Haverling Central High School - Haverlinguist Yearbook (Bath, NY)

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CLASS PROPHECY Monday--Iune 30, IQB7 Dear Diary: I arrived in Bath at 6 o'clock this morning. After twenty years it seemed good to get back to the old home town. I visited good old Haverling as soon as I could. Boy, there are quite a few changes around the place. Bobby Mac'Dougal has taken Mr. Rock's place and doing a good job, tco. I visited the library and Miss Stevens was no more: instead, Betty Gunderman was putting away some of Louis I-Iattman's famous books on I-low to Make Saturday Night Dates . lean Carey has charge of all the little children now in I-laverling. She's doing her best to teach them to tie their shoe strings so they won't fall down those new tangled stairs Clay Harder, the brain, has designed. Don French is the new physical education teacher. I-Ie's trying his lcest to teach the Brundage boys how to make baskets, and all these years I thought Pat was going to be a library teacher. Don also tells me he's having a hard time teaching the Palmer boy how to play real football and I did so expect to hear Charlotte Miller was in the Metropolitan Opera. Helen Townsend is the new home economics teacher and she's doing mighty fine work running the cafeteria. Norma Robbins makes up the menus for her every day and it seems Warren Wright is supplying the school with milk from the Ketch brothers farm managed by Dick Iones. Sylvester Cranmer is their right hand man on the farm. He comes down with Mouse to deliver milk but I think it is only to see the new art teacher, Betty Mann. Ed Geckle has taken over the music department, tand I thought Prof would never leavel Sylvia Wightman has taken over the choir and she and Ed work well together on their music nights. Clara Parulski is trying her best to get the kids through those foreign subjects. She took Miss Clapp's place. Genevieve Udzinski is the new school nurse. She tells me Iras' Hague is running a horse ranch out West and that George Hall is her business manager. Of course George took Mariellen Meehan to be his secretary. She's having fun keeping all his business affairs straightened out. While waiting to see LauraAustin, the dean of girls, I picked up a news- paper edited by Dick Brink and read that Barb Klippel was succeeding in her occupational therapy-thelping the disabled, that isl. Also I read that Miss Ervilla Andrews' chauffeur, Art Moran, was talking to Miss Andrews and failed to see Ed Fort rush out in front of him with Ed's new 1967 air and ground car built by Raymond Iones. Albert Earl, the new police captain, came to the rescue and saw that Miss Andrews' car was fixed at one of lim Gay's many garages. Another article caught my eye: In the missionary school, Miss Margery Brush has succeeded in teaching Russell Kemple, George Fox, and Iohn Kulikowski that the pool room is for bad boys-and after all these years . Miss Austin finally talked to me. She told me that there was a new hos- pital in town run by Marjorie Harper and several head nurses, namely lean Bates, who's caring for a Marine victim, Dick Polmanteer, and Mary Whitford who's caring for a radio engineering man, Dick Miner. Robert Woodbury handles all the business of the hospital and that keeps his secretary Marcella Brownell pretty busy. Russell Temple is the new doctor of optical science and his secretaries, Theda Odell and Norma Stewart, can always be seen at Virginia Roholla's beauty partor so must be Russell doesn't work them too hard. Miss Austin also tells me that Barbara Bates and Betty Draper are happy being married and that Ruth Howe even has several little Ruth's running around the house trying to learn how to twirl the baton in the easiest way. Well-it has been quite a day so I'll say good night, Diary, and dream of all the things that should have been. Dolores Dickson

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Most Cooperative Athletic --- Original -- Most Talented --- Witty .... Best All-around --- ---- Class Cut-up .... Dependable ............ Hubba Hubba Girl Hubba Hubba Boy Studious .......... .... Loafer .... Man Hater .... Woman Hater --- Flirt ........ Best Dancer --- Playqirl -- Playboy -- Romantic ....... Best Dressed Girl ....... Best Dressed Boy ,-- -- Class Booster --- Most Talkative ......... Popular ......... CLASS BALLOT --- --- lean Carey --- Pat Blakley -- lras Hague .... Delores Dickson ........ Charlotte Miller lean Bates ...... lean Carey ...... Sylvia Wiqhtman ....... lean Bates ..... lean Carey --- Barb Klippel Marjorie Harper -- Iras Haque .... P Marjorie Harper Betty Mann --- Barb Klippel --- x Ervilla Andrews lean Bates .... Barb Klippel Sylvia W'iqhttr:an ....... Betty Gunderman ...... Betty Mann ...... Most Likely To Succeed--Marjorie Harper ....... - Ed Geckle Sy Cranmer Clay Harder Ed Geckle Dick Miner Don French Dick Iones Bruce Ketch Russell Temple Iim Gay Russell Temple George Fox Charlie Brewer Clay Harder Don French Clay Harder Win French lim Gay Bd Gs-ckle Clay Harder Clay Harder Russell Temple

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CLASS WILL We, the Class of 1947, still under the effects of last night's studying and still taking shots of coke between lines do hereby declare the following to be our Last Will and Testament. l. To the Class of 1948, we leave all the honors, dignities, and activities a of being Seniors, our detention slips, and the slightly used wads cf gum on the desks of Senior Study Hall. 2. To the Faculty of Haverling we leave our most sincere thanks for helping us stumble through school, and we hope some day to rna':e you feel as if your aid were not in vain. X 3. To Miss Wethey we leave a gross of aspirin and 100 shots of seda- tives with which she can put on the Senior Play. 4. To Prof Oldfield we leave a brand new Steinway piano to lure the school into assemblies. 5. TotMr. Wilson we leave a large 16 pound rnaul with a gold handle with which he can keep order in Senior Study Hall. 6. To Ann Harder We leave Russell Temples aspirin and headaches and all that is connected with formation and publication of the HAVERLINGUIST. 7. To Dick Warner and his 1947 Ramblers, we leave a reminder of the defeats we suffered this year. Need we say more? 8. To Dick Cheney we leave all of Iim Gay's cracked reeds and squeaky notes. 9. To Pete Dixon we leave Ruth Howe's seat in the typing room. 10. To a good share of the Iunior girls we leave lean Carey's secret formula for getting tall quickly. ll. To Elisabeth Paddock we leave Sylvia Wightman's trumpet ability so that she may carry on in Band. 12. To all the Iunior boys We leave Don French's speed, both on the track and with the members of the opposite sex from out of town. 13. To Ieanne Tierney we leave Mouse Wright's ability to tackle large problems and get them done in good order. 14. To Walt Ferris we leave Sy Cranmer's basketball ability and a bottle of reducing pills. 15. To Hooker McDonnell we leave Lefty'l' Kemple's baseball ability. 16. To Keith Clark We leave Dick Iones' method of cracking opposing linesmen's heads. 17. To one of the lucky girls in High School we leave Betty Ma:'1n's captaincy on the cheerleading squad. 18. To the Drum Major or Maiorette we leave Pat B1alc1ey's whistle and baton. 19. To the President of the Senior Class of 1948 we leave Ed Gec'1e's loud voice and good humor. 20. Last of all we wish to thank Miss Stevens for her invaluable aid in the formation of this, our 1947 HAVERLINGUIST. Any similarity between the heretofore mentioned Seniors and Iunicrs is absolutely intentional and, after looking them over, aieeeeeeeee!!! Henry Clay Daniel Webster