Haverford College - Record Yearbook (Haverford, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 168 of the 1933 volume:

MAVE FOLD COLLEGE 1833 1933 COPYRIGHT 1933 THEODORE BACHMANN Editor JOHN R SARGENT Business Manager THE OF NINETEEN HUNDRED AND THIkTY-THHEE AT MAVEPJ ' ORJ) COLLEGE HAYEkFOkD-PENNSYLYAN IA FOREWORD QINCE it is customary to make a state- incut of policy as a foreword, the l!):;:i Record is fortunate, for it lias the definite purpose of observing Haverford ' s Centenary and lias therefore tried to in- clude certain significant features in keep- ing with that event. But we of the Board have not forgotten to catch the spirit of the college life we have known .luring the last four years, and in thus combining the past and the present we hope to interest every 1 Iavei i ' ordian. CONTENTS MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT 10 THE HAVERFORD THAT IS T BE, Rufus M. Jones, ' 85 11 CAMPUS [EWS 12 G iRP IRATK IN AND BOARD OF MANAGERS 19 FACULTY 20 SENIORS 24 I MEMBERS 90 OTHER CLASSES 93 ACTIVITIES 98 ATHLETICS 11 I FEATURES 1-52 HAVERFORD IX THE NINETIES, J. Henry Scattergood, ' 96 135 A TUNE DETECTIVE GOES BACK TO THE TURN OF THE CENTURY, Sigmund Spaeth, ' 05 136 A BACKWARD GLANCE, Christopher D. Morley, ' 10 137 CLASS HISTORY 141 • ' SWISS FAMILY HAVERFORD 146 DEDICATION TO WILLIAM WISTAR COMFORT WHO, AS A LEADER IN THE MOVEMENT TOWARD SOUND SCHOLARSHIP AND TRUE CULTURE, HAS INSPIRED THE ADMIRATION AND GRATITUDE OF THE CLASS OF NINETEEN HUNDRED THIRTY-THREE MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT YOUB Class of L933 has the distinction of graduating at the turn of the first century of Haverford ' s history. 1 cannol hut think how interesting it would be to compare you as young men with the little hand of students who gathered here in Founders Hall one hundred years ago. They were very differ- ent in some respects from you and they faced a very different world. But those first Baverfordians and their successors through three generations have made possible all that the Col- lege has done for you. 1 hope that you will always remember that you are not only descendants hut also ancestors, and that it is your part to carry the best of the past into the future. W. W. Comfort. THE HAVERFORD THAT IS TO BE By Ruins M. Jones, ' 85 assurance we can have for plotting the curve of the future. Some one has wisel) said that if a story is to end well ii must begin in such a waj thai il can end well. Conclusions must nol be shot out of a pistol. The) musl emerge out of what already has been. The new I tavei ford of the se ond i entur) v ill of necessity be built on the foundations of the Haverford whose history we now know higher education were nobl) interpreted in all three of the addresses. 1 1  ne of the m sl important aspects of the new program is the emphasis put upon the selei tive process under which admission i of students will be made to the college. Each applicant will, as formerly, be te led intelle tualK by the college board e :ami nations, but that will be only one of ma n ways of discovering fitness for entran - The judgment of the headmaster, and file pasl is secure. The ground has been other experts, in the applicant ' s preparatory well prepared and the pillars for an endur ing structure have been laid in wisdom and in sincerity. It happens that the turn of the century in the life of Haverford has come at the moment when American Education is undergoing the deepest heart-searching it has ever received. We are passing from an implicit stage nf nurture and culture t an explicit stage. We are endeavoring now In see where we art ' going before we go. For four months in the academic year nf 1 ' 3( h3 1 twenty-seven members nf the Haverford facult) worked with fidelity and patience at the task of the revaluation nf the methods, the aims and the ideals nf the college. Advice and council were sought -hunl will |„- sought and carefully 01, sidered. A thoroughly trained member of the faculty, conversant wi h the intellcc tual standards of the college, w ith n-, aim and ideals, will visit the scl Is where students are preparing fur Haverford. He will study their aptitudes, habil ; an 1 1 liar acter and will assist them to follow the right lines nf preparation, h is expei led that all prospective students will either visit the college themselves before they are admitted, or will he visited 1 Mime one who is a capable exponent nf the selective process. The aim i the selecting work is nnt to secure intellectual giants or rare geniuses, nol to have a college made up ni mental prodigies, bul In secure men who from the most important leaders nf higher ' ' ire intellectually alert, keenly interested in education in America, and a number of colleges of the general type nf Haverford were studied fur lines of light and guidance. These months nf intensive research culmi- nated in a remarkable Pre-Centenary Day gathering at the college mi April 18th, 1931, when the new plans and program were interpreted to a large assembly of alumni and friends. It proved to he one of the mosl impres- the pursuit nf truth and in an enlarged scope ni lif t ' . and who are able to earn mi their studies from stage to stage in a re- sponsible way and with potential capacity to do work nf honor grade. It is the general belief nf those who have been engaged in the formulation of the pro gram for the future that the best results both in terms nf life and in terms of scholarship can he attained in a college that Sive and one ni the most significant events is geniunerj a small college, and the present the hfe ni the College. President W W. ( omforl in an admirable address inter- preted the new aims and proposals. Presi- dent A. Lawrence Lowell nf Harvard I ' ni- versit) gave a constructive address on Higher Education in America Today, and President Thomas S. 1 rates nf the I ni versity nf Pennsylvania, a former student nf Haverford, dealt with the mission and function nf The Small College. The fun- damental tasks and issues ni American ■ attractively printed number nf three hundred men is almosl universal!} approved as the ideal number. There will probably he in addition in the three hundred undergraduates twelve or fifteen graduate students working for a second degree under the conditions ni the Moses Brown Foundation for graduate study. Here in this beautiful Setting ni tins and tic Ids and lawns these three hun- dred and fifteen selected men will have an (Continued on page 1.17) booklet and were broad, ist from coast to roast for the entire country to hear. ■ s ADMINISTRATION w CORPORATION Morris R Leeds President Evans S J. Henri Si ittei ;ood . BOARD OF MANAGERS Morris E. Leeds Pi Edward W. Evans Secretary [as P Branson t II Ml I s I Rhoads 1 1. Thom s William A Battey 1 k Frederii k C Sharpli 1 1 1 i ' Stokes Alfred Bv. elli Walter C. Janney I 1 1 -.-:, S Drinker Allen C Term Expii es n.u Frederk k II Stkawb I Jon v i ii vn M. Steeke L. HOLLINGSWORi II i R. Yaknall i William Wistah i Rk 11 i ii M. Gum mere Dr. 1 [enry M. Thomas, Jr Alexande R l I II ID, J I Kirk, 3R1 J S deli Stokes T. Chalki i Evans M. ALBER : I Term Expii rERC I R M IS Iv. I ' avlor I ' luw ARD W 1 N C. Chkistiii ' hek Mipkki FACULTY ,M WlSTAE Comfort ie ; A. I ' ... A.M., and I . nil entity of Pennsi, ryland and Laki Forei Arranged in 1a m u Beei her Hall A.B.. Amherst College; nd I ' ll. I ' , fii rcr.sifi o Gottinge m Professor of Chemistry. E« ' BED i Sums B S . |i., Middlebury College; 1.1. n.. Lafayette College turer in Commercial Law and Banking, Emeritw Henry Sherring Pratt A.B., I nivei vitn of Michigan ; A.M. and Ph.D., I nii-ermty of Leipzig David Scull Professor of Biology, Emeritus ■s Ai A.B., la c or Ml ' .. ! essor of I lygiei A.M. and Ph..D., Harvard University lt I), and Edith M. L. Scull Professor nf Engl ' sh Constitutional History El i in: Grant . A.M., I ' ll D., and S.T.B., A '  .v im University I ' rofessor of Biblical Literature RayNER Wll K II SHAM Kll SEY 1 ' h i;.. Earlham College: U.I.. and I ' ll. II.. I nirersity  California Professor of History Lion IIauiiy Rittenhousi Mi:. Stevens Institute of Technology Professor of Engineering I ' enn College; LL.D., Haverford College thmore College, ami I in III, in, College; H. Tliwil.. I nil-emit n of Marburg Professor of Philosophy Li; w k I )i kki.i; ' . isox mics and l ' li.li . I nirersity of Pcnnsyli sor of Sociology and Social Work I )on Carlos Barre it anil A.M., Earlh n. I I ' ll. D., Iluiii Li ofessor of Eci LEOH Wll QER R Dean Putnam Lockwood A.B., A.M., and Ph.D., Harvard I niversity Professor of Latin WlLl [AM BUELL MELDRUM r arnum I ' rofessor of Chemistry Frederick I ' m mer, Jr A.B., A.M., and Ph.D., Harvard Professor of Physics John Leslie 1 Iotson A. I ' ... A.M., and Ph.D., Harvard University Professor of E ngl sh M vrris Wilson s B , and S l. I underbill I niversityj l ' h I ' ' ( hit ago ii Profcssoi of Mathematics AT, and M A., u ashington and I ■• Vn ■ Ph.D., ' ' .in • i - ' ' ' ' ■ Assistant Professor of Economics and Government Edward Douglas Snyder Yah l n tyj A M. and Ph.D., Harvard ssoi of English John Willi m Fi n.n i B.A., Hopt Collegi M Tali 1 nivei B.D. :in.l Ph.D., Hartford I hi ' . ■ i ' ■  ' Vssistanl Profi oi ol Bi ilii al Literature John Alexander Kelly a P. . nit,, ., and n, ,,, ly Colli gt A.M. and fli P.. - ol bin 1 in i Vssi iciate Pn i[( ssi r i if ( icrman Harry Wili i i Pfund A.I!.. ' , . i fill il ' A.M. and l ' h D II; 1 i ssistanl Prof, - oi ol German Levi Arnold Posi m.l A M., Hai erford Collegi : A.M., Harvard B and ma. Oxford I nh ersity social P soi of Greek niversity Richard Mam m ii S s B . Ha ei 1 I i I ' ll .1 . , ' „ ;, ' „, „i„ Instiliiti ii] ; . i hnologn Assistanl 1 ' rof ssoi of Physics Em mki r Reid Dunn A.B. and A M., Haverford Collegi : Ph.D., . vard I ni ' - sso iate Profi ssoi of Biologj 1 [ow «d Com i ori a r. . tin 1 1 ,i ' i i ii ' ' . A.M. and Ph.D., Pr nci ton ' ssistanl Profi ssor ol Latin and Creek Douclas Van Steere :.. Michigan Stati Collegi : B.A., Oxford In A.M. and Ph.D., Harvard Associate l ' ii if. ssoi i if Phil. versity Rene Taupin D.fesL., Sorbonni ssistan1 P French Alfred J. Swan B.A., ' foi ' '  in. • i ' . ' I Associati Profcssoi ol Music 1 lENRY Vol K M VR ' ,1 M MERE A.B. and A M . Ha ei ford Collegi M Ha ' - Lecturer in Asti Will [AM REITZEL ffa - i ' ollegi : B.A. and M A., Oj ford Assistanl Professoi of 1 i „ i, ., .. 1 [j •. ' , Tatnali Brow . Jn. s r. a i Physical Edui il Oscar Marshal! ii si S.B. and S.M., Haverford College Registrar and Bursar Auchibai ii Macintosh A.B., Haverford College; MA.. ColumUa University Dean of Freshmen in Charge of Admissions Mon itiirt Vkutei;. Instructor in Modern Languages Raymond Tomlinson Bowman in Ki- ' iHuiiiis, I ' niversity of Pennsylv Instructor in Economics I [erbert W ' ii m m Taylor AT... Haverford College; Ml ' .. University of Pennsyh Lecturer in 1 [ygiene William I r r a ur Cadbury, Jr. s r.. and a.m., Haverford Collegi Instructor in Chemistry Arlington Evans B.P.E., Normal College I. ' . ' . U. : -M.S.. Tan lie I llitilxiltl Instructor in Physical Training ;i.i Montgomery werford College; A.M., Harvard I , Instructor in Public Speaking Alfred Wit liam 1 I ahih.eton Instructor in Light Athletics Edwin Aaron Speakman S.B., Haverford College Instructor in Physics Richard Wistar uerford College; A.M.. Harvard Instructor in Chemistry Joseph Clemens Willen A.I?., Columbia I nirersit it : A.M.. Univt t sttit of Pennsylvan Instructor in German I low i;|i k Mil KERBOI KER HeNR r,.s.. I ' uiitrsitt t,t Pennsylvania Instructor in Biology I low Men Morris Teaf B.S., i ' llirt t Mil, tit ' . infill I til, Instructor in Economics Clayton William Holmes s . in. ersit u nl i w Hampshire Instructor in Engineering s- Otto Rantz nl in Engineering C3 SENIORS ■Il .. =gf Fourth — II. Scatters I Howi Third — Bachmann, St. nidi, Du S nil — Frank. Vaux Graham, Front — Gilbert, Green, Stanto ■ fr aod. Hawl.iT. Gage, s. n.i, ,11. Baker. Carr Lent .. Moos, White. Byerly, M, Malum, Scarborough i. E. Andrews. Masland. Rice Hemphill, Stokes, (. ' lough nDenbergh, Russell, Kelsey, Kerslake, Hardham ■BIN First Half i ll M Si I I I Rl Bernard V. I i ntz I [enry W. Scarboroui I jdson I Andrews . . CLASS OFFICERS RESHMAN YEAR . .. Pre: Vice-P Second Half .... Bern w V, Leni z .... II [ kv L. II nsen J mes X Si nton, III . . James Andri « I n SOPH  M(  RE YEAR First Half [ames X Stanton, III President Philip E. Truex Vice-President Harm I.. Hansen Secretary . ' i RlCE Treasurer Second Halj in;l . . Wll i.i m B. Smith. Jr E. Theodori Bachmann Phij ip I I i i i irst Hal) n i , i II. Russell, Jr Fredern k I.. Fuges I JUNIOR YEAR nd Half III I [arry L. I [ansen dent i in ri I ' .. Zin ii. Preside ce Presi John W. Masland, Jr Secretary !li u W. Scarborough, Jr Treasurer Hugh 1 ' .. Pickard 1 1. Pieri i Pelouze, Jr SENK )R YEAR First Half •Ri-M ' Ri. k A. Van I i mi ri h, I Permanent Officers . President James I James X. Stanton, III ' ice-President Bernard V Lentz Phillips S. Trenbath Secretary II Pn ri i I William II. Russell, Jr Treasurer Wilberi B. Smith, Jr. iff EDSON JAMES ANDREWS 835 N. 15th Street, Manitowoc, Wis. Year born 1911 Entered from Mercersburg Academy in 1929 Class Treasurer ( 1 ) ; Chairman, Junior lUazer Committee; Freshman- Junior Dance Committee; Golf (1, 2, 3, 4); H (2, 3, 4); Glee Club (1, 2, 3, 4) ; Leader (4); I ' .and ( 1. 2, 3) ; Instrumental Club ( 1, 2, 4) ; Cap and Bells Club (1,2, 3. 4). Treasurer (3); Chemistry Club. Biology Major. IT is a rare thing to meet a man who is both a smoothie and an inhabitant of the old Northwest. For this reason we arc proud to introduce Ed Andrews. He combines the sturdy qualities of a pion- eer with a mastery of the social graces, and so ranks among the choice few who are usuallj referred to as well-rounded in- dividuals . Right from the start he has shown us how to handle the local girls We don ' t yet understand how he did it, but when the time came for the first dance of our college career, Ed appeared with a longer list of eligible young ladies than any of his classmates. Subsequently he and Barney Lentz (another son of the West) would demonstrate their prowess by having frequent dates in U-Drive-It cars. When Ed is not playing the part of a knight-errant, he usually indulges in some musical diversion. He found his chief out- let for this ability in the Rand during Rhinie year, but when this organization followed the Christian Union, et alia, into oblivion, he and Fuges took il upon them- selves to Keep up the tradition. Since then. they have tormented all within hearing dis- trn:e by rendering close harmony trumpet duets at most inopportune moments. In regard to the Glee Club, Ed managed to attend every concert from Bryn Mawr Hospital to Atlantic City, and his faithful- ness was rewarded when he was made leader of the songsters. He is not a mas ter in the fine points of conducting but, as a good leader, he can always cover up any errors with a broad grin or an added flour- ish with his arms. This year Ed took the position of stu- dent proctor in the Biology Lab and twice a week one could see him there demon- strating, with a master ' s touch, just how to disect a fly ' s leg — or whatever one does in Biology. He has assumed the important role so successfully that the rhinies think he is a member of the faculty and call him doctor . We are not sure whether he took this job to fool the rhinies or to get out of ethics. Anyway, he has done both. But Ed can be serious at times. He barely passed Tat ' s French course rhinie year, but he is still in the department and seems to have learned a lot in four years. If there are not too many nurses around Northwestern Medical School, we feel that F.d will become a good physician for he has the personality if nothing else. 13= I Wll S ANDREWS, JR. 620 ( ' arpenter Lane, Germantown, Pa. Year born 1911 Entered from Germantown Friends School in 1929 ( lass Treasurer i 1 ) ; Class Presi- dent (2); Permanent Class President; Freshman-Junior Dance Committee: Junior Prom Committee; Students Council (4); Customs Committee (4) : Football (3) ; Track i 1, 2, 3 4i ; II (3, 4) ; Captain (4) : Coopera- tive Store Manager (4); Haverford News (1) ; Founder ' s Club (3, 4) Triangle. History Major. Fwas no trick of caprice that Jim was :hosen as the typical Haverford un- dergraduate. We who voted for him knew that we were flattering ourselves into thinking that our select three hundred stu- dents were all as likeable as Andrews i-, hut we now humbly admit our duplicity. We have classmates of more talent, of more vigor, of more polish, hut we recog- nize Jim as the best individual mixture of the qualities that make a man. He is the yelpingest, rompingest of sane Haverfordians. His healthy, track-captain look, his broad, cheerful smile, and his gaj chatter regularly enliven the usual post- breakfast, pre-collection gloom that set- tles upon us. To he sure, the slap on the back, the punch in the chest, the jazz- crazy jigging and dancing are many times annoying, hut Andrews disperse the foe like an electric charge, come anger or come laughter in its wake. lini is n. it a had business man either You ' ll be thinking of his menngership ol ili. store, 1-ni we have more magnificent engim ei ing in mind Jim can go to a New I ' .ngland prom and return with more money than he had whin he left Haverford. Even as we write, he is mak- ing some VVelleslej girl very happy and himself rich Miss ' s famih live; in Philadelphia and graciously offered theii car to facilitate Jim ' s trek to Boston; shrewd Mr. Andrews accepted and turned the private buggy into a long-distance taxi- cab by taking along Dawber and Jerry Trenbath as paying rides. During freshman year. Jim spent some time teaching pretty young girls how to conduct themselves on the dance floor. What a flood of envy he used to arouse when he would come hack to Barclay ami caper around among plug-eyed freshmen who ' d gotten drunk over Statics problems, and when, after a few yodels, he ' d say, (ili, boy! what a bee-u-tiful babe 1 tu- tored this eve! She hail s,, much I didn ' t care how many times she flattened my toes and scarred my ankles! And guess what 1 made? Looka there, looka there! Thin he ' d crackle some bucks in his hands, whoop-whoop, and tango out of the room. Since Jim is to he our permanent class president, we feel it our dutj to close tin- write-up by solemnly swearing him into office. Let ' s see, how would the Quakers do it? We esteem thee, James, fur tin strength of tin character, and the worthi- ness of thy deeds, ami we therefore place the future destinies of this the Centenary class of m, ' ;,, ml.. th hands, hoping that thee will earnestly fulfill thy duties, and successful live up to our trust in thee Amen. =GF ERNEST THFODORE BACHMANN 2100 S. College Avenue, Philadelphia, Pa. Year born 1911 Entered from W Sc am I ' enn Charter n 1929 t_ lass ;tary (2) ; Sophomore- Senior Maine Committee; Students ' Council (3, 4); Manager of Soccer (4); Undergraduate Secretary Ath- letic Executive Committee (4); Glee Club (2. 3, 4 1 ; Cap and Hells Club (4); Haverford News (1, 2, 3, 4); Sports Editor (3, 4) ; Record (3, 4) ; Editor-in-chief (4); Founder ' s Club i 3, 4), Secretary (4). History Major. T Can ' t come now ; I have a date with jL ' Mar ' . Thus Bachmann often an- swers an invitation to go some- where or do something. Several times clairj lii- tall, erect form may be seen plodding unfalteringly toward Roberts. It almost seems as if he is consulted n every move made by the Administration. Of course he doesn ' t have to knock, for the office Force expects Ted to drop around every now and then. None of the rest of ns rate so highlj as this, but then Bachmann is an important and busy man on the campus. book at Ins lisl nf activities it speaks for itself. If you happen to read the Vezvs, see a soccer game or attend a college dance, you may be sure that ' bed is working ■ e where behind the scenes Don ' t think, however, that he always maintains the posi- tion of a silent hero; he likes to be in the limelight occasionally the same as the rest of us. Last year he took to composing jazz songs and blossomed forth at the Junior prom with a vocal rendering of one of bis own masterpieces In spite of his extracurricular activities. Ted is not the breezy, bustling type of ex ecutive. When he enters the dining room. every waiter casts inquiring and anxious glances in his direction, for they know that be will be the last to leave the table. Xo matter how hastily the rest of us gorge our food, I id will go on quietlj eating until he is done. The fact is that he has a meth- od which lie applies to e cry thing he does. Ili- motto is ]f a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing well ; and so al- though he takes his time, he always finishes what he starts. One aspect of Ted ' s character which none of ns will fail to remember is his humor. lie has made more and uhm puns than anyone else in this class or in any class withm our memory. The slightest remark in the course ,,f a conversation is an op- portunity for a Bachmann pun . But really he needs no incentive when he is in the punning mood, for they descend on him out of a clear sky. ' Ibis is practically his only vice, and we trust that when he he- comes a minister he will conquer the temp- tation so that no lambs will be driven from the fold. The reader must not think, however, that Ted is entirely concerned with outside ac- tivities, lie has always maintained a re- spectable average in his studies for he is a very demon in history and economics. Ml in all, we have decided that Ted ' s fath- erly altitude and executive appearance will always be in demand wherever work is 1. 1 be done and done well. 3J= ( LAR] 113 Had -. I. Haverfordian (3), Editor (3, 4) ; Instrumental Club (3) ; English Club (3, 4.. English Majm-. CLARENCE is a bundle of energy and enthusiasm. His interests are sincere and broad, sometimes oppressively intense, and always dan- gerously catching. Then- is no man with soul so dead that he is incapable of absorbing some small part of Clarence ' s lofty idealism and ambition. In fact, no one with scholarly procli- vity goes away from a heart to heart talk with Baker without praying to all the gods of the midnight oil to endow him with a similar driving power. One would expect a character such as this to achieve the proportions of an intellectual colossus, to look with dis- dain on US, the ant-like men who pur- sue our small tasks in the shadow of his mighty being. But clarence has one great weakness, a malicious, dis- il power which frustrates his best efforts. This weakness goes by the curious name — Zintl. Oscar said: Lei them be room-mates. and they weir room-mates. A more dissimilar pair have never been known before. Zintl. the man who laughs at work of any kind, the man who takes no thought of the morrow; Zintl. the room-mate of Clarence Potter Baker! Thus we may summarize Baker ' s student life at Haverf ord ; the readei must supply the details himself. The gnawing disease was not transmitted by actual contact, however: the germs were in the atmosphere. Clarence would rise from an hour of idleness with a remark such as Well, I guess I ' ll write that thesis before 1 go to bed. But the thesis would not get written before he turned in for the es- sential eight hours, nor would it get written by the time it was due. This, of course, entailed long closeted con- ferences with professors and the latter never failed to be taken in by the work-is-piling-up story. But hope springs eternal, and for Clarence there are always new worlds to conquer. I ' m going to start get- ting up for breakfast next week. I don ' t think I ' ll cut any classes this quai I ' i -Mas the towers crumble and when exams come there is no sleep. Baker ' s habits of life are a cross between those of a pioneer and a pa- tient in a sanitorium. Long walks, sometimes at 7 A. M.. and runs on the hoard track are scientifically supple- mented by a quasi-vegetarian diet, a numerous pharmacopeia, and an impos- ing battery of toilet articles. When all these divergent traits are harnessed, who knows what I may do? Perhaps the gods will smile upon him some daj and all his dreams will become glorious realities. =Sf JOHN LEWIS BYERLY 821 Columbia Avenue, Lancaster, Pa. Year born 1911 Entered from Lancaster High School in 1929 1 laverfordian ( 4) Scholarship (4). English Major Corporation BYERLY has to hi- credit the fact that he did what Horse Morgan failed tn do, namely, he worked himself up from the depths of a very low C aver- age tn the heights of a corp-scholarship. It is no small insight into his character that. whether by design or accident, hi marks for everj semester since he has been in col- lege show an improvement over those of the previous semester. Like Pickard, Byerly is one of those to whom the thought of really honest-to-good- ness going out on a date with a girl is something foreign to the man. But Byerh is different from Pickard in that while Pick apparentlj does not want to go out, John does, but is afraid to. Not onlj does John refrain from the women, but he never has been known to descend to the movies, or to cardplaying, or to anything that might detract from mark-. Perhaps it would be only fair to offset this with the mention of Ins love and affection for the rhinies in his dormitory. This actually took the form of a considerable time-waster to the extent that In- protectorate was recognized and the rhinies in question became known a- Byerly ' s Boys. John made two other delves into the so- cial. He tried a roommate in MacMahon in his sophomore year, an experiment which apparently did not meet with un- qualified success for Mac is given to long field expeditions and is not colorful enough. John needed animation, color, the sponta- neity of a Shelly to dissipate the heaviness of greasing. And finally, John took up pipe and cigarette smoking apparently for so- cial purposes, but probably just to be a little devil. In -hort. John ' s life here has been that of a typical grind, except that in his case real literary merit has been allowed to lie uncultivated because of the Haverford Col- lege easy-for-the-professor policy of load- ing the students with the work the p rof ought to be doing. You can rarely write and be a corp scholar. John, in his effort to become one of the untouchables, had his choice of the Lentz method (much use of- the Johnsonian manner with a few mili- tary manoeuvers thrown in), the Sargent method (majoring in Engin), or the greaser method (self-explanatory). By- erly chose the latter. John ' s friends will remember him as one of those jittery individuals who drove Fuges to desperation. He is indeed a strange amalgamation, a steady worker who is by temperament jittery. u EDMUND ALBERT CARR 2306 Ridge Avenue, Evanston, 111. Year born 1912 Entered from Hyde I ' ark School in 1929 Students ' Council (4); News (1, ' . 3, 4); Managing Editor (3), Edito in-chief (4); Record Board (3] Band (3); International Relatioi Club. Histon Major. EDMUND ALBERT CARR came to us from that city known for it-- gang- sters, world ' s Eairs, and good dance orchestras. Although he is none of these, Ed has led a varied existence while a stu- dent at Haverford. At different times he has played the rule of Cassanova, news- paper editor, historian, and science student, with the amount of success following that order. At the beginning of Junior year he became a charter member of the First En- try Club and has been active in that or- ganization ever since. When F.d arrived at Haverford lie did nut let his unfamiliarity with the territory disturb him ; consequently, it was quite truly --aid that after he had been here a month he knew more girls in these parts than any other fellow in the class. For the next few years he continued his rav- ages, breaking hearts up and down the Main Line until he nut a lass from Mcr- ion. Since then he has quieted down mir- aculously, although he did not forget l ' .ryn Maw r entirely. From the beginning of Freshman year till the mi. Idle of Junior year In- worked hard as a member of the Haverford News Hoard At that time he was elected to Hi. offii e of co-editor w ith Lent Form- ing the firm of Hey-hej and Rube they v i irk( .1 out an ingi nious method of making their subordinates do almost all the work, to help them learn the business. As a scholar, Fd is s,h admittedly a failure. This indisposition to work wrought its greatest damages in tin period when he was struggling in the pre-med de- partment. When he changed to history his marks took a decided upward trend, de- spite the fact that his working hours did not increase greatly, but then four years of college have taught us all to get more work done in less time. I ' .e it said, however, laziness and a ro mantic nature can scarcely hi- held against a college student. F.d is n ally a good fellow , and Ins disposition i- faith even, although there are times when that old Irish blood shows itself. It would 1 hard to find a more generous fellow in college, hut his Scotch descent keeps him from hi ing too prodigal. Id intends to he a newspaper man, and he has spent most of his four years among us getting himself in trim for the job He ' ll tell you frankly that he ' s ,i lazy, hut Ik- Inn- to go places and see and hear tilings. He certainly won ' t he out of his element in a smoky, poorlj hi press-room with his fed on a desk, hat tippi -1 bai h and grasping a telephone l least, that ' s what reporters do in the movies. -Igr- HERBERT THORNUIKE CLOUGH. JR. 209 State Street, Bangor, Me. Year born 1911 Entered from Muses Brown School in 1929 Manager of Cricket; Glee Club (1, 2. .14); Cap and Bells Club (2. 3. 4). Assistant Treasurer (4) ; English Club (1. 2, 3, 4), Secretary (4); Classical Club. Biology Major. ANY person who is familiar with the nineteenth century poet. Arthur Hugh Clough, will recognize this name immediately ami will probably pro- nounce it Cluff . The man we are writ- ing ah. .ut, however, insists that it should rhyme with plow. His classmates, after attempting unsuccessfully to mouth the un- speakable sounds ..I ' tluge , Clutch and Chloe , compromised with the mere sim- ple form, Wally . This label ha. I been transported Erom Moses Brown School where it was inspired by the subject ' s re- semblance h Wallace Berry. It is per- haps unnecessary in mention this fact if the reader has looked at the picture above, tor he would have found there all the ap- pearance of humor and pathos which is s.. characteristic of the movie actor, or a convivial monk. And Wally certainly lives up to appear- ances. He is first, last and always a jolly good fellow, if anyone is troubled by the blues, a visit to 38 Lloyd will cure him. There he will find a delightful air of dolce jar niente and the presence of a visitor will in. v 1t.1t .U- arouse Wally to j est and anecdote. But, if his friends wish it so. he will gladly begin a conversation in more serious vein for. beneath his external jollity. Wally has a heart which delights in giving sage advice and in displaying what learning it has gar- One of his most striking qualities is his ability to room with anyone who comes along. Sophomore year he roomed with Shippen and Bourne, the next year with 1 ' ,. iiirne and Bill Miller, and finally wound up with bite. We conclude from this that Wally can indeed take anything in any form. His omnivorous taste in room- mates results, no doubt, from his wide in- terests. We could even accuse him of dil- letantism, so gracefully does he pontificate on any and all subjects. With such a cos- mopolitan mind, Wally found it hard to keep the noisome tenor of his ways strictly within the classroom, and so his college hie has been occupied chiefly with extra- curricular activities. His tenor voice dur- ing the last four years has continued to amaze the gazing rustics at Glee Club con- certs, and Ins appearance makes him the perfect character actor for the English Club. When not otherwise occupied, Wally loves to loaf and indict his soul. An even- ing at the movies or a trip to the burlesque will serve, as well as anything, to fill in the time between song feasts and plays. Now that we have beer with us again, he can have another form of amusement by dis- playing publicly the prowess which he has long boasted privately. BH ELMER ELBERT CRAIG, JR. 73 W. Washington Lane, Germantown, Pa. Year born 1912 Entered from ' lermantown I ligh School in 1929 Chairman of Charity Chest Com- mittee (4); Corporation Scholarship (1). ierman Major. READER, you have heard of the man with the brown derby, the man who left home, and the man who knew Coolidge, but now we want you to meet the man with the iron jaw. Perhaps, it is only a threat, for he is a good-natured fellow, and has a merry twinkle in his eye. I in not lament for Elmer, he does not have that iron jaw and that merry twinkle for nothing. He turned defeat into triumph ami obtained for himself the coveted ami lucrative suit-pressing agency. Any man who can take adversity by the horns like that is bound for success. It seems that Elmer, who is a German major, was either seduced or forced into taking French 6 without fully realizing the fate that awaited him. As a result, Ik Found Monsieur Taupin talking the real stuff and, like a true Frenchman, say- ing things perfectly incomprehensible to a true American. Monsieur soon realized Craig did nut know what it was all about am] with a delicateness and consideration and tact which we have come to expect from the French, made a provision for Craig, and, incidentally, for Truex also. This provision Monsieur made was to ex- cuse Craig from coming to the class at all since he realized that Mr. Craig was not understanding a thing that was being said and showed no signs of ever reaching that happy state where a g 1 American would understand anything truly French. There remain the two traditional fields of undergraduate activity which we have not yet touched upon, namely the realms of women and sports. Not that Elmer sported with the women, as we learned ih.it especially in his early attempts Mr. Craig could not lone remain in the run- ning with any degree of effectiveness oi efficiency, but he did and does go out with the hi lies dames now ami then as one would expect of a normal college boy. We record this just so thai it will go on record and our Elmer will be able to refer to it if ever charged in later years of hav- ing li ' ii afraid oi the other sex. The same may be s.ml of sports. Until he broke his nose in football at the start of il. si ason two years ago he pi as in the case of women, he was willing to participate a- often as possible. And finally, anyone who has ever hi aid Elmer sing can never forget thi his silver baritom ds infinite pleasure in giving n frequent and pi longed work-outs, much to the annoyance of those who would rather listen to the radio. Ami. spi aking i il the work-outs he gave hi- voice, can w evei forgel the tmii he tried il out ill calling the horse? May the memory of that die with Craig and Scarborough. -EF WILLIAM BEYER DAUB 221 E. Freedley Street, Norristown, Pa. Year born 1912 Entered from Norristown High School in 1929 Glee Club (3, 4); Stage Manager of English Club (4); Chemistry Club; Engineering Club. Engineering Major. BYERLY once got all set to compose an Epic on Founders Hall. The super- natural clement came in with a white figure that Happed and plodded up and down the corridors of Founders about mid- night. It was an easy guess for any Founders pigeon; Yoeman Daub in his Brogdingnagian B.V.D. ' s after a bull ses- sion with Lydecker. Yeoman suits Bill for he got pinched once and his indict- ment card mentioned one Yoeman Daub Diligence doesn ' t quite agree with Yoe- man. At first he sought to act as a coun- terbalance to his illustrious nephew, Horse Morgan, just to show the college that they weren ' t all greasers But although room- ing with Daw her his second year perhaps didn ' t improve Bill ' s habits of study, neither did rooming in Founders with the brightics , so his amiable sloth must be- an inherent trait. Bill, or Ghandi, as he was at one time known, perhaps through bis resemblance to that venerable sage, reall) knows his en- gineering If you want to learn anything at all about synchro-mesh transmission, constipated carburetors, or wizard control, he is the boy to see and he will work very hard to explain all the intracacics to you. Ob, no, Bill isn ' t the laziest fellow m the class by any means. Why, he ' ll stay up all night talking about the above mentioned subjects or any others that will fit his shovel, and it certainly is a big one. No, he ' s not quite the laziest one. Bill has also earned for himself the epithet of B.O. Daub. This does not im- plj the well known connotation but really stands for Barney Oldfield. It was obtained through his ability to drive a 26 Buick at well over 60 miles an hour, especially around sharp corners. If you don ' t be- lieve this, ask Baker. Our hero ' s influence on those near to his heart is amazing (witness DeMotte and McClintock, just to mention a few of his pals). Perhaps he imbued them with that same desire for the lighter side of college life which kept this Norristown Hermes from becoming Haverford ' s greatest quar- ter miler. No one but they and the Uncle will ever know. It is hard to predict what Bill will be doing when he gels out into the cold, hard world. It may be that the world doesn ' t want Engineer Daub. But that Bill will succeed is certain when you remembe r what Fritzie Palmer said about what bap- pens to fellows who get kicked out of College. Bill has been close enough to this to become, at least, a great man. s TH IMAS R YLE DAW L334 Toronto Street, Entered from Central Higl Glee Club (3, 4); Band (3); Cap and Bells Club (4) ; Chemistry Club; Ma,,  «O|N0RING, snoring over the Glee Club ' s roar.... Thai little parod) - ' sun;-:- to the tutu of Sailing, sail- ing gives us about three-quarters of Roy ' s charactei and achievement. You ask, why the little sour? Well, at mi. ' of the Glee Club rehearsals, genial Conductor Bentz was working his men into a lather as they came ti the climax of one of their num- bers Bentz was very pleased with the effect, for there was a new tone, a strange sonorousness that he had never been able to e i befi ' i e. Willi the final noti . alas, tin ili sin ' 1 silence did m ■) o imi I hi Chili stopped singing, but thi sonorous tune persisted. Bentz was in a moment disillusioned, Ins face grew normal. Somebody wake Dawber up, he shouted. i Ill e now In H flj ci i i n l three- quai ters of our task, ami may turn with pleasure to th other quarter of Roy ' s per- sonality which, ' tis said, yearns [01 .1 hitter half I I ' his may seem like a very fractional account of Roy, but we ' ve tried our best to make it wholesome.) Anyhow, Roy makes strang trips to Boston which his own family would never have found out about if he hadn ' t had such dumb r. mill mati 5 One week-end while Roy was al Brookline, his bi 1 th r paid .1 isit to Haverford. Where ' s Roy? says hi Oh, not hack yet, says room-mate Frank Not hack yet? says the hn itlu 1 -uspiciuiisly In Boston— didn ' t you know? mate Graham informatively, ton? With the (dee Club, of brother supposes confidently, at all, says Frank stupidly, to see. . . . uh . . . .that is. . th Where ' s lie bei 11 ' ' saj s 1 -I ' in In Bos- :ourse, the Oh no, not He ' s gone • Dean at Harvard, .uh. .invited him..uh..to make a fourth at bridge. You bet. So that ' s how the Boston beans were spilled. Since that fatal time, Roy has had to bi content merely with three or four letters a week. You ' ve heard of feats of strength, en- durance, capacity, and such — well, Roy has one of tin se ti 1 his 1 1 1 dit. On his last birthday, his room-mates promised him a treat, a real treat : yessir, he could have 1 « ami d up ti 1 thirtj ci nts I te wanted a banana split, but they insisted that coca-cola was better for him. O.K. ' -.:v s he, I ' ll tal ' - • 1 ' i ' 1 m iid he did : he (link them in his stride, and cami out of the drug stun a few minutes later, still grinning ami wishing himself a happy birthday. Wonderful thing. Coca-cola get too much Somebody told him he ' d already had too much, What?! Why I could drink six mure of them right now. That couldn ' t pass unchallenged; . ' d 111 thai if la could down the - in-male- should paj : hut if he failed, he should paj for all His stomach won. =SF HORACE KIRKUS DUGDALE.JR. 218 Longwood Road, Baltimore, Md. Year born 1912 Entered from Forest Park High School in 1929 Chairman Students ' Extension Com- mittee ( 4 ) ; Football Dance Commit- tee (4); Haverford News (2, 3, 4); Managing Editor (4); Record Board (4); C] ee Club (2, 3, 4) ; Cap and Bells Club (4); English Club Play (4) ; Liberal Club; International Rela- tions Club; J. V. Soccer (3); Tennis Team (4). H 1 4). IF only Dug were socially ambitious, he might get far. But he lias ingratiated himself with many of Ins Eriends in a sincere and innocent manner, and he would not sacrifice society ' s esteem by presuming to advance himself. No indeed, for he knows full well how empty is this sort of pleasure, how stupid and unsatisfying this particular modus- vivendi. Society is a business proposition for him, and he lias our admiration for his successful combin- ation of pleasure with business in found- ing the Cotillion Club dances. Fortunately for Dug, there is behind it all the cool and collected Van to smooth out the flut- tering little wifely difficulties his tempera- ment runs him into. A dance floor is this graceful faun ' s deer park. He has even come through the trial by water administered freshman year to chastise a too enthusiastic support of a somewhat doubtful terpsichorean feature— the flea hop. His individuality began to show itself as we read his letters to the News We came to realize that his four years of college has been a series of flea- hops, from dance floor to tea. from Bar- clay to prominence, from Baltimore to l ' .ryn Mawr. In the longer leaps he al- ways carries a great many trunks with him (just how many we can ' t say, but we know the nu mber is imposing). He at- taches a great deal of significance to this, although few if any of his classmates realize it The rest of us, in insistent bourgeois manner, manage to get home with only one suitcase ; he, like a movie actor or a mid- western millionaire, must be cluttered with infinite impedimenta. Dug has a keen sense of the dramatic and it strikes some of his home-spun and pedestrian associates a little unfavorably. He can always be friendly and helpful if he is in the mood. At times it seems that he is officious in his persistent desire to be helpful and sympathetic, hut that is in- deed far from a fault of character. Dug knows his tobacco and is a willing adviser; a wise judge of pipes, too. His own arc rakish, aristocratic, and the herd is proportionately envious. But, seriously, there is one thing about Dug that every- one envies with horrible jealousy: it is rumored that he has a job, one that has been all sewed up in a bag for him ever since he was two years old. So, for all the tea-cups, dances and newspaper writ- ing, he has his reward. And once again Society will call on him, once again pleas- ure with business, and for the future — flea-hops. w- ANKLIN KIRKBRIDE 5 College Road, Princeton, N. J. Year born I ' M 1 Moses I ' . in 1929 I ' n mi C ' inni Hells Club (3, 4) ; Engli 3. 