Haverling Central High School - Haverlinguist Yearbook (Bath, NY)

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THE HAVERLINGUIST 23 Third. VVe are obliged to leave the Juniors to the Faculty, greatly to their regret. Try to do your best in educating their feeble minds. W'e hope you will have success, but don't be discouraged if you shouldn't get the best results. Everyone realizes what you have to work with. Likewise we do bequeath to the Junior class itself the following things: First: The honor of being the first Senior Class in the new school building. Second. The use of the telephone to call up the Junior Class of next year to notify them as to the whereabouts of your Senior Party. Thi-rd. To each member of the class we leave a brick of the old building. Go over and help yourself. Fourth. The privilege to start a scrap when you have a good chance and outnumber the enemy three to one. Wie hope you will get over your bashfulness by next year. Fifth. The right to visit the nearby grocery stores and poultry farms in search of over- ripe hen fruit for use in your Light Artillery. The remaining items we leave to certain iKSlli1'li1'lg' lights of the aforesaid class, e. g., the juniors. XVelborn Dearlove-VVe leave you a back seat in the Study Hall of the new building. You have had more than enough of a teacher's loving care. VVinton Bennett and Pat Morrell-To you two, Borden Tharp and myself leave our positions as professional baseball players on the team of the New York Giants. Clarence Keeler-VV e leave you a seat with the girls wherever they will be in the new building. It will save wear and tear on the floors and also save shoe leather. Ambrose Hewlett-VVe leave you VValt Ferris' noticeable bashfulness with the girls. Graham Bennett-The Seniors all agree in leaving to you Borden Tharp's pious nature. Lastly, we do hereby appoint Professor 'tPeanut Morrow, Ph.D., Ll.D., D.D., execu- tor of this, our Last VVill and Testament. U CLASS OF 1923. IN VVITNESS XVI-IEREOF we have hereunto subscribedpour signature, the 25th day of June, 1923. VVitnessed by : SAM JOHNSON, residing in the Infernal regions. ICING TUT-.ANKH-ALIEN, residing in his home at Luxor, Egypt.

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22 THE HAVERLINGUIST Valedictory Elizabeth Bonsor FRIENDS or 1923: This is our last meeting as a class and our last farewell to Old Haverling in a true sense. NVe are leaving with deep regret, not only because we may not occupy a seat in f'New Haverling, but because many of our happiest days have been spent within her walls. VVe are proud of Haverling as our Alma Mater and hope that she may have due cause to he proud of us. Teachers. we duly appreciate the sympathy, kindness, and co-operation you have given us during our school days, although we know our faults have been many. Let us look ahead into the future. The world into ,which we will enter is still undergo- ing reconstruction from the great war. Reconstruction cannot be accomplished in one or two years. It will take a lifetime. The war has been fought and won, but much must still be done before peace and goodwill can be permanently established among the nations of the world. America is looked to as a leader and she is counting on the young people of today. As our elder brothers responded to the nation's call, so must we. It is our opportunity to prove that the years spent at Haverling have not been in vain. XVe must take up the work and carry it on: not only our share. but a little more than our share. Classmates: XY e are entering on a difficult struggle, the struggle of lite. XVe must de- cide between right and wrong and strive to become good American citizens. But now we must say 'igood-bye to Old'l' Haverling. XV e are glad because our lessons are over: glad because our examinations are passed: but sad because we are leaving Haver- ling. who has given us many happy hours. And now. schoolmates. teachers, Haverling. the Class of 1923 bids you a last farewell. lass TWH! Chester Leroy Hults NVE. the Senior Class of 1923, being of sound mind. memory, last and understanding. do make, publish, and declare this to be our first, last and only VV ill and Testament in man- ner and form following: To the Faculty of Haverling High School we do bequeath certain items as follows: First. Our speaking likenesses in the Haverlinguist. XVhen they want to call some one down they can look at our pictures and start in. VVe won't mind in the least Cif we don't know about itj. . Second. Our sincere appreciation for all their efforts in educating our! great minds. They are to be congratulated on the results.

