete state of confusion, will my love for H.H.S. to Martha. I, Kay Kiser, in sound mind and body, will my solid geometry book to anyone stupid enough to take that stuff. I, Bernice Edwards, will my love for H.H.S. to my sister. Dot, and my brother. Curt. I, Johnny Colley, will my bookkeeping book to Roy Lee and my love for dim lights to Junior Lockhart. I, Mack Mullins, will my love for tight levis and red sweaters to my brother, Dwight.

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This is your once-in-a -lifetime news and sports reporter, Gayle Puckett, coming your way over Station F.L.O.P, , Haysi, Va. My sponsors are two great millionaires, Sue A. and Kay K. , composers of that great novel, Kwitchurebelyakin. At the top of the headlines I have sad news for everyone. The President of the United States, Joe K. , and his eight bodyguards, Kermit W. , Beacher H. , Ralph K. , Charles A. , Delmar B. , Roger C. , Bobby D. and Wayne F. , were shaken up a bit today when the station wagon in which they were riding overturned near Curtis O. , most famous Women ' s Auxiliary Clubhouse. When State Policeman Richard Owens, accompanied by his deputy , Loyall H. , asked what caused the accident, Chauffeur Glenn O. answered in a very merry tone, White Lightenin ' Cheer, dwelleth here. On Sunday, January 3, singing sensations Weda C. and Emory F. appeared on the Margaret A. , TV show. They sang their most recent recording, TOM DUTY. This morning Reverend Tommy L. Anderson of the First Presbyterian Church led the choir in a very beautiful hymn, Will There Be Any Stars in My Crown. At the same time across the street Tommy S. Anderson, of the Second Presbyterian Church led their choir in an equally beautiful hymn, No Not One. Rancher Nancy A. has always wondered how fellow rancher Dennis Owens brands skinny cattle so fast. Today she found the solu- tion. He lines them up five in a row and brands them with carbon paper. Congressman Bob Fuller says to be a good citizen you must love your enemy. Ex-Congressman Danny H. says drink is man’s worst enemy. Ring -Leader Avery Edwards will probably go down in History as one of the greatest Ring -Leaders of our times. He recently led his gang behind the wall of Sing-Sing. He was graciously accompanied by Roger C. M. and Roger D. Mullins. Trella Hensley was recently chosen to represent the United States in the Miss Universe Contest. Virginia B. will cover the story on XCQ TV. Miss Bowman will also be given the medal for the best TV reporter of the year. It will be presented to her by last year ' s winner Alice O. Patsy S. , a local student at Haysi Tech, plans to go to Germany soon. She will further her studies in baby care. Nurses Peggy P. and Priscilla V. have delivered their 1,001st baby. The baby was Actress Jerline Sykes ' s niece. Miss Barbara M. , director of the Haysi Glee Club, will be guest of honor at the Coconut Grove. She was chosen to represent Haysi in the Annual get-together of Old Maids. Jean W. and Helen T. were the second females to ever make a trip to the moon. Dixie S. , Janice R. , Gay T. and Janice O. welcomed them with a big celebration. These six gals will return to earth where they will be met at the New York airport by their landlady, Gay F. Six -foot-five Raymond R. of Haysi Tigers made all star this year. His manager, Roby W. , says Raymond will be entered in the Olympics next year. Gary and Vearl, along with their Sutherland Brothers Circus, will tour Europe this year. They have already toured the 48 states and part of West Virginia.