4) ; Chemistry Club. Chemistry Major. FRANK came here to recover from two misfortunes: the first, that lie was the son of a college professor, and the second, that he had spent his impression- able years on tin- Princeton campus. We can ' t say that lie recovered, hut he tried hard. The son of a Philosophy professor, he disowned the connection and submerged his personality in chemistry ; bred in the Princeton atmosphere of sartorial elegance, he initiated himself into the Haverford fra- ternity of tramps bj wearing tin- same suit lor years on end. For some reason Frank has a peculiar power over Dauber ' s actions. Does Fite want a milk shake? Then Dauber must have one too Does Kite need a hair cut? Then so does Dawber. We suspect that Frank ' s success in this line comes trom his ability to shout loud, long and monot- nously. Unfortunately, not everybody in the elass is so malleable as Dawber— in fact nobody is. If frequent changing of room-mates is beneficial, Frank has something to show foi his four years here We suspect Oscar of .l practical joke when he assigned Fite and Hunsicker to a single room in Found- ers ' rhinie year. The linker ' s nocturnal card-playing and ( hadwick ' s foul mouth soon drove Fite to North Barclay, where In spent a year and a half in solitude, ex- cept for the fact that Eddie Moos lived next door. (Ami living in the same hall wiili Eddie means having all the disad- vantages of a room-mate without any of those oi casional compensations I So, ai the end of Sophomore year, Frank decided he might just as well have a room-mate, lie chose to nose into intellectual circles; he became the dn iding line betwi en the Morgans, ' in and Horse The terrible so- briety of this company drove Fite to drink, hey pardon, to Clough When we consider, the combination is not had, since Clough, too, has had experience with strange room mates I ' i i hap - the most ex iting moments of F ' ite ' s college career have conic from his affiliation with the English Club Never was he so satisfied with himself .is when he refused to he bribed by the I ' .rvn Mawt actress who wanted I,, chisel some free he heard that I laub had opened a charge , ice, nun at Strawbridge ' s ; never was he so fidgetj a- nist before the performance of Romeo and Juliet Die.it things, these We ' d like to saj that the English Club will not he able ti i oi along apai i From Fite, hut we feel more certain that I ' ite will not he able to gel alone aparl from tin English Cluh, and that ' s much mi But th e separations must happen, and in the future Frank will no doubt lend his vociferous personalitj to some equally worthy cause =BF CHARLES EDWARD FRANK 138 E. Wyoming Avenue. Philadelphia, Pa. Year horn 1911 Entered from Frankford High School in 1929 Record (4); (1). English Majo ' The Dover Road YOU may have forgotten, but Frank in his day was a record breaker; yes, sir. When he first came to Haver- ford he was rated in the News as being the lightest and the shortest man in the College. But just to show the tragedy of life, it was found that there was one man who was smaller and another who was lighter, and this revelation came before the first semester was over. Thus fled part of his glory. The remainder of Frank ' s rhinie fame he lost by default. It seems that (among many other things) he was .pule a Thespian in high school, ( he was an Abbot for instance), and this gift he exercised his first year in two plays and might have surplanted MacColl as Truex ' s nemesis if it were not for the fact that he failed to show true love for his art. It seems that Petie had, after much elimination from a horde of candi- dates, chosen Frank to plaj a part in one of his productions when I harle got an offer of a job selling Christmas tries dur- ing vacation. But this job interfered with art. The choice was the turning point in Frank ' s life He attempted to sell trees. Since then he has done nothing particularly foolish or exceptionally brillianl Frank is one of the guide posts of the class, in a way. While the Wellses and the Bleuits die oil. and the (.ages and Sargents become captains of industry, and the Scat- tergoods and Lentzes High Pontiffs, the Frank remains, almost exactly the same Frank you first saw wrestling with Fuges m Center Barclay rhinie year, or giggling with abandoned glee at the mighty innuen- does, bombastoes, and blastoes of Graham. And that leads up to the Frank-Graham legend. When Stoudt comes around twentj years from now and says ' ' Huh! Hello! How are you and your wife? Hash right back at him, Sir, domestic felicity and all the homely blessings of connubial bliss are mine. Perish faithlessness; My wife, sir, and I. are perfectlj Frank and Graham about everything, and God willing, intend to remain so. Surely there was never a happier marriage. Graham loves to rage and lay down the law. Frank says Yes, sir, and laughs up his sleeve, like a true wife. And you find few marriages where hand-to-hand combat gives such mu- tual pleasure. Charlie is going to be an English teacher, and there is more than one reason for IicIk iiie he ' ll he a good one. lie likes leisure lime to read, like a good professor, and he ' s read through the whole Faerie 1SJ FREDERICK LANGLEY FUGES 121 ' ) Harrison Street, I ' llll VDELPH (A, Pa. Year born 1911 Entered from Frankford High School in 1929 Class Vice-President (3); Class Day Committee; Track (3, 4): In- strumental Club (2, 4) ; Band (1, 2, 3); Cap and Hells Club (2. 3, 4). ( ierman Major. ON r. o! the udder personalities in our class is Fred Fuges, variously known as Lang ' , Fred , Fudge and Fuge . Back in freshman year In- first identified himself with the inhabit- ants of Center Barclay, including such diverse characters as Russell, Graham, Frank, Hogenauer, et alia. Even to this day, the ties of original friendship bind the crowd together and most of them maj 1 found in third entry. We all re- member Fred as a wiry-looking little fellow, who showed distinct ability on Arlington Evans ' tenth soccer team and one- broke Ins nose u hile i cuting a tricky shift. Undaunted by many such reverses, he continued his athletic career along this line and was finally rewarded bj a berth on the third team. At the end of freshman year, Lang left Charley Frank, who was a bit too serious- minded for him, and joined up with Rib Russell in North Barclay During the second year, conditions in that dorm war. somewhat discouraging, but the combina- tion weathered all the storms and then moved to Lloyd with Sargent. Expecting to gel a little study done in the quiet of their den, thej were seriousl) disappointed, for their room has never become a haven of rest. Sargent, if he isn ' t studying, is usually tussling with someone, and Rib spends his span moments arguing about prohibition or the political situation in that emphatic Russell manner. Each new acquaintance of the Fuge ' s is just another chano to take someoni Eoi a ride. None of us has been spared the anguish of his incessant kidding and per- sonal faggmg We don ' t seem to mind, however, for Fred is really a harmless little fi 111 w. and can maki us laugh at his wise-cracks at any time. lie even claims that Cecil, the greal enigma, gave a grunt and smiled for him once, but that ' s go- ing a little too far for u . Lang has several outstanding abilities which we must certainly mention. There is his agility and cordination which makes him a speedy runner, a prize gymnast and an effective dancer Finding that his room mates did not offei sufficient opportunity for the displaj of his powi rs, he turned further afii Id and starti d on Dawber. When these two gel togethi r, there is usually a 1 1 emendi ' tis racket v turbs Sargent ' s scnsitivi soul and breaks down Russell ' s v ' inkei stolidit) Certain- ly if Lang keeps up this efficient!} per- sistent manner in a court or law office. where In i pi nd his lif . w im; venturi a pn di ti ' 1 of success =©= 1)1 • RELLE GAGE, JR. 22 S. Newport Avenue, Ventnor, N. J. Year born 1911 Entered from Atlantic City High School in 1929 Track Team ( 1, 2, 3, 4 I , H (2, 3, 4); Chairman Class Gift Committee, (4); Haverford News (1. 2, 3, 4), Business .Manager (3. 4); Everett Society Medal ( 1 ) ; Sophomore- Freshman Debating Team (1, 2); Field Club, English Club ( 1 ) ; resi- dent. Intercollegiate Newspaper Asso- c iation (3, 4 ). Biology Major. Wl ing he wishes there were less queer birds around the campus and more all-around men, such as you see advertised in College Humor, you might counter by asking, What about Gage? He ' s a man, isn ' t he? Then the other will say, Yeah, I was thinking of that, but he ' s too grim or some- thing , . You never see much of him, Cage is one of the few boys in the class who can damn philosophy with such con- viction in his voice that even a philosophy major will have bis doubts Gagi stands for hard facts. There are Gages through- out the country, building bridges, reclaim- ing deserts, arranging trade agreements and settling war debts. These Gages know that life is no Yale of Tears, since there is plenty of interesting night work to lie done, but they don ' t allow any pedantic dumb-show about the Empyrean. The best college preparation for a use- ful life, according to the Cage philosophy, is to take all the Baron ' s courses; such straight-from-the-shoulder lectures, incom- parably well planned out, and meaty, arc the salt ..f college scholarship u any- body who doesn ' t agree should talk it over with this Mack-truck physique, with piano string beard, and face resolute as a freight train, and see bow far be gets. God knows we need our Gages, however, and Haverford can bow to our friend with- out blushing. As business manager of the News he was a bulwark of dependability, as much in cowing the rhinies who tiptoe up to ask a question as to carrying out his multifarious tasks. The Gage-Hardbam legend rivals the Graham-Frank story, and their dwelling places are in both eases good ease history material. Gage and his pal find solace in their h eavily embellished den with all its masculine objets d ' art. Its a commonplace to hear it said Yeah, Gage has his Lenders, but he keeps ' em to himself. The boys who don ' t get along with Bill arc either the flat chested dreamers or the talented fops who sneer at the News and the Baron. And Gage is pretty competent as a hater, too, when he feels the need. But all the same, if you run through the college catalogue looking for a good and trusty wight to carry a message to Gar- cia or to shoot Al Capone or to quell an uprising, von won ' t go wrong if you stop at Gage, DuRelle, Jr. laf HENRY B( IAS GILBERT 1600 X. Second Street, Harrisburg, Pa. Year bom 1910 Entered from Gilman School in r 2 ' Chairman, Junior Prom Commit- tee; Sophomore-Senior Dance Coin mittee ; Football Dance Committee ( 3) ; Manager of Baseball (4) ; 1 irec- tor News Service News i 1. 2. 3); Rec Glee Club (3, 4); I lations Club. ( iovernment Major f4 ,1 (4) IT has long been an incontrovertible the- ory among Philadelphians that anyone who lives more than fifty miles tn the west of their fair city, is decidedly beyond the pale. For such a large center of popu- lation, this idea is strikingly provincial, but is waived at times when a sufficiently unusual case presents itself for inspec- tion. Such a case was Henry Boas Gilbert, who bails from tbe capital city of the Com- monwealth. Fortunately, he did not come to Haverford directly from this point in the hinterland. He had spent one year at Vale and so presumably bad time and op- portunity to shake the burrs out of bis hair. While on the subject of hair, we may as well enlarge on Henry ' s peculiar cerebral appendage Tbe cut of it is not exactly like a marine ' s, nor yet exactly like Clark Gable ' s. It has a form and a purpose all of it- own, neither of which we have ever been able to fathom. We must admit, how- ever, that it is sufficiently singular in as- pect to make him a marked man wherever h § Bui In- hair i- not tbe only tiling which made Henry stand out trom the start. There are two further qualities which marked him as unusual : namely, his care- ful dressing and his gentlemanly bearing. It a- natural that many in a class, which contained that old tramp Russell and his windbreaker, should Feel that Gilbert was something a bit foreign. We can never remember a time when be did not blossom forth in neatly groomed clothes. Even the negligee of hi- closest friend- could not phase him; he remained the model of the well-dressed I [averfordian. In addition to all tin- he conducted him- self calmly and politely in whatever be did. with very little dignity, you could see Henry standing serenelj aside, observing the turmoil with that characteristic sim- pering smile. If we bolted our 1 1 in the dining n ' in. 1 lenrj would refuse to be i cited and would proceed unperturbed with ll thi . qualil ii ; i Hi d gloi ious inde- pendence, and Henry has remained such to this day. Although he is attached to lip winch haunt- seventh entry, he usually managi to bi sufficient unto him- self His root imates sa that the) see little of him while he sometimi himself to his sanctum for hour- on end. our years with us, Henry has failed to impress the hardened ruffians of gc ; but he will probably return to Harrisburg where he will be able to use his aristocratic qualities to better advant- ag( i5F PHILIP (■( DLEY, II 780 Millbrook Lam-. I Iavkrford, Pa. Year born 1912 Entered from Haverford School in 1929 Freshman-Junior Dance Commit- tee ; Senior Prom Committee ; Soccer (2, 3) ; Numerals (3); Cap and Bells Club (3, 4); Personnel Manager of .Musical Clubs (4). Engineering Major. PHIL has the dubious distinction of living at college for four years with- out paying Oscar a cent for lodging. He is ostensibly a daj student but during his undergraduate career he has occupied space with Stanton and Gilbert in their various apartments. These two later saw the need for a handy-man about the house, so Phil was allowed to call their rooms home provided he would perform the necessary nasty chores of putting wood on the tire, repairing electric fixtures, and so on. We quote the following from one who should know: Socially inclined. Phil is considered by the feminine talent of Bryn Mawr and its environs as Haverford ' s best dancer. Just who the feminini talent includes, we don ' t know, nor shall we ask Phil for an explanation. Just so they like our Phil, it ' s all right with us ! Phil became the first member of our class to join the white collar brigade, and he certainly earned the honor — he almost broke his neck doing it. That nasty dis- location happened in a dive. Phil was minding his own business, of course, when Zip! — but perhaps you ' re misunderstand- ing that dive part of it — it was quite a respectable dive, a swan dive, to be exact. Anyhow, Phil modestly declares that it was a lucky break for him, inasmuch as he became popular over night. The shiny white neck-brace simply slew the feminine talent ! Perhaps it gave Phil the mien of a martyr, or the halo of a hero, or the suavity of a smoothy, or sumpin. When Phil isn ' t down in Hilles Lab ex- perimenting with some kind of an engine, you will find that he is on a prolonged vacation in the wild game country of western Pennsylvania. Ballyhoo, we mean Tallyho ! Each fall at the beginning of the hunting season, Phil will shoulder his flint-lock, disappear for four or five days, and return with some line hunting stories. And get this angle of it : it is both an in- door and an outdoor sport for him, be- cause when he gets with his Downingtown pals there is no telling what or who mav be shot. Between bunting seasons Phil satisfies his primitive hunting instincts by trving to slaughter pet cats with the family Ford. We should like to think of a moral, or a prophecy to make about Phil, but there really doesn ' t seem to be any, for to draw morals you need something very good or very bad to work on. And then, so many of the fellows never really got to know Phil, that it would be quite a pity to start telling tales now. JAMES RAMAGE GRAHAM 1064 MxKinle) Avenue, Johnstown, Pa. Year born 1911 Entered from [ohnstown High Schoi ' in 102 ' ) Record (4) ; ( lass I ,ii ' i Committee English .Major. HE caim- from Johnstown with a vio- lent temper and slim waistline; he will go back to Johnstown without either. Whereas in freshman year, a din- ing-room quarrel ended with Graham throwing a plate of chocolate pudding at Truex, as a senior his self-restrainl per- mits him to throw no more than a heavy frown. (If you ' ve noticed Jim ' s eyebrows carefully, you ' d prefer the chocolate pud- ding. Even Hotson has been known to wince under a Graham scowl.) By that tiresome law of Compensation. as the temper retreated, the stomach ad- vanced, and now appears in a fair way to win the engagement. As is the waj of all flesh, it turned up when lim abandoned regular exercise ia la Arlington Evans), but it didn ' t come into prominence until aftei he took up golf. His stance, they say, was hindered by too much avoirdupois astern The remedy was not far to seek: a modest addition afore and his equilib- rium was restored and his golf improved. I ' . efficient campaigning— and also by being one of Wilmer ' s Boys- Jim has man- aged to make himself the Collegl ' - mi isl active sub-waiter. He has worked hard to develop in eai h regulai waitei .i -■ i I of reflex action which will make sub waiter and Graham synonomous. If the plan is completely successful, our class will contribute al leasl one new word to the sleep over to- get somebody ISy ; since the more ' grahamers ' ihite men. Haverford dialect of the ft Waiters . I : I ' d like to morrow; I wonder if I cai to ' graham ' for me. Waiter B: Hi, that ' s , depression there are around this place than He has done his best to make Haver- ford ' s relations with Bryn Mawr more friendly. Give Graham a dozen men like himself and before you could run from Barclay to Taylor, he ' d have one or the other of the institutions co-ed. When weather, studies, or finances permit no more, he squanders a nickle on a phone call Here is his signal triumph: he has de- veloped a dulcet monotone that has been the despair of the Third Entry Listen-to- the-Telephoner Club Sargent ' s failure at imitation proved that Graham ' s method re- quires cither a certain something or long practice, so, despite the menace of tin Whispering Baritone , the TEL3T Club has not found il ncccs-ar to disband If his char, e lei is distinguished by any one Iran, il : - In great bourg ois common- sense. Xo Jewish merchant i proached a bargain with more instinctive suspicion; no Quaker administrator ever refused a favor with more hard-hearted ell ightei ' tiMicss. Third Entrj Listen-to-the-Telephoner Club. Silly. = F LUTHER STEHLEY GREEN, IN 125 Derwen Road, Cvnwvd, Pa. Year born 1911 Entered from Episcopal Academy in 1929 Sophomore-Senior Dance Commit- tee; Senior Prom Committee; Glee Club ( 1, 2. 3, 4) ; Instrumental Club i 1, 2, 3); Cap and Bells Club (2, 3, 4) ; Engineering Club. Engineering Major. WITH his long, spindly legs, ex- pectant expression and curious cerebral features, Lou looks more like a praying mantis than anything we can call to mind. Now, although we do have some idea of what he looks like, it is extremely hard to say just what he is. Hopping about the campus, loafing in Sargent ' s room and driving madly over the roads around Philadelphia, are tin- only criteria by which we can judge this man ' s character. Sophomore year he used to visit Sar- gent in South Barclay and couldn ' t resist the temptation to try out his strength on Jack ' s broad frame. Jack would kid him alcing until his remark. Aw, Green, you ' re a pansy , would precipitate the argument to action. Chairs upset and lamps toppled over as the two myrmidons writhed about on the floor — Sargent on top. When they were finished, Green would say. Well, 1 guess this is my off-day. I bet if I could remember that tricky hold. I ' d have had you down in less than a minute. In writing a saga of I laverford college during these eventful years, the author should not fail to insert a cycle about tin- struggle between Green and Dugdale on the tennis court. Freshman year they both turned out for tennis, and then and there began a contentious strife for mutual mastery. The technique of the battle is unusual. Whoever heats the other in an impromptu match is temporarily king pin and earns a place as first man of the jay- vees or sixth man on the varsity, as the case may be. This fortunate individual (Green or Dugdale) then takes it upon himself tn avoid another game with his rival by any and all means, fair or foul. For instance, you may overhear such re- marks as these : I ' m sorry, Dug, but I sprained my hack trying to open a door , or Gee, Lou, I ' ve got a big day tomorrow and I ' ll have to rest up , or, still worse, Here comes Dugdale — tell him I ' m nut around. So it goes, and the struggle never seems to have reached any definite conclusion. Lou has two additional hobbies: break- ing every traffic law in the state, and telling exaggerated stories about his ad- ventures. According to him, he was once out on one of his speed-demon rides and was followed h a speed cup To tantalize the poor man, Lou slowed down to 39.5 m.p.h. and proceeded at that pace for several miles. this may serve to give some idea of what Green thinks is funny Still, it is valuable at times to be so much interested in oneself, and we predict that Lou will find little boredom in life as long as he has his own feats to talk about. w STEPHENS TUCKER GULBRANDSEN 11 ' ) I [unter Street, OODBURY, N. J. Year bom 1911 Entered from Woodbury High School in 1929 English Major. WHEN it comes to seriousness of purpose and unfeigned scholarly enthusiasm, Steve ' s name, like Abou Ben Adhem ' s, deserves to lead all the rest. As a model of the earnest stu- dent his stern, masterful face should be among those in our miniature portrait gal- lerj in the Union. When he is at his stud- ies, Steve resembles nothing so much as a IO20 Ford; whether it gels there or not, it certainly gives the impression of trying awfully hard. Coming from the flats of South Jersey, where people do not indulge in mental gym- nastics any more than is necessary, Gully found the work at Haverford at once fas- cinating and highly exacting. Rhinie year he tripped up on a few hurdles but the faculty decided to retain him as an object lesson for the carefree, dilletante lads who compose the majority of the student body. But through the indulgence of the fates, Steve lias enlarged from his crises, occa- sionally with the scars of battle but always with the l.in i ' Is of ictory. You may wonder why such an earnest individual has not been more successful in his work at college. The reason is sim- plj this : thai Steve ' s idea of the studious hi! does not coincide with that described in the college catalogue. If he could satisfy his own wishes, his great ambition in life would certainly be to read through a few shelves of French 1 ks in the Library. Bui he gets such great delight from mull- ing over the beautiful French vowels that his reading time is cut down to about four pages an hour. Besides, dully is never satisfied with a thesis unless he can spend at least a month polishing and repolishing ii It is thus plainlj evidenl thai Steve has had his troubles, not because he loved studying too little, but because he loved it too much. A system of living which stuck closely to the principle of all work and no play has made Gully prematurely old When he came to college he had the appearance and bearm or, and the four years in the seething bustle and turmoil of rhinie-infested Merion II. ill have failed to make him young again or to bring him a slightly less serious opinion of himself and others: Like a long freight train that climbs the lull ...it of West Philly, Steve will do a lol of puffing and panting, make innumerable stops, and slip occasionally on the grades, but he will finally get there. In this he has an advantage over his fellows. It is just such lal.. .iing certaintj that has aided him in tin- past and that will carry him over the lulu which we all have yet to climb. =BF IK i WAR I) BYR( IN HAC ;er 146 Merion An, . ' IlUf, N. VRBERTK , P A. Ye ■ar born 1910 Inte red fr om the Un iversil v Peon: ;ylvania in 1929 Baseball i 1, 2. .1 4); 11 (3, 4) ; Football (3,4); H (4); Middleweight Wrestling Champion (2); President, International Relations Club (4). ( rovernment Major. IMPERTURBED— that ' s what he is. and if a cannon ball should bounce off his head, it wouldn ' t bother him. He walks across the campus calmly and deliberately, as if he had four secret service men accom- panying him; and we would, too, if we knew we had pounds and pounds of bi- ceps and chest muscles wrapped up in our shirt. We have an idea that Tin Ear acts as ballast in the first entry. Certainly he can hold down anybody there, if lie of the fellows that the mighty atom has never been known to lose Ins temper. Although he started as a .lay student, he so, hi joined up with the present first Entry rough-necks; for what man, tough, in the rhinoceros sens,- of the word, could resist such fellow spirits as Hunsicker and Moos? And then, of course, there was the attrac- tion of staying up all night studying for exams, in a stuffy, smoky room. At any rate, he has teamed u p with the strongies throughout his career here, and we must say that he maintains among them the sub- stance of masculinity, which Johnnie Haines tends to dissipate. For all his perpetual phlegm and quiet- ness, those who have stun llaig mowing down the enemj on the football sward, or crouching over home plate daring the pitcher to pitch, or breaking some poor devil ' s neck with an arm lock on the wrest- ling mat, will maintain that this is no pon- tificial President of the International Re- lations Club, but a Hogan ' s Alley pug who has momentarily dropped his brick and club. Haverford College has taught the Haig to sublimate must of his gory tend- encies and raise them to the spiritual de- lights of Economics, Government, and History. Ami here we come to the surprising met- aphor of a gorilla under a horse ' s wing. That International Relations Club — long may sin- wave! — is one of the most fascin- ating campus anomalies. Its present func- tion, as far as we haw been able to judge, is to make culcher safe for he-men. The Horse spreads the aura of culcher , and the Haig, with his cohorts, makes it safe. We wish we could all work up as nice a berth under anybody ' s wing, as Tin Ear has for himself. It ' s an art. One of our innocent number met Tin Ear the other day and had a nice little talk with him. The innocent one said he didn ' t know that the first entry bred such nice fellers. That ought to damn Haig to rath- er enduring fame. Full many a gem of purest ray serene, you know, the dark unfathomed caves of ocean bear M 1 )HN GE )RGE HAINES P. ( ). Box 243, Malvern, Pa. Year born 1912 Entered from Pennington School in 1929 News (2, 3, 4); Glee Club (2). Physics -Major. V JT l I M, do you really want to see IV I Johnny Haines? If you do we ' re gonna have to go down to the Haverford tenderloin-Faust Entry. Bui there ' s no reason to be alarmed, ' cause those boys wouldn ' t hurt a flea ' less he made ' em mad. Down af heart, they ' re soft as :i bar- maid ' s kidney. We ' ll just poke in at Num- ber One Lloyd, madam, and p ' raps we ' ll find your Johnny. Don ' 1 mind the smoke, madam, you ' ll find your sight again in ' bout five minutes. Meantime, I ' ll just let you know what ' s goin ' on here. The boys is plavin ' poker, and the little toughie over in the cornei lii ' s a-dealin ' . The other boys is puffin ' away, aimin ' to get that smoke cloud down about their ankles. They ' re a mighty hard- lookin ' crew, and you ' ll think twice afore you ' d paste ' em one. Bui there ' s one of ' em who don ' t seem to belong. He ' s got Such nice, curly hail, and stich a sweet, in- nocent look on his baby face, and honest- to-God-cross-my-heart-and-hope-to-die a big, round dimple! Yes. madam, it ' s the Johnny Haines you ' re a-lookin ' for; and the Lord bless you and keep you, if you (.hi gel him away from this company and save his soul. loimin and liis friends of the First En- tr really would make a great cast for a nickelodeon serial; you just can ' t look at Johnny surrounded by his gang without thinking of the shorn lamb. It ' s even more pathetic when you remember that Johnny was once the playmate of Store) Bleuil and Horace Dugdale. But Johnny has thrown in his die with the more virulent group of the class, and if he comes out even, we shall lose our faith ill an innocent countenance. Johnny has a sure sense of the dramatic. We like to think that this quality is the one which ingratiated him with the swash- buckling crew of Old Lloyd. When be- came to college he hail a noisj green mini- ster in which he used to dash over the highways, windshield down and aviator ' s goggles ovei hi- ey - Then, to furnish forth a good climax, he turned in an aver- age well down in the ,V ' s for the first quarter of senior year. He was saved, however, in true swashbuckler fashion when he brought that decrepit mark up ii;io tin 8o ' s by midyears. You can see the boy has a good mind hut he is certainly not hold in displaying it. What does Johnny know? The chemistrj department replies- Nol much. His ii H nds suggesl ' Som thing .il tit radio. lohnnv himself insists; All aboul Rose Allen. =© HARRY I. ML ' IS HANSEN 10 Birch Road, YONKERS, N. Y. Year born 1911 Entered from McBurney School in 1929 Class Vice-President (1); Secre- tary (2); President (3); Senior I ' nun Committee; Football (1, 2, 3. 4). H (3, 4), Captain (4) ; Executive Athletic Committee (4) ; Liberal Club, Triangle. History Major. SWEDE, as he is known among the select, has two extra-curricular activ- ities winch arc not mentioned above hut arc erf paramount importance, at least to him. hirst, we have the visits to Rox- borough where a girl waits for him; if you care to know more, any of tin Fourth Entry machine can supply endless and very ornate details. In the second place there is Sleep, that next-to-last infirmity of noble mind. Harry is a Swedish variety of the king of beasts At one moment he is a lion rampant, and the next moment lie ' s a hi n in bed. On the gridiron, as captain of the last Geiges-coached football team, he was a fearful object to behold; hut curled in bed, ii an armchair, or on a couch, he has a mild and fuzzy disposi- tion ; then he sleeps and sleeps. It ' s a beastly comparison, we know, but Harry won ' t mind for he probablj will not stay awake long enough to read this far. Someone said that there is a course in abnormal psychology i veil by Douggie. It teaches awful things about perversion and such like. Hansen is probably the person mosl responsible for the notoriety of that course, since he drags the subject into his conversation with shameless frequency. He footnotes everything he comes across It ' s got him, hoys, it ' s got him. Let him catch you idly drawing in your notebook during a lecture, and you are in for it. After class he ' ll ask you to let him see it and he ' ll sagaciously expound the mean- ing of the scrawls you have executed. When Hansen and Freud have finished with you, is your face red? Well, anyway, this course may have some connection with the cryptic sayings which the Swede utters frequently. We have already compared Harry to a liciii furious and a lion mild; allow us one more animal simile. We should like to demonstrate what he has in common with the Airedale. He is a one-woman man in a day when such things are rare. How such a handsome, cave-man type as Hansen can confine his amorous efforts to only one sphere of attraction, has long been a difficult problem. The frequent trips to Roxborough, under some of the most unfavorable conditions, have been the delight and wonder of the men-about- town in Fourth Entry. Even Lentz has begun to think that perhaps there is some- thing good in womankind after all; and if the Major ever marries, the girl should be told that Hansen has been the cause of it. When someone asked the fourth entry- boys to make a prophecy for Hansen, the mouth-piece stepped forward and said very earnestly, We predict no world-beater hut a man who will get along wherever he goes and with whomever he finds himself. M WILLIAM LAWRENCE FRASER X EWARK, X . I . Entered from Newark Academ) in 1929 Cricket (3,4); Wrestling (2, 3, 4 | Engineering Club. Engineering Major. WHO is the columnist who gives thumb-nail sketches of celeb- rities? We ' ll like to get his opini i the following sketch of Bill tie Mar. ' Favorite Attitude : the I [ardman li er . Favorite Animal: the Hyena; Favorite Sport : cricket ; Favorite Class-occupation : asking dumb questions. For tlio L who know Bill, tins would be quite a sufficient description, hut we realize there may he some who will need a key, and our job will he to supply that. Con- cerning the last of these favorites, we could call to mind an) number of ex- amples. Imagine Dr. Grant just finishing a very dull dissertation on the Gospel oi St Luke Granl Now gentlemen, this i my own personal interpretation of tin passage. 