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24 THE HAVERLINGUIST lass Prophecy 1923 in 1933 Kenneth Henderson IOSXV-yes-Hello, Dean. Lee 8 Co.? This is Mr. Henderson. Yes. Is Mr. Lee there? No? That's fine. Isn't this Jennie Polmateer? XVell. I see you're still working for .Dean X Lee's. Have you heard anything of any of our Senior Class of I-Iaverling? 'I'm junior news gatherer for the Alumni Banquet for the past ten years. I've often wondered what some of them were doing. I met Borden Tharp the other day. He's a traveling salesman for rubber goods. Yes. for the Ford pla11t. Tires. etc. ...... XVhat? ........ She is? VVe1l, who'd ever thought it? Rose Xvalker a dancing teacher at Kanona. Kanona is getting to be some place now. You know NVilson Sutton is one of the professors there. ...... Yes ...... I always thought he'd make his mark in the world. be it ever so small. Say, did you read i11 the paper about Ralph Snell? Wfell, he's been hauled up in court for bootlegging. ...... Yes. Well, Ducky Van Gelder told me that he'd been furnishing him for some time. ...... Yes. . . . . . . Say, Iwas surprised to see him still there. just think of it, he's manager of the A. M P. Sounds big for Ducky. XVhere's Bernice Bulkley now ?- ...... lVhere? ...... In Bermuda? . . . . . . A missionary? Say, speaking of Bermuda. I was in New York the other day. Guess whom I saw. Dorothy Crocker. ...... Oh, shels a singer. yes. She's one howling success. She rendered one of Esther Allen's latest song hits entitled NV hen the Bell Rings Monday Morning. I'll Be There. lYhat? Chester I-Iults a ball player? NVell, that's easy to believe. You know ever since that game between the Junior and Senior classes everyone said he'd succeed. XYhat's Martha Jenkins doing now? ...... A what? A beauty specialist? NVell. Bath certainly needs one bad enough. IYhat's Laverne Carr doing? ...... Oh. he's in the movies. Yes. he and Julia Hemus are featuring for the DeMilles productions. Say that was certainly great about Elizabeth Bonsor. -The hrst woman governor of New York. .. . . .. XVho? ...... Gladys Cochrane? XYhy. she's Mrs. A. DeGraw, social leader of North Ur-s bana. N. Y. That's what comes of having winning ways. I understand Hazel Crants is on the board of education now. ...... Dorothy Dudley? She one of our big politicians, and Virginia Hastings is a senator. ...... Gerald Chilson? Oh. he's pursuing a legal career, too. Yes. he's been in the hands of the law several times. XYhere's Gladys Seager? ...... A school teacher, well I'm glad I'm out of school. I understand Bertha Swift has at last become famous. Yes, she's a chorus girl. All Savona is actually raving about her. ...... VVhat? . . . . . . XVell, wouldn't that jar you! Anna Bell Earl a chiropractor. . . . . . . Dorothy Carr? Oh. she's Mrs. YV111. McGuire. widow of the late XVilliam McGuire. Itls quite sad. You see. he couldn't keep up with her so he just had to drop out. VVhat's Fritz Davis doing? A chef at the Soldiers' Home. XYell. he ought to make a good one. after all that practice at Beemanls. Did you hear about Marion Geer? Wfell, she eloped a while ago and went 'W est. Is Della Tharp still' teaching music? She is. ...... VV hat are Marguerite and Roma Ort doing? ...... Wfhy, they're still a couple of old maids. You know they were always very retiring, when it came to men. Iunderstand XValt Ferris is doing well in the store now. Yes, and hels a prominent worker and pillar of the church. I-Ie always did wan-t to go into the ministry, but didn't. That's where he made his great mistake. Wfell. I won't hold you up any longer. XV hen Mr. Lee returns don't tell him I called. All right. good-bye. . I