Haverstraw High School - Recensio Yearbook (Haverstraw, NY)

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.Xw l , ff' A 3- , k he .z .W can now begin. News commentator, Steve Perlman gives the signal for Bob McNulty to achieve contact with the outside world. Radio Free America is on the air. Virginia McCabe is about to speak to the free nations of the world, assistant radio operator, Anthony Soluri starts the countdown 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, for Virginia to speak. Electronics engineers Robert Allison and Mike Dalton switch the power on. Suddenly the room is shattered by a terrible explosion. Shielded from the blast in a dim side passage are Francis Martino and Harvey Zorn, feared Jellonist saboteurs. They have planted a bomb in the radio, and as the smoke clears, the crystal ball shows the room to be filled knee-high with Jello! It is the first Jello bomb, developed by Bob Klein, Jim Reardon and Jim Rinaldi, mad scientists working for the dictator. The Anti-Jellonist con- spirators are stuck helplessly in the Jello. The door opens and Wachman leads his vicious secret police into the room, announcing that the conspirators will be sentenced to the Jello mines on Sharp Street, and the disloyal hos- pital staff will be replaced by such good Jellonists as Ann Marie Sansonetti, Dorothy Slapp, Marion Sibley, Maureen Hewitt, and Margaret Pfeister. Dictator Camp orders a celebration, where Martino and Zorn are made heroes, and presented with the Order of the Lemon Jello. At this sickening sight Mr. Johnson declares he can stand no more, so Madame McCulloch switches off her crystal ball. The stunned teacher walks out into the night and tries to push what he has seen from his mind, when he notices a carnival booth that was not there before. In it stand Brenda Wessman and Clare Wynne wearing a strange military uniform, and above the booth is a sign reading: Jello to Drink is Better Than You Think. Mr. Johnson suddenly realizes that it is . . . THE END

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UA. 'MJ LUCILLE ADINOLFI, bequeath my curiosity in Chemistry class to any iunior who thinks chemistry is dull. KATHLEEN AKINS, bequeath the happiness and fun of being engaged to Dolores Beyers. RICHARD ALLISON, bequeath my dislike of English class to Kenny Weaver. ROBERT ALLISON, bequeath the wrestling mats to Robert Roberts. ANTHONY ANTONINI, bequeath my ability to drive at night with a Junior License to Frank Weatherwax. DOLORES AUBREY, bequeath my position as head platoon leader of Camp Leieune to Marie Tudico. DONALD BABCOCK, bequeath my books and work to Douglas Babcock. RICHARD BAGBY, bequeath all the destruction I have done to H.S.P.H.S. to Barbara Rosen. RICHARD BEYERS, bequeath my seat in the Art Room l306J to John Beyea. SARAH BISCHOFF, bequeath my gym suit to Suzanne Romer. THOMAS BOCCARDI, bequeath my seat in Mrs. McManus' class to Pat Felice. THOMAS BOGERT, bequeath my love of telephone poles to Bobby Hoke. HARRY BRESTOLLI, beequeath my glasses to Angie Pappianni. KAREN BROOKER, bequeath my long hair to Jo-Ann Gerace. DAWN BROPHY, bequeath my seat in Social Studies class to Marie Tudico. JUDITH BROPHY, bequeath my books, ability to get detention, and low marks to any iunior who can stick it out for one more year. RUTH BROSKEY, bequeath my seat on the Vocational bus to Margret Cobb. VIRGINIA BRUSH, will keep everything. ELAINE BURDICK, bequeath my nickname Burdie to Judie Herbert. JOSEPH CACIOPPO, bequeath my seat in Driver Education to James Kweicinski. JACK CALHOUNE, bequeath the washing machine in the cafeteria to my brother, Richard Calhoune. JOSEPH CAMP, bequeath my yearbook editorship to Clayton Pierce. JOSEPH CARPENTER, bequeath my seat in Physics class to Gary Mower. MICHAEL CATALDI, bequeath my seat in English class, Room 313, to Francis Finnerty. JOAN CATALE, bequeath my love for the Navy to Beverly O'Dell. JAMES COCHRANE, bequeath the enioyment of writing the Will of the Class of 1961 to Neil Lombardi. THOMAS COCHRANE, bequeath my love of Metropolitans to Freddy Provan. THOMAS CONKLIN, bequeath my ability to get in trouble in Vocational to Ian Macintosh. VINCENT CONSIGLI, bequeath my seat in Chemistry class to Tommy McCabe. DONNA COOK, bequeath my ability to do English homework to Arlene Marshall. RICHARD COUTER, bequeath my ability to draw sine curves in trigonometry to Tommy McCabe. CAROL COVATI, bequeath my seat in Secretarial Practice to Kathryn Dowd. ELIZABETH CRAVEN, bequeath my charm as I did in the eighth grade to Kenneth Weaver. MARGUERITE CRESCENZO, bequeath my height C5' 9 l to any short iunior girl. JAMES CURNOW, bequeath my distributor cap to Bobby Call. MICHAEL DALTON, bequeath my two million volt Tesla Coil to Jack Ladden. KENNETH DANDREA, bequeath my ability to be heard to any junior boy. ANTHONY DANNA, bequeath my seat in Social Studies I2 to any stupid iunior. THOMAS DePATTO, bequeath my ability to play baseball to Jack Ladden. MARY DOMBEK, bequeath my ability to flirt left to me by Marion Sarvis to Joyce Bonnett. CYNTHIA DRESDNER, bequeath the fun I had flirting, goofing off, and cheering to Sandy Burcher.