1 don ' t want to force it upon you. hut I think you ' ll laid it a yen ti-.i-ild. one i there any qustions about it? Hardham (one Eoot slung over the arm of the chair, Ins In ad cocked at a precari- ous angle, a blissful ignoranl look on his face): Uh....did Jesus really say that? Grant: Say what? Hardham: What you said He said. Granl But i haven ' t been quoting Jesus at all. Hardham: Oh. .1 thought you were. We could write reams about Bill and cricket: describe him as the nattiest fielder iiii the XI, compliment him on the line- social standing he will get from associat- ing with Scattergood, Hodgkin, the Truexes, and Stoudt. The lamentable thing about it all is thai Pop Haddleton once thought he was going to make a trackman of B ' H. Pop certainlj was dis- appointed in those two room-mates, Hard- ham and Gage: the latter put on weight and so became useless, while the former put on the dog and became worst than useless — a cricket player. The favorite animal lias no connection with any course given around heir, unless it can be that Dr. Dunn took Hardham to the Zoo on a special observation trip. Just where 11:11 acquired that impossible heee! heel he 1 i-. unknown even to Gage, who suggests, however, that then maj he some correlation between the laugh and Bill ' s very English sense of humor. In other words, he can ' t laugh with the n must laugh last; ergo, he must laugh best The last item on the li t concerns the Hardham leer. It is Bill ' s most distin- guishing mark of individuality. Thi n is in it a lot of sophistication, a littli cynic- ism, some congeniality, a bit of superiority, and much collegiate fol-de-rol. In short, friends. Hardham has achieved in one slight twist of countenance what some have failed to achieve in loin cell, uiate activity. -u JOHN WHART( N HAZARD 6300 Ridgewood Avenue, Chev ( ii -i , Mn Year bora 1912 Entered from St. Albans School in 1929 Soccer (2, 3, 4) ; II (3, 4) ; Haver fordian (3, 4) ; Record (3, 4) ; ( In ei Leader (2) ; Corpi iration Scholar! hi] (4). Engineering Major. JOHNNY is the red-headed, sailorish looking lad whose main dutj at Hav- erford is to get the Third Entry t i meals on time. Hazard ' s thrice daily soup- song is, Come and get eat! We come, and sometimes wish that instead of doing the usual thing, we had got eat. There ' s a little lu.uk we ' d like to see pub- lished sometime in the next ten years, and it we might presume to make suggestions, we ' d have it called The Red-Headed Ro- mantic. For Johnny is a romantic, you know, and he ' d like to become a writer. Oh, there ' ll be hectic chapters about gay life in foreign ports, and chilling chapters about the morbid fear of the greenish sea, and perhaps we might even have some part given over to the author ' s life as spent at Haver ford. Besides being a very decent soccer player, Hazard is the only member of our class who boasts of having spent a night in jail. Of course he was only getting a little in- side information on the tragic condition of the starving unemployed of Philadel- phia. He thought it a sign of great cour- age and unwillingness to how before dis- tress that the poor wretches, even while starving to death, were -till defiant enough to drink themselves into jail. Incidentally, Johnnj got an entirely new slant on the richness of English slang by listening to the blasphemy exchanged by some Phil- lipino goo-goo ' - and an Iri-h -ailor. Really, John, we don ' t see what use this new vo- cabulary will ever be to you. Johnny is an ardent believer in all forms of banjos, mandolin-, and guitars. He loves to accompany himself thereon while he chants ballads, ditties, and limericks. One night alter a party at the Hotsons he was carried away by J. Leslie ' s unique manner of attacking a guitar. When he re- turned to his room after midnight, he found his roommate- in bed, 50 Johnny had to take his own little guitar out to the stairway. Picture the romantic red-head seated on the cold iron steps, trying to at- tain to his master ' - artistry! Shall we ever forget the time when Haz- ard called up a strange girl? The vulgar of third entry crowded about to encour- age and jeer him on. The double embar- rassment was too much for johnny and the -Irani brought out the primitive man. He began to cuss, and we to laugh — Lord knows what the girl did. but anyhow Johnny got the date. Perhaps she was curious to see a Haverford boj who could swear with all the vigor of a man. But really, it was most shocking— for a mo- ment we thought we were talking about the Engine Department. w JAMES ALLEN HEMPHILL 4(10 Lippincott Avenue, RlVKRTON, X. J. Year born 1912 Entered from Palmyra High School in 1929 Baseball (1, 2), II (2); Golf (3, 4 1. II (3, 4); Haverford News (3, 4 I ; Chemistry Club. Pre-Medical Major. AS spring drew on and the leaves be- gan to burst from their buds, the Record staff completed its work in personal write-ups which arc always the banc of record 1 ks. Well, Bachmann drove and imposed cm Ins poor workers nil the personal write-ups were all in, save one. That was the one of J. Allen Hemphill. So little was known that it was deemed to send a staff member out on a sleuthing expedition into the realms of Netherlloyd. Mir searcher discovered Hemp with nial double-decker chin which prompted the question as b what was bis weight. What was the sleuth ' s surprise when he learned that Hemp now tips the beam al 200 which contrasts in a startling wa with the 136 pounds that gave him such a sylph-like figure freshman year. In fact, so great has been the change in the personal appearance of Hemp sinci his yearling days that the other day when Top Haddleton saw him from behind hi calk ' I. I lli, hello, La Due, how arc you? I didn ' t know you were around. Perhaps this rise in weight accounts for Hemp ' s gradual retirement from the more violent competitive athletics We remem- ber him both as a class football man and as a varsity baseball man. While it is true thai n is hard to distinguish bi tween the respective honors of ' 33 class football and varsity baseball, yet it is significant of Hemp ' s views on the subject, that he gave up baseball and stuck to class football. However, let it be said in defense of tins gentleman, that he has played both varsity baseball and varsity golf al one and th same time, and is the only man in our class to win two Il ' s in thi spring sports. It developed that part of thi myster about Hemp can be attributed to a woman It seems that Hemp spends just about as much time at the house oi his fair one as be spends at college, and that further- more, between his going to see her and her coming to vis ' t the comer room in First, the time of Mr James Allen is just about taken up, l: Eore we conclude r lating thi se find- ings, it is imperative that we call atten- tion to 1 letup ' s lobster-i 1 d fai 1 and ti his perpetual grin. No matter what the occasion, and no matter what thi causi may appear to be, I [i mp ' s Eaci is red and his grin is there This accounts I ' m that embarrassed look that is so much in evidence aboul Hemp The closing bit of information thai we were able to dig up is that Hemp intends to go to I ' enn Medical S That is. if Havi 1 ford ' s Pn mi d depart- ment and Penn ' s entrance commute, both agn s PATRICK H ENRY !l iDGKIN Box 64, Wallingford, Pa. Year born 1911 Entered from Leighton Park School, Reading, England in 1930 Cricket (3, 4 i : Liberal Club. Philosophy Major. THERE ' S something different about Pat, and everybody is aware of it We can ' t be sure whether it ' s because he is a philosopher or onh because he ' s an Englishman. We feel it most in class, Eor after Douggie has made everything very clear, Pat interrupts and makes it really clear by adding: Ahfter all, down ' t you think one might say that. . . . The com- bination is too much for us ordinary Amer- icans. Those who wouldn ' t bow before a mere English accent won ' t begrudge Ik im- age to the man who undertakes to sum up one of Douggie ' s lectures in a few well- chosen epitaphs (yes, and alas, epitaphs) Pat has also a hue. .lie side to his nature, as those of us who have listened bewild- eredly to his recital of the charms of a life out under the trees will testify. He is not only a philosopher. We were startled one day in composition class at hearing the hoarse Hodgkin say, As a l ' aintah, I should like to object to Mr. Brown ' s metaphaw of the chisel and the brush. This seemed to be a new gag b) the old philosopher. Then we remembered .me spring day when Pat sat before his easel and did a very gaudy study of the Senior Entrance of Founder ' s Hall. Ik- had more flowers blooming and blowing about the historic portal than were ever dreamed of in the Quaker philosophy of horticulture. And we remember the ba- nana peels he throws on the door, and paints as they lie there. Philosopher and painter, he also lays claim to the title of poet. Endearing little ditties about endearing little professors are his specialty. Not that Pat is lacking in re- spect for the faculty any more than the rest of us; hut he can express his disrespect so much better than we can. Ahfter all, we do have our little foibles and follies — even the philosophers have them. If by calling I ' at philosopher, painter, and poet, we have conjured up a picture of a frail ami spiritual-looking aesthete, the photograph above will dispel part of this fake description, and the testimony of those who have played cricket with him will complete the disillusionment. They all say. He ' s built like a brick out-house ' ' , but, of course, that ' s a compliment. Perhaps the class should be cautious and disclaim Pat now. You see, he really be- longs to the class of 1934, but somehow he sneaked up on us, and is graduating with us. Yet who would be so foolish as to disclaim the rare combination of poet, painter, philosopher, and brick out-house 5 Pat may rest assured that no matter what niche m life he chooses to fill, the class of 1033 will he proud to own him. 15F CECIL A.YMAR IK WARD 860 Park Avenue i w York City Year born 1909 Engineering Ala WE present the class enigma, Cecil Howard. What is he like? Does he ever say anything? These are all questions asked In a somewhat puzzled student body. Almost the only time Cecil is seen is at mealtime or when lit- walks silently and mysteriously from Third En- try in the Engin Lab and back. So many have wondered about this mystery- shrouded figure that the Record herebj takes pride in scoring a grand scoop and revealing the true nature and charactei oi tied Howard Cecil is British and hails from Ireland. but outside ol this he is an ordinarj per- son like the rest of ns The only thing is that he conceals this under such a verj hell of retirement and withdi aw al But, however unbelievable it may be to th i mi iide world, he can enjoj a joke, and i- as well informed in a desultory con- versation on internal affairs as anyone. In i. ei Cecil is really a mine of informa- i n all -oil- oi political, social and economic questions, but because of In- habit of inner speaking unless there is si mi ■- 1 reason for it. feu p ople realize this But stop m the middle of a discussion on eu York [ .bin-, for example, and appeal to Cecil, who has seemingl} been paying no attention to the conversation, and be will set you straight in a moment. II us v. I. took I ..it 1 1 1 _ ' w ith him a sophomores must necessarily remembei In ■ clevei polic} Eoi g tting through a life- less subject. Here Howard used the sa- gacious tactics of the obi Roman Fabius, the Cunctator Bj this method be feinted attacks at the text and delayed response, and so won- down tin- fidgiting and im- patient Mr. Heller. In practice it worked this way. Heller asked, Will you translate next, please, Mi II... ' at d long pause foil,, wed while everyone focused on Cecil, sitting there un- movi d as a sphinx Then like distant thunder, out rumbled the rolling basso. I fmp, iimp . . . er . . . oop, pa mntzbi „ ip ity . er g I. li I I, , ward. Mr. Hunsicker will you go on . This usuallj mi nit b( ginning w here « , , d bad started, since ie knew where he had stopped But ( ' ceil got through Since Cecil entered Havcrford in our sophomore year, verj few members ol the class have had the chance to make bis ac- quaintance. But those who do know him. know what an e tremel likeable per- son he is and only regret that he has hid- den his true character undei such a hcavj armor of diffidence and retirement ■© FRANCIS GHEEN HUNSTCKER 162 E. 80th Street. New York City Year born 1911 Entered from DeWitt Clinton High School in 1929 Football ( 1. 2. 3, 4). H (3, 4) ; In- ternational Relations Club, Secretary- Treasurer (4). History Major. IT ' S not Ins fault exactly, but this culti- vated bruiser a1 once in ites us to puns. We ' d like to say that he is the author of Thus Balched Zarathustra, that his fav- orite Bib Lit hero is Belchazur, or that he may some day assume the nai Bern! Belchen and join Admiral Byrd. At any rate, if you stick around him for a biologi- cally sufficient time — say ten minutes— you ' ll get what we mean. You will also get scared to death He can— well, lets droii the subject; he sure can, though. A good subject for a term paper would be Duke Hunsicker. a Stud} of Oppo- lle- ' m sure you would find it fascin- ating work, gentlemen, because of the read- ing it would require. You would have to know vour Carr, Hager, and Moos thor- oughly, of course, and then it would lie ad- visabh to read around the subject a little, dipping into Abbe. White, Chadwick, and even Joe Miller. In that reading you would discover a most amazing character, gen- tlemen .u once a provincial hick and a playboy from the big city, a student (though you newer would guess it) and one of the hoys, an abortive genius and a Fool Well, he ' s there, gentlemen, if you ' d like him for your subject. You might think that only a one-letter man in cricket would see any divine spark in an H . Yet linker the Bold, Duker the toughie the pal of Carr and them guys when hi got bis letter in football and safely hitched it to a heavy black sweater, he practically slept with it. It has even been said that Hager found him one warm sprint; night in his room with his sweater on, drinking ice water to keep cool. Hunsicker is a Pal, and takes the job se- riously. For that reason he sometimes be- comes the goat of the first entry. But we doubt if anyone but a wily Moos or Carr could bring that about. For you can tell from the way he pounds along the side walk like a buffalo, and from the way he smokes cigarettes that he knows Life and intends to go on finding out about it. Then there is the anomalous Hunsicker laugh, which has none of the foregoing masculinity in it at all. Maybe that goes with the scholarly and even pedantic part of his character that is forever cropping up. For now and then he comes out and bowls you over with some recondite re- mark on Tristram Shandy which, with Cy- rano de Bergerac, is one of his favorite books. Bu1 | 1 old Dim Duker is one of the picturesque members in this class, and we like him for that. Iff CHARLES SHEARER JAO IBS 7333 Germantown Avenue, M i A.iry, Philadelphia, Pa. Year horn 1913 Entered from Germantown High School in 1929 Football (1,2, 3,4), H (4); Base- ball i 1. 1. 3, 4 i, numerals (3) ; I Wee Club (2, .1 4) ; Cap and Bells Club i I i : luici national Relations Chili German .Major. 1 (aiij old .lay). Get rid ol I .ill I allowaj I ' m sirk cif him. Let ' s have Eddie Duchin. [2 30 M, iuess 1 can ' t studj now that Doris Rohhins is e.,una sim... [2 1; V M. I know I can ' t work while I lal Kemp ' s on 1:00 A.M. Shut up! 1 want to hear Clyde McCoy ' s theme song. 1 30 l hj .1.. tin j have -mil neat music on the radio when I ' ve i ' 11. 1 study ' - 3:00 M. No more music. 1 Iuess I might as will go In bed and do mj French first period in the morn- ing. Bi no to get mr up for breakfast even if ya 11111-1 gel 1 ■ iugh ' I Sti ady breathing with oc- casional grunts (barelj audible In I hill ' s snorts I. 7 |i VI. 1 Sleepilj 1 - fust 1 an ' l make in. akfast ; wake mi up for 1 olid tion. S [o V M 1 lollection ? no Can ' t use it. 1 all me fin nine thii i class. 9:25 M. Can ' t go to .lass; haven ' t done the lesson. Wake me foi lunch. 12 30 P. M Suppi Boy, night P VI Sure, I ' ll go the Seville. .t ..I P M Yeh, I ' ll plaj bridgi till dinne tn .ii ( iut much coaxing). 1 might as will get up. mu n was neat last 7 en P. M. 7:05 P. M. ; ; 1 I ' l 8:15 P. M. 8 30 P M dough ■Sure. I ' ll gel .1 dale 1 1 irj 11 M.iu r 222, please. here ' ll e get a car ? ' I ' m callin ' [or Miss Brow n. ' Sorry, 1 don ' l have any i Iuess we will hafta spend the evening ridin ' around. 9:30 P.M. Nn ' t that a swell moon? to:co I M. No cops ' ll bother us. 1 1 :.; 1 ' . l Tin in.. 1. ir ' s ' .. ' .I i_ 111 M My ( .ml, 1 have a lol of work 1.1 .1. 1 Can ' t v aste a minute And s,, goes the dailj life ..1 Jakey, 1 our typical scholar. The Big-hearted. eas going ' Whale wins, with little dispute. th following championships: late hours, weird hours for slei p. heavj slee] knowl- . dgl hi lli. ire ,,mes and luxe ol llu |. pie ( Xeu Vork 1.. the uninformed) where hi always tried tn spend all his money. Like his feet, his appetite i- huge, hut has the saving grace of refusing p. come near Tuesdaj stew This clergyman ' s sun is nut the champion movi yii lding in thai to his roommate : but he ha tin blackesl blacy optic ever seen, having mi e and only once tried to cati li .1 p. .p foul with the lamp instead of the glovi To do justice p. this ' .el. w . an ' l 1 I -. v ill.. .111 p. aising hi ersi - ffort and aluable sen 1 es as a substitute on th 1 1 1. itbn.11 and basi ball squads for four iff FRANKLIN PIERCE J( )NES III 4112 Rosemont Avenue, I RE XEL 1 1 ill. Pa. Year born 1908 Entered from West Catholic High School m 1929 ill. numerals l 2). Major. Tl I E RE ' S a spy, an eavesdropper, an intelligencer in the class! We ' ve long been aware- of this deluding dilemma, but it was our fervent desire to shroud the extenuating circumstances in a translucent veil of the most clandestine secrecy. Now, with a truculent flourish of triumph we elevate this same filmy, silky, billowy veil and reveal — F. P. Jones, in neatly-pressed blue serge suit, well-shined black shoes. dark socks, white shirt, and carefully tied cravat. The smirking traitor stands forth with an audacious simper upon his lips, and boldly bids defiance to the hostile plebiscite. Said rabble I ( ' lass of ' 33) sends up a rau- cous ether-rending cacaphony, but the soli- tary figure remains calm, cool, callous and collected. He merely mutters in a mumb- ling monotone, Would that 1 had my aux- iliary auditory organ about my person in this rather embarrassing little interstice ' Perhaps then I should be enabled to dis- tinguish some paltry few of the vocables which this riffralhc ragamuffinry is banter- ing about. Now, who ' s to blame for all this? — F. P. himself, to be sure. Why do we think him a spy ' because he mixes so little in our common life, and when he occasionally does, he is so silent and obser ant. o one knows anything about him — except Mendelsohn. Why did we commit may- hem upon the English language? because Jonesy loves nothing better. The ordi- nary reader will undoubtedly think the style of the first paragraph heavy, obscure and perhaps even meaningless; but at least Jonesy will understand, ami even be com- plimented, for we admit that we have been consciously and slavishly imitating the more polished of his writings. Besides, it ' s a hell of a lot of fun writing this high- sounding nonsense: we realize now why loncsv gets such a kick out of his literary efforts. But we ' ve joshed F. I ' . more than is fair, so we ' ll close by wiving the testimony of Ins closest campus friend. Being a day- student and maintaining many interests among the more lively circle of Drexel Hill, besides being considerably older than Ins classmates, Frank has made but few intimate contacts at college. Some fellows have misconstrued his serious mien and demeanor and dislike for ostentation to be proof of a disinterested aloofness, but this is an error of judgment springing from insufficient knowledge. To those who know him he is a happy mixture of geniality and thought fulness, frank, keenly inter- ested in everything around him. not only as an observer, but as a participant. 15f= WINFIELD W iRCESI I R J iNES L03 S. Narberth Avenue, Narberth, Pa. Year burn 1910 ipal Academy 1 ' 12 ' i Track team (1), II (1) ; Interna- tiona] Relations Club. Mathematics Major. IN the fall of [929 a tall thin boy fil- tered Haverford College. In the spring of 1033 a tall thin young man gi aduated from 1 [averford lollegi I hal io be very brief, is the story of Winfield Worcester Jones, day student, for the pas! four yeai • - a rhinie, Woos found a verj con- genial group on the first floor of North and it was there that he spent In- idle hours. With the passing of sev- eral of our unfortunate classmate- 1 diadi of Tripp, Wells, Battey, and Mossman), Woos established his headquarters on the second floor of North, where the remnants of the old guard gathered. With the be- ginning ol junior year Woos transferred the seem oi Ins acth ities to 1 ,loyd, where he has been an active member of the First luii 5 1 lul. for the past two yeai s l the end of each year there was talk ol his becoming a resident at the dear old 1 ollege, but th beginning of each succeed- ing year found him faithfully travelling th path between Haverford and Narberth— yel as he became older, and From evil asso- ciations, lazier, he often found n easiei to sta at college on the nights befon I I lections. ( )ne of the things that Woos does besl is missing trains. Many times when the boys were getting up a hndee game thej would ask him to play but he would generally n fuse on the ground that he had to go home. While he was waiting till train time he would kibitz so intensely that shux I ' ve missed another train. became a set phrase with him. Freshman year Woos won a letter in track and we all expected that he would he a really great hurdler and high juniper before he graduated, but unfortunately he developed what has been a nemesis to so many track men. an athletic heart, and hi v .1 - E01 ci d ti 1 Fori go his ti a k 1 ai ei 1 When the time came to decide, 00s be! on history for his major, but either he- cause the Baron scared him, or that he really did think he could do better in math, he transferred to f( l ' s de] artmi n l w hen he has si, 11 red foi two years Woos is really one of the brighter members of the class and has been carrying ofl averages thai put most of In- friends to shame. 1 [1 1- cr silenl and unassuming, and For this reason he is not known very well h main of the students Bui 1 mi 1 1 iu get to know the man he reveals a g 1 naturi d disposition 1 fe si Idom loses his temper, even when First ' s helli .1; their WOrsI GP RAYNER WILFRED KELSEY 753 College Avenue, Haverford, Pa. Year horn 1910 Entered from Westtown School in 1929 Class Day Committee : Advertising Manager Eaverfordian, (3, 4); Rec- ord i I i ; The I (over Road (1) ; Engineering Club; International Rela- tions Club. Economics Major. EVERY Record has its men who are quiet and unassuming . Our class in particular stems to have a lot of this taciturn breed and Wilf certainly falls in well with the rest. Except for occa- sional outbursts of unbridled chatter he is verj quiet himself, although certain of Ins playthings aren ' t — but more about that later. Perhaps be thinks that be must maintain the dignity of a faculty family. He presents an imposing appearance all the time and never seems to get tired of it. lint we ' re sure Will never intends to be a teacher— that ' s just not his line and he makes no bones about evading the profes- sion. Uong with Gilbert and a very few others, Wilf maintains the well-dressed-man stan- dards on tin campus. No one ever remem- bers him en negligee No doubt the rhin- ies think that he is an outsider for he makes himself sc arce most of the time and when 1m does appear he looks strangely un- Haverfordian. But his exterior qualities are deluding for he is fundamental!) all that the administration would like the rest of ns to be. No one who has spent the greater part of bis boyhood at Westtown and is such an ardent supporter of bis prep school alma mater can fool us. Being solid ami a substantial, he is a friend in need ami a Friend indeed. But Kelsej is not the type that would make treaties with the Indians or hew log cabins out of the primeval forests of Pennsylvania. He belongs to the ninth or tenth generation of that pioneer tribe of William Penn who faced the hardships of a simple and self-sacrificial life back in the 17th century. Thus Wilf enjoys the social amenities of peace and plenty which are founded on the sturdy qualities u his fore- fathers. With all his smoothness and drawing- room appearance. Wilf still has the congeni- tal feeling that life is real and earnest. He hasn ' t spent bis time learning to labor and to wait, but be has shown himself — a go- getter advertising manager of the Haver fordian and also this publication. In ad- dition, be lias tried bis hand at selling Fords and has bad no little success in using his persuasive, high-pressure manner to convince prospective customers that this car ;- years ahead of anything else . But we know- of some w bo bought a Chevrolel after that. Mosi of Fred ' s other accomplishments are mere bear-say, but we do know that he had some very exciting adventures when he drove lit to the Olympics last summer. This brings up the subject of his car. It is really the only noisy part of the Kelsey ma ke-up. If you bear a low roar ap- proaching the rear of Lloyd, you may be sure that Wilf and bis gas-buggy are prov- ing once more that no one should hoard the gold of silence. w Y U RT HERBERT KERSL 2930 Newark Street, NW, VSHINGTON, I I. C. Year born 1911 Entered from Friends School Washington in 1029 Chairman, Football Dance Cm tee (4); Haverford News i 1. -I i ; Record (4); Glee Club (3 Chemistry C lul . hemistry -Major. AD fMPLETE biographj of Youari Herbert Kerslake maj be reduced Eoi brevity ' s sake to a trilogy of three familiar, in fact, verj familiar, es- says. The first of these is entitled The Names and Nicknames oj Youari Herbert Kerslake It begins with the calliphonic uthful of Yukah-yukah, derived, it is said, by certain inmates of Mrs Harcum ' s Female Seminary in an attempt to pro- nounce Mi Kerslake ' s initials, Y. II. K. The next two acquisitions were contributed li. el ' s Flowei Shop. We shall never forget reading Youart ' s first bill, from Hen- gel ' s. It read Y. H Kerslakker, i lily— -.; i o lna subsequent bill, for roses, the} addressed him as Mr. Kcrsliakc . Fmni these two nanus followed as naturally as the night the day, Kerslak , Shaker , and Slakker , the last for a long time being deemed rather appropriate. This opinion, however, was later revised when the Slakker received an A in Physics. The last nunc on the list is contributed h none other than Top Haddleton. To this very day, it is said, he addressed Youart as Kirkshaw. ! id little essaj is called Sleep, ' hi It may bi dh ided into two parts i ntitled respec tn ely, Sleeping in Bed and S I i i lasses For the first we need onh say that Youart is the holder of one of the most unique i ei i irds in 1 1 ill ge I te lias ae er at- tended a Sunday morning breakfast. s to sleeping in classes, the following little dramatic monologue is sell i plana ,- v ' l r Km slake, w ill you please translate? (Long pause in which l r Ki rslake with his hi ad li aning on oni hand, obviouslj i shadi hi eyes, seems io be studying the text. Dr. Kelly (Louder) : Mr. Kerslake. will you please translate:- (Short paus Dr Kelly (with a tender smile) : Mr. Hou ti m, v, ill you please n an- lati The last essay is entitled ove and its III finite Variety In matters o) the hearl Youari has evolved a must efficient system. He makes love to five girls throughout the year, in rotation And these we assure you arc not casual affairs. Youart was once In rd i remark that he had written a letter even day for six days to a certain girl and that he was going to stop writing In i 1 1 he didn ' t gi t a letter from hei pn tt But in spite of all, Youart is one of the best natured men in the class. When he cli ii v i ' i k In u orks hai d .m.} he u ill lead a sober and happv h Ee in potti i the completelj equipped little chemistry lab he hopes to have s,,, , 1SF BERNARD V SBURGH LENTZ 4700 Connecticut Avenue, Washington, D. C. Year horn 1012 Ente .•.1 from Shattucl Mi Academy in 1929 Class Vice-President (1); Presi- denl ili; Permanent Vice-President; Class Day Committee; Students Coun- cil i 1. 2, 3); Customs Committee (2, 3, 4), Chairman (4); Tennis Team (2, 3, 4), H (2, 3, 4) ; Captain (4) ; Haverford News (1, 2, 3, 4), Editor- in-Chief (4i ; Debating (1, 2, 3, 4) ; I hi Beta Kappa (3, 4); Founder ' s Club (3, 4); Beta Kim Sigma. History Major. IT ' S too had that people don ' t listen to A.mos ' ' n And} anj more, for if they remembered clearly the senior partner of the Fresh Air Taxicab Co., this business of characterizing Barnej would he much simpler. Perhaps the reader will remem- ber, however, that Andy is one of those When the averages For the first quarter of our rhinie year were distributed, we found that Barney was right there on top. Even Pickard, who had never slipped he- fore or since, was well outdistanced. For the remaining four ears of college our Bar- ney has continued to maintain a distinctly respectable standing scholastically and has expanded In. activities further afield. You see he went to a military prep school ami he learned there all the tactics and manoeuvers that a good soldier uses to .nit- wit the enemy, lie applied this knowledge to his manner of study and has since won many a brilliant victory through forced strategems. He i a firm believer in the trick of working like a trouper the first year and thereafter trooping like a worker. This past year his absentee ownership of the News has been his most successful way of appearing to be doing things. Barney has another method of success, lie swaggers around the campus with shoulders hack and chin up in true cadet fashion. Like a good soldier be is never daunted in the face of reverses. If a pro- fessor is questioning the class on a subject of which he knows little or nothing. Barney will assume such an air of calm confidence and sure knowledge that the learned gen- tleman will pass over him on general prin- ciples. You might think from the foregoing that Lent is very cold and distant with all his classmates, hut then he can descend to be- ing one of the hoys on very short notice. I ' .riii;.; .tlnns int.. the room or in some way introduce an informal and humorous topic of conversation, and Barney ' s face will light up with a broad grin and be will enter heartily into the spirit of the occasion. We don ' t like to indulge in unconditional prophesies so we will merely say : if Lentz can impress his clients as he has impressed the faculty and his classmates, he will cer- tainly become a successful lawyer and be a leader among men. w M HN WESLEY MASLAN 121 ' 68th Avenue, Oak Lane, Philadi lph] Year born 1912 Entered ( ,t Senior Prom Committee of Football i 4 i, Manager man Track (1) ; Record Bo; Instrumental Club (1) ; Band Stage Manager Cap and Bell Cap and Bells Club (3, 4) ; Chem Club. Chemistry Major. A 1 LL right, you guys, if you wan- na fight, go tn your own room . [low often have the walls of Number IO Lloyd rung with these words, and how often has Johnny been forced to repeat them! When there arc fellows like Fuge and Sarge and Rib loafing around. the price of peace is eternal vigilance and reprimand. When the boys across the hall want to have a little friendly tussel, they always come ever to see Johnny. It must be that the atmosphere of the room is more stimulating, for we hate to think that they do it merelj to annoy their neighbor. If you look at Johnny ' s picture you may be able to notice that he is very boyish in appearance. But a simple photograph only tells half the story. You should have been lure four years ago. for then you would have seen in his diminutive size and unwhiskered face the traditional charac- teristics of the nice boy who left home and mother to live with ruffian college boys. John has tried his best to live this down, and he lias really been quite successful ..i being a big he-man type, he still man- aged i direct the affair- of the Football team. Not being able to grow a beard in In- four years with us, he has resorted to wearing a derby. His youthful counten- ance is now surmounted, in fact, one can almost -ay dominated, by a rakish howler. To return to the subject of Johnny ' s room, we find him a very neat, almost es- thetic character. This room of his is one of the best-furnished hang-outs around college, ami it is perhaps the destructive tendency of his friends from across tin hall that makes them want to carry on their battles there. He has a good radio, too, which may add to the pleasure, for you know there ' s nothing like a little mu- sic while you tight. Yes, Johnny is orderly, and in a way he is very conscientious. We ' re not up On the averages he gets, although we know for -lire that he is not a grind, lie has one of those odd minds which is delighted by all the pouring and mixing and boiling done in the Chemistry Lab. There have been a great many whispered allusions about Stokes and his sister be- ing an explanation fur Johnny ' s many trips home. In general, we don ' t credit innuen- does in these eminently fair reviews of our classmates; but we can assure Johnny ' s girl that, if she really tries man will get a husband who will not drop cigar ashes on the floor. iff Ji MIX FREDERICK M MAH  N Cassatt Avenue, Berv vx, Pa. Year born 1911 Entered from Tredyffrin-Easttown High School in 1929 Haverford Handbook Editor (4) ; Secretary Chemistry Club (3); Cor- poration Scholarship (4). i rerman Major. A YEARNING for culture turned a M lU hum enthusiast (and they all are enthusiasts) to a German major and a corp scholar. We have here a modest person with a persistent surprised expression on his countenance; a lover of Nature and Nature ' s little birds, and Nar- cissus bulbs; one whose sturdj Presbyter- ianism has received many shocks — tobacco in two of its dreadful forms being typical You will hud him with his window shades pulled close, sitting vaguelj staring at a hook or on the wall, in a dirty haze of smoke. In the thickening smoke, Mac will sta up late at night to get sleepy and then spend the following afternoon fighting off the nap which, to him, would be a confession of weakness. An emphatic modestj follows Mac ' s every action. The one exception to tins turned up rhinie year when he and a con- federate bodly placed a victrola al one end of F(x) ' s hot air shaft, merelj to see that gentleman steam up the stairs and confis- cate it. But since then life has rolled on with deadly evenness. During junior year there were spry morning walks to the bird traps and satis- fied smiles of delight when a robin or spar- row had hopped inside to have a label at- tached to its foot. Off it would fly into the clear, exciting morning air and Mac would remain behind to follow the duller course of existence on terra ft) ma But he both delights and excells in this business of birds for he can local,- do,,. is of each species by page and number in his | k. and can iden- tify them by their calls, their customs and their ceremonies In the line of scholarship, Mac ' s ambi- tions are literary. Be would read all Shakespeare ' s plays, and read them aloud with all the proper inflections. Besides, he enjoys German lyric verse and here again we find him giving viva voce performances. It is not all appreciation that he seeks, however, for Mac enjoys the pedantic side of literature. He reads all his German in the original; and one day he will proba- bly become encyclopedic on the lives and ' inic- of the poets. When it came to learning to dance and sporting with women, Mac had to con- sider the danger to his scholarship, and he remained aloof His capabilities for doing good or evil are latent, but he has .i permanence, a solidity about him which have made some of us feel that he is an inseparable part of us. Sh MAURICE M 1NTG1  M I ■: MENDELS MIX [07 inlul. .11 Avenue, New York City Year born 1912 nt ered fri mi ( r irge School in 1929 H F averford News (1); Baseb ' hilosophy Major. all ( 1). IF anyone has changed since he came to this college, Monti ' has. Much water has flowed under the psychic bridge in the Mendelssohn Inner Being, and vistas of vice as well as Romance Triumphant have posited themselves in his external world. ' Phis all helps to show you the technical nomenclature of a philosopher. Monte is a serious boj and is impressed, as few people in this class are, with the poverty of his own knowledge, and the brevitj of man ' s life span into which the learning process must be crowded. And so he lock-- himself in his room, hour upon hour, drilling away at a philosophj book. culling just as much insighl into existence as he can before it is time to wait on tables. Then the door lock snaps open and out he comes, wailing a Mongolian love chant of his own manufacture. Monte shows a peculiar contrast in his reading and writing. Printed works balk and refusi to be read at anj gi eati i s eed than thirty-five pages an hour, even if it i- a Waverlj novel. But when it comes to composing, his friends can sweat and squirm ovei their gasping brain children. while Vlonte tears off sheet after -heel on his typewriter. It ' s discouraging beyond him come into Morley ' s Eavor in the fam- .u- Shakc-pcarc cla-- where he was on the Editorial Board of the Sophomore Life o) Shakespeare. It is a little unusual for a Founders l id ' .jioii to In mu-cularl cultivated. Yet Monti ' s well controlled biceps and whatnots make it an easj Job for hull to -land on hi- hands on one of the Barclaj Hall chimneys And in the initial gym test-, the instructors got tired of counting the limes lie chinned himself. The last links of frivolity in Maurice ' s College life were pretty well broken at the beginning of this year when he sold his car. and later got a motorcycle, so that he might carry on hi- new- reporting work with more single-mindedness For the ven- erable Moon, one of the bravest things the campus has -ecu since Maine. ' cloak, used to transport mam a thirslj Haverfordiari i- i i mshie. There are two fait photographs on Monte ' - chiffonier, and they niiirht jusl as well be alive, For they make good sized speeches in the mail nearlj everj day. nd that ' s a good reason foi anybody ' s being a bard worker. iff EDWARD AIM H.I ' II M K S 205 Township Line, Jenkintown, Pa. Year born 1912 Entered from George School in 1929 Class Day Committee; Football (3, 4),H (3, 4); Wrestling (3,4); Light Heavyweight Wrestling Champion (2); Heavyweight Wrestling Cham pion (3) ; Haverford News i 2. 