Hawarden High School - Comet Yearbook (Hawarden, IA)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We, the SENIOR CLASS OF 1951, of rather questionable sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath and bemoan the following: TO THE PACULW, we wish to express our deep appreciation for their time and effort which directly Helped us to graduate. TO THE FRESHMEN, we leave the remainder of our supply of Hadacol with hopes that they will be larger by next year. Remember, a tablespoon after each class. TO THE SOPHOMORES, we leave our high scholastic abilities and achieve- ments with doubtful hopes of their ever surpassing us, but, good luck anyway. TO THE JUNIORS, we leave them at the mercy of the faculty, and pray they have the patience to complete Mrs Snell ' a World Literature classes. INDIVIDUAL BEQUESTS TO HKREINSTATED PERSONS: Russ Brandsma wills his height to any puny freshmen boys who may need it. Garlan Schoenrock wills his dancing ability to anyone who feels that he needs It. Marlys Larson wills her heft to Patsy Rush. Mr. Cook is looking for new recruits. Jimmy Howard wills whatever he ' s got to anyone who will take it. Bruce Johnson devotedly leaves his brains to Orville Rheder In hopes that he doesn ' t wear them out too soon. Dick Johannson wills his trombone to anybody whose arm is long enough. Alvin Hamilton leaves the family taxi cab to his brother Jack. Take good care of the kids. Pat Ross wills her basement supply of grape Juice (?) to Jim Morgan. Take it easy boy. To any aspiring young Romeo, Lloyd Van Buskirk leaves the south-east part of the hall. Good lack. Marlene Witt leaves her quiet ways to Sandra Finney who can ' t be still a minute . Velda Westegard wills her giggle to Rudolph Bertram. Cheer up, boy. Ardyce Cooper regretfully leaves the Plymouth to her little sister Karen. Where I ' m going I won ' t need It. To Roger Dimmick, Darell Noble affectionately leaves 100 lbs. In hopes

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that he doesn ' t topple over front-wards. Lowell Hartman wills his ability to get along with Mrs. Snell to Merlin Newman taxi service Included. Llla Loe wills her queenly ways to Lu Anne Scott In hopes of making a lady out of Jier. Charleen Rush wills her cornet to Mr. Rider. He uses It more than I do. Shirley Robertson wills all rights to the road between Alcester and Hawarden to anyone who wants to take the chance. Jeriry Skpgman wills his stripped Ford to Eloyd Warner. Careful, she bucks. Charlie Keehn wills his oratory abilities to Jasper DeRaad. Speak -up, Slcrf Kay Carsten leaves his ability to win the girls to Wilbur Daale, Get going, boy. Topper Norberg leaves all P. F. A. matters to Eldy Neilson. How will you ever g- t along without me? Patsy Gamble and Gene Deutchman well, they just leave. Eileen Swanson wills all her sweaters to anyone who can fill the qualific- ations. Verle Marlneau wills his ability to make eyes at the girls to Lanny Booth who can ' t seem to get one to look at him. Doris Heldt leaves she leaves her mark on the Junior boys. To all the girls in high school. Chick Scott leaves his curley black hair. It ' s all I have. FORWARD In Testimony Whereof, We have subscribed our name to this, our last Will and Testament, at Hawarden High School, on this sixteenth day of February, in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and fifty-one. for their Is By the said Senior Class in our presence, as and for their last Will and Testament, at their request and in our presence, and in the presence of each other, we have hereunto subscribed our names as attesting witnesses thereto.