Haverford College - Record Yearbook (Haverford, PA)

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THE R A R D

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FACULTY MEETING IV ORLEY: It is a great personal gratification for me, a novice in the vital defense industry of education, to have tlie privilege of opening this facuUy meeting. Will Dean Brown read the minutes. Brown: I ve been up to 2:30 every night this week and have to attend tlie Boiler- makers Ball this evening. Look at this pile of letters I have to get out today. I II have the minutes by next month. Reitzel: Mr. President, my clahss attendance has got somewhat out of gehah. Watson: Mine loo. I don t want to press this point too far, but a bell-shaped curve 1 ve drawn up for Soc 1 shows very spotty attendance. Montgomery: Men, there s only one thing to do, men: require the men to come. Teaf : That s not enough. Fetter: By and large- Oakley (interrupting): We can change student mores in mores than one. Snyder: Read witli me, if you will, gentlemen, from the minutes of the faculty meeting for 1904. my first year here, — what do we find? Drake: 1 throw the cpiestion back to you. Why don t you look that up and report on it next meeting? Holmes: When I was a Betar Thetar Gammar at New Hampshire U., we had the same problem. Herndon: As I see it. the problem is that no one comes to class. Now when I say that no one comes to class I don ' t mean that no one comes to class, I mean thiit almost no one comes to class. Morley: But John. Herndon: Yes, Felix. Steere: What we need are some established students with established non-egos. Rittenhouse: Fundamentally, the students lack orientation. Haddlefon: There was a chap — a chap here — name of— of — Egg, uh, Egg Morris, never used to cut classes. Lunt: Apparently, malattendance and relaxation are rife. Post: At the risk of being cynical, I might say that it s a strange thing I haven t already written a paper on this problem. Morley: What does Professor Randall have to say on the subject? Randall: I like it here. Hotson: May I suggest a folk-dance on Saturday to raise funds for an investi- gation? Macintosh: Let s put the heat on the boys. Palmer: I feel as if the top is coming off. Meldrum: Off the record — — . H. Comfort (interrupting) : This, my right hand, has knocked many an afjsentee student to damnation s bowwows. Henry: 1 c|uestion trie value of — — Miss Scaife (appearing at the door): Mistali Mahwiey, theah s a reportah heah from the Bulletin. Morley: Having prosed the value to the lomniunity ot tlic small endowed college. let us adjourn. The Committee on Meeting Speakers will remain to draw lots. FACULTY MEETING