3, 4) ; Golf Manager (4); International Re- lations Club, President (2, 3). Economics Major. OF course it would be hard to equal Mansell of two years ago, bu1 Edw. A. Moos is a wise wag. lie has made a line art of giving embarrassing nick-names to all his pious friends. Tinear, Rube, Dim Duker, Wild Tiger, the Red Menace, Weasel, Hayseed, Floppin Phil, and Dismal are only a few of them, and the tragedy is that they stick. It follows. Q. E. D. that Ed Moos sees the funda- mental nature of people quickly and puts them into a category from which they can never hope to escape. Nobody can be a poseur with Edward around and expect to gel away with it, provided some of the above constellations of stars are around to help laugh. As a matter of fact it is not at all an exaggeration to say that Mr. Moos is about the most penetrating judge and analyst of personality in this would- be graduating class. Ed ' s scholastic career reads like a wild- west, narrow-escape, dime novel. Like cer- tain mythical cow-boy heroes, lie works himself into almost impossible situations and then, by no less than a miracle, gets the B ' s on his exams necessary to pass and so remains with the boys another ses- sion. At Mid-years and Finals there is panic in the House of Moos. But dear .1 Ed, like the Ri ill al f s be His athletic record is distinctly enviable. Pelouze and Lentz can recall the days when he was a little boy, wise-cracking and then cringing. And we can remember, back on that fantastic cohort known as Pop ' s Squad, how Edward used to stray around abjectly, scratching his midriff and saying, Yes, Popper. Maybe it was a few of those mas- tiff growls from Geiges, who was prob- ably sick of seeing this toughy with his half-mile bullet passes go to waste that he converted Edward into a backfield fury. We should add that besides being able to Give It, he can Take It, for Junior year he beat out Barrett for the heavyweighl w restling championship, and it was not till after his big opponent was licked that Ed- ward began to look as if rigor mortis was si lllllL ' 111 We mustn ' t forget to mention the Famous But Unfortunate Coincidence Of The Year 193 1. One October morning, Ed- ward got permission from the Dean to at- tend his grandmother ' s funeral, although this necessitated his cutting several classes. Well, the A ' s won, 4-2, but right nexl In Ed at this funeral sat Dean H. T. B. It was a swell game, but Ye Gods! ! — 33,000-1 odds in his favor and he lost! m LRY PIERCE PEL( UZE I laddonfield Manor, King ' s Highway, West, II !il i • FIELD, X. J. Year born 1910 Entei ,m Haver in 1929 Class Treasurer (3) ; I Vr Class Secretarj ; Soccer (1, 3, (4) ; Cap and Bells Club (3, 4 Manager (4) ; ( Cooperative Committee; Triangle. Economics Maji tr. LADIES and gentlemen, we give you Pierce Pelouze, appropriately nick- named the Weasel . He is short, snappy and sophisticated but, like every weasel, it is hard to get to grips either with him or with his character. As a mat- ter of fact, he seldom commits himself on anj subject. While his friends are laying hare their souls, their loves and theii hates, while they spend their time in futile argu- ments, Pierce remains silent and serene, above the pettj quarrels and youthful prob- lems f Ins U s experienced contemporai les. He has the sometimes annoying ability to end any heated discussion in an effective though inconclusive way. lie will hark out a half dozen penetrating, well-chosen words which have the effect of making the ar- l;ikts and the argument seem equally ab- surd. 11 tin- is done in good fun, however, foi Pierce never con-, iouslj tries to make an ass ,,| anyone. Indeed, it is simply the fact that he refuses to take himself or anyone else seriouslj that makes him treat Ins friends ' soul-Stirrings thus He is by no means modest or retiring; he simply knows what subjects to ignore There is no lack of copious, sparkling tion when Pierce is around, hut you can he sure that he will not subject his inner life to public inspection The reader can readily guess that the Weasel is not overstudious. His mind is not built along such lines; it demands prac- tical problems and it solves them ven shrewdly, His chief activity latch has been the management of the Cap and Hells. Things usually run smoothly, hut ii they don ' t H. Pierce will have something to say. Should the Bryn Mawr enls be oc i ,i ionallj inefficient in handling their part of the joint play production, Pelouze steps into the breach with a sound verbal lac- ing which brings everyone to his toes, and which must be quite penetrating and pointed if the versions he gives are accur- ln his social contacts Pierce is widelj ex- ■ i ienced list of men w ho have n « ' in. d with Lentz, Gasl learned am I hi ' intimacj - Moos, Stanton. I lain I, -1 I Lin mi 1 1 In ha n ' t iboul human nature from such varied and colorful individuals, he never will lie has made many friends among the women, hul we cannot tell just what he thinks of them. One of them stole a kiss from him after a basketball game in the gym, which inci- dent convinces us that he must really he irresistible to the feminine hearl ■m HUGH BROWN PICKARD 128 Keyes Avenue, Watertown, X. Y. Year born 191 1 Entered from Watertown High School in 1929 Class Secretary (3) ; Phi B Kappa i 3, 4 | ; Corporation Schol ship i 1. 2, 3, 4) ; Chemistry CI President (4). Chemistry Major. SELF-RESPECT an. I dignity, these are the two words which describe I ' ick- ard ' s most apparent qualities. He is a Republican with all the conservative pros- perity which formerly distinguished that party You can recognize the man from Ins picture: honest, conscientious, serious- minded, steady church-goer, and good citi- zen. Nor has Pickard allowed these quali- ties to lie unused, for he is a habitual corp scholar, and along with Byerly gives one of the few indications of a future man of learning which this class can acknowledge Before we pass on to other matters, we would like to emphasize the quiet dignity which is so prominent in his character. It has enabled him to room Ins freshman year — and get away with it with that so- cial satelite and baseball player, George Rice, and has also enabled him to be a good friend to phlegmatic Dawber. There is only one mark against his great stability ot character that has come to light, and it is that during sophomore year he went to the movies right before Petie ' s Latin 2 exam. But it should be offered as an ex- tenuating circumstance that the exam had been announced as sight and s, , there was not much one could do in the way of prep- aration. We must be sure to make some mention of the scientist who lurks beneath all this sane and sober stronghold of righteousness. Yes, Hugh is a science major, and science pervades his life; it colors his every ac- tion, it even makes itself felt in his rela- tion with his friends. If he comes to visit you some evening, science has determined that a limited amount of time taken from application to books will not interfer with an A average, and, likewise, science has fixed on the hour of arrival and hour of departure even before the visit takes place. So when the appointed minute of depart- ure arrives, science announces that Hugh ' s hour has come, and Hugh obeys it without protest or delay. The pleas of his friends are unavailing. Thus Ins visits have the uncapricious order of the tides of the sea. Altogether, we would say that Pickard ought to suit the Quakers exceeding well- in spite of the fact that he does not like Kuf ' s Ethics course— and if he should only take to wearing red ties instead of giving his unconservative Christmas gifts to Daw- ber, he would even more completely de- light the Uncle. Yes, if he had just that extra bit of fire and dash which the Quak- ers find so irresistible, the Corporation would be inclined to say: This is the kind of man we want to produce. u GE( IRGE RICE 30 Cherry Street. DOI GLASTON, I.. I.. X. Y. ear born L910 Academy in 1929 Class Treasurer (2); Sophomi Senior Dance Committee; Basket Dance Committee (2) ; Baseball 2, 3, 4), 11 (2, 3, 4), Captain i I I in mics Major. WHEN the rowdy rhinies of the class i a ill.?.; Eound themselves in North Barclay in the fall of nun, thej noticed that one of their number was a lad of more serious appearance than seemed fitting. He didn ' t have that care- free and happy look which is supposed to characterize the first-year nun of most col- legiate institutions. In fact, lie won con- 1 mini 1 an earnest, preoccupied expression that made him seem like a man of the world. From what we have learned of George since those days, we know that the first im- pression was false. Perhaps lie himself was fooled into thinking that a life of stud) was a hard one. We could hardly blame him, Eo ' i he roomed with Pickard. Any- one who watched this gentleman going slowly and steadily about his work could not help hut feel the need of leaning over the grind-stone. u l yel the illusion must Have helped i gi . Eoi il enabled him to strike a balance between the noise in the resl of the hall and the quiet atmosphere of his own loom In iln- waj be became quickly adjusted to the demands imposed upon freshmen and was able to risi abovi the petty classroom tasks s wi said before. ( leorgi didn ' t have us fooled for ei j I. mg I [( en]! . ed childish pranks just like the n st of us, although he had ' ' I to hide bis love for them. Dur- ing sophomore year be roomed in Lloyd and there imbibed (we mean nothing by that) the spirit of the upper classmen In those days it was a real experience for a sophomore to live in tin- din- oi senior- and juniors; but now— O tempora, eti This contact with bis elders taught rg two things; it showed bun how the college man did his work and it showed him how to spend the idle hours lie was an able student in both courses. To make the way of a scholar more smooth and inspiring, he majored in economics; and, to while away the time between lectures on modern in- dustrial problems, he bought a car. During junior year, Georgi c ali I with Phil Trenbath began, an. I it lias lasted successfully ever since The rooms in Fourth Entry and Seventh have seen man) a game of bridge, supplemented bj .1 few hours of studious concentration. nd yet he did do some things which he nil were worthy of him. The baseball diamond has seen him hopping about for the last four years and climaxing his athletii lead in. m on the team. Besides he doesn ' t miss any dances unless it ' s absolutely nec- .•--.11 . Eoi 1 . orge nevei did believe in tin ' all-work-and-no-play theory of life  ne of his loud war-whoops ,,1 |., ha- always presaged some recreational expedition in the old Ford, and In- friends gladly hasten to join him. - WILLIAM HENRY RUSSELL, JR. IS Mattison Avenue, Ambler, Pa. Year horn 1911 Entered from William Penn Charter School in 1929 Class I ' resident (3) ; Class Treas- urer (4); Chairman, Class I a Com- mittee ; Track (1, 4). History Mam,-. RIB adopted the moving-goal theory of life even before he came under the Rule ' s influence Freshman year he was intent on becoming a scholar, Soph- omore year his greatest ambition was to make himself a master of female psychol- ogy, Junior year he wanted nothing more than to be chosen Jayvee goalie, and Sen- ior year he expended his energies trying to pass Italian A. Not limiting himself, how- ever, during our second year he started a glowing business career by selling class mugs He became attached to his trade, converted his roommate, and both of them pushed on to greater heights until this last year they had a wonderful collection of mugs in third entry, including Sargent. By fair means or foul he prevails in any argument ; in the famous in re Daub ease we find him reaching his peak along this line. For months thereafter he was forced to carry a certain device which, when put to the mouth, and operated emitted a raucous and derisive note: this instrument Bill used insinuatingly at the great four-ring political circus put on by Snyder and Steere, Herndon and Kelsey, Inc. We hate to accuse Bill of leading a double life, but his roommates bear witness that many times he has left college mi 1 -rida with a sizeable bank-roll, and re- turned Monday or Tuesday with nothing but dreams and memories. But Bill has not always been so fortunate with the ladies; for instance, there was the girl who couldn ' t come t o a dance because she had ringworm, had had it for two months and intended to have it two months li mg i . and then still another girl who couldn ' t ac- cept Bill ' s invitation to the dance because she expected to have her thumb cut off — just to mention a few of the more startling refusals. Be it virtue or vice the Russ-Russ can talk pseudo-authoritatively on any subject from the inner light ' ' to developing a winning football team. He can convince anyone of anything (Truex and the Fuge are pretty skeptical), but he has wisely never attempted to shake Singer ' s belief in Fundamentalism. This talent for talk has been a factor of his success in that pleasant little sport. Rooking the Rhinies . Rib prides himself on his ability to peer far into the snuls of the people about him. He would smile indulgently at this feeble attempt, and even we are conscious of bav- in;; scratched only the thinnest surface of those hidden resources of intellect and emotion which are Russell. But forgive us, Bill, even your best friends don ' t know I ' I R( IMA NE S K 4X15 Tri Philadei lity Place, . Pa, mittee; Chairman, Freshman I ance Committee : Trai k (1, 2 II (2, 3, 4 i ; Record Board Business Managei (4); Haver (3, 4), I Susiness l anager t I Club I 1. 2, 3, h. Cap and Bel i 3, 4 1, Assistant Secretaf) President Engineering Club; ( ation Scholarship (2, 3) ; Fo Club (3,4). I ngineering Major, ( om funioi . 3 I i, (3, 4), fordian ; Glei Is Club (4): Ts her old man a ' g 1 apple ' and J_ what kind of a ' boaf does she drive? Above all, however, the old man must be a good apple Probably rack f, e is thai it he musl partaki ol the For- bidden fruit it had bett i be g I Just liki tin girl who said slu did not intend to ' 4 to hell in .i wheelbarrow. ( in ilu ..ili. r hand, Jack has i son to be so particular as to demand that she have a good boat and that the old man bi a •- d appli I ool .it his pic- tun Y .ii n in.u k at Ins handsomeness ? . it in . ill., you would, for he .. handsomi ad ovei his list ol activities. What ! corporation scholar and a 1 1 ... I man with a varsity 11 to hi .I nd then, he ' s the manager oi so manj things S i . indi i d, Jack is the man i if busim ss, thi spot I man about town and thi all at the same time. I le rivals i I his abilitj to be around when cash jobs art In mil; hand. .1 out . hi maki - Pick tin n the emerj wheel a little more in order to ki , p In- si hi ilastii Ii adei ship ; he is a |i adi i ami mg tl i athli ti s ; and 1.. calls forth the envy of Dugdale when it comes to l.a ing liis i ' b,.n e of the ladii s . have alreadj indicated that Sarge ' s accomplishments have been sul make him a serious contendet tot all sorts of honors, but we wish to reveal al this point that only vulnerable spot in Ins char acter, a defect which u ill i nabli us oi - dinarj mortals to plaj tin pat t of I a id and bring down this imposing I, ..hath et is Jai k ' s dignity 1 ' ■■ tampering with it. for if you do you will puncture all Ins calmness and good nature like a toy balloon Sargi liki s lo josl ih, boys now and then bul like Graham, the boy In- partirul.ii l loves to ride, he cannot take any Eooling in return. If you want a rare treat, get him to josh Graham and via versa, and then try to guess who v. ill get mad first Lasl eat it was Jack ' s comments on Graham ' s rosy cheeks which started it ; and the bone of contention was di elopi .1 still ( iraham ' s illusions to Sat g ' s Vrrow Col lar pi rfectii m. Jack ' s plans for the future are such thai I state ' s an even chant i ing him again nest Mar; we wish them both well i In si cud thought, we bad hi It. i ...iitine our felicitations to tin Col lege, for lack has shown admirable capacity for throw ing th colli gi exchequer for a when you can do that you are pretty wel 15 igr- HENRY WISMER SCARBOROUGH, JR. 6412 Germantown Avenue, Philadelphia, Pa. Year born 1910 ered from Germantown Frie School in 1929 Class Secretary urer (3) ; Junior Baseball (1, 2). Soccer (1, 2, 3, 41 (1); Class Treas- Prom Committee; numerals (1, 2) ; , H (3,4); Basket- ball (1, 3, 4), H (3. 4). Captain (4) ; Executive Athletic Committee (4) ; Cooperative Store Committee (2. 3, 4), Chairman (4); Triangle. History Major. 1 HRISTM S is coming; the geese I are getting fat. There ar happj - days ahead for Stubby; that ' s just the way he likes them, fat, plump and fool- ish Many a friend of Ins has gladly turned his hack to the wall when Scarborough is on the war-path. An innocent, unsuspect- ing bystander may any minute be sent lurching and sprawling if our friend is in a playful mood. Henry ' s geese do not lay golden eggs; but they all cackle loudly. The policemen around Philadelphia don ' t Mini to appreciate some of Stubby ' s bet- ter qualities. They don ' t know that he knows the law in matters of driving; they don ' t understand that he is a harmless snake when he writhes about on a traffic-crowded street; ami. worst of all. they don ' t real- ize the thrill of driving those cork-screw speedsters. lint Scarborough has argued himself out of many a tight conflict with the law. He has an eternal desire to cross a street when the light is yellow — just to beat the other fellow, you know Although this seldom appeals to the officer, it does manage to provide a thrill for the boys who are in the car. And we all trust Henry when it comes to driving, for he is an au- thority not only on the operation but also on the mechanics of his La Salle. But just because he will talk to you freely about cars, don ' t think that he is verbose on more intimate topics. Hansen is always asking Stubby whether he can get his buggy for a double-date, hut he is greeted with the patent falsehood : No, couldn ' t possibly; don ' t know any women. Vet the car and the date manage to turn up, after much vague conjecture and re- fusal, and everyone will lie happy. From the fore-going it is clear that our Stubby is a man who refuses to he outdone In anything This spirit carries him along successfully in his studies, though he seems to have little other incentive to he a scholar. He can wait until the last minute to do his work and then, with the help of his ca- pacity for endurance, he will maintain equality with others who have made much more sustained efforts Henry has appeared in the public eye chiefly through his athletic ability. An un- forgettable personality and a fast-moving mind has always marked him as a leader m the held. Our class was greatly de- lighted by his earnest playing on the class football team, but we will never forget his captaincy of basketball. Stubby is a man who rise- like a cork in water; an enthusi- astic and competitive spirit. 1S= ALFRED GARRETT SCATTER! K IOD, VlLLANOVA, Va. Year born 1911 Entered from Haverford School ii 1929 Engineering Major. IF you knew anything about the contem- porary aspects of this good old college, you would not believe that there could be a hermit in fourth entry. But, although you have never heard of or seen this in- dividual, we have him right here for pub- lit inspection— Alf, tin- Phantom of Fourth. It is perhaps a little far-fetched to describe him as an inhabitant of this dormitory, for ]f has always considered his room at col- li 1:1 a- a place to change his clothes and sometimes to sleep when returning from a dance too late to go home. During the day, loo, he sleeps away the long, dreary hours between classes. At such tunes he is usually too tired to penetrate as far as the bedroom, so he flops, instead, face down on the window seat or davenport, anil iu a good imitation of a corpse ready for in- terment. Alf whimsically calls this nose- dive slumber Putting the nose to the grind-stone . He occasionally emerges from a stupor to break into the conversa- tion with a highly radical thought, calcu- lated to arouse the indignation of his s,,U r- minded cousin. Hank. In this he usually succeeds. Vside from interclass football (in which In was A rampart in 1933 ' s famous stone- wall line) ami Erequenl battles with Han- sen, Lentz, Scarborough ami other cham- pions , All ' s chief recreation consists in rapid motion by automobile or motorcycle. In the business of operating motor ve- hicles, All ' s only rival is Scarborough, who has even been known to turn pale when Ins demon friend is at the wheel Some of the more bold and valorous boys will agree to rule with him in a car. but we don ' t know of anyone who has been willing to risk life and limb on Alt ' s motorcycle, for it ' s exciting enough to merelj see him plunge about in the traffic on Lancaster pike. In his snaky-looking Stutz, Alf is rapidly becoming a terror to all pedestrians. Yet like most raci drivers he is somewhat fatalistic. Last year a friend of his, who is also a motorcycle demon, cracked up. Alf remarked, Well, 1 guess I ' ll he next. And so, a few months ago he was thrown from his cycle by a car, and broke his an- kle and a few ribs. One of the hardest tasks of college life which Alf has had to face is tin matter of distinguishing between the classroom and the bedroom. a hack in rhinie year he was offered a bed in Chase hall by a sym- pathetic young member of tin French de- partment. It is really a marvel i: fully he can doze off under the most unfa- vorable conditions, and when Mr. Scatter- good is asked a question, Alt invariably assumes that cousin Henrj is being called on and discreetlj await- tin- Litter ' s ever- ready answer. Even here Alt ' and I lank balance each other. ■BP HENRY SCATTERGOOD Awbury Germaxtown, Pa. Year born 1911 entered from Germantown Friends School in 1929 Class President I 1 ). Chairman ommencement Day Committee; Stu- mts Council (3, 4), Secretary-! leas- er (3) ; President (4) ; J. V. Soccer eam (2, 3, 4), numerals (3, 4) Ba ;tball (2. 3, 4 i. 11 (3, 4) : Cricket 1, 2, 3, 4), H (3, 4), Captain (4); averford Hand Book i 1); Record ward (4) ; Corporation Scholarship 1. 3); Founder ' s Club (3, 4). ( ierman Mail n . U l iERGR VDUATES at Haverford arc known formallj as the Stu- dents ' Association, Most of them are not usually aware of this high-sounding affiliation, hut regard themselves merel) as those who do, and tho c who have never tried to, get it MeniN ranks high among the latter hut he is jusl broad enough to have influence with both groups. This will- ingness to compromise got him the presi- dency of the Association and so made him the ideal man to he in official contact with tin Powers of Rohi ris Bunky has a form of hilarious humor Ih it i ; contagious ; in fact, Bachmann swears that he learned punning from him — not that Bachmann is exonerated on that account. He can make you see the joke before he .yets to the point, sim pl} because he saw it first and is just overcome. But his is not entire!) an intellectual wil Eot he enjoys stooping to farce on certain oc- c; ion, ll he is present at a bull session it usually ends with much strenuous physical tumb ' in j and cavi n ting I lank 1. 1 es to dis play his master) ' hy hipping into an inno- cent bystander and sending him staggering over the furniture Hansen and Scarbor ough have been known to overcome him be- cause of their lower center of gravity, hut USUalhj such inferior men as Truex and Craig become quickly outclassed and fall victims to Hank ' s superior powers. The social column of the Morning Led- ger once stated that the name Scatterg 1 originally implied liberal spender . But how the meaning of words has changed! ' the family is also known for the substan- tial qualities of its children and, in this sense, Bunky is a real Scattcre I lie has recen ed awards in three sports and has held a corporation scholarship for two .ars But although he has everj reason io believe that he is verj capable, he always likes to tell others that ' he is decided!} in- ferior in everything he does Perhaps he really does believe it and so works harder to bring himself out on top. lleiir has a great measure of determina- tion and definite idealism which, coupled with a none too lively imagination, gives him little suspicion that things are other than he sees them. It must he this spirit of determination that makes such a good im- pression on the professors who like to see their courses taken seriously. In his attire I lenr) follows the tradition of Potts rather than that of Ahernethx and Katz, We still remember him tramping around the campus during Sophomore yeai in blue cotton shirts and corduroy pants But Hank now wears a coat and tie regu- larly in order to stand out, as presidenl of the Students ' Association, from the common herd is- CHARLES GREGG SING 4661 Leiper Street, I ' imi di inn , Pa. Year born 1910 Entered from Frankford 1 School in 1929 Circulation Manager, I lave i 1. 2, 3, 4); English Club i ( lassical ( !lub ; Presidenl Evai League (3, 4). History Major. fordian L. 2): MISSIONARY endeavor, like charity, believes Charley, should begin at home- or right on the college cam- pus nd after two wars of righteous in- dignation at the irreligion of both While Men and Quakers, he stepped into the In eai I ' and organized and captained the l ' angelical 1. ramie Ii should be remarked Eoi Charlej himself, the I la.« oi 1933 has 1m en conspicuous for its ab- sence from the League. Our Charley lias li now given us up .1- lost souls and con- fined in endeavor to the more plastic and ingenuous members of the lower classes. in In- hi .n 1 that he lias been onvert several of his 1 la miali In. 111 monotheistic materialism to a belief ill the Verbal Inspiration of the P.iblc and ihi l ;aic Vuthorship of the Pentateuch. Bui all has not been in ■ ain ; then 1 .1 cozy table of Fundamentalist in the dining 1 Olivei Ci onra ell presides. For 1 liner Cromwell he is, hoi ot ' .l of ■ hi. . nth 1 1 1 1 1 ii 1 j I le has m il 1 mlj the Faith that maki - mi n stagger, and the smile of charitj that glows from pole to pole, but the vet itabli I ear lod and Keep your Powder Dry thai made il tough for the n.i-i .1 alii 1 Bui now thai there are no more Cavaliers to kill, Charley spends 1 1 i — 1 In istian zeal pla) ing the i .1 School, and selling Bibles during the sum- mer. Il has always seemed paradoxical to us thai for three years 1 hai l 1 ha bei n distribution manager of the Haverfordian which resembles the Bible only in that it is almosl never nad on this God-forsaken campus. But we niii t say that then- is a store of . 1 hi., nih century blood and thunder left over in the boy. And he takes it out in purer sports than stake-burning bj pieing beds, throwing water about the halls, light- ing in. ' 1 ackers, and building bonfires 1 ' kailex Heine, that in the playful destine tion of mini. lane pi i ipei ty there i 1 . 1 ..1 oiling the pristine v., bite radian • ' of his soul. lie plays the piano in 1 ollei lion w ilh ■0 many variations that even Uncle Billy hai.lh knows when to starl singing Holy, holy, holj I )i tcovet ies in science for the hundred years he thinks are so much nonsense Not even Posl could shake 1! . ingrained faith of this pill u Church, and we blush to sa that even all these biles in the hack . I writing will never phase him in He will pray foi our souls, but he will keep smiling ?nd going to bed earlj and ii at ' s -. ' . 1 =gf WILBERT BARNES SMI ' 320 Hollyw 1 Avem Enl School in 1929 Class Vice-President (3), Perma- nent Class Treasurer (4); Class Day Committee; Cheer Leader (3), Head Cheer Leader (4 ; Glee Club (1, 2, 4 i. Cap and Bells (4). French Major. A GLANCE at the- above title and one at the following parts of this write- up will present rather a strange in- consistency. The question nun arise, How do you get ' lim ' out of Wilbert Barnes Smith, Jr.? For the benefit of those lair damsels who, having once met our Jimmy at a (lane, ' , write him little notes addressed in al than a nickname? And what nickname more natural than Jim? None, of course, so there you have it. Let us now turn to Jimmy ' s fust public appearance at Haverford. This occurred on that never-to-be-forgotten night before the opening of college in our rhinie year. Cer- tain detective-like sophomores having dis- covered in the list of freshmen one from (i Sharia Nubor Pasha, Cairo, Egypt, they demanded him in the vociferous shouts of Romans demanding a Christian martyr. Im- agine their disappointment when there stepped forth, not a tawny sheikh clad in the robes and turban of the desert, but just little Jimmy in ordinary pajamas like the rest of us. It soon developed that Smitty was a strict and conscientious leader of the true Christian life. Various lives of Christ, hooks by Dr. Fosdick, sermons by the Rev- erend In- Mutch were all part of his spirit- ual diet and many were the heated theo- logical discussions with his fellows that resulted For years the most effective re- buke that could possiblj he applied to Haz- ard, was Tsk, tsk, what would Smitty However, a gradual change has come over Jimmy. Whether it is most due to the enlightenment received in several courses with Rufus, to the influences of the faith- ful roommate. Hazard, who primed with vile sea oaths from the foc ' s ' l, has lately begun to be heard from, or to a general maturing and broadening of outlook, is hard to tell. At any rate, the religious fer- vor has receded to the inner dynamo posi- tion (which we privately believe is the proper place for it). Being the only French major in the class, Jimmy has borne almost the whole brunt of the French department. He may be seen studying in his room as if Dr Com- fort ' s unwinking right eye were embedded in the wall behind him However, in con- sequence, we suspect that he is almost sure of a job next year. t teaching, which will he his profession for at least a year, we are -me In will make good, for he is not onlj serious of purpose hut is one of the most likeable men in the class w HOWARD DOBBINS SORDON, JR. lijfli Golf (2, 3, 4 ), II (3, 4), Captain (4) ; Haverfordian (1); Chemistry Club. Pre-Medical Major. ■(is Tl km mnias Avei RTON, X. 1 Yea r bom 1912 from Palmyra II in 1929 DURING his first two years in college Howard ' s life was molded by two influences; his residence in South Barclay Hall and his friendship with De- Motte. Under the former regime he learned, at the hands of Archy McKinlay and oth- ers, the more simple and childish amuse- ments of building fires, exploding fire- crackers and pieing beds. But from 1 c- Motte he learned the ways of the world. Hi- friend, though young in years, was ma- ture in the sophisticated sins and tres- passes of the life winch milled about out- side the quite, classic halls of the College. You might think that under such temp- tations the sterling qualities which Howard brought from home would havi been broken and shattered beyond repair. But this young man is fortunate in having two characteristics which gave him an armor- plated invulnerabilin against wrongdoing. In the first plan, In- character is extremeh static and unplastic; and, secondly, he ha- a conscience which is always alive and kicking even in the noxious company of DeMotte. Another fortunate accident, at least for Howard, was DeMotte ' s departure early in Junior year. This gave our young man a chance to breath the clear and unde- filed air which purifies all fugitives from virtue. He dropped the ways of the sin- ner but increased Ills firecracker shooting and bed-pieing activities when he decided to room with Art Singer. During the college year Howard leads a very narrow existence between studying and working in the Chemistry Lab. But during his summer vacations he broadens his activities by working for the Japanese Beetle Department of New Jersej His idle hours are spent navigating the Rancocas river in his boat and playing golf. In this sport he has attained a high degree of pro- ficiency, winning the college championship two years and being captain of the team tins year. When Howard becomes engrossed in the medical profession we expect to see him re- form. His better hobbies, such as golf and boating, maj be pursued undisturbed: and the quiet life in a hospital vvill prevent anj indulgence in cannoncrackers, just as the presence of patients in the bids w iH make Howard ' s little pranks with bed- clothes impossibli JAMES NORMAN STANTON, III 6215 Fifth Avenue, Entered from Haverford School in 1929 Class Secretary (It: Class Presi- dent (2) ; Class ice President (4); Football Dance Committee (4); Chairman Senior Prom Committee; Students ' Council (2); Soccer (1. 2. 3, 4), H (3, 4) : Beta Rho Sigma. Biolosrv .Maim-. WHEX the delicate hand of one of our female relatives turns this pagi . there will he an audible, Ah . The girls will cluster about and gaze at the portrait with the usual look of wistful appreciation. But don ' t think that Jim will be embarrassed at such close at- tention for he is used to it; we might even say he enjoys it. though we ' re not entirely sure that lie does. A healthy life seems to he Jim ' s ideal. Early bed and lair, last-minute rising guards against the evil effects of overwork, and slow, almost lacadaisical, movement keeps him in trim for the buffets and blows of life ' s battle. This interest in health has inspired Gussie with the desire of being one of the leading medical practitioners of the Smoky City, lie appears to he very earnest in his wish to follow this calling, for his favorite playground in Pittsburgh is the city ' s lust hospital. His roommate cynically says that he is only interested in the nurses ' training school, but we have more faith in Jim than that. Every once in a while the Gus adds a little variation to his healthful hermit ex- istence by trips to Bryn Mawr, New York and Poughkeepsie. Even his best friends can ' t seem to tell what he does on these es- capades, for, if anyone mildly suggests a confession by asking where he has been, Jim will simply say, Oh. just out . We di ba e one little line on his liaisons which we take great pleasure in revealing. Il seems that last year, just before the Jun- ior from, a young lady wired from Vas- -ar saying that she would be down over the week-end and expected to see a lot ol I lus What would you do? Unfortunately, the alibi that Jun used has never been revealed, but the incident is still referred to his- torically as The Flash in the Pan . I ' . way of prophecy, we might say that Gussie is hound to be the model clubman of the future. His bill for mineral water at the Menon i Ticket may be taken as some indication of this tendency, but you mustn ' t suppose that he is either lavish or luxurious in his ways. In fact, Gilbert in- sists that Gus ' s motto is: Squeeze the eagles till they scream . We expect some- thing like that from Henry, however, so we take it all with a grain of salt. To wind up this rather unsympathetic ac- count of Jim ' s character, we would do well to mention the famous Stanton style of dancing. Xo one ever remembers seeing anything like it nor is he likely to forget it after the first impressive experience. flu- terpsichorean maneuver may be classi- fied somewhere betw-een a walk and a stag- ger. It is not quite as energetic as the former, nor as slow and uncertain as the latter, but it makes an impression on all the ladies— just like the picture. h WILLIAM IK )T(  N ST( iKES 840 Golf iew Road, MOORI STOWN, X. J. Year bom 1911 Entered from Moorestown Friends School in 1929 Manager of Tennis i4i : Chairman [nter-dorm League (4); English Clu (3, 4 i. Treasurer (4), English Clul Play (3,4); Latin Club Play (1). I o ' in imics Major. E I R class -lu.nl.i have a barrel oi two, and we offer Stokes and Clough as our contributions to th ir.i-lm.iii In the real sense of the word these boys arc not barrels — Christopher, Eor instance, is a barrel — but we can at least set them forth as good stout kegs. Clough has buried his one talent, but Hoot has made his keg-like structun do yeoman service on the soccer field and wrestling mat. Now that we ' ve started this barrel simile, we rather like it and hope thai Hoot will allow us to extend it. Never put new wini into old barrels says the proverb, know that i t bottles , but we don ' t want to make Hoot bottle-shaped merelj to indulge our penchant for prov- erbs ) Well, somebodj put the proverb to a ti -I when I loot was born. I le has ;i young sotd but eldeih . i t ■ i ■• ai anee, sav- ings and doings. See him curled up in his easy chair, a middle-aged pipe in his mouth, ( ' oilier- nestling in bis lap, and the Phila- delphia Orchestra coming over thi you ' d immediatelj say, comfortably- fixi d, sell satis ied bachelor Ri ...in mates always maki inti restii g studies. In the present case, Masland is the other half of our problem. Isn ' 1 it i uth and age For Masland you must know is one of the prime reasons why vi-ilor- -ometimes thmk they ha e lost theii w.i and fallen into the precincts of Haverford School We have already told you that Stokes looks to be connected with the faculty rather than the student body. But perhaps thc have sui i om ol those difficult father-and-son ar- Hoot is one of the early-to-bed, early- to ris boys 10:30 is the retiring hour, but we can ' t give the rising time, for no one is ever up at that time to spy on him. Ves, Hoi ' ton lues his life here 111 an effi- cient, business-like way, but then Havel lord rcalU is onl a place of business for him. The campus is a rathei decent place to slay while one is engaged in one ' s dad ' v 1 .1 1 . I. ' ii bow 1 ould one ever think of spending a weekend at one ' s business ad dr ss v I tear me, no, one musl go to b 11 n sb iw n Ei a 1 ' He ' s u eekends Hoot has his own little way of sporting and cavorting « ith thi bo Hi his man. approaches with the daintiness of .1 ii ai ti ' i . gt appli 51 ime part of him -an arm, a leg, a lung in those vice-like arms, and then sets ins i.,,, in the Stockcsian grimace of triumph. Those teeth are i 1 inn bed together, the corners ol tl are twisted into a half-leer, half-sneer, and is cocked up I Stokes always has to cock his head up) : Gotcha, hunh? [ HN JOSEPH STOUDT 1054 Tilghman Street. Allentown, Pa. Year born 1911 Entered from Mercersburg Academy in 1929 Cricket (3, 4), H (3, 4) ; Debating 2.4). Manager (4). English Major. WHEN the class of 1933 entered Haverford, we learned from offi- cial sources that a tall, flaxen- haired youth with a military bearing and athletic possibilities had decided to pursue hi; studies at this institution. Naturally the whole college was excited over the arrival nf an individual heralded in such nourish- ing fashion, When the anxiously-awaited product of the Pennsylvania Dutch district finally arrived, it turned out to be none oilier than J. J. Stoudt The first quality with which this young man impressed us was his great proficiency in debating and public speaking of all kinds I lis continued indulgence in this activity had given him a slightly pompous manner of speech. So if you happen to talk with him, do not be discouraged h a vocabu- lary which fairly overflows with Johnson- ian phrases. As he has put it in his own inimitable style, I hale to he immersed in the wetness of a sloppy, neo-classical schol- arship or to commit the heinous crimes of a half-baked scholar. When anything new conies into his life, Sionclt cultivates a great interest and at- tachment for it. He won his letter fighting £01 Haverford on the cricket crease and wore out three sweaters showing his H to the college. Junior year he got his hands or. a harmonica and nearlj played the in- habitants of Merion out of their quarters with a week ' s continued performance on the instrument. His room mate declares that he can take up a brand new song and sing it into doddering decrepitude within .1 single day. Stoudt has aUo excelled in the field of literary and historical research, making it one of the chief topics of conversation with visitors. While turning through some mustj archives of American history, he found a basis for proving that Washing- ton did not surrender at Fort Obscenity— or something like that. The little mono- graph which followed failed to create a furor in historical circles for, as luck would have it. someone had discovered the fact ten years before. Even the Haver- fordian, which Stoudt likes to think is the special organ for broadcasting opinions, failed to accept the article simply because the hoard was prejudiced and clung stolidly to the time-worn theory that Washington had surrendered. Hut although the freedom of the press was denied him in this instance. Stoudt has been given, or has taken, numerous oppor- tunities to express himself at Haverford, His speech on Valley Forge will linger long and fondly in the memories of his class- mates as an excellent example of what real oratory and esthetic appeal can do. w R( IBERT CRAIG TH( MS N, JR 570 Lawrence Avenue, Westfield, . J. Year born 1910 Entered from Pingry School in 192 Managei of ( ' ross Country i 3, 4 i Manager of Track (4); Record (4) New Service (2, 3, 4) ; Liberal Club Presidenl (4) ; Founder ' s Club (3 4 i ; International Relations Club. Eci mi imics Major. ' r-r-f | x |. 