Haverford College - Record Yearbook (Haverford, PA)

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the faculty ALLENDOERFER: tough, but you know you ' ve had it when he ' s through with you; We aim to flunk as many as possible in this department. But you guys all passed. ASENSIOS: SENORA: Zeemermann? ; her boys think she ' s pretty cute; Senor Reechie! SENOR: needs Atlas elevator shoes; a dapper, urbane Latin, complete with cigarette holder; missed his calling as a grandee. ASHMEAD: carries for- mality ever forward; Mr. — , what Is your comment? ; uses first names after exams; voluminous repertoire of cutting remarks. 8ENFEY: diminutive and Inspired professor of Advanced Organic; his talks In Quaker meeting are equally inspiring; bicycles nearly every place he goes. BENHAM: unparalleled knowledge of radio and electricity; ham talk with the Far East and South America from Sharpless base- ment; Tom Is only quiet till you know him; It ' s nice to see you. CADBURY: Wild Bill; the eternal blue sweater, pipe, burr haircut, and jumping eyebrows; Now I don ' t see . . . ; travels thousands of miles a year on errands for his Pre- Meds; Well! . H. COMFORT: cricket coach with a venge- ance; also Groucho Marx; tops at vaudeville and classical languages; often eats lunch with the peons in the Chow Hall. W. W. COMFORT: Uncle Billy; mellowness, wisdom, and humor personified; It appears to me . . . ; often seen re- searching In the Library; his meeting lectures are timely and timeless. DRAKE: Does anybody know what day this Is? ; some people say his classes are soporific; well known as a good question evader and answerer. DUNN: saddle-shoes, tweeds, light blue sweater; tall stories In Vert Morph lab; I won ' t sully your pure minds with my colleagues ' opinions ; knows the dogfish like he made It; an eminent herpetologlst. FLIGhHT: likes eight o ' clocks; one of the only profs In school who invites his classes over for supper and games; he presents the Bible as a piece of literature. FOSS: But my dear — why are you laughing so heppily? You must transcend! ; always hurrying, huffing, and puffing; If he sold that model A he ' d lose his job; felt hat perched just so; dynamic, dynamic, DYNAMIC! GREEN: the campus astron- omer; patience personified; will take two hours to explain something to anyone; a slow, deep, hiello. there! . GUT- WIRTH: completely French; that 18th century brilliance with a Voltaire touch; the Incisive sense of humor and turned up coat collar; finally got that driver ' s license. HENRY: quiet and unassuming Botany teacher with a rapier- like sense of humor: You can hire someone to do your homework, but then there are exams ; looks like Argy- thamnla mercurlallna. HERNDON: Jolly John; crazy about bridge, but he usually gets set; his classes composed chiefly of football and track stars. HETZEL: a real good egg to all «- i p iA m 1 1l ' ' ix , ; 1 ■nl K ' i fr } ifc 1 f 1 i 1 1 I Left to Right: Ralph Sargent, Edward Snyder. the Engine boys; mad about photography and ceramic sculp- ture; the eternal brilliant bow tie with matching sideburns. HOLMES: alpher and beter; The faculty don ' t like bad grammar ; a whtzbang at Engineering, but his classes helped him teach Freshman Math. HUNTER: conducts class like a bull session; talks with his hands, and acts out all his lectures; that dry sense of humor; We ' ll just spring a lily-white quiz today. JONES: T. O.; did I ever tell you boys about the time on the project . . .? ; famous for bicycling on stage, playing Santa, and screwing his Organic classes; usually seen with a quart of milk. KELLY: speaks German with a Southern accent; Oh nein! exudes culture, In spite of his saddle shoes and flashy Buick; Ish bin ; easy going and enjoyable in all his courses. LESTER: Jeeter; big, and an excellent soccer player; . . , but very well documented . . . 90. ; his book on paper-writing Is a must to the Rhinles (and Opposite Page. Top Row: William Lunt, Laurence Wylle, Marcel Gutwirth. Middle Row: John Ashmead, Richard War- ren, John Kelly, Harry Pfund. Bottom: Martin Ross, John Lester. Left to Right: Holland Hunter. Howard Teaf,; James Street.