Hawthorne High School - Ursidae Yearbook (Hawthorne, NJ)

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i PETER YAGODZINSKI Braen Ave. Practical Arts A hardy frame, A hardier pirit. Captain of Fowl T ni, Ca -Lf tain of Basketb t Saggdf ball, Hi-Y Club,fl'li?Y'CYasflce a , President ot Sports ub, Seni i Basketball. Ambition: To be a Physical Training Director. IOHN EGLER Squaw Brook orth Haledon College Preparatory To a -th ld a friendly place, One u ow a friendly face. C 'st lub. A ion: To get a job illustrating magazine stories. I MRYZ P Sylves Av General ' o er smiling rl:-ver gay, eacly for fun t livelong day. Biology 1' mistry Club. Ambition: To bt n a good job some- where in a fli , or in a telephone company. 422i URSIDA

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-':,,K- CLASS WILL WE, the Class of 1935, being sound of body and mind, do draw up, certify and endorse this last Will and Testament regarding the disposition of our worldly goods. We leave the Freshman Class to the tender mercies of the Sophomores, and direct that they be taught to respect their superiors, if they don't learn another thing. Any Freshman caught making a face at a Senior, kissing a Iunior, or snapping the locker of a Sophomore, is to be summarily imprisoned in the iron grasp of the upper classmen, and disposed of according to the en- ormity of his offense. We also leave three shovels and two picks with which a hole is to be dug in the back of the school. This hole is to be kept full of water at all times so that recalcitrant under-classmen may be disciplined at a moment's notice. We leave to Mr. Van Stone one Chemistry Professor's Manual fwith an- swers. We leave Mr. Brubeck an honorary membership in the Tall Story Club, and two tickets to the Follies. Mr. Duursema gets an' inverted right parallelopiped turned inside out: all sides of which are perpendicular to almost any two skew lines, and equipped with steam heat and a tiled bath. Mr. Trend shall receive one pair of rubber tired stilts and a book of magic. To Messers Lawrence and Geier we leave all books in the library on commercial subjects, plus a year's subscription to Ballyhoo. To Miss Meuche we leave three thousand copies of Caesar's Gallic War and as many more of Cicero and Virgil plus a beautiful engraved picture of Herr Hitler. To Messers Focht and King we leave a basket of daisies and a Wreath of roses, respectively. Mr. Palmgren shall receive The Private Life of Mrs. Roosevelt fsuch as it isi, a complete leather bound embossed edition of Hart's Contemporariesf' To Mr. Iohnston we bequeath the other classes that hope to follow usp May God be merciful unto him and theml We leave to Miss Lang the empty chair once occupied by George Grillo, three straw hats, and a memorandum pad to be used at teachers' meetings. We leave Miss Beatty an autographed set of Dr. Hubbard's Five Foot Shelf of Books, and a grass skirt to match. Miss Vermeulen gets Fanny Farmer's Cook Book and six delicious packages of Iello. Miss Flynn deserves nothing but praise for her work as our class advisor. We dedicate to her The Hymn of Praise with words by Stewart and music by Meister Csingerl. Meister also got in a few words. We must leave something to Mr. Gray and Mr. Fischer! They shall get one left-handed monkey wrench, one muffler for that truck, and we hope a forge shop, as well as our best wishes for the future success of their department. It will be a great blow to Miss Thoms to lose Doug Moore, so we'll leave her an all-day sucker, to take his place. To the rest of our dear teachers we leave-the loveliest, the cutest, the sweetest, and the most utterly stupid and asinine creatures-The Freshiesl We hope that they can steer these misguided and disillusioned kiddies through the halls of learning without damage to the Hallsl We are proud to say that our school is better for our having been here, and our teachers wiser by the same token. The Class of 1935 will go down in History as the founder of ideals and precedents that will keep Hawthorne for- ever the school among schools, and the beacon by which succeeding genera- tions of Hawthornites may guide themselves in the struggle for finer existence. And so we depart into the cruel world: may God bless and forgive our ego, and the devil take him who laughs! -REEDER BUTTERFIELD. 424b URSIDAE