5om£ j the professors here, JL the} couldn ' t earn their salt in the business world . With such an I -I ' m hni Tommy has launched mi a 1 1 — cussion i the ills of Haverford College, ami before you are able to disengage your- self he lias forcefully demonstrated to you that what Haverford needs i- a business man president to pep it up, a president with shinj shoes and freshlj pi essi 4 -mi, an executive with a bright ami cheery smile who knows all the freshmen In name. In the waj of campus improvements Thomson would suggest porcelain drinking Foun- tains at strategic pointy and a gong to re- place Founder ' s bell which, he says, nevei rings on time. Bj now you have gathered, if you didn ' t know it already, that Tommy is the per- sonification of efficiency ami organization all rolled up in a ball and ironed out flat. Unfortunately we have never heard of the colli gi i ' i e sidenl who v. i mid measui i up ti these specifications, so we suggest that the only | r«actical solution is to oust the VI ministration and install Thomson ' s choice, none other than Tommy himself, in the president ' s chair. Tommy ' s career at Haverford certainly entitles him to this position, Foi his everj action here has bi i ii goi ei m d b ' pi ai tical and business-like motives. .s a rhinie his great ambition was to become a scholar. But in applying an office clerk ' s technique to the study of History i, he seriously mis- calculated and all his well laid plans for an A average went on the rocks. So much time was devoted to a detailed outlining i.i the Baron ' s lectures and an underlining with ruler and pencil of every sentence in the historj 1 k that no time remained for actually digesting the material -.mi mi lai k ni shovi I tei hnique must have in- hibited his faith in pure scholarship Consequently, sophomore ear. Tommy renounced a Corp, Scholarship as an ideal and directed his manifold powers of ellici- encj toward election to Founders Club He 1 . i an i ll round. He attended lectin. ' - on Shakespearian investigation ' I axiom that actors and people ol that sort generally have something wrong with them . s manager of the track team, he so reorganized that sporl thai Top didn ' l recognizi his own team. It was through his eif. .i is that cms, ,, .imi ry hi I sport. These and other activi- in h ted ,il.. i e, paved tin waj to a mem- bership in the Founders Club. Foi ilu past two years, Tommy lias rftomed with Charlej Smger. both of them reformers in their way. But two inflexible wills, a spinister ' s on the one hand and an Oliver Cromwell ' s on the other, clashed on the transcendent dialectics of i perature and electric light hull ' s. We won- der what became of God ami I in the hushed and shrouded hours when these two w ere ti g tin i GERALD STOCKTON TRENBATH X. j. ear born 1910 Entered from Mercersburg Academy in 1929 Manager of Basketball (4) ; Cap- tain of Freshman Track; News Serv- ice (3, 4). Editor (4); Record (3.4), Advertising Manager (4); Glee Club (1,2, 3); Cap and Bells Club (3, 4); Beta Klio Sigma. Economics .Major. WE never did realize that there were so many members of our class who accept the responsibilities of college so lightly, and here we have another one coming up to lie flayed on the old score of indifference. Jerry certainly is a charter member of the group who never let their college duties interferi with tin- more serious obligations imposed upon them by the outside world. From tin b( ginning of freshman year he lias operated on the theory that a diploma is a diploma, and hence, why waste time and talent un- necessarily in the pursuit of honors and othei less tangible rewards of hard work Of course, a person can be lazy and in- different about Ins studies without being fundamentally inactive. In fact, Jerry merits being called one of the more ener- getic members of 1033, in spite of his fond- m ss for holding down the sofa in 27 Lloyd. In some unknown way he finds it possible to spend three days of each week in Con- necticut and still maintain a fairly detent B ' average. In rhinie year we observed tins eldest member of the Trenbath Trinity bursting into the limelight as captain of the freshman track team How tins ever came to pass will always remain one of those supreme mysteries of college life But Top saw lit to consider Jerry one of the budding sprin- ters, hurdlers and half-milers, so before he knew it (and certainlj before we ever sus- pected it), Jerry found himself leading the first-year cinder artists. , This flashing phase of his career did not last long, however. The pressure of other duties and interests became too strong for him, and in the following year Jerry ' s ath- letic activities died a natural death But his love for the perspiring atmosphere of locker-rooms and gym showers remained, and he turned to the more sedentary posi- tion of managing the basketball team. In this he displayed a talent for being a big executive, for he built up such a strong and efficient corps of underlings that he himself was relieved of all strenuous ef- fort. Automobiles are such rare things on the campus in these days of shrinking allow- ance , that we must mention Jerry ' s proud ownership of that most remarkable of me- chanical contrivances, the Green Goddess. Everyone who has ridden in it swears that it has a mysterious and uncanny ability to contract itself, for its owner can wedge it into spaces in traffic impassable for an or- dinary car. To draw a comparison, we may say that Jerry also has somewhat simi- lar powers which we suspect will enable him to overcome by strategy any serious difficulties he may have to face. B- PHILLIPS STOCKTON TRENBATH 163 Cooper Avenue, QPPEK MONTCLAIR, . J. Year born 1911 Entered from Mercersburg Academy in 1929 Class Secretary (4); Permanent Class Executive Committee; Chair- man, Basketball Dance Committee (3); Haverford News (2, 3), Circu lation Manager (3); Business .Man ager of Musical Clubs (4); Cap and Bells Club (3, 4) ; Beta Rho Sigma. History Major. HERE is the younger of .air two Montclair magnates, yet he has al- ways been able to hold his own when it comes to a show-down. Th Freshmen on the second floor of Si. nth Barclay four years ago, although not all peers i.t tin realm, were nearly all re- Fined lads who meanl to do right bj their home training. Naturally they were im- pressed li these two men-about-town from up New York way. Bluffs, boast- ings and oaths flowed Freely From their active brains and the bucolic yi arlings of Philadelphia got their first lesson in the social in . .Is and a 1 1 ss iries oi a d ill. g. man. But there were in qui nt dissentions in the Trenbath combine. Each tried to gain masterj over the other in the quality and quantity of their respective lines of bull, so that contradictions and challi nges, shouted in Jerry ' s nasal wail and Phil ' s gutteral grunt, often disturbed the peace- ful quiel i .I the hall. )h, izzat so ' ; Yi s ats sn ! ; I it In II you sa} All this bickering gradually petered out, and fraternal harmonj exists, so far as we know, at the present time. Still Phil is the perfect example of what a min- ister ' s son is supposed to be but usually isn ' t. We don ' t mean to intimate that he but it must be nndi rstood that he ially strays among the rosj by paths, fi ir tin waj - of righti ousni at i too leu row to give room to Ins broad in- terests i no pun i ( in.- could tell a lot of stories, of course The hoys know about his moose-hunting and how In knocked a fine mounted specimen from the wall in giving it somewhat too lavish caresses Once during sophomore year he wini down to Sweet Briar with Gilbert to pay a visit to a young lady, but in the course of events Phil was caught in a rap le s. imi s. mth. rn 1 - who gave him a little more than he wished of the breaker of the warm south. For Phil there are many light moments and the hours of concentrated cramming are few and far betwi en I le seems to have the winning smile and the earnest manner which brings hum. the bacon with- out the unpleasanl necessity of first kill- ing the pig. We mean h this high-flung nn taphor that Phil works verj little hut gets g 1 marks In addition t.. this, be- ing a caddy -master ill the sinnim i ,11 Saj 1 driving around in at Hudson, have laid the foundations on which he may build a successful career as director .of a utility holding corporation. -m PHILIP ERNEST Tkl ' KX 26 Fifth Street, Great Neck, L. I., X. Y. Year bom 1911 ered from Leiehton Park Sch ,,- ,, Class Vice-President (2); Class Treasurer (2); Permanent Class Ex- ecutive Committee; Junior Prom Committee; Students ' Council (4); Cricket Team (1, 4) ; Glee Club (3, 4); Cap and Bells Club ( 1, 2, 3, 4). Vice-President (4), Chairman, Play Committee; The Dover Road (1), The Devil ' s Disciple (2), Queen ' s Husband (2), Berkeley Square (3), Tons .if Money (3), The Royal Family (4); English Club (1, 2. 3, 4), Secretary (3), President (4), English Club Plays (1, 2, 3), Director of Play (4); Scull Prize (3). English Major. ONLY inherent good breeding, g 1 sportsmanship and three years ' ex- perience in an English school, could have allowed Phil to develop Ins sounder qualities after entering Haverford Affairs began inauspiciously the first year when he arrived a week or SO late and was stuck down in Merion, jusl when that den of in- iquity was doing its most flagrant business Perhaps it was the healthy animal tussels with Playboy Gibbs that prevented the lad From being poisoned by the snake-eyes of Henderson, hypnotised by the pale looseness of Saint, or completely disillu- sioned l ' Slondt who insisted on reading teams of Ins rank doggerel to the poor fellow. Nevertheless, he caught just enough of the rank air of Merion to know thai a change of quarters was imperative. Truex is the son of the well-known actor of that name. Being attached to the stage b birth, he naturally participated in the somewhat limited theatrical activities of the college But any meteoric rise to star dom which he might have hoped for was halted temporarily by the appearance of Vtai ' -II m the class of ' 34. The latter outshone Phil both in his theatrical back- ground and cultivated stage accent, thus threatening to become the white hope of the college Thespians, lint it was just this genius for acting that saved our hero from a definite place in tin- background. MacColl ' s characteristic eccentricities made lam unlit for college life and he left after one semester Now all tins has been for- gotten and Truex has become the leading light of the English Club with his alternate acting and directing. The class of [933 has few members who could he described as men who have been around , that is, men who have walked the Great White Way and know something about high life I ' lni certainlj comes near- est to being one of these. If you look at the picture above, you will almost smell llu insistent perfume that was on his hair when it was taken. On those finely drawn litis there usually plays a smile of con- scious savoir faire shining against a back- ground of rakish English-cut clothes. X.i wonder the girls pursue Phil. They write; they telegraph; they phone; they drive up in cars. Is he entirely unmoved by these definite advances:- At least he would have us think so, and we certainly can give him credit for being a man ' s man as well as a ladies ' man. Yes, indeed, its a bulb .hap, this Truex a- FREDERICK A.VANDENBERGH,. JR. 6050 Iverbrook Avenue, ( l I rbrook, Pa. Year Urn I ' M 1 U Duke 1930 iversity Class President (4); Junior Prom Committee; Football (3, 4); Track (2, 3, 4 1. II (4) ; Haverford News 1 1, 3); Record (4); Debating (3); English Club (4) ; International Re- lations Club; Liberal Club. History Major. THE story as we understand il is this: There was a c rtain young man a1 ng a certain southern university Nn- young man was doing very good work scholastically. considering thai he was only a [ r Freshman ami my a large number of students. Someone told us tha i his aver- ages would inevitably have led him to Phi Beta Kappa. Now with all tins success the man was not satisfied. He yearned for something highet and better than the uni- v, i -in i ould pi ide ; something which would develop him more Fully than mere high marks could What was more natural For him than to come to Haverford? Noth- ing, ui e 1 hi se events are simply the historical background which brought an to i tut i lass as a sophomore I )ne of the higher and better things which he sought was none other than the famous Dug, the inseparable r nmate of Van. I here was al o at the time another indi- vidual. Johnnj Haines, who figured in the group i theii fit I peat together, but he did not ■■ ■ : to intrudi upon the beautiful Now, V; is I ' hi did not continue style at Haverford He was perfectly will- n ! cur this; and he did so w ith good results, lie soon made many friends iih In i iadi ned his outlook on tluugs. With a disposition that was always pleasant and an earnestness that was al- ways useful. Van gained recognition as one of the boys . In spite of the fact that he could stoop to playful intimacy at times, Van really had a serious and gen- llcmanh presence winch could attract the With such qualities of compromise. Van should be a good lawyer. He will always attend strictly to business when that is necessary, but he will never turn down a little harmless fun if the time and place are suitable. If he transgresses, he can easilj i ontinue teaching Snnda i I I to provide the necessarj balanci ' ome to think of it, that ' s a verj g 1 word to ap- plj to an balanci N :ould see the unruffled calm and serious dignitj of the i strolls about the campus without thinking that he had an eminently well- balanced character. Though we hate to do it, we havi om thing to saj against Van ' s sturdy qualities; that is. he is too easily talked into being a gay, social butterfly. 1 Fe says that he never met a girl who impressed him especially. Such a slali mi i.i ' mil. md tO our feminine friends, foi Van has had opportunities to meet Her as am •( us. =© HENRY JAMES VAUX ( iulph Road, Beyn Mawr, Pa. iends Seh 1929 Chairman, Sophomore-Senior Dance Committee; Junior Prom Committee; News Service i 1, 1. 3), Editor (2), Director (3); Haverford News (3); i ap and Bells Club i 3, 4 i. Chairman, Play Committee (4), Queen ' s Hus- band i 2 i. Berkele) Square (3), Inns of Money (3), The Royal Family (4); English Club Play (4) ; Founders Club (3, 4). Physics Major. ■F the Hi ni Ja you, the Vaux - - ability does not impress you, the the automobiles; if you still remain and collected, you may be certain th; batten on the lowly moor, the co croft, the vulgar heather. He was a gentleman, was Henry, when hi born, and hi ill 1 a gentleman wl is dead )ne li ok, and you ask college fur? The answer you w ceive is, li is a place Eor those win yet no philosophy of life. Well, has got Ins. li is the Admirable Cr philosophy: tin.- master and tin- srrv and people In the ' au castle, chateau or whatever it is, Henry had been nursed into a refined state of aristocracy. Here the common problems, sins ami sorrows of the world had nevi r found entrance. All was gen- teel and well maim, red But the time finally arrived when the lad mnsi fare forth into the busy world of men and quaff his allotted draught from the cup of life. Tin- place chosen for tins wass.nl was Haverford College, where the bitter po- tion might be administered with less evil effect than elsewhere. The hopes for the young man were high, but disappointment sunn Eollowed. lie became cimncctcil with the particularly rowdyish gang on tin second floor of South Barclay, freshman year. There were the Trenbath buys with their rakish ways imported from the big city. There were the Scattergoods living (Hit the highest ideals of democracy in their nun Friendly way. There was I ' el- ouze and Scarborough and, on all t ■ frequenl occasions, Eddie Moos. Well, you see what was bound to happen. There- after Henry appeared on the campus in real Haverford negligee: no tie, old wind- breaker and unbuckled knickers. But now. the first, line rapture of de- parture from tradition has passed and we find Henry a more sober individual. True, he is one of the boys and clings a little too fondly to the Trenbath ' s Bowery Brogue, but he is. none the less, a gentle- man To Ins best friends he offers warm hospitality in his unselfish way. Some evening he may say, Well boys, how about coming up to the house for dinner tonight? Mother ' s going aua. and we can have everything we want Being care- ful]) chosen, his pals were reluctant at first, for they thought there was a certain Santa Clausery about it all. But now they accept the dinner parties and auto- mobili rides in a spirit of camaraderie, and all swear that Henry is a noble fellow, by nature as well as by name. 1S= IK M S RAEBURN WHITE, 1807 Delancey Street, Philadelphia, Pa Year born 1910 Entered from Middlesex School in 1 ' 2 Golf (1. 2. 3, 4), II (2, 3, h. Cap in (3) ; Class ( ,itt Committee. Mathematics Major. OVER m Founders Hall rhinie year there was a clubroom. It ua financed, managed and directed by a man with aristocratic bearing and a self- sufficient attitude toward all things This was our first introduction to Tommy. A lot of ns wondered who this person was. for he attended all our classes but never wore the sartorial appendages of the fresh man ' I o explain this enigma, it was noised about thai the man was none other than V hite of Harvard . Turn certainlj has found it hard to ac- custom himself to the democracy of Ha- vi i Eoi ' 1 after a year at tin famous New England university, and has consequently acquired the reputation of being some- what high hat. Tins reputation, although in. I entirely undeserved, is due chiefly to his ungregarious habits. But his last year m the kaleidoscopic melee of First En- try has worked wonders with his aloofness. Still his characteristic indifference has made him ignorant of the name- oi ovei half of his classmates. Thej tell us thai one day when Clough was walking across the campus, someone asked him who ii was. Tom looked puzzled for a minute and then replied, I don ' t know, is ii Stokes ? Now, tin re is a slight resemblance between these fellow-, so we feel that the incident was another triumph for Liberty, Equalitj and fraternity. If yon are an indulgent pcr-ou, on will excuse lis for this paragraph; we warn you tin re ' s § j to I ,i pun ifou see Haver fordians believe that the College is divided into two group, ijuaker- ami while nun This article of the Haverford credo holds fairly well in most cases but Tom is an exception. He is a White-Quaker. His personality, his habits and hi- attitudes all stronglj denj tin- statement, but it is true none the less. He concealed it as long a- he possibly Could and then, in a mm im nt oi confidential weakness, he lei the eat out of the hag and hi- friends have lived in wondei and amazement of the unusual combination We now have a little storj of Miles Stan.lish and Priscilla. 1 1 seems that Miles loved Priscilla very much for she was a nice girl. lint he was a little too rough and n adj for her; hi- idea of a good time v. a- in il a trip to the Zoo on Sum ' n. -o he broke off the affair The time came, however, when he would lam r e- iioii iii Pricilla hut -he cruelly rebuffed him saying, All men are worms, they Crawl hack -oonei or later Such a re- buke wounded the pride of the gentleman. and he letl I. 11 goi -I 01 COUI - ' . I ' ri-cilla married hTn lden ami Mile- ha- been nursing a bleeding heart ever sine =©- AVID LIVINGST NE WILSON Duni an mix, Pa. Year born 1913 Entered mi Harrisburg A. in 1929 Glee Club (3, 4) ; English Club (3, 4); Liberal Club, Treasurer (4); Haverfordian (4); Record (4). English Major. IF anj member of this class should be a preacher, Dave is the man. Yet t hi hypothesis ends here because he is bound to be a teacher, even though more than a score of applications have come back to him with regrets. lake a look at his full-sounding name and it bespeaks power, seriousness and righteousness; take a look at the individual and you have a delightful antithesis. A bit plump, pale and lazy, he is full of the gaitj and petty vices that would have made the old Pur- itans distrustful of his sturdiness. But he is nevertheless a hale fellow, for he banks on his sense of humor to see him through. Yes, you can forget all about the deeper things of life when you sit in his com- pany, fascinated by his stories (which he probably picked up from you) his limer- icks and his wise-cracks, all told to the accompaniment of that most Wilsonian characteristic — a raucous, gultcral, yaw- haw laugh. Maker is the most shining ex- ample of the enervating effects of l..o Much Wilson, for his idealism has simplj been frothed over by 1 )ave ' s foamy twaddle. A saga of our hero may he divided into the innocuous years in Founders, and the dark years m Lloyd. In Founders, as a rhinie, his motif was to gel away as quick- ly as possible from his oppressive lack of years and its attendant school-boy silli- ness. He felt he had to do something, swear, smoke cigarettes, go to the movies — anything to Stop being a child. The foul-mouthed Joe Miller had him buffaloed into this. But as an enlightened sophomore, he and his Founders compa- triots began taking a fatherly interest in the rhinies. In Lloyd, Dave became a bit more serious. Movies and hull sessions still occupied his spare moments, but the crowning paradox was his triumph last summer. The Friends sent our vociferous David to the desolate reaches of Ohio to tell the rustics all about peace. Can you imagine a more dramatic peace caravaner, looting from town to town in an old Ford with thai other speech-artist, Bowen? Well, if we ever have another war, we shall count on Ohio to stand pat for peace. ■ t those who know David cannot help being touched by the thought of his pleas to the simple folk to renounce force, and learn to love home and Mother. Dave never seriously threw himself into the whirl of extra-curricular activates, but this year he was called upon to lie the leader of the write-up brigade of the Record. So he sacrificed some of his former hours of hull session and bridge for tin sake of dear old ' 33. Whether his efforts have been in vain awaits the ver- dict of the readers of the Senior section. 13- ALBERT BIDDLI ZIN I 35 oodland Avenue Woodbury, X. J. Year born 1912 Entered m (; (3 Class Vice-Presiden (1.2. 3, 4 i. 11 (3, 4i. Captain (4) Track (1. 2, 3), numerals (2. 3) News Service (2); Haverfordian (3 4); Glee Club (1, 3); Liberal C ( orpoi ation Scholarship (2). History Major. lub WE now come to the lasl member of a heterogeneous class and no one could be better fitted for a fare- well than Vlbert, He is the consummation, the summary of what every Haverfordian would like to 1 and I to the eternal joy ol tin Administration) isn ' t. But some misapprehensions concerning his character have floated about the campus and the Record takes pridi in clearing them up To all outward appearances, and to hi s classmates, Zintl seems to be a confirmed loafer without anj ideals other than the small one of receiving a diploma in June, Hj.l.V If you should drop in some lime and ask a student when- he is, the replj would be somewhat as follows: Zintl? i Hi, yeh, lie rooms m Eighth Entry, but, ; a I wouldn ' t look for him thei e a there ' onh Bakei up tin re lei ping, o Al wouldn ' t lie around. Now, he might he down in Fifth playin bridge oi maybi in Seventh Bui pei haps lie i -n ' t ui d col lege at all right new. Mr may he at (he ii . i ie But, 1 1 me ti i think of it. I do be- lieve he ' s over in Conshie tonight ' cause I saw Kolm around. Veil, dial ' s just where he is; this is Fndaj night, ya know. If 1 were you, I ' d leave a not( or some- thing I [i ' s got I-!- i spare tune for that suit .. ' stuff with only four and a half hours of classes a week. Oh, you ' n Wel- com S ' Li mg Thus the vicious rumor spread- and Al ' s character is defamed. Bui no one has done justice to him; tin have all east a holier- than-thou glance m his direction and de- cided that he 1- a glorious I Kamp Ie of col- legiate dissipation and indifference. If you look more deeply, however, you will find in him a seriousness and righteousness which has been frustrated on!} bj tin idle gossip oi his con Al realh want- to get ahead. It was only when he found how easilj he gol Vs iiom the Horse and Levi that he contracted had habits Some of his more lights includi opera, classical music and painting We are told that he has 1 en si en in Leary ' s, too, just browsing Then, ol ourse, he is planning to beci imi a lawyer, and we know that he ' ll for when it is a matter of Zintl comfort. Al will always he able to arouse himself to gel In - -hare. =EF EX-MEMBERS IF the reader chooses to pause over the apparently length} ' list of ex-members of this class, he may conclude that those of the class of 1933 who receive their dip- lomas this June are tried men and true who have weathered a particularly stormy four years of college life. The number of those who failed to stand by the Old Guard until the bitter end is striking indeed, although at Haverford it seems to be an average class that loses about two dozen of its orig- inal fold. Those of us who remain have no delusions of grandeur about our condi- tion. We are probably lucky to have de- layed our debut to the world outside, even though in the meanwhile we have confined ourselves largely to the mock cynicism of undergraduates. The formality of leaving college via the Roberts stage no doubt has its value. The greater number of those who left us went under their own power. None of our lambs had the deviltry of putting Axdmore Christmas trees on the porch of Roberts and subsequently being arrested on six different charges; but what hell-raising there was centered mainly about North Barclay. The group who occupied tins barrack during our first year has been very much depleted, so let ' s drop in on them first. Most of these boys displayed a minimum of seriousness in college work and stressed the playful side of their unspoiled yearling freshness. As ring leader (led is better) Rene Sene- gas, son of a New York perfumer, showed the way. This remarkable lad was worth his weight in lead when it came to studies. but he had a highly perfected technique of shovelry which got him the title I ' lenty- gas. There are two things that stand out in recalling Senegas, one was his volubility in French 2 (he was the only one who could answer the President in his own language), and the other, his predicament when he found that his room had been moved bodily into the can. Rene was undoubtedly one of those boys usually described as unable to adjust himself to the life of the College, and we can say. in his favor, that he was not long in finding this out for himself. Thanksgiving vacation ended, but no Sene- gas came back to Haverford. Three members of our clan of twelve North Barclayites departed at the close of rhinie year. Howard Mossman, the cosmo- polite of the group, had prepped at a ranch school in California and then, after an un- successful year at Yale, he came to Haver- ford. During most of his summer vaca- tions he had gone travelling abroad and so had many good stories with which to impress the more provincial minded of his friends. Yet in spite of his tall tales it was hard to find anything definite about his real character for he was reserved in discussing private matters. His associates will prob- ably remember best his Soviet face, his proficiency on the high-bar, and his motor- cycle which, to Tat ' s disgust, he kept in his room. At finals Mossy didn ' t have a good enough idea of what the Baron wanted, so a Hunk in History 1 may have helped him decide to give in to the call of a girl in the West, or to the urge of a perennial case of wanderlust. Last year we heard he was panning gold in Honduras where he was living on monkeys and bananas. Jack Faries also suffered from a restless- ness which led to his transfer to Washing- ton and Lee. Rooming with Rill Battey, he enjoyed the fun of other denizens of North and got everything out of college life except the grades. During the past three years he has occasionally appeared on the campus, ostensibly to take re-exams which would enable him to enter a new college. He went to Franklin and Marshall last year and now expects to enter f ' enn. For all he knows, he may some day turn up as an under- graduate at Haverford again. Charley Wells had a colorful career while in our midst. As a freshman he cast Si m orgstedt his lot with the playboys but soon found that doing this and keeping up in his studies was just a bit too much for him to manage. We remember Charley as a very hospitable lad who was always prepared for a little session of idle talk and could always keep in a good humor. He took a vacation dur- ing sophomore year and made his second coming as a member of the class of 1934. But the pocketbook prevented him from re- turning this year. During his absence he lias had some luck in landing jobs. The following exerpt from a recent letter of his indicates his characteristic good humor and indifference: Landed a smooth job in a garage, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week, but after working a month with no money forthcoming, I decided that there was little or no future in it so 1 quit. Sophomore year ended the careers of three more of the original clan in North. Story Bleuit enjoyed tin- country-club life for a ear and a half until lie was whisked off in a flurry of think notices. His intellect v. as ii ' it to blame, for lie ranked third in the class in the rhinie psychological exams but his scholastic standing revealed that was too much poker and too little work, lie tells the boys that all is well now for he is leading a pleasant southern lib at Duke where there is more opportunity for the type of recreation his nature seems to demand. Bill Tripp left at the end of sophomore year for the Engineering School of the I niversity of Michigan. He had spent his sec ond year with Simons in the precincts of North Lloyd. He had entered college un- der the shadow of the great record made by his illustrious brother, Burrell, of the class of ' 29. He himself made no mean efforts to uphold the Tripp tradition, winning his Utter mi the football and baseball teams. With Moos he became one of the leaders of the North Barclaj gang. Perhaps his most memorable deed at Haverford was his fifty-dollar coup in a game of African golf with Bulge U 1 Hie. w .i :h nidi ubt :dh provn ed the hi ancial b c cing for se eral subsei uent e Cll iei In on- in h s 1 ord roadsl er. Bill Batte w on th i,l ill r; turn of tin w crowd that allowed itself to be drenched while it watched Haverford roll up an im- pressive M X victor) againsl Johns Hop kins back in the fall of ' 29. The sloppy condition of the field seemed to make players on both sides ineffective. IIar e Harman then put in the high-stepping Bill who thereafter led the way to the goal 1m ! and over with amazing dependability. With this incident in mind we were sorr) to see our .Mud Horse go at the end of the first half of sophomore year. In the fall of ' 31 he came back in the class of 1934 but left for the second time last June. He is now at I ' aiiham under the banner of ' 35. Although not equal to the North Barclay m noise or notoriety, the Founders crowd maintained quite an establishment during rhinie year. Gilbert Abbey was the first of their number to leave. He had rateil numerals in football that fall, and during winter track practice Pop Haddleton saw in him another Egg Morris because of his proficiency with the weights. During the third quarter Gill departed for Washington. His father refused to continue his college education elsewhere than at Haverford, so lie started life wielding a sledge hammer in a construction gang. What has subse- quently become of him no one seems to know. Another one of the bounders lad- who failed to return at the start of sophomore year was Bob Thompson, widely known as Ducky . As a youngster he had gotten this name because of his big feet, but these he used to good advantage when he wrapped them around a soccer ball as a fullback on McPete ' s jayvees. A tough time with F| x l ' s algebra was just enough to make him de- cide that entering business was probably better than going on with college. At present lie is in the American Express Company ' s Foreign office in Philadelphia. To tit him- self better for the future he is taking a night course in Finance and Law at Temple. Torn Smith felt he wanted mure social life than staid Haverford offered, so he became the Ephialtes of our class and stole over to Swarthmore where he apparently is enjoying a rah, rah collegiate existence. In a similar way Francis Strawbridge erased a broader life than the required scholastic duties of the College offered. His position in the Founders gang was as sured by his introduction of the Stein Song , his automobile, and his extensive acquaintance among the women. When it became necessary for him to leave, this amiable gentleman slipped into a ready job at Strawbridge Clothier where you may find him at almost any time either in his office, or talking with sales girls, or count- ing customers. Two more members of the class left Haverford at the end of their second year. Joe Blanchard, a great social light and jolly-good- fellow, had the biggest lung ca- pacity in the class and remarkable endur- ance when it came to last-minute craming. During rhinie year he went to the Spring Ball the night before the Baron ' s history exam, crammed in a half year ' s work be- tween 3:30 and cS:30 a.m., and passed. With such ability he felt he could employ it to greater advantage at more and better parties at Yale. But one more year of col- lege satisfied Joe. so he then tried his luck at business, first selling life insurance for the New England Mutual, and then secur- ing a good job at Man ' s in New York. kelley Chadwick was not the man to live up to the reputation of a brother who had made I ' hi Beta Kappa. After living a com- paratively mild life in Founders with Hun sicker, which was colored by play- ing a trumpet in the band, occa- sional water fights, and frequent trips to Camden, he moved to Cen- ter Barclay for his second year. Here he led a life of complete Self- expression with the Duker and Hager. Their chief merriment came in playing bridge, bowling against the end of the hall, and kicking nickels out of Ardmore 68 the College ' s first pay phone. His most daring feat was to phone a certain party and ask them whether they knew the flag pole in front of Roberts. Well you know what you can do with it. was his snapp) come-back. Kelley could really im- press you if he wanted to, but on the sec- ond floor of Roberts, with a necessarily re- stricted vocabulary, he failed to convince anyone that he should stay at Haverford .iii longer. Thus rebuffed, be went to the t olorado School of Alines. Financial pressure forced Washburn De- Motte to leave after midyears of 1032. He was the youngest member of the class but his constant desire for a good time gained him the friendship of many who were older and wiser. He managed to keep up in his studies and found time to become, as his father had been, a good cricket player. He is now in the Floor Department of the New York Stock Exchange and hopes, after studying at the Stock Exchange Institute, to enter a broker ' s offi( e. Among those who di«l not belong to a definite dormitory crowd was I ' .ill Esrey, a day student who transferred to Franklin and Marshall soon after he came to 1 taverford. Douglas Borgstedt, crony of Blanchard and an inmate of Merion. also left us at the close of the second year. His clever sketch work and cartooning in the Haverfordian and the News makes us wish that we had him around now to help on this Record Finances fell short and he left, first to study art in Philadelphia and then for a job on a ship. For a while last year be was at Macy ' s with Blanchard but at present he- is working at Eddystone. There has been a Hogenauer tradition at Haverford, and our class contributed its share with Irwin. This jovial and carefree funster was a fairly good tennis player and a congenial roommate to Hill Russell. Hogie left for two purposes, namely, to arn a little money and to learn aviation. The latter didn ' t work out so well for the depression hit the business, and he is keeping up the former by working as an extra at Macy ' s. Jack Simons, the class athlete, failed to come back in the fall of junior year. He came to college with a great reputation as a foot- ball, basketball, and baseball player. After two very successful years as a three-letter man and captain-elect Thompson ( Continued on page 150) OTHER CLASSES JUNIOR CLASS Robert 1 Iraig Atmore Edward Middleton Hendrickson Norman Johnson Rush Charles Vlarch Bancroft Thomas Byron Hippie, Jr. Henry Giffen Russell Charles Scudder Barrett Eugene Francis Hogenauer Roger Scatterg 1 Robert Haddon Heaven 1 [enry 1 Iotz, Jr. Erwin Schmid Harold Fort Bodine Raj Bertholf Houston Michael ' C Scilipoti Lewis 1 low anl Bowen Hunt Breckenridge Jones Frank Thomas Siebert, Jr. Thomas Shipley Brown Robert Bruce Jones Wthnr Gregg Singer, Ir. Fritz K. Downey Frank Lee Kennedy Bruce Donnan Smith John LaFontaine Dusseau Thomas Ma Knight William Wharton Smith (liver Fletcher Etrleston Merman Adam Lingerman Horatio Miles Snyder Louis William Flaccus, Jr. lames 1 touglas 1 -ockard Matthew W win Stanley Grant YanLeer Frazer Benjamin Steinberg Loewenstein Richard Muim Suffern lohn Morton Fultz, 11 David Green Loomis lohn Samuel Taylor Richard O ' Brien Gibbs Frederick Reimer Lydecker Harcourt Newell Trimble, Leonard Levi Greif, |r. William Francis Maxfield Edwin Prescott Tripp, lr. William Henry Haines, 3rd Robert WiNon AlcKee William Joseph Wagner Ellwood Meacham Hammaker lolm Mons.ur.it Edwin Chandlee White John ( )gden Hancock Herbert lames Nichol lohn Cyrus Wilson Frederick Mamies Harjes, jrd Richard Rundle Pleasants Charles K. Merill Winne Charles William Hart Asa Wing Potts Frederick Hamilton Wrigh Samuel Hassman Philip Burt Richardson Arthur Thomas Richie Willard Moore Wright, jr. SOPHOMORE CLASS I [ugh I [ayes Aikens, Ir. William Lesher Azpell, lr. David Hinrichs Bates I [oward Sloan Bevan, Jr. Rene Blanc-Roos Clifton McCausland Bockstoce i ilmi Brenton Boggs illiam Robert Bow den Frank Boyle Chapman Brown Paul Willits Brown, lr. William Butler, ., ' 1 . Benjamin Bartram C adburj [ohn Barrett Christopher iohn Vdams Church, III Mi redith Bright I olket, Jr. ( hai les Blanklej ( lonn, I r. |..lin 1 lampbell I luffield I lavid I tennis I )unn 1 leorg Elliott I lutton, Jr John Habersham Elliott oodrufl Joni - E ml n Benjamin Franklin Eshh man. 1 1 Ernest Mervyn Evans Frederick Erwin F01 stei Richard Edward Griffith Seth Hammond, _ d William I lcnr 1 human. 