Haverstraw High School - Recensio Yearbook (Haverstraw, NY)

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jke pl 0l0AOCy lt's a great day for a carnival! Everybody in Rockland County is going to the Gene Stecz, Martin Horowitz Circus at the Babe Ruth Field in West Haverstraw. Mr. Albert Johnson, the sponsor of 1960's Senior class is attracted by the gaudy flashing neon sign advertising Madame Susan McCulloch, Crystal Ball Gazer. An unknown impulse causes him to enter her tent. After he crosses her palm with silver, she coniures up a spell by maneuvering the control switches underneath the table. Immediately, her crystal ball illuminates and the future is his to view. lt is a warm summer's day in 1975, at Haverstraw. The scene is the Haverstraw General Hospital. Many people are going into the building. Something surreptitious is going on. A few years ago the country was taken over by a ruthless dictator, Joe Camp. He is the head of the Jellonist movement, which, inspired by its reactionary motto, Jello to drink is better than you think, hopes to rule the world. Leaders of the Anti-Jellonist movement are wending their way from all directions to Haverstraw, the center of the underground. From the Rocky Mountain region come Ron Maduro, George Kear, and John Green. At Kankakee, lllinois they pick up Ben Gulino, Harry Brestolli, Donald Babcock, Larry Welsh, Darryl Zdenek, and William Young, the owners of the chain of Gold Rush hardware stores. From other western states come Thomas Cochrane, plumber Thomas Conklin, engineer Robert Evans, Chris Frank, Ann Genatone, and Theresa Geoghegan, gym teacher. Beachcomber Charlie Hochmuth, comes from Hawaii, via the new Trans Pacific Bridge. From the South came artists Janet Elliott, Josette LeClair, and Lynn Craven, George Harris, Carol Lassiter, Jimmy Kelly, Verna Kee, Brian Reil-

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X' ly, Joan Sagala, Francis Felice, Richard Kingman, Dolores Aubrey, and Michael Cataldi, all of whom oppose the Jellonists. The Northern delegates are: Sarah Bischoff, kindergarten teacher, Thomas Boccardi and Thomas Gormley, auto-mechanics, surveyor Joe Car- penter, Corlin Hollister, Charles Hastings, James Helbig, Yukon gold prospectors. Madame McCulloch sees head Anti-Jellonist nurse Lucille Adinolti, and her assistants Judy Brophy, Diane Dunham, Janet Haher, and Margie Hammond, quietly taking food and drinks from the hospital kitchens, and bringing them to the underground headquarters in the secret sub-sub- basement of the hospital. Meanwhile, under the sneaky leadership of Harvey Wachman, the dictator's terrorist agents Anthony Antonini, Kenny Beyers, Karen Brooker, Dawn Brophy, Donna Cook, Kenny D'Andrea, Rita Frank and Joe Koval are scrupulously investigating Haverstraw's high spots-Meyer's Grocery Store and Hoyer's Deluxe Ice Cream parlor-for underground activities. Anti-Jellonists are coming from all over the world. Jim Huvane, from Vienna, meets Joe Cacciopo, head-waiter at the Conrad-Khrushchev Hotel, in Moscow. They join Peter Lipinsky, U. S. ambassador to England, at Lon- don. Filipino missionary, Lemuel Guerrero, is also there. They board a Ruddy-Good Airlines plane fwhich the Russians made firstl, piloted by the renowned test pilot, Roger Palmer, and co-pilot, Anthony Hoyer fthe Russians invented them tool. Schmirnott's Vodka is being served by stewardesses Peggy Crescenzo, and Lenora Bubbles McCabe. Arriving safely at Idlewild Airport, they are met by underground Chauffeurs John Calhoune, Hugh Sibley, George Ramirez, and Thomas Q?- 7 67