Haw River High School - Indian Yearbook (Haw River, NC)

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Item VII: To Hayden Beatty, George Apple leaves his knowledge of science and hopes he will make the best use of it. Item VIII: To Glenn Hannah, Donnell Barham leaves his power to preside with a dignity that would do honor to the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Item IX: To Leroy Black, we bequeath Jesse Coble's hahit of spending two hours a day on his Physics lesson-by sitting on his book and reading yarns. Item X. To Nancy Lou Flynt, Wayne Cole leaves his Unhistley Item XI: To Pearl Lamb, UReggieU May leaves his powers of fascination. Item XII: To Nelmer Pendergraph. Richard f Pards bequeaths his love for the teachers. Item XIII: To Kenneth Jeffreys is left Don Pearson's ability to paddle his own canoe.- Item XIV: To Jimmy Hendry, Paul Sharpe leaves his ability to tell ULittle White Liesn. Item XV: To Cleo Hutcheson, Buddy Shepherd leaves his excuse-making. Item XVI: To James Faucette, Wilmer Turner leaves his artistic ability. Item XVII: To Margaret Goble, Polly Beauford leaves her horse-laugh. Item XVIII: To Doris Lee Branson, Hilda Best leaves her education. Item XIX: To Hilda Isley, Hattie Sue Best's music ability. Item XX: To Louise Holmes, Marie Graham leaves her slow clock. Item XXL To Polly Ray, Augustine Goss leaves her quietness. Item XXII: To Elsie Huffstetler, Reba Lind- say bequeaths her diet. Item XXIII: To Nancy Isley, Nancy Perdue leaves her sweet disposition. Item XXIV: To Jack Laughlin, Eva Saunders leaves her pretty brown eyes. Item XXV: To Geneva Foster, Frances Smith leaves her big mouth. Item XXVI: To Margaret Parks, Eleanor Swink leaves her timper. Item XXVII: Any broken pens, stubs of pencils,