1 1 Joseph Haywood Richard Wesley Hires Sidnej Hollander, Ir. William Nathan Unit Robert Franklin Hunsicker James Bainl [Case William George Kirkland Edward Charles Kunkle, Jr. U omi I Kin Lentz Edward Joseph Maiming, Jr. I ' 1 1 w ai d .i in ' Marshall, Jr. Edward Jones Matlack Jackson Kenneth Matthews Edward Hammel McGinley William Thoma Mclntyre, Jr. William Harrison Mechling, II Ulen Ray Memhard, Jr. Harry Chamberlain Mihtvi Edward Ross Miller J. Don Miller, Jr. Vincent Putnam Morgan Charles Thomas Nichol Fred Fletcher Fatten Kenneth Eccles Paul Samuel I ' otter, Jr. Alan Robert Pretzfeld [ohn Biddle Rhoads Russell Warner Richie kimherlcv Sidnej Roberts Graham Rohrer Noble Rolf Rowland Greenotigh Skinner Charles draff Smith John Winslow Smith Rich. ml Reed Smith .Martm Pullinger Snyder ( .Kim 1 lameron Stayer Alfred Gilbert Steer, [i Philip Pendleton Steptoe, lr. William Sabin Stoddard seph Stokes, Jr. William Hammond Tatem Ri ilu 1 1 Stockton Trenbath James Ernest True Clarence Bradley Watkins Henry Dean Wellington Wood, 1 1 1 FRESHMAN CLASS Elijah Dale Adkins, Jr. Robert Crozer Alexander Robert ilsor llaird, Jr. Richard Lee Barrows, Jr. Joseph I Sarton, Jr. I h nry Corneau Beck Thomas Ralston Bevan George Baruch Bookman Samuel Lippincott Borton, II Robert Braucher John Briggs, 111 I li maid Wesley Brous Jonathan Allison Brown Thomas Downing Brown William Richard Brown, III Daniel Francis Coogan, Jr. Alexander Corson, Jr. Ben Thomas Cowles William Averj I raw ford Ellis Irving Curley Marion Bostwick Davis, Jr. Arthur Sim Dulaney, Jr. I lavid ( ope Klkinton Edward Si f ton Evans Francis Cope Evans David Gillette Fagen Grant Clippinger Fraser William Reed Fry, Jr. Lafayette Ross Garner Robert Smith Gawthrop, Jr. Milton Fager I llessner, Jr. John Nichols Goodridge Howard William Green Allan Clyde Hale, Jr. Harry Samuel Hopper, II Henry Strong Huntington, I Robert Midgley Hutchinson Arthur Raymond Kane, Jr. Robert Gregory Kelley Samuel Kind Dean Carey Klevan Robert Ellis Lewis Howard Thomas Lodge, Jr. William Herman Loesche, Jr. William Alexander Macau, II Lewis Bach Maier William Douglas Mason David Kempton Maxfield David Pollock McCune, III Samuel Stuart McNeary Park Hays Miller, Jr. William Henry Mink, III Warren Brooke Morgan, Jr. Charles Christopher Morris, Lloyd Emery Morris, Jr. Ralph Christian Most Peter Kimball Page John Lindley Parker Edward Owen Parry- Henry Frazer Parry- Harry Theodore Paxton James Watson Pearce, Jr. Frank Gardiner Pearson James Girdwood Peirce Charles Perry John Sebastian Pugliese Joseph Dixon Purvis, Jr. William Rothermel Reynolds Albert Lyon Scott, Jr. Wayne Sensenig, Jr. Thomas Kite Sharpless William Edward Sheppard, II James Olson Sloss Caleb Allen Smith Ralph Dixon Spangler Alien Woodruff Stokes Edmund Moore Taylor Joseph Hooton Taylor George Brinton Thomas, Ir. William Francis Tiernan, Ir. Henry Llewellyn Tomkinson Robert Walrath Tufts John Van Brunt, Jr. Elbridge Putnam Vance Hubert Mayo Vining Joseph Kenneth Weitzenkorn, II Alexander Coxe Williams, Jr. Robert Benjamin Wolf Arthur Nelson Wriglej Charles W ' istar Yearsley Ellis Gardiner Youtz Tc l— ACTIVITIES ■•••■■ v ; j • nH L, ' 3|? sS - ' ' ' i r T ji i . ' : _ ' i|g ii? li«i i Ml -._- J- STUDENT COUNCIL THIS organization, which the President says forms the moral backl e of the Col- lege, has been the subject of much dis- cussion during the past year. Besides af least the average number of two dollar fines for such important sins as throwing food in the din- ing hall, endulging in water fights in North Bar- clay, and breaking windows promiscuously, the Council held some lengthy investigations in the fall to clear up a difficult} in the Reserve Book situation in the Library, and later several in- stances of Eorced entry ll seemed to be running smoothly until toward the end of March two events, occurring simultaneously, i of -indents to tin- inexorable approach of moral degeneration and turpitude among man) of their fellows. The lir-t was a philippic from tin rostrum of Roberts Hall in which undergraduates were in no uri ei tain terms informed that the Council really acted in accordance with a shut-eye attitude, that mandolin en excluded for all time from heiim ffective polii emen, and that i imi thing had to be (lone. The second pro. if of our e il ways was made manifest with the appear- i [933 1 hap I li 11 k Ha; erfoi dian, which set forth the moral inadequacies of the Knight hi the Rake and the Gorillas of Netherlloyd 1 ongress has thrown a shoe in the liquor niachiuer In passing a pcrniciou Beei Bill, the Students ' Association decided in April, by a vote of (47-50, to hand ovei tin en enl hi the College ' s liquor rule to the Ad- ministration. Thus the Council has given up, temporarily at least since the students may each year signif) their preference of the type oi con ti.,1. that .me ..I its powers which was the most difficult to enforce and the least popular from the standpoint of student cooperation. With all these difficulties before it. tin- ( ouncil made an effort to redeem itself. Girls in the dormitories and the liquor rule came in for lengthy discussion Essence of all important con- clusions reached in meetings were i b posted on the bulletin boards and m the Neivs By this in, .111. it hoped that it- members would he looked upo n a- representatives of the -indents rather than as a -quad of -tool pigeons 01 incorruptable poin emen In spite of what ma have been intimated, the Council ha- earned out the essentials ol Stu- di nt 1 ,1 ivernment. The 1 h nn u S; 1. m in ex- aminations ha- been upheld so that il now works practical!) automatically, and. above all. the Col- I name ha- been hi pt out of the dust. ■ the personnel, Henrj Si att rj I was president for the current year, alter serving as secretary treasurer during junioi year Russell , . . the past two years, while Jim Andrews and Tru , i divided then ship during thru co ditorship of the ' 1 I cut and Stanton represented Top— Kerslake, VanDenbergh Lentz, Masland Middle Hazard, E, Andrews, Gilbert, Dugdale. Front — G. Trenbath, H. Scattergood, Bachmam THE RECORD BOARD Editor E, Theodore Bach man n Contributing Editors 1 [orace K. Dugdale ( ii ki.i s E. Frank James K. Graham John W. Hazard Bernard V. Lentz H E N R Y S CATTERGOOD Robert C. Thompson David L. Wilson R. Bruce Jones Photographic Editor 1 ll KY J. VAUX Business Manager John R. Sargent . Issistant Managers Edson J. Andrews I [ENRY B. ill.liKRT Rayner W. Kelsey Youart 11. Kerslake John W. Masland Gerald S. Trenbath Frederick A. VanDenbergh ©- HAVERFORD NEWS LIKE all other freshman classes, our own supplied a large number of re- cruits for the News. Heeding the appeal for shock reporters a willing group of the class had themselves initiated into the use i in abuse) of newspaper technique h_ Blackman, Art Brinton, Turner and Egmore. According to rumors we heard tint Blackman was the last vestige of News efficiency reached under that tradition called Hedley. But we failed to see the connection when we got mixed i|i in the Sunda) night turmoil of the News Room. When the smoke cleared after several meet- ings throughout the fall Jim Andrews, Bachmann, Carr, Gage, Gilbert, Haines and Lentz found the) had been elected to the staff. Art Brinton finished out Bl ackman ' s term as editor and at mid year gave way to Allendoerfer, then only a sophomore. Hie Speller group, made up of uncompromising juniors, finally succeeded running oul Carl, and in his place put up Barnhurst, who ran the paper carefully and without sensation except for Ins insipid editorials. During the fall the Dugdale-VanDenbergh affilia- tion joined the group as did Phil Trenbath, Moos ami 1 lemphill. Walt Baker succeeded Barnhurst at the next January turnover, while Speller bor- rowed mone to pay dividends to the faith- ful. Lentz and Carr became managing editors, and Gage moved in as business manager when Succop resigned. Things moved along in an unusual calm for the entire year. Baker, as -nave directeur, quietly gol everyone ' s cooperation when he asked that no one sit hack on their things and put out a poor paper. His most tan- gible effort was to make the Xews the pres- ent five-column, six-page issue. In the annual shake up last year Lent and Carr decided to break a precedent and become 1 1 1 editoi - of the ews. Gage continued as business manager. Bach mann assumed the duties of sports editor. thus assuring his soccer team favorable publicity. Dugdale rose to managing editor, while Phil Trenbath continued to see that the Vews was circulated to the College be- fore supper Monda) nights. Hemphill be- came the easy-going secretary of the board and gave up tn ing to collect the phone lulls. Vaux needed a minor for Founders Club so he joined Bachmann ' s sports group where, for the time being, he was the only reporter whose work didn ' t have to be re- written. During the current year the usual political orgy of the News took the form of a gradual cooling of relations between the editors and the managing editor which came to a head over a chocolate stiff. ( Doe ' s special). ( ne of the editors fired the pun- ster, who then started campaigning for re- election. For a few hours it was agreed by common consent that there was not room for both on the hoard. But shortl) things were patched up, all was serene, and the new secret policy of complete absentee ownership was inducted with due riles. Rumors have it that the co-editors play bridge Sunday nights instead of tending to tin News. We suggest four co-editors the next time this system is tried. Although the News comes out faithfully every Monday, the college never knows the disasters and calamities that occur. Last winter a Merion Rhinie was chosen one Sunda) night to carry the News copy from Haverford to Philadelphia. Missing tin- train, he returned to Doe ' s, regaled himself royall) and then caught the next train to town. Five minutes after he arrived, the News ' phone rang. I ' ve done an AW I ' ll, thing. Air. Editor. Now what ' s the mat- ter? I left the copy in Doc ' s. It ' s closed now. 1 guess. Break the door down, smash the windows, do anything to get that copy — I ' ll pay for it. The class ended its relations with the News at the close of the first semester of senior year. Bowen, the punster, became editor and has put out some creditable issues, though his colleagues ' originality has not always been clothed in the best of taste. Bui the News will continue to he well re- ceived in spite of the Crow ' s Nest and such. NEWS SERVICE SEVERAL members of our class answered the call to dividends offered by the newly created Xews Service when we were freshmen. Reisner had keen active in trying to get this infant organiza- tion some official recognition, and subse quently secured its divorce from the News. With independent management it became an effective organ for distributing College sport news among urban newspapers throughout the country. Hard times have worked havoc with this activity as with some others and the form- erly lucrative dividends are a thing of the past, while for the same reason Haverford has appeared less frequently in the head- lines of far hung sport pages. Vaux and Fite served on the board as freshmen. The following year Vaux be- came editor under Director Pusey, ' 32, while last year he himself rose to director- ship, and Fite assumed the worry of editor. Meanwhile Thomson had also shuffled onto the hoard. At mid-year last year Gilbert became director, and Jerry Trenbath editor. They continued the work of the Service with even less ostentation than before but managed to get Haverford ' s bigger games before the public eye in the papers. The Service in February of this year was handed to the tender care of Loewenstein and Stanley, director and editor respec- tively, who have promised to handle not only the College ' s sports news but also other items of interest. In this additional ca- pacity it can be an agency of great benefit to Haverford. and we hope, in retrospect, that it will take greater advantage of its opportunity to spread favorable publicity lor I laverford. News Service HAVERFORDIAN FOR years past there has always keen a defensive attitude in the policj of the Haverfordian. In the days of .Martin the magazine was written for the intellectual; we write- for the literary minded, and don ' t give a damn who els reads us was the attitude. Successively Golding, Animerman and Walton followed this policy, but not as brazenly, until the Baker-Sargent regime stepped down from the pedestal and democratically encouraged underclassmen to write (they thought up- perclassmen would know better). Fortune was elusive, bul now at least the Haver fordian was human even if uninspiring. In its frantic efforts to regain lost ground the new board tinned out a completely n volutionized paper in ictober last size, type, and cover all different. Hotson point ed nut that the fatal weakness of most issues was that the editors tried to write about things nf which they didn ' t know much. At last they caught mi and late in March appeared a Haverfordian entirely new to the three under classes, the- Chap Book of 1933. It was the hrst Haverfordian read from cover in cover by undergraduates, even though it was in old English. Egles ton, ex ' 33 and now ' 34, was responsible. With the able assistance of Baker, I [a; ard, Byerly, and Wilson he turned out a maga- zine that was enthusiasticall) received in most quarters, while in others it set men thinking, especially in Roberts. The class of 1933 first appeared on the Haverfordian hoard while we were sopho- mores, wlun Master Singer took over the circulating department and Borgstedt drew his delightful cartoons. Without Singer we might never have had our dearlj beloved magazine at all ; with him we have rarely received it on time (though we suspect the editors of slacking up. | In .March of junior year the seniors withdrew and left it all up to Editor Baker and Manager Sargent. The) struggled through the spring with Hazard, Byerly and Kelsey. and then in October came the dawn. It was decided that pas! boards had been cliques; a better balanced staff was the aim. New elections now brought forth a well-balanced group drawn from three classes instead of one, and con- taining diversified temperaments — an aes- thete, a student, a frog, an old salt, a reg ' lar feller and — Egleston. Let us hope this ideal of a balanced staff will be in- corporated into the hoary policy of future Haverfordian boards. CAP AND BELLS PLAYS BEGINNING with rhinie year when Phil Truex made his first appearance on the stage of Roberts as Anne, the beautiful ingenue in Dover Road, ' our class has had a large share in all Cap and Bells plays produced during our four year stay. That this period marks one of the most successful eras in the history of dra- matics at Haverford is in no small part the result of the interest displayed by Truex and the other membe rs of ' 33 who soon joined him on the boards. The following year Clough and Truex had parts both in The Devil ' s Disciple and in the Queen ' s Husband. In the latter show they were joined by Yaux, who impersonated the Queen. Junior year wit- nessed the production of Berkeley Square and Tons of Money, and again Truex look the lead. The latter of these plays was noteworthy because it was the first Cap and Bells spring play in which women appeared in the cast. Vaux was the only other junior taking part in these plays. With the arrival of our senior year, Truex made his admirable impersonation of Tony Cavendish, the temperamental stage star, iu the Royal Family. This was Phil ' s sixth Cap and Bells show, and his experience and background made him very well luted to the role. By way of statistics, this was the third joinl produc- tion with the Varsity Players at Bryn Mawr. Along in the second act the ever- present Vaux again bobbed up as Gilbert Marshall, a butter and bean man From Smith America who sought the hand oi Tony ' s sister. Perhaps the most able presentation by any Cap and Bells cast was that of Jour- ney ' s End, selected as the spring pla) this year. It marked a departure from tradition in that a serious play was undertaken, rather than a farce as has been the rule in the past. In undertaking something dis- iin.ll more difficult than had been at- tempted before the Club ' s dramatic talenl received its greatest test and emerged with honors. Clough, as Captain Hardy, sent the show off to a good start, while Vaux, as level- headed Lieutenant Osborne, and Phil Truex, as the green hut enthusiastic Lieu- tenant Raleigh, gave the play balance and steadiness. Jim Truex performed splen- didly as the serious hut comical cook. Mason. Patton handled the difficult lead in excellent style as he portrayed Captain Stanhope. Bookman, a rhinie, was funny as deliberate Lieutenant Trotter, Stod- dard. Blanc-Roos, C. • .. Smith. Wood. Paul and Manning supplied the rest of the cast. Backstage the noises of war were supplied with realistic effect by special phonograph reci irds. Pelouze as Business Manager, and Fite and Masland as Stage Managers in junior and senior years respectively contributed materially to the success of the plays. MUSICAL CLUBS T:iIS year there is onl) the I dee Club to write up since the Instrumental Club has temporarilj ceased to exist. Lack of interest or ability among the in- strumental talent of the College gave these men an excuse not to combine into that co- operative of the musically inclined known as the Instrumental Club. So in a word we can say that this season we were not embarrassed b) such masterpieces as the Bol ro of Bijur, or the Mississippi Suite of I .ongaker. With the aid of its specialty performers the Glee Club had a really good season. At last Mr. Bentz found some good tenors who, even though the} prided themselves in singing louder than the rest, helped give the Club that balance which most other col- legiate groups lack. The season began in November with a rousing performance at the Seamen ' s Insti- tute. hard lol to sin- to, these seamen. After the first number we noticed an old salt in the front row bring out his revolver and begin to clean it, but Pugliese, like ( Irpheus. calmed the crew with his breath- taking performances. All went well after that until the octet brought down the house Third— Yearsley, Rohrer, C —Snyder, Dulaney, Stoddard, -Dawber, Kerslake, Jacobs, £ with What shall we do with the drunken We can skip the Gladwyn concert (only a practice affair) and begin again with the Altantic City week-end after Midyears. The club spent itself in the usual fashion. Both at the Dennis and at Haddon Hall we had such a good time that we ' re prejudiced t say that the concert went over well with a polite audience. Aside from this, nothing sensational happened we are certain no one went in bathing this year. There were the usual number of walks on the board- walk by the uninitiated until the snowstorm came, while the more hardly singers made trips inland — where we leave them undis- turbed. Twu weeks later the boys managed to get to Buck Hill ' s Haverford House Part)- in the wake of a snow storm and take ad- vantage of what snow was left to enjoy winter sports with their dates. After an uneventful concert, at which the audience sat in the last ten rows, leaving the first twenty bare, everyone adjourned to the dance where the catchy music of the Cali- fornia Night Hawks brought out the best in everyone. A reindeer barbecue (the hot dogs were better) topped off the night, while Tat Brown benedicted with Brother can you spare a Buck? Next morning many of us went tobogganing and got s-o-o-o stiff. We almost forgot to mention that Wright ' s School was up there. Twenty-one Wright ' s School girls, twenty- one. The following Tuesday the club joined Swarthmore in a Washington Birthday con- cert in Clothier .Memorial Hall. Haverford this time hail it all over the Hicksites ; even the Phoenix said so. But the dance in Par- rish was the fun- Casa Loma, you know, although we have newer gotten used to the cramped dining room or the collegiate llea- hoppers of our host. .March 18th, a select group of the Club sang in the Intercollegiates at the Academy of .Music. The boys blamed stage fright and fatigue for not taking the honors, hut Pcnn State really had an excellent club. Later, during spring vacation, some of the more ambitious singers joined in the Parsifal performance at the Academy. The annual Home Concert came on April 7th in our luxurious Roberts Hall. As at the previous performances, the depression kept attendance to a minimum. The season closed at Harcum School the next night. No hits (maybe one, or two), no runs, no errors. All through the winter the untiring efforts of Id Andrews, the best leader in yahrs, kept the boys in musical trim. Atmore and the octet, especially in the Mikado Song , could be depended on to make a hit, while the superb harmonica work of Pugliese kept the audience spell-bound. I At Atlantic City one elderly matron said she ' d have to tell her husband about it. because he likes to play a harmonica too. ) The only weak- point we could see was the brass octet, the vestigial remains of the Instrumental Club. Well meaning, but just unable to make the grade, these boys under Hunt Jones made some startling maneuvers through Wag- ner ' s Pilgrims ' Chorus et als. ENGLISH CLUB A FEW weeks after the present seniors came to Haverford a group of en- thusiastic English majors of the class of ' 32 banded together under the ban- ner of Irion and adopted the slogan to stimulate interest in English and the class ical drama. ith thai the) enticed many an unsuspecting individual into feeling con- science-bound tn join. Among the original and limited membership of thirty there were Truex, Clough, and Singer ol our After a moderately good start with the production of Marlowe ' s Doctor Faustus the club proceeded to greater heights the following year when the) followed Reitzel ' s advice to present the first quarto version of Hamlet- Here it was that the eccentrii McColl, a freshman, impressed the Roberts audience with his brilliance in the title rule. But more significant than that was the pre cedent which the club established when it secured the services of Mrs. Reitzel and Mrs. Dunn, and several willing Bryn Mawr women to act the feminine parts. It was a distinct relief to get beyond the synthetic sex age and see real women acting on a Ilavcrford stage especially when we re- call Irion as Helen of Troy in Faustus the year before. Truex played Laertes, while Clough and Dr. Reitzel turned tragedy to comedy in the grave-digger scene and had the audience rolling in laughter. The only activity for the last year was an occasional meeting and a performance on the campus of Romeo ami Juliet for the In m In of school children interested in Shakespeare, and later for the Hathaway Shakespeare Societ) at the Bellevue-Strat- ford. Not until this year of grace did our class decide that the ' club failed to gel all the support it deserved. aux took time off from the Cap and Bells and devoted it to the pursuit of Shakespeare ' s muse; with him he persuaded Dugdale and VanDen bergh to desert the sanctum of purity, the seventh part of the laund of l.oid. for the boards of Roberts ; I aub showed the Club that he would make an excellenl Stage manager and electrician despite his bat and there you are. fter much haggling, Twelfth Night was selected as the vehicle for production. Truex tried himself out in the capacit) of director with no little success, while more members of this class took part in the cast than evei b ion . lough ' s characterization of tips) Sir Toby was extraordinarily real- istic for a member of Haverford College; Vaux was a most impressive Orsino (es peciall) when the curtain turned mule at the Little Theatre!) The rest of the cast supported well, and Bryn Mawr again lent its valuable aid. Attendance at the College performances on November 19 was held down because of ram. but tin Hathaway Shakespeare Society- wanted to have the English Club entertain them again. After hearing the treasurer ' s report, the I bib said the) would be de lighted to do so — for the usual amount. March 3rd saw the performance of 1 welfth Night from the stage of the Little Theatre on Delancey Street. It was a great success, in spite of the high clouds of dust caused at one tense moment w hen the thrum tup pled over backstage. FOUNDERS CLUB THIS unique club has been the ulti- mate goal of man) an enterprising 1 Iaverfordian in years past. To be eligible a man must be versatile in extra curricular activities as well as in scholar- ship; in other winds a supposed miniature of a Rhodes scholar. But the only unique thing about the club for a g 1 man) yeai - was that it just existed and got its mem- bers ' names in the catalogue without any- one knowing just what sort of an organi- zation it was. Even today there are certain alumni who are finding mil that the) have been members all along ami haven ' t known about it until now. I ed hittelsey, ' 28, has been the aggres sive President who this year has put to practice the advice of Dr. Babbitt that Founders club assume as its activit) the task of making friends for Haverford. The upshot of several meetings was the largest banquet in the club ' s history held on March first, which more than seventy alumni and undergraduates attended. Up in the Old Y Room they listened to speeches by Dr. Beatty, ' 13, President Comfort, and President Adylotte, of Swarthmore. This class contributed seven members by the end of their junior year, and more may still be forthcoming. They are J. Andrews, Jr., Bachmann, who slaved as secretary, Lentz, Sargent, H. Scattergood, Thomson, and Vaux. If the new program turns out as it is hoped, they, along with other alumni members, will be recruited for continuing to make friends for Haverford. LIBERAL CLUB THIS organization, although a worthy one, has not been greatly favored by the present Senior class. Having few members who are of the banner-waving type we had little in the way of inspiring leadership to offer this supposedly pro- gressive body. Our most vivid recollection goes back to our sophomore year when Walton made those priceless introductions of speakers of such magnitude as Senator Burton K. Wheeler, of Montana, and Rep- resentative Burton French, of Idaho, not to mention the Socialist pride, Norman Thom- as, and Sherwood Eddy, authority on Soviet Russia. After this sally of publicity, all occurring within one month, the club seemed to become about paralyzed. Last year the outstanding speaker was Byrd Kelso, defense counsel for Tom Mooney, of the famous Mooney- P.illings case. The scarcity of funds has made it neces- sary to curtail an ambitious speaking schedule, and for that reason the club has largely disappeared from public view. Under the presidency of Bob Thomson this year it has confined its efforts to unpreten- tious meetings only one of which attracted outside attention. That was the one ad- dressed by Curtis I ' .ok, another student of modern Russia. Mr. Bok was secured through the eagerness of Dr. Steere, who managed to have him at the College for dinner before the meeting. INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS CLUB THIS elaborately titled group came into existence in April last year perhaps another April fool surprise — and has since been under the able patronage of this class. Sponsored by Dr. John Good- win Herndon, Jr., $BK, this club has lie- come almost a required activity for all Economics and Government majors. But being required makes it easy to belong to. It must meet only once a year, and its pur- pose is to enable the Government depart- ment to obtain several books gratis annually from the Carnegie Endowment for Inter- national Peace. So far it has had two very able presidents in the person of Edw. A. Moos, who presided until the end of last year, and upon whose resignation Howard B. Hager assumed the chair and Francis G. Hunsicker became secretary. ENGINEERING CLUB UNDER the guidance of Sargent the Engineers have enjoyed a success- ful year. They have been active in meetings held twice a month which have been addressed alternately by outside speak- ers and prominent engineers among Haver- ford alumni at one occasion, and by under- graduates at the other. The high point of their activity was in March last year when the club was host to the Student Branch of the American Institution of Electrical En- gineering which held its convention at the College. In addition to the meetings, mem- bers take trips occasionally to various interesting industrial plants in the Philadel- phia area. 10- CHEMISTRY CLUB THR )UGH the efforts of Dr. Mel drum and Pickard, its president, the Chemistry Club has had an interest- ing and scholarly year. The meetings, held every other week, have been well attended, for if you are a chem major you dare not miss a gathering. Most of the talks were given by undergraduates, while the resl were by two outside speakers. The subject matter of these talks was always over the head of the ordinary layman; in fact, it even went beyond what a lol of the mem- bers eoidd understand. But anyhow it ' s a good club, and almost the only one which does not include dues with membership. DEBATING PICTURE if you can and we know you can — Haverford ' s debating team, as of 1933. On the stage you see Stoudt and Lentz, debaters par-excellence. When we were freshmen they were aug- mented by Gage, and their combined efforts enabled our class to walk off with the Everett Society Cup. But Gage ' s pre- meditated departure forced the triumvirate to break up, leaving the first mentioned gentlemen to carry on. As sophomores they then encountered Lafayette, Oberlin, and Swarthmore, but they failed to resume active work until this year when they tied Cedarcrest, and later also the University of Maine women before an audience in the Union of thirty people on the question: Resolved that the Allied war debts should be cancelled. Two weeks later the season closed with a debate on the same question against Davidson College. Some day per- haps the College will see a real interest develop in this subject for it can be really beneficial when properly approached. As long as the rhinies have a team every year. we hope that debating will never die out completely. FIELD CLUB RANKING high among the less pre tentious undergraduates are the de- votees of the Field Club, raised to undreamed of heights by the zeal of Harry Jopson and his bow-and-arrow boys last year, and the less spectacular pursuits of Kmlen, and Hiatt the year before. With the possible exception of McMahon our class has not been given to the practice of actively expressing its love of nature and animal life. The club used to have fairly regular meetings where its own enthusiasts and guest speakers would tell of interesting disclosures of nature. Under the presidency of Hippie, ' 34, during the current year we have heard or seen nothing that would in- dicate a revival of this activity, except foi a meeting one night in March, of which he himself pleaded ignorance. The squirrels will always be with us on the campus, and so will the birds. Who knows but that a new group of field enthusiasts ma even now be on the make. CAMPUS CLUB X among the defunct organizations. V V Ab.st people are under the im- pression that this is merely high sounding name for the activity of Doggie Johnson which becomes si, apparent when his men spread the lawns with manure ever) fall But the Record this year has the pleasure of dispelling this popular misconception and ,uli Campus Club is composed of several per- sons living on or near the College grounds and a few unknown undergraduates. The} do their work humbly and quietly, but we must be grateful to them for putting up the new embankment around the pond last sum- mer and thus making that relic of pasture land presentable. EVANGELICAL LEAGUE FOR a more adequate description of the chosen few of the College, we best refer you to the Haverfordian ' s Chap Book. In a similar vein review it briefly. Ye holy friars of ye Abbey of Fire- Cracker bound themselves into ye League of ye Evangels that they might show unto their fellow knights ye sturdiness of their belief. Under ye artful guidance of their Master Singer they held predestined meet- ings where said Master would tellen of ye Lord Christ passing well, not only he him- self but e ' en other great spiritual lords and prelates, me list not hereof make no men- tion, whom Master Singer invoked to come unto I laford. Howbeit, all was not prayer and devo- tion among ye knights — aspirant, for lo, when, ye meeting dispurseth ye noisome rascals disband and fain give unbridled vent unto much fooler}- which be not in ye spirit to our Father in Heaven, but causeth much destruction. Sufficient unto ye time, ye Evangels, depart weary each unti i his own quarter. DEFUNCT ORGANIZATIONS DURING our brief stay here at Haverford, several organizations have gone the way. Whether any will experience a rebirth is not in our hands. Our class has been no mother to lost causes, because there are so many or- ganizations and so few students to support them. The Classical Club, at one time a very- lively organization has been out of the pic- ture this year. This may be due to tin- sabbatical leave of Petey Lockwood during the second half of last year, but we sin- cerely trust that Haverford will not allow her interest in the Classics to lag. The German Club had a very short life. It consisted in meeting with Hen Kelley and singing German songs. As soon as dues were announced, however, the club broke up and has not been heard of since. With even less ostentation the Radio Club disbanded last February after a brief re- vival by R. F. Hunsicker, ' 35. Not every- one realizes that the towers on Sharpless Hall are the remains of the Radio Club ' s greatest venture. Station WMAO. But that was in the boom years. Also the Christian Union deserves men- tion. It has not flourished during our stay at college. Founded to replace the deceased Y.M.C.A., it was supported enthusiastically by Swan and Richie, of the class of ' 30. Since then it has died down rapidly, so that the name Christian Union is a foreign to hi isl underclassmen. Above all we must not forget our in- immitable band which lent its clashing color to tlie home football games, the Swarthmore soccer game, and a few basket- ball contests in the gym. Those who saw it will never forget the straggling cohort of winded trombone and piccolo players clad in red sweaters and white ducks following first the jaunty Rogers, in the fall of 1929, and then for the next two years the dex- terous Holden. But this year Holden failed to return and since Bijur graduated there has turned up no militarist who was am- bitious or musical enough to organize the rhinie talent and the few old timers into a working body. If we ma} ' muse a moment. it seems as though the silencing of the band symbolizes the diminished enthusiasm which ought to lie customary in this college. We leave the buzz of extra-curricular activities as we recall to you the crashing, discordant strains of that prince of all martial airs Our Director plagiarized as Haverford Forever as our band played it. May the wind be blowing the other way. C ATHLETICS I igf ATHLETIC EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE DURING the current athletic year, from March 1932 until the close of the basketball season this year, the Executive Athletic Committee ratified the awarding of a total of 84 letters (in- cluding manager ' s ) and 34 numera ' s to participants in the eight sports officially recognized by the College. In addition, the Committee passed upon team schedules and made changes in the coaching staff. Roy E. Randall, former all-American quarterback at Brown, beginning in the fall of 1933, was engaged to take over coaching duties in foot- ball, basketball, and baseball. Me succeeds Ellwood A. Geiges in foot- ball, Samuel R. Taylor in basket- ball, and Roy A. Thomas in base- ball. This arrangement is in line with the new athletic policy of the College whereby a resident coach, handling a number of successive sports, will be in close contact with the players throughout the year. Financially the year has been a difficult one. The diminishing funds available for continuing Haver- ford ' s outside competition have been the greatest cause of concern. The mild winter weather again cut into the skating pond returns which in normal years aid considerably in balancing the athletic budget. But the College is fortunate that it has been able to continue its sports program and has to date, at least, not found it necessary to discon- tinue many of its intercollegiate schedules, as have several other ATHLETIC EXECUTIVE C M. I I TTEE— 1932-1933 President William Wistar Comfort, ' 94 — Chairman. Du. Feederk k Palmer, Jr. Dr. James A. Babbi it H. Tatnall Brown, Jr.. ' 23 Archibald MacIntosh, ' 21 1 1. Norman Thorn. ' 04 Paul H. Sangree, ' 14 E. T. Bach Mann, ' 53 H. L. Hansen, ' 33 H. W. Scarborough, Jr., ' 53 The awards are as Track, ' 32 Baseball, ' 32 Tennis, ' 32 Cricket. ' 32 Golf, ' 32 Football, ' 32 Soccer. ' 52 Basketball, ' 33 )llow Letters 17 .... 10 ... 7 ... 6 ..., 7 ... 17 ... 13 ... 7 ... Numerals 7 3 1 84 i i - 4 .ans. ( ' . Smilli. II.i],]i,. - ..h.l I ' l. ;i :mrs. I ,,nn. li.-lit Wilson. B. f Front— Van I .-nl..i _ II., , |.„,-. Hansen. ( FOOTBALL MEM BERS of the class of ' 33 were fortunate enough to take part in the most successful f, otball ear Haverford has enjoyed since 1916, the season of 1929. It also profited by the tutelage of Harvey Harman, now head football coach at the University of Penn- sylvania. Twenty eager rhinies heeded Harman ' s first call, among whom Sim ons, Battey, and Abbey were to see var- sitj action, while Moos, Hansen, Hager, Hunsicker, Rice, Gage, Craig Lent , and Blanchard formed a scrub squad which later supplied the majority of material for the varsity. The famous team of ' 29 boasted of such luminaries as I Morris, Hutch Millikan, Swan. Wriggins, Fields. Dothard, Conn, and Harvey, and made it difficult for any inexperienced freshman who had hope- of worming his way into the line-up. Simo ns and Batte) in the backfield, and Abbey at tackle, showed such promise, how ewer, that they were used frequently. Simon- became known as a hard runner, difficult to Stop, but rather weak- on defense, and Batte) as a fleet, high-stepping hack, who was a ter- ror in the broken field, once in the open. 51 oreless tie ith the Ursinu opened the season. It was the calm be- fore the storm, however, as the Morris =Bf machine got under way and bowled over Susquehanna, 19—0; ' Trinity, 14—0; Kenyon, 19 — 6, and Johns Hopkins, 30 — 0, in rapid succession. The Hopkins game was played in a driving rain, and brought forth the latent powers in Battey. Twice the rhinie star grabbed punts and re- turned them through the mud-smeared Blue Jays for touchdowns. The follow- ing week the team lost to Drexel. 7 — 0. At this time Egg Morris was second only to Eddie Tryon, Colgate star, in the high scoring positions of eastern col- leges. The traditional Delaware fracas found the Morrismen back in form, and the Mud Hens went down before a 20 — 6 count. Letters were awarded to 25 men, among them being Simons and Battej Football denizens at Haverford were dismayed at the news that Coach Har- man had accepted an offer to coach at Sewannee University. For his successor the management chose Elwood A. Geiges, coach of football, wrestling, and boxing at Frankford High School, and former Temple gridiron luminary. With but nine men left of the Harman regime, Coach Geiges began a rebuilding cam- paign which culminated in a fairly suc- cessful season. )f the class of ' 33 there remained only Simons and Battey, since Abbey had ' left college. Bill ' Tripp, brother of the immortal Burrell of the class of ' 29, had cleared up the scholastic difficulties which had kept him from par- ticipating freshman year, ami Tom White, a transfer from Harvard, became backfield candidates, while Hansen be- gan to show promise in the line. Cap- tained by Hall Conn, right end, the 1930 machine got off to a rather poor start, taking a 20 — set-back from I ' rsinus. but came back a week later to earn a scoreless tic with Susquehanna. This game marked the end of bite ' s college football activities, since he was carried off the held with a dislocated shoulder and broken wrist. The following week Kenyon College flashed a demon aerial game to win, 7 — 0. Trinity was sur- prised, losing to the Scarlet and Black by a 13 — 6 count. Trekking to Baltimore, and gridmen engaged in their first night battle, and lost a thriller to the Johns Hopkins team by a 32 — 13 score. The work of Simons in this game was a stand-out. Swinging up to Clinton, N. Y., the next week, the Geigesmen nosed out Hamilton, 7 — 0, a game in which the work of Pleasants, then a rhinie, was outstanding. C.C.N.Y. proved to be out of Haverford ' s class when the New Yorkers ran roughshod over the Scarlet and Black to the tune of 40 — 7. In the- rmal game the Delaware Mud Hens eked out a 14 — 7 victory in a tight game. Barnhurst, Haverford ' s diminutive guard, was brilliant in his line play in this con- test. Sophomores who received letters were Simons, Battey, and Tripp. 1931 found several men of the class of ' 33 promoted to varsity jobs. Moos became a regular halfback, while Hansen and Hunsicker found berths in the line at guard and tackle, respectively. In the opener a strong Hear eleven trounced the inexperienced Haverford machine. 24 — 0, on a scorcher of a day. The Main Liners put up a stubborn defense during the first half, but lack of reserve strength Hager and u told, and in the second canto the Ursinus team i..iinc into it- own to score four touchdowns. The succeeding week found the Geigesmen at Selinsgrove, where a weaker up-State eleven handed a sur- prise 18 defeat to the listless I [aver ford aggregation. Returning to Walton Field, the Scarlet and Black tasted vic- tory when they turned back the ash ington College gridmen by a 27 — 7 score. .Moo- and Hansen played a large part in this triumph. But Trinity reversed the tables, and turned in a 25- victor) over the Haverfordians. Johns Hopkins, as usual, took early advantage of the peren- nial Haverford weakness in forward pass defense, and rang up a 19 — victory via the air. The traditional New York State foes, Hamilton, fell under the inspired attack of Dothard, Moo-, and Pleasants; the Alain Liners emerged victorious by an 18 6 score. A much stronger C.C.N.Y. team was held to two touch- down-. The all-around play of Ray Webb at end was a feature of this game The season ' s finale was the principal dis- appointment of the year, as Delaware ran up a 31 — score over the usually effective Haverford line. Letters were awarded to Moos. Hunsicker, and Han- sen, who was selected to lead the 1933 grid aggregation. This fall football was slow in getting under way. due to the belated opening of College because of the infantile paralysis epidemic. As a consequence the Ursinus game was cancelled, and the Geigesmen opened against Susquehanna, whose im- proved team walked over the fog-bound Haverford eleven for a 37 — victory. A sharp reversal of form the following weel enabled the locals to resist the attack of the highl) touted Wc-leyan eleven, which was bareh able to eke out a 6 — win. In the stubborn defense dis played, the work of I Ian-en, Hager, and Hunsicker stood out. Several varsity men, notabl) Moo- and Pleasants, re- ceived injuries in this contest which kept them on the sideline- for the Hopkins game, and the Blue Jays marched away with a J — triumph. Following a two weeks ' lay-off, the Scarlet and Black went to Clinton and engaged the Hamil- ton gridders, suffering their fourth straight reverse by a 13 — score. Again it was the defensive work of Hansen. Pleasants, Hager, and Hunsicker which w a- outstanding. The table- were turned the following week when the Haverford gridders tasted victory for the first time in an ex- citing game with Washington College, winning by the close score of 7 — 6. Fred Patten ' s point-after-touchdown and Hag- er ' s line play, including the blocking of the invaders ' try for point-after-touch- down, accounted for the winning margin. Hager also broke up several Washington scoring attempts by his alert ercovery of enemy fumbles. In the final game the Delaware Mud Hens managed to win out by a 6 — count. Donning the Scarlet and Black for the last time, Captain Hansen, Hager, Hunsicker, and Moos contributed ster- ling performances. Letters were awarded to Moos. Hunsicker, Hager, Captain Hansen, and Jacobs, with the managerial emblem going to Masland in recognition of his fine work throughout the season. After the game Pleasants was named the leader of the 1933 gridiron eleven. Pleasants kicks out of dans — 119 — igj SHIR SOCCER BEFORE the soccer season began last fall anyone who doubted that Eiaverford would have anything less than a championship team was sim- ply uninformed. In the 1931 season the team finished their intercollegiate sched- ule undefeated, and in practice the boys on this team were consistently trounced by the jayvees. Now surely when these former jayvees joined the varsity — since the freshman ruling had kept them off their first year — Haverford would again see a first class team. The big ' trouble was that the boys on this year ' s McPete aggregation thought so themselves, and the real embarrassment came when they met Crescent A. C. in the first game. They found out how much they didn ' t know about soccer. From the start their main fault was that they tried too hard to be everywhere at once, and as soon as they found out that soccer can ' t be played that way they seemed to give up and ' just kicked the ball to get rid of it. Thus the season began ungracefully with a 5 — 1 defeat. The Clubmen always have a good team, so on the way home from Brooklyn no one felt particularly pessi- mistic. It was just a bad start. Nobody talked. ( Inly Blanc-Roos crooned to Hazard. ( Mi Monday next, McPete pointed out how poor their teamwork had been, and sent them back to fundamentals. The line ran through the dribbling posts, the halfbacks dribbled across the field, and the fullbacks kicked long passes. Now boys, the Navy coach tells me he has the best team they ' ve ever had down here. I want you to get in there 1S= and fight. Zintl gave his boys one last word, and the game was on. The Mid dies put Haverford on the spot and made the first score, but by half time the sides were deadlocked at 1 — all. McPete came dow n from the grandstand and told the fellows something about you can ' 1 win this way. When things got started again the Blue and Gold pushed much too near the Quaker goal and finally sank another marker. For a moment this seemed to pep up the Scarlet and Black who now made several successive threats, all of them spectacular, but not good enough to change the score. Navy- won 2 — 1. Before the Lehigh game at Bethlehem McPete warned everyone that Lehigh has never beaten a Haverford soccer team, and yon can ' t let them do it this year. Zintl ' s team got their first game, 2 1. One hig fault had been that the boys never got started soon enough. But in the Penn State game they worked the other way. The} scored their onl) goal in the first half minute of the game, and then folded up while the big crowd at this first home game watched State root four goals into the Haverford net. The next week-end saw the most rag- ged game of the season go in Princeton by the prosaic score of _ ' 1. The referee wis a joke, especially when he got sat down with a twisted ankle and subse- quently called the game almost five min- utes short. i Me had forgotten to take time out for his own repairs). The Scarlet and Black thus allowed the record of three straighl wins over the Tigers to go at that. Pennsylvania was next on the sched- ule. McPete gave the boys two days ' vacation. The varsit) got together of their own accord and talked things over. It rained pools on ' 88 Field when the team came out again on Wednesday, and the jayvees went into River Field to lose a game of water polo I or SOC( er. if _ on will). November 12th n.h the day of the football dance, and a big crowd turned out to see a football and 50C er game for the price of one. )n ' 88 Field, lighting a scoreless first half with the McPetemen, Penn in the second half made the first soac It roared a minute later when Russ Richie converted . cork Scarborough takes it th Blue net angled Tom Richie ' s pass between the posts for Haverford ' s second score. Penn came back to score again before the end of the game. Two extra periods failed to change matters and the best played game of the season ended in a 2 — 2 tie. Swarthmore had felt rather confident, and even seemed to think of the Penn game as a flash in the pan for Haver- ford ' s 1 ters. When the greal da i ame the College sang Poor old Swarthmore with more than customary reverence. In confident and business-like manner the home team showed the SOU shivering spectators that it meant to trim the Garnet. When the game was over they walked off with the honors l._ the COUnl of 3 — 1, the biggest score against the Camel in the ears we can remember. Rumors had it that Cornell was big and tough but not er (lexer. No one seemed to worry and all waited for that Thanksgiving l ' a morning. Someone even said if we beat the Big Red team I |,i ei ford would ha e an outside chance for the Middle Atlantic championship. e overheard the Cornell coach I 1 his team before the game, ll you can ' t get the ball, knock down the man. Cornell was penalized frequently and scored only once during the first half. But graduallj Haverford wore down and the Big Red team methodically pumped five more goals into the net before the -EF Cornell threatens on corner kick game ended. This 6 1 defeat was the climax In the worst soccer season in years. The dribblers had one more trick he- fore they ended for good. Bachmann arranged for the team to play I ' .ryn Mawr in hockey. In December for the first time in the history of the two insti- tutions, they played a mixed hockey game. Two full fledged referees helped to keep the rules in force. The soccer- men were not as rough as the yellow- tunicked lasses, broke only two sticks, and won by the count of 3 — 1. Captain Zintl, Scarborough and Haz- ards were first on the team part-time in sophomore year. Stanton joined them in getting a letter at the close of the sea- son junior year. Pelouze showed that it pays to stick around, and got his letter this year. Zintl was Mc Pete ' s choice for ail-American goalie when we were jun- iors, and this year he named Hazard at halfback on his all-Middle Atlantic team. Hank Scattergood, faithful for four years, led the jayvees this year. The team missed the help of Godley, who dislocated his neck during the summer. Bachmann, as manager, blew the prac- tice whistle when McPete wasn ' t around. BASKETBALL OUR class contributed very few men to the basketball team. In freshman year Jack Simons was our main performer on the court until mid-years, when Tat Brown decided that he should spend his time on studies in- stead of basketball. The season was nominally successful, with Irish Logan as captain, and a team made up of Al Suplee, Reisner, Bob Edgar, Katz, and Pennypacker. The quintet chalked up victories over ITsinus, Stevens, Drexel, Susquehanna, and ended the seasons b) defeating Swarthniore in a tight game by a score of 23 — 19. Scarborough received his numerals that year, and played in several varsity games. The 1930-1931 season was also fairly good, with Herb Reisner captaining the team. Edgar, Pennypacker, Katz and Simons, who played a great game at guard all year, completed the varsity. Gallaudet, Wesleyan, Amherst, Phila. Textile, Moravian, and Delaware all suc- cumbed to the Scarlet and Black, and, incidentally, every game played on the home floor resulted in victory for Haverford. The season closed with a tight game with Swarthmore, the Garnet winning by the close count of 32 — 29. Jack Simons was elected captain for the following year, hut failed to return to college in the fall. Prospects for the 1931-32 season looked very grim, since there were no letter- men about whom to build a team. Bart Gummere was elected captain in the place of Simons. After much hard work on the part of Coach Sam Taylor, a team made up of Gummere, Scattergood, at Uh forward, Flaccus, Monsarrat, and Scar- borough alternating at guard, and Bill Harman, a freshman, at center, went into action. The season was not outstanding, as the team won but two games, de- feating Moravian by a 2:!— 21 count, and Phila. Textile 40—21. Swarlhmore won a rather sad contest by the decisive score of 46—27. Scattergood had the distinction of being high scorer for the year, and Scarborough became 1933 captain. Last fall four lettermen came hack. Scarborough, Flaccus, Scattergood, and Harman formed the nucleus for the team. In addition there were Azpell, Mutton. Patten and Foerster from last year ' s jayvees, who showed promise. Bill Tiernan a rhinie, soon worked in as regular guard. The opening game with I ' enn at the Palestra resulted in the usual defeat of Haverford. The varsity now had Scattergood and Flaccus at for- ward. Harman at center, and Scar- borough and Tiernan at guard. Before Christmas vacation the team trekked to New England in a snow storm and gave way to Weslevan, 32 — 10, and to Trinity, 49—25. Hue to a trainman ' s error the sleeper on which the hoys were to return to X. Y. late Saturday night was left off the train, and they had to sit up all night, cursing the manager who w.i, spending the night at Hartford. Earlham then took over the Scarlet and Black bj tin- overwhelming score of 44 — 21. After Christmas the team showed signs of improvement. Flaying Stevens at Hoboken, they lost a g I game by the narrow margin of 24 — 19. The high-scoring game of the season was with South Jersey Law. Haverford won by the decisive score of 48—33. Hank Scattergood made eleven field goals and live foul shots for a total of twenty-seven points. The team then journeyed to Lehigh, played a poor first half, hut a -ood second, and lost, 33 — 16. The Taylormen then lost to Lafay- ette ami P.M.C. by wide margins. One .a the best games of the year came with Amherst, in which the Scarlet and Black showed its best form in winning 34 — 23. Against .Moravian the -Main Liners W on l.v .lose count of one point. With ten seconds to go the Moravian manager remarked to the Haverford manager, -well, this sure is a tough game for y ou boys to lose. Just as he said this Bill Harman sank the winning goal to make the final count 33—32. Haverford then lost similarl) close games to Susque- hanna. 37—35, and to Hamilton. 30—28. Swarthmore met Haverford thi on the new Lower Merion basketball court before a howling mob, and for the third consecutive year defeated the Main Liners by the one-sided margin of41 29. Hank Scattergood again led the team in scoring, with Captain Scarborough a close second. -15F WRESTLING WRESTL1 Xi ' . had its inception at Haverford in the winter of ' 31. when, under the guidance of E. A. Geiges, football mentor, and Harry Fields, massive tackle, a college tourna- ment was held, and gold medals awarded to the winners. The tournament brought out several possibilities for a future team, chief among these, in addition to Fields, who subsequently was runner-up in the Eastern Intercollegiates, were Foley, a promising lightweight, Hager in the middleweight class. Hardham as a welter, Job Taylor as a welter, and Moos in the light-heavyweight category. In 1932 the sport became a recognized one at Haverford, and meets with sev- eral colleges were scheduled. Ursinus came first, and Haverford earned a cred- itable tie. Temple, with an experienced and skilled aggregation, defeated the Scarlet and Black by but one fall, the total score being 30 — 25. Conspicuous in the team ' s success were Fields, who did not lose a match, Foley, a consistent winner. Taylor, Hardham, Moos, Blanc-Roos, Rhoads, Conn, Bar- rett, Hires, Stokes, Watkins, and C. G. Smith. All were given recognition by the College as a reward for the line work done. Fields and F le_ were entered in the National Intercollegiate champion- ships, with Fields reaching the semi-final round before being eliminated by Jack Riley, of Northwestern University. Hager, who had shown much promise in winning the College middleweight cham- pionship the year before, was unfor- tunately unable to compete, due to a shoulder injury sustained in football in the fall. 1933 found the .-port attaining a wide interest. The swimming pool, long a social problem at Haverford, was drained and converted into a wrestling theatre, with mat-, etc., to protect the boys from the formidable tile walls. Mr. Walton Forstall, former Lehigh grappler. was engaged as coach, and a promising squad turned out. While success was not marked in terms of victories over such teams as Temple, I , of P., Lehigh, etc., the squad received valuable experience and necessary fundamentals from Coach Forstall. Blanc-Roos and Conn were elected as co-captains, but the latter re- moved from competition because of an aggravated football injury. Blanc-Roos, Weitzenkorn, and R. Trenbath per- formed deeds which stood out during the season. Eight varsity meets were held, and one jayvee fracas, which resulted in a victory over Episcopal Academy. The first meet was at home, with Lafayette, and gave the up-Staters a one-sided vic- tory. While no triumps were registered over intercollegiate opponents, interest in the sport grew as the season pro- gressed, with a capacity crowd witness- ing the final meet with Penn in the wrestling emporium in the gym. Moos, Hardham, and V. B. Smith contributed for the class of ' 33, and Blanc-Roos, Truex, Evans, Aikens, R. Trenbath, Weitzenkorn, Williams, and others per- formed in good style, and form the nucleus for what we hope will be a more successful wrestling aggregation in com- ing vears. Third- L,;ik... Potts, Kshl,- - . .. ' ..I l:hn:nK M.Ginley. Front — Haddleton, Brown ling. Mclntyre I ' i-!i srattrrsood, I in .rman. Hotz m, VanDenbergh, Sargent, Andrews, Russell, Pages, Gage, Smith, Thompson TRACK ANY NE whose thoughts turn back to Haverford track teams will at once recall our inimitable ' Pop Haddleton as the Prime Mover of the Col- lege ' s cinder activity. No matter how poor and awkward each year ' s influx of rhinie track material may appear to the casual observer, Pop never gives up hope thai someone in that lot will turn out to be a point-getter in the near future. He must have been duly impressed l y the score, or more, of our class in rhinie year, who signi- fied their intentions of learning how to make starts, run with their arms as well as theii legs, and other fine points of this type of outdoor -port. During the 1930 season the track team was well supplied with experienced material and those of our class who had ability had yet much to learn before they secured places for themselves on the team. Haddle- ton saw a coming high jumper in Woos Jones. And Jones it was who was the only rhinie to get a letter that season. Those were the daw of Egg Morris and the Edgai twins who could be counted on con- sistently as winners. That year, for the first time in five previous seasons, Haver- ford lost a dual track meet. It was William and Mary who spoiled the record, hut Swarthmore came verj near doing the same when Pop ' s learn eked out a 62 61 5 6 victory over the Garnet. The team tied tor second in the Middle Atlantic ' s, and .Morris for the fourth time won the Walton Cup. He had always been good for firsts in the shot and discus. Unfortunately the most promising track prospects in our class failed to compete throughout their four years at college. After freshman year Jones di trouble with his heart and had to give up track. The same was the case with Bill Russell who had worked too hard at the two-mile run. Zintl was a promising high hurdler and won numerals sophomore and junior years, but failed to report this season. During these same two years Gage developed into the College ' s leading sprinter, unofficially tieing the record in the furlong. Under Pop ' s steady tutelage Jim Andrews developed into a hurdler. Al- not winning his H until last year, he began this season by scoring 13 points against Dickinson— il might have keen the after effect of representing Haverford in the Uympics last summer. Jack Sargent has keen another outstanding performer for the past three years, scoring consist- ently in the shot put and broad jump. The newest member of what is now the depend- able trio of seniors is VanDenbergh, who, after coming to Haverford as a sophomore, has been turning in creditable work in the hurdles. And before we leave the subject of seniors, Bob Thomson, as manager, proved a dependable guardian of diets, de- tails and directions. Sophomore year found the team winning all its meets except those with Lehigh and William and Mary. That year Foley made a new pole vault record in the Middle Atlantics. and Bob Edgar ran the half- mile in record time. At the close of the season only Sargent and Gage had received their letters, while Zintl became owner of numerals. Last year Lehigh gave the Scarlet and Black a bad start in the opening meet. Dickinson was subsequently an easy victory, but Hopkins won from Haverford by almost ten points. Delaware and St . Joseph ' s fell before the Haverfordians by wide margins, but Swarthmore, after giving a better account of itself than Haverford in the Middle Atlantics ended the season by breaking a precedent ami outscoring Pop ' s team 68-58. Foley again broke the pole vault record, and Fields, for the sec- ond time won the Walton Cup. Sixteen men received letters, among them being Gage, Sargent and Andrews of this class. Andrews was elected to captain the team for the coming season. As the Record goes to press the cinder- men have broken even in their meets. Dickinson went down before the Haver- fordians by the count of 71-55. In this encounter Andrews was the iron man with firsts in the century and the quarter mile, and a second in the furlong. Sargent took the shot and was second in the broad jump. Hopkins then defeated the locals by the narrow margin of 63 4 5 — 62 1 5. This time VanDenbergh won the high hurdles while Andrews took the lows. In the I ' eni; Relays, as in the past few years, the Haver- ford quartet finished second in their group. This time it was Dickinson who won in spite of the able running of Andrews at anchor. Other meets still on the schedule are Amherst. St. Joseph ' s, Swarthmore, and the Middle Atlantics. From advance re- ports Amherst and Swarthmore appear stronger than the local talent, but predic- tions are never reliable. The squad as a whole is well balanced. Potts and Richardson in the high jump, llotz in the javelin, Mechling in the half- mile, Duffield in the mile, R. Scatterg I and Bodine in the two-mile, Chapman Brown in the furlong, and Eshleman in the discus are others anion- the dependable scorers. BASEBALL Till ' . Class of 1933 started oft its fresh- man year with a large but mediocre turnout in baseball. From the six- teen rhinies who reported to Coach Roy Thomas in the spring of 1930 only four remained to see the season of 1933. The two stars of the aggregation, Rill Tripp and Jack Simons, were loo good for Haverford athletics and could not make the scholastic grade. Jack, who was a catcher, had a little trouble controlling his wrath at some of veteran Sam ' s decisions. Rleuit, the man who could, according to himself, play any position on the diamond, and Kelly Chadwick, the Mercersburg fast bail pitcher, soughl to convince Coach Thomas of their baseball prowess, but failed to do the same to the administration. Allen Hemphill, after two years ' success in the outfield, shifted his allegiance to the newly founded golf team. The team that year was captained by Al Supplee, a fine player, while Tripp, Simons, Hager, Scarborough found places on the varsity nine. The team won two victories in twelve starts. They won against Moravian and Osteopath}-. In 1931 Haverford baseball kept com- pany with the stock market, sinking to a new low, failing to win a game. Last year the team managed to beat ( )steopathy, and also toppled P.M.C. in a well-played game. Of the members of ' 33, Hager now became a star catcher. George Rice moved from shortstop to left field, ami was elected cap- tain at the end of the year. hour members of the First Entry ma- chine, Tin Far Hager, Johnny Haines, Ed Carr, and Whale Jacobs have con- sistent tried to rally Haverford ' s sagging interest in baseball. Hager has been varsity catcher for the last two years, having started in the outfield, played third, and finally settled down behind the bat. Johnny Haines has been out for the team inter- mittently for four years, and is never in- convenienced by any obligations to attend 13= practice. This year he has tied up with his colleague Jacobs to uphold 1933 on the J.V. diamondeers. Ed Carr has played every- where on the diamond, and lias successfully evaded two years of compulsory athletics. Whale Jacobs lias this year shown him- self to be a mighty fine ball player in his captaincy of the undefeated J.V. tram. He -reins in have an added advantage over other catchers in that his monstrous chest aids in his catching of foul halls. Only once iliil Whale ' s chesl fail to aid, and that time the hall hit him in the eye, producing a protuberance which earned him the title (if Pop-eye fur a time. Mendelsohn, I fodle) . I tazard, T. Smith, Craig, Scarborough, and Singer all have attempted to add to the prestige of baseball at Haverford. Craig even gol a uniform Ins sophomore year, and rumor has it that he had his girl make a special trip from Germantown to see the body beautiful enshrined in baseball togs. Stubby Scar- borough had possibilities and played lead- off man freshman year, hut has succumbed to spring fever ever since. At the end of a doleful season m 1932, there was every indication that baseball would he discontinued because of poor showings and lack of interest. But (hie to the energy of Captain George Rice, and die infiltration of a number of interested and capable rhinies, baseball has come back with a est this year. Practice was begun in the cricket shed shortly after mid-years, and such promising Freshmen as Chick Frazer, Tiernan, Purvis, Taylor, Gawthrop, and others have rounded out the weak spots, so that the team is enjoying fair suc- cess as this goes to press, having defeated ( Isteopath) and Amherst, and lost two very close games to Muhlenberg and Swarth- more. The Swartmore game was a heart- breaker, with Nicholson and Stetson in a line pitching duel which the Garnet finally won 1-H because of an error in a tight spot. Penn, of course, took the opener. l ' 3, hut Rice ' s cohorts avenged themselves on Isteopath) to the tune of 14-6. The strong Army team won a well-deserved victory behind the sterling mound effort of Sieman, on. a nd then the tough Swarthmore and Muhlenberg teams triumphed in close games, l-( . and I 1 respectively. Playing Amherst for the first time in years, the Thomasmen rang up a well earned victory, 5-3, behind the excellent pitching of Charley For the past two years the members of the team have been constantly aided and attended by Henry Gilbert, manager, and to him and Captain Nice is Haverford in- debted for a revival of interest in the Grand Old National Pastime at Haverford. HBF TENNIS A HISTORY of tins year ' s tennis team to the time of this writing is characterized by gradual degenera- tion. Before the season opened the pros- pects looked brighter than they had in many seasons. The boys had won ten, hist live matches last year while Monsarrat won the Virginia Cup. With Memhard, Monsarrat, Flaccus and Captain Lentz hack from last year ' s team, and with the addition of Hoguenauer, a former Haverford tennis captain, and Spangler, a local champion and formerly of Duke, the squad seemed to be well bulwarked with six dependable players. But the transfer rule brought the begin- ning of tragedy, and Spangler was elimi- nated before the first match. After the second, Flaccus was injured so that he could not play for about ten days. Now, in the middle of the season. Monsarrat has found a good job in Chicago and lias lefl the team minus one of its top men. With the games only half played, a good number of the players are on the dead list, hoping for added strength with the return of Flaccus. Despite the gradual falling off of its talent, the team has won four and lost two to date. 1 ' enn won the opening match with the usual 9-0 score, and Rutgers eked out a 5-4 victory the following day. Since then the team has won four straight matches, defeating Lafayette 9-0, Osteopathy 7-0. Gettysburg 9-0, and Delaware 8-1, and has a fighting chance of establishing a respect- able, if not remarkable, record. Difficulties will arise, however, in the forthcoming matches with Princeton, Lehigh and Swarthmore, and others. The contribution of the class of 1933 to the spurt is not at all imposing. Lentz, the present captain, is serving his third year on the team, while Green and Dugdale are playing this season for the first time. Through the last three years, Monsarrat and Flaccus have been the hading lights, and with the honorable mention of Gray, Barnhurst and Roberts, the tennis history during our stay at Haverford College closes. ' HST ' 1S= Back— Reynolds, c rav ford MiddU — Mallinson. Bowden Front— T. Brown. Hod-kin Ti ■ Cloug] CRICKET Tin .it 1W« hush Close I en to make and the match to win. Henry Newbolt. These lines fittingl) describe the thrilling match with General Electric on Cope Field on the last S aturday in April. With the score 89 80 in favor oi the isitors, ten minutes to play and the last man in, Coach Mallinson team had a magnificent oppor- tunity tn avenge its 232-35 defeat of lasl year. To make it a good story the truth of the game sounds stranger than fiction, for the Haverford XI really managed to win by the amazing score of 90-89. It was a grand victory from what had keen ex- pected tn ke the strongest opponent of the seas, m. In the opening encounter this spring the Ardmore Cricket Club downed the Main Liners l the respectable score of 124-100. Princeton Graduate School ' s team boasted several d players, and found the local bowlers for a total of 105 runs, while the College team chalked up a meagre 47. So far this season Captain Hank Scatter- good has keen outstanding as both fielder and batsman, w hile 1 fodgkin has been an effective bowler. In 1930 Scattergood was the mih member of ' 33 t i make the trip in Canada with the team. The next season lie and Washburn DeMotte found regular ising hat .ml a good fielder, s,, that his departure last year left a large gap. Bui lasl spring Eiardham, Stoudl and Hodgkin nf our class joined the squad and found places mi the team. I Ins spring Phil Truex also came nut. These men. along with the genial Clough as manager, are this class ' s half dozen contributed tn the tradition nf cricket at 1 laverfnrd. (  ut i a total nf six matches played last spring the Scarlet and Black turned in one victory. Thai lone triumph was at the ex pens, ,ii the Alumni who usually have de feated the College. Crescent A. C. Vis- cose, General Electric, Princeton Graduate School and .Middlesex all turned the tables un tlie locals. When the season closed Scattergood was elected captain, and along with Stoudl received his letter. Clough, Hardham and Hodgkin were those i our class who profitted by the liberal awarding nf numerals. Although there ha- keen the usual com- ment in past few years, nf the declining popularity n cricket, at present then- are 24 candidates reporting fur practice, so that in ' om e again t iodsell has two full teams for each afternoon ' s workout. We close this saga 1 reminding you that Haverford still has the only College cricket learn in the GOLF ALONG with wrestling, golf enjoys the distinction of being the most recently organized of Haverford spurts. It was largely through the efforts of Kendall Read. ex- ' 32, that golf finally received sanction from the Moguls of R oberts Hall. Merion Cricket Club lias graciously cooperated with the College in allowing our linksmen to use their splendid course for practice and matches; 1931 saw the first official schedule arranged and played off, with four victories and a like number of defeats as the result. ( )f L933 ' s members, Tom White. Ed Andrews, and Sordon were prominent. White was elected Captain in 1932, and with the assistance of Sordon. Andrews, and Hemphill, who had transferred from the baseball team, the team chalked up 5 victories and lost 6 matches; St. Joseph ' s proved to be easy meat, losing twice to the Whitemen. William and Mary carried off a 4-2 triumph which was more closel) con- tested than it seemed, while Delaware also, nipped in a close 5-4 decision. Dutton, a newcomer to the team, quickly established himself as one of the best. Letters were awarded to Captain White. Sordon, and Andrews, of the Class of ' 33, and Sordon was made captain for the coming season. The linksmen this year opened their schedule against St. Josephs on April 4 and were defeated by the narrow margin of 5-4. A few days later Pennsylvania chalked up a 7)A- y 2 victory in a rather one-sided match. Against Lafayette the Scarlet and Black again failed to register as the men at Easton carded a 7-1 win. Against the local jayvees Hill School scored a decisive victory. The dawn for this spring finally came when the Moos-managed aggrega- tion trounced Delaware 1 the decisive count of 7-2 on the home links, and then diil the same thing to Isteopathy. The remaining matches on the schedule call for engagements with Villanova, Wil- liam and Mary, the Alumni, Swarthmore, Lehigh, Temple, Rutgers, ami St. Joseph ' s, with an informal encounter with the Faculty furnishing the climax to the season. The opposition will be strong and predictions whether the season will lie a success are not quite in order. Therefore, as we close the sports section of the Record with golf, w e hope for the best. s= FEATURES i 3fi feia£ft S HAVERFORD IN THE NINETIES By J. Hem d. Till- ' , period of the mid-nineties marked a transition in tin- history of Haver- ford. President Sharpless, greatly beloved, was ripening his policies for :i model small college, and was gaining the wide-spread support which soon was to show results iii enlarged numbers and growth of plant. At this time the College had aboul 130 students. Its buildings were Founders (without the new dining and. kitchen addition), Barclay, Chase, an en gineering building since rebuilt after a fire as Whitall Hall, the Observatory, and hiuini Hall, the present Library winch at that lime served also as a public auditorium. The students practiced cricket in a long shed built against the present servants ' wing of Founders. In the new building program begun by President Sharpless in 1895 the Start was made with the present cricket shed. A short while later the Gymnasium was erected by the Alumni through an or- ganization of the classes which later erected several other new buildings. It was also while our class was in college that the growth of endowment funds was given a wonderful start b) Haverford ' s two greatest benefactors, T. Wistar Brown and Jacob P. Jones, who. together with the planning of President Sharpless, made possible the Haverford that we know today. isi.ir Hrown was for many years Presi- dent of the Board of Managers. I lis son was graduated in ' 93, but was drowned while at Harvard the following year. He thereupon promptly founded in his son ' s memory the John I ' arnum Brown Memorial Fund, and followed this a little later with the Mary Farnum Brown Library Fund, and still later bj the Moses Brown Fund for graduate work. These and other sifts from him for main ' other causes totalled aboul three quarters of a million dollars. ( n this first foundation came Rufus Jones to 1 ' professor of philosoph) in 1895. In the fol lowing year the widow of Jacob P. rones died leaving her husband ' s wonderful residuan legac) available to Haverford. Besides a bequest of four hundred thousand dollars, the College received their home and farm near ( verbrook, which finally realized These great additions to the endowment made it possible for Haverford to grow from a modest college into lie of foremost quality. But e en before this changi . Haverford had in the ' nineties outstanding names in her faculty. A.mong them were President Sharpless. Francis Ik Gummere, in English, Lyman Beecher Hall, in Chem- istry, Frank Morel) and Ernest . Brown in Mathematics, and main other splendid teachers. Cricket, the distinctive college Sport, was at its climax in the ' nineties. Haverford was justl) famous for the greal numbet oi good players that worked ever) year under the coaching of her imported English crick- et coaches, Arthur W Icock and Ed Hall. Every year there was great excitement over the three-cornered cricket championship contest between llaverford. the University of Pennsylvania, ami Harvard. In these contests Haverford generally fared well. I can well remember how we freshmen joined the upperclassmen in a inarch to Bryn Mawr College after a great victory over Harvard shouting the score: Two hundred and live to forty nine. Don ' t you think that ' s prett) tine! i if course, John Lester was the great hero of those dnvs he actuall) made a bat- tin- average of 100 ' _, in his freshman year, ami under his captaincv in 1896 we had the extraordinary privilege of the first Haver- ford tour among the great schools of Eng- land — a venture for which Henr) tope. ' 69, the famous advocate of Haverford cricket for two generations, was to be thanked. In football Hie all important climax of the season was the Swarthmore game. Through the ' nineties Haverford had sus- tained five straight defeats, but for some of us the unique jo) came in our senior vear when the former row of defeats was forgotten in the enthusiasm over a 24 victory, winch was the firsl of four subse- quent v ictories over our old rival. For a gymnasium we had the long room, later used as a laboratory, in the Founders est w ing. There . ims were first produced. Dr. Babbitt, who had just come from Vale, stimulated new- interest in these and in I [averford ' s earl) track teams winch began outside competition. In these days there wire no automobiles and trips away from the College were riot frequent. Studies and other college activ- ities absorbed most of our interests; lift- was healthy and there was plenty to do. Faculty and students all knew each other well. This was borne out in President Sharpless ' comment that he could call every Haverford student over more than thirty years i classes by his first name! A TUNE DETECTIVE GOES BACK TO THE TURN OF THE CENTURY By Sig miaul Spaeth, ' 05 THIS is a curiously personal assign ment. received from the editor of Haverford ' s 1933 Record, to dig back into the past from a musical standpoint and do a little sleuthing of our melodic and harmonic habits between 1901 and 1905. But this particular Tune Detective wel- comes the chance to test his memory, as well as the reactions of modern readers. In my freshman year, the musical boss of the College was C. Linn Seiler, ' 02, who really put Haverford glee and mandolin clubs on the map. He composed an ex- cellent operetta each year, and led us on trips to Wilmington, Lancaster and way stations, where Haverford ' s music made a favorable impression. Seiler composed For Haverford, the be t of our harmony songs. Ed Evans, of the same class, wrote the words of Com- rades, using the words to the Canadian tune of Soldiers of the Queen, with g 1 effec t, in spite of an occasional disregard of accents. Haverford, our Hearts shall Swell, to the old Battle 1 [) inn tune, was the stand-by, but we also sang Haverford Forever, to the melody of Harvard ' s ur Director. two rousing smi s by Elliott Field, which are still current. Breakfast, set to an old folk tune, was also popular. Seder ' s own Girl of my Dreams was : line waltz, deservedly popular. We had a lot of football songs aimed primarily al Swarthmore. Swarthmore hail a Son was set to an old college tune originally called Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, al- though none 01 us realized it. Another one followed the notes of Let the Lad} ' Ride Outside, and still another was originally Arrah go on, you ' re only foolin ' . My own contribution began with the line Big Swarthmore tried to kick a football, to an Indian song of the day about a Big Chief and a Kickapoo .Maiden. You can see how it might work out. We harmon- ized Mister, won ' t you show me the right way home? which has been strangely re- vived as the foxtrot, Show me the Way to go Home. The glee club of my senior year included Joe Morris, Henry Pleasants and Chester Teller, all of whom have recently con- tributed sons to the College. At that time two best musicians on the Faculty were Frederic Palmer, violinist, and Ernest Brown, pianist. There were some others who appreciated music, but weren ' t much at making it, although Bill Comfort had a nice close harmony tenor. Such things as dances or dance bands were of course completely unknown. It hail not been so many years earlier that David Bispham had to go down to the railroad station to practice his guitar-playing and singing in secret. Today 1 understand, Haverford has a course in the appreciation of music, and it is a pleasure to read comments on symphony concerts regularly in the News. Tempora mutantur, if I remember my Latin as well A BACKWARD GLANCE By Christopher D. Morley, 10 Ed. i i Mr. Morle US  irh a lerter, a pal •li i il ' H pn ss .1 uirh worls, favored which we rake pleas ire in .luoting. I T T 51 ei - incredibk MCMXXXII] (which has so long been in the background of every Haverford mind) is reall) lure and finds the body of the infected world, as Shakespeare said, so far from an easy millenium. It seems equally unbelievable that those cheerful sophomores, whom I amateurishly palavered about Shakespean . are ahead) seniors. 1 was in college at the time of the 75th anniversary celebration, and I remember I was assigned to escort Max- field Parrish about the buildings and act as Ins cii erone. 1 te was happy to rediscover some small red and blue birds he had painted on the wall of his bedroom years before. I I hey have since been removi a oi demolished. I think— it was on the eo nd floor of South Barclay.) Haverford gave us all some small bright birds of thought to remember, even though the actual plumage has moulted a bit. 1 tried, very humbly, in John Mistletoe, to suggest something of what Haverford has meant to me. I had the Centennial in the rearward of my mind when 1 wrote. I think too intimately of the college anil its many colors of life and thought to dare to add hasty lines under this immediate pres- sure. Now, more than ever, she has mes- sages we need. THE HAVERFORD THAT IS TO BE (Con ■ c,i • opportunity to wank out a unique educa- tional experiment. ( ne of the striking features of the ex- periment will be the strong emphasis put upon concentration of the field of study and upon the honor quality of the work. Every student will be a potential honor student. There is a good degree of evidence that the student body is already compos,, 1 of men a large proportion of whom are capable of sound scholarship. In both of the tests given in the students in forty Pennsylvania colleges, by the Carnegie Foundation, Haverford students— in the first instance in 1928 seniors and in the seeond instance in 1930 sophomores — took firs! plate b) a loin; lead. In all tin ps) i hologii al tests ?o far given 1 the Ameri- can Council on Education to freshmen in American colleges, Haverford has won first place. About thirty thousand freshmen in over a hundred and thirty colleges were included in these tests. Colleges have their rythmic rises and falls, ami high levels cannot always he expected in am one in- stitution, hut the quality of scholarship alrea I) attained is a happy augury. Haver- body not less than nine Rhodes scholars at I fxford. The freshman year under the new plan will include a sufficient variety of courses to make the students ' education genuinely liberal and at the same time to test his men- tal aptitudes and give him the essential tools for effective work as he progresses to more advanced stages. Before this year is finished he will he expected to have settled the general division in which he will do his major concentration work tor the future. The sophomore year will he a continuation under expert guidance of the master) of intellectual i ls. of the deepening of scholar!} interests and of the further dif ferentiation of the specific field of concen- tration. The junior year will mark a great divide from the introductory and prep. ii. i tor) stage oi higher education to mature and - holarl) concentration upon a chosen field of labor. Individual guidance and small conference group classes will replace the old pouring-in method b) lectun - Each siiideni will nursue his own individt of study under his guiding professor with frequent critical contacts with a small hand of kindred students and the professors who arc experts in his held. For a quarter of a century there have been honor men at Haverford working with more or less concentration, and aiming to acquire a peculiarly high grade of scholar- ship. The new epoch now proposed calls for a whole student-body composed of men who have such an end in view. Honors at commencement will be awarded to all stu- dents who have done distinguished work in their chosen field of concentration. Education under this plan becomes an indi- vidual business, with a high degree of autonomy and with large opportunity for kindling the mind with creative interests h calls for an enlarged faculty in the college, for highly trained teacher-., for a definite quality of intellectual leadership, and for an intelligent personal guide rather than a successful lecturer. The most important thing about a college after its intellectual honesty ami leadership is taken for granted, is the way it reaches the innermost life of its students and quick- ens the central aims and ideals by which they are henceforth to live. If it fails in that part of its mission, nothing else which it does can ever make up for its failure at this point. The religious atmosphere at Haverford has been as much a quiet normal feature of its life as is tlie beauty of the campus. Religion has been thought of not as some- from the outside, but rather as complete spiritual health. It has been a simple per- vasive spirit of reverence, of sincerity and of aspiration for the highest values of life. Haverford has throughout the years always put a strong emphasis on periods of hush and silence, of concentration and meditation, as vital ways to interior depth of life and spaciousness of mind. It has been a notable break in the rush and tur- moil of life and it has made a real con- tribution to the depth and poise of Haver- ford men. The quality of service which they rendered to the world bears plain evi- dence that virility and robustness of faith spring out of that kind of religious life. The college has stressed those universal aspects of religion which underlie the faith of all sects and communions. It has as- sumed that the basis of religion and the centre of its authority are within the soul itself. This inward basis of religion has given a foundation which no advances of truth had undermined or can undermine and which no progress of research or dis- covery can shipwreck. Education and religion have been re- garded as cooperative parts of an undivided process of life, a continuous adjustment of the individual to ever higher levels of living. The College has aimed to brim;- the new- learning of the aye into vital relation with religion — on the one hand to make advances in thought minister to religion and on the other to interfuse the joy and inspiration of religion into all the work of life and thought. This task- lias called and will con- Ptt |.n fl- ouring the entire history of the ( olli gi the facult) and students have me1 together each week for a short period of corporate worship mi a basis of silence and unpro- grammed speaking. This unique type of meeting has had a powerful formative in- fluence on the lives of many students, and it is a frequent testimon} of graduates thai these occasions often gave them in their college days a sense of the reality of God and of the meaning of life. lt value rest ' and is bound to resl upon an expectant and cooperative spirit on the part of those who attend it. and such a meeting helps in a vital way only when that spirit prevails. It will be in the future as in the past a living and creative influence only so long as it maintains an atmosphere of freshness and vitality, and actually cultivates in those who attend it the reality and power of an unseen 1 ' reseller. The College lias had al numerous tunes in its history persons of outstanding quality of character among the members of the faculty, whose lives have had a contagious spiritual influence on the students. Their main line of wmk has been in some depart- ment of instruction, but the unconscious by-product of their lives has keen revealed in the imponderable structure of character that has come to birth in tin- students of these periods. It may certainly he assumed thai those who are responsible for the wel- fare and ideals of Haverford will take care that there shall he a succession of such creative men on its future staff. This history has repeatedly shown the breadth and health of the athletic side of the college life. Athletics have not keen allowed to invade the inner shrines of the place nor to dominate its central interests nor to control its ideals. But there has been to the credit of the college a long line of splendid athletes and a notable spirit of sport. The new plans of development will provide for a program of physical educa- tion which will he an integral part of the entire educational work of tin- college. It is expected that every student shall take part in at least three sports, one or more of which should lie of a type thai can be continued through life. There will he an increase in the number of inter-class games played and an enlargement of the list of colleges of tin- Haverford type with which games of manj sorts can he arranged. It is planned to have a full tune professor of physical education who will he an expert in hygiene, physical training, dietetics and athletic direction, ami under whose over sight and guidance the different coaches of college sport will work cooperatively. It is planned eventually to have athletics at Haverford so well endowed thai there will be no need to depend on gate rei eipts to finance any sport and h thai provision one element of the commercializing of sport will be eliminated. The emphasis win not be on crowds, gate-receipts, and victories in a stadium, hut on the health and jo) derived from well-played games. The plans and expectations include also a marked expansion of the visible college. The library building is outgrown and can no longer hold the hooks that are needed for the new day. Another dormitory oi the general type of Lloyd Hall will be needed when, as is contemplated, Merion Hall is made over into an apartment house for members of the faculty ami when pro- posed changes are made in Founders Hall. Better provision is needed, too. for swim- ming and for other in-door sport-. A substantial increase must obviously be made to the available funds and the endow- ment of the College before the generously planned constructive program of the future Haverford can he put into operation. The world depression has called a halt to the immediate realization of these hopes, hut it is only a temporal ) hah. Nothing in the long run can defeat the w ell grounded faith and vision of the builders of the new I laverford. The alumni of the college have for main years shown a profound interest in all that concerns the life and growth of the college, and there has been constant evidence on then pari of enduring loyalty. More than a thousand old Students sent in statements of their opinion or gave their Suggestions in reference to the development Of plans for the future. The largest group of alumni gathered on April 18th, 1931 for the Pre-Centenary Day, that has ever come together on any occasion. There- is as the first century closes a spirit of enthusiasm and loyalty in all the family groups which constitute the college bod) the faculty, the students and the alumni, and it is equally the case with the widely scattered patrons of the college. The wise words of President Lowell of Harvard, spoken at Haverford on Pre- Centenary Day, may well be pondered upon at this junction of retrospect and forecast. lie said, A good college should not only stimulate a respect and desire for excel- lence among its students, it should also select for admission or retention those applicants who are, at least, capable of appreciating the magnitude of scholarly work. Too many men go to college with- out any real fitness for higher education, or capacity for profiting by it; and then waste the time of the teachers and com- rades or are drawn away from useful and honorable careers for which they would have been well suited, into others for which they are not adapted. Such men are a detriment to the institution without any corresponding benefit to themselves. The idea that going to college is one of the in- herent rights of man seems to have obtained a baseless foothold in the minds of our people. To select the lit and devote our energies to them is our duty to the public for whose service we exist. If the Ameri- can college is to maintain and enlarge its position in the life of our country the object for which it was founded, that is, a cultural education on a high plane, must be the dominant purpose, and must be so regarded by the members of th e faculty, for it is from them that the students take their tone in scholarly matters. Moreover the con- viction that the object of college is cultural and deepl) serious must be infused into the governing boards, the alumni, and the public far more than in the past. It may be prophesied that the colleges of the highest order in the coming time will not only appreciate the magnitude of scholarly work. but they will also be awake to the fact that the essential business of education is the interpretation of the significance of life. The universe reveals, or at least suggests, other realities than those with which laboratories can deal by scientific methods, and colleges of the Hav- erford type must never overlook those in- trinsic values by which, after all, life is truly lived. This review of a hundred years should shed some light on the trail that s oes for- ward to the next lustrum. Hut it should do more than that. It should increase our appreciation of the heritage which is ours. It should intensify our admiration of the founders and leaders who have transmitted the heritage to us, and it should kindle the hearts of those of us who are still here with new devotion and loyalty to the dear college that has mothered us. In the famous Dartmouth College Case. Daniel Webster finished his defense of his beloved college with the simple words, which we can heart- ily adopt: It is a small college, but there are those of us who love it. CLASS HISTORY Freshman Year Bi M iM ! It is the fall of ' 29 and there enters al I [avei Ford College the fa- mous centenary class of ' 33. Things an ro; g ; we are riding the cresl of the w avi I ' rospi i it) . prosperity eight ears of Republican administration have raised our standards of In ing to a level undreamed of before. We are living in a golden age, gentlemen ; nothing, ' i  T] [ING is too g I for us. We arc the consummation of the years of toil and sw eal of our forbears. And in u alas, w ' ■ 1 1 .- 1 e not the here withal tn earn our bread. We have no money; jobs are denied us; we are con- demned to the graduate school. Forced to live on our families, we tramp the sidewalks in a hopeless search for work. We have had a fall, comrades, a Fall with a capital F. We are the class that spanned the break, the last of the old order, but not the first of the new. In like a lion; out like a lamb, the famous centenary class of ' 33! We entered that fall with no premonition of the catastrophe that awaited us. Clad in pajamas on the opening night, we snake danced across the campus with lighted candles and carried out in humbleness what we knew to be the collegiate tradition. We leaped on the ground joyfully and wrestled with temptation; we rowed across Walton Field and shouted loud our notes in the organ-playing. For was not this a part of the college life thai we were sunn to be a part of? Was it not meet and right that we should continue the great tradition of horsepla) among tin- undergraduates? Next year in the same way we would welcome a new class of rhinie-. and the tradition w oul 1 ever live in the greater glory nf the Ameri- can college. h. blind and unsuspecting as we were! Little did we reck of the turn in the road before us. Little did we know that niirs was tn be the last of the rhinie initia- tions, that W e were tn entertain that nighl the last of the drunken alumni invaders. The last we were the last, hut in our child- ish innocence little did we suspeel it then. I n the next morning college opened of- ficially with President Comfort ' s vie.orou- attack in collection against drinking, hazing and 1 tlicking (those were the good old days). With this as a starter we got under way in true collegiate fashion. The boys in Barclay kept the home tires roaring in a manner which left little to he desired, while I )r. Reid kept In- i lassi s fn sh and interest- ing by little incidents such as that of Mistah Mendelsohns vicrolah. In fact, so loud and raucous was the din of our collegiate life that we hardly heard the rumblings of the stock market crash in No vember, that ominous omen of what was to be. Caught up hy the success of the foot ball team we showed our true collegiate natures by standing watch all night over the bonfire which was to celebrate the football and soccer victories on the morrow. But the climax of the season, and tl which as much as anything hailed oul the old and ushered in the new. was the cake- walk. The harem scene, the famous loves from history were colorful to say the least, hut most deeply impressed on our memories is a picture of those two notori- ous members of our class. Eddie .Moos, in tux and top hat hut minus trousers, and later, John Stoudt, the flaxen-haired boy with the military bearing, strutting hack and forth across the stage amidst a barrage of eggs and vegetables which splashed against Petey Lockwood ' s classical play scenery with interesting results. But in the next collection we were surprised and deep ly hurl to hear that from then on the cake- walk was banned. We even have vague recollections of the word pigpen being used ; hut surely that is a mistake. Yet the whole incident i- a sad example of a lime honored landmark left behind in our turn from the old to the new. ( ine more scene stands out in our mem- ory, a scene which we recall with relish in i onsidi rati I cei tain i vents that followed. t several of our numerous col- lege dance- that year a remarkable terpsi chorean incongruity had appeared known as the Ilea hop . ( Utr little picture con sists of Messrs. Dugdale and Haines, the originators and chief interpreters of this movement, ilea hopping reluctantly, vet vie. orousl) down College Lane towards rd ollowed by an enthus upperclassmen and even, alas, by their own ■ 1.1--! I Sophomore Year When we arrived in September every- thing seemed dead. In fact, no one even missed the rhinie hazing, so far had we regenerated from the manly spirit of our forbears. We were surely on the downhill road. But even so we had a very credit- able pajama fight. Never have we seen such an excellent imitation of the movies ' most dramatic prison riot. The stairs ot Center Barclay were packed with a fighting, S( reaming mass of men, jammed so closely together that several were crawling around on the heads of the main participants. Lights Hashed fitfully and illumined the naked, glistening bodies of the rioters. Water streamed down incessantl) from the upper regions. The struggle grew more in- tense ; the mass grew denser; something had to give way. With a splintering crash the wooilen railing tore loose and fell to the landing below followed by four or live unfortunates who were precipitated over mmm the edge. Then ' came a sudden hush while the injured were removed; then the babble broke out again, hut the party was soon over. So ended one of the most glorious battles in our short history. Our football season that year was rather a failure to those of us who had been nursed on the feats of the mighty Morris. The rhinie bonfire at the end of the season was .1 big success, however. It is estimated that no less than tight lire engines attended to the intense glee of all. In February there was a sudden stir and hustle about the 1933 program. Eight stu- dent groups were appointed to report on the dining hall, the dormitories, student government, the honor system, the tut sys- tern, student faculty contacts, extra-curri- cular activities and the assimilation of freshmen. The groups having made their reports, nothing more was heard from them. e shortly began to hear about l ' rc- centenary Day. We were a little skeptical at first but that soon vanished when the great daj came and the whole thousand visitors and alumni arrived and wandered gaily around the campus. After looking in on various classes, being duly impressed by Dr. Grant ' s Beth Shemesh specimens, Dr. Palmer ' s cathode ray oscillograph. Pro- fessor Rittenhouse ' s revolving eggs, Dr. Mesham ' s chemical flower garden, and just lots of other interesting exhibits, the throng gathered in Roberts to hear the Convocation speakers hit mass education. We, our- selves, heard the speeches over the radio, along with thousands of other unfortunate people in this country and abroad who were unable to be present in the auditorium. After the Convocation, the visitors ate in the Gym to the tune of the double quartet while we sat down to our humble meal as usual in the dining hall. However, it has been reported ( we weren ' t there ourselves of course) that a number of students were seen in the gym looking remarkably well fed. The rest of the day was devoted to ath- letics and an evening performance of The Queen ' s Husband . Altogether it was a most successful occasion. We, the under- graduates, were amply rewarded for all the rigors of wearing a coat and necktie, by 1). Kenneth Rose, publicity agent, who com- mented as follows in a note to the students : There wasn ' t a single Haw in the program. The results exceeded our expectations. We are greatly pleased. It was about this time too that the ex- periment with music in the dining room was made. For several evenings we sipped our sou]) to the soft strains of Guy Lombardo and his Royal Canadians, but the experi- ment was a failure. The student council voted down the idea for the following reasons I we quote the News): They claimed that if the music were loud enough to be heard it would drown out all other sounds, including requests to pass food, and if it were mild and gentle it would probabl) be nearl) inaudible. On Friday, Maj 15, the 1931 o season reai h d its climax in the funior Prom. ( In Thursdaj night, Ma) 14, the season for putting automobiles up on Rob- erts Hall porch and decorating the nearb) trees with tissue paper reached its climax with the expected results in collection. Soon after, the class of I ' M! stepped out into a cold, cold world and the runiors vol seven members elected to 1 ' hi Beta Kappa i the brighties! I. But we almost forgot. There was one i mii of the year which we can b) no means omit. .Ml our dearest ideals ami dreams about the absent-minded professor came true when one of our best loved teachet appeared in collection without a necktie. That alone would have made a successful year. At the beginning of our junior year we had begun to feel tile grip of the depression. Of our original class oi about ninet) one, we had lost eighteen members. The change had -el in. The students who arrived that fall had begun to lose the carefree, col legiate look so characteristic of the old order. A serious expression had begun to creep in. The realization that tuition hills were no longer mythical things, automatic- all) attended to by trouble-free parents and that we were really paying for our educa- tion began to dawn on us. Yet the change was still gradual. Idle popular pamphlet A Thousand Haverford Alumni Speak Their Minds stated that onl) one and one-half per cent of the alumni reported themselves unemployed. Hut the most in- teresting article in ' hat little pamphlet was the one entitled Family Data on Haverford .lliiiniii. A part of it reads: The entire married group averages l.S children per family, not quite enough for these educated parents to replace their own numbers, hut. of course in man) cases their families are nol complete. Ever since then our whole purpose in life has keen to gel married am! make up thai deficit of .2 children. In the middle of ' Ictober the old spirit ll.ired up for a w hile w hen 0U1 sisti I I ho- of rhinies manhandled the sophs in the pajama fight and thereb) earned the righl to sue ' here ' s to thirty-five for we rut the sophs alive. But our enthusiasm was short-lived. Two weeks later the Merion Title and Trust closed and the true state of affairs was forcibly and painfully broughl I ' to us no mailer how ,,hli ions we had been before. Our undefeated soccer lean ' was some comfort during basketball s ason I. ut even that was forgotten later in the spring scramble to obtain agencies and rooms in old Lloyd. Things were pretty dull, in fact, until the time came to think of the Prom and even that was a period of strain for the class officers in a plutocratii gesture raised the dues to twelve dollars. But when the long-looked for da) arrived. u was worth n. Noble Sissle managed t convert the tea dance in the I nion into more of a show than anything else, ddiat night we stepped out onto the deck of the S.S. Something or other and were very nautical hut nice. If the orchestra had keen good before, it was superb thai evening. Again and again it Stopped the dance while we crowded around to see the drummer go tiger hunting or to hear the whole orchestra sing The Old Ark ' s A-movering Along . In fact, modesty alone prevents us from saying more than that it was the most suc- cessful Prom ever held at college and will never be surpassed. Hani on the Prom came the fire engine incident. The firemen, having been fighting a man-sized lumber-yard fire all day, were disappointed in our little newspaper blaze all around the front of Lloyd, and threat- ened to take the hose through the dormi- tories. But the Dean, ( iod bless ' im, smoothed things over. Close upon this outburst came the Presi- dent - of - the - Haverford - College - Stu- dent ' s - Association - being - put - in - jail incident. But the most amusing part of that affair was not the expression on Dr. Com- fort ' s face when, as he sat waiting for our president to show up for the cricket game, he was informed that our president was in jail, but what happened to one, Gifford Byron Shelley Irion. This famous aesthete being of a romantic turn of mind was out to have himself put in jail too. But im- agine his chagrin when the officers would not have him. So ended the year — for us, at least. ! em When we returned that fall our last doubts had been removed. We knew that we were not a- other people. Our pros- pects after graduation were more school or maybe a hopeless job selling refrigerators on commission. The last vestige of col- legiateness had vanished; we had assumed, the serious look- of men whom care and worry had marked for their own. The Dean opened college officially by sternly announcing that there would be no warning before the ax fell. Since he was talking about cuts, we deemed this very appro- priate. College was under way, but the old spirit was gone. Instead of the healthy outlet of hell-raising, we played bridge or went out and got drunk like weary business men. We studied harder, and sang less in the dining-room. Great was the contrast with the carefree collegiate days, for we had reached the lamb stage. We cared more about Hoover and Roosevelt than we did about our football team. ( hir forbears must have turned in their graves. gave us a happy chance to vent our political spleen, while Kelsey, Steere and Herndon talked up the candidates and Neddie Snyder presided. In the middle of Novem ber I nele Billy went to China and the Cotillion Club began to hit its somewhat wobblj stride and thereb) hangs a tale. the soccer team wasn ' t so g 1 but re- deemed itself when, by sheer length of limb it trounced the I ' .ryn .Mawr hockey team 3—1. This affair gave the whole student body a chance to show off and ever since then, strange to say. we have had a rather peculiar reputation at Bryn .Mawr. In January a pig attended the soph-senior barn dance hut the incident was severel) condemned by the News. Altogether it was a very apt time to remark ' . After all you ' ve go1 to thaw the line somewhere. i mi. more event is worth) of notice. After years of ahuse by everyone, not by any means excluding the News, the Haver fordian came through with a Chapl k in ye oulde Mallory style that full) evened up the score. The News, in particular, was absolutely stopped. (Guess which side we were on.) The Haver fordian, we suspect, will ride for many a day on the reputation of that great victory. Such, very briefly, has keen the histor) of the I lass of ' 33. Arriving in the last stages of the old collegiate spirit at I laverford. we have watched the ancient landmarks of hazing, cakewalk, pajama light, drop u - by one below the horizon. Arriving at a time when the world was the college gradu- ate ' - oyster, we leave at a time when we will have a hard struggle even to find a place. Coming in boisterousness and leav- ing in thoughtfulness, we have spanned the change from the collegiate to the scholastic. Arriving in financial comfort, and leaving, many of us. in financial difficulty, we have spanned the change in the outside world from top-heavy prosperity to depression and unemployment. Hut must important of all we have spanned the change in ourselves from callow devotees of horseplay to fairly sane and thoughtful youths who realize that life is going i,, he a serious place for us. illowing fields Law Busim ss Teaching Medicine Lingineering Journalism ... Banking Insurance M imslry Accounting .. Chemistr) Ilu Theatre I (oubtful We wonder how close an approximation this will he when, for instance, we take this volume from its shelf ten years from now. ' fen years from now! By then we shall he well on our various ways. And thos L - ten years will have keen the mosl adventur- ous of our lives. That is what the struggle really is to us. an adventure: regardless of our apparent cynicism. We may have become a hit more sober in spite of the return of beer in April hut that has not kept us from believing with youthful opti- mism and confidence that the upturn will come and that these four years of collegi although carefree and perhaps more pleas- ant than the prospects of the immediate future, have given US the proper direction to follow in the years to come. The campus is again in it usual spring beauty. We can ' t help catching the grow m- sentimenl during these closing weeks that here is a place we inav have learned to appreciate not enough until very late. In connection with getting dat; Record we found the members of r the SWISS FAMILY HAVERFORD ACT I (The scan- is on the bridge of the ship .lineman Scholar in winch our den, college, upon the advice oj the Board oj Managers, who believe lite students need a broader and more comprehensive education, is making a university cruise. .1 shoulder-high canvas- covered rail runs obliquely across the right side oj the stage .cinch is the forward end of the bridge -It the bach is the railing across the wing of the bridge and beyond. the beautiful soft blue waters of the sunny South Sea Right center are the speaking tube, compass and ship ' s wheel with a quar- termaster steering .it the left trout is a table and a chair, [chile behind them arc lour or jive rows oj classroom chairs facing the audience Those are filled with glum look- ing students, for it is eight-thirty Monday morning. The students arc dressed in knickers, corduroys, dirty sweaters, skin coats, etc . as usual. At the right, Dr. Com- fort in dark gray knickers and coat, but with a white yachting cap on his head, is pacing up and down the length of the bridge with his usual salty roll. He is obviously the skipper. One bell strikes and Dr Reid nattily dressed in a light gray suit, stiff collar, green necktie, gold watch chain and soft hat with his mustache neatly waxed, comes puffing up the sea ladder at the extreme left o] the static lie salutes the skipper who returns the salute and starts to go below I DR. COMFORT: Course- is sou ' sou ' west a quarter west, Mr. Gummere will relieve you at nine-thirty. (IK- disappears down the ladder.) DR. REID: Very well, suh. (Then putting down Ins hat and two incredibly delapidated books on the table, he turns to the students.) Good mohnin ' genlmun. This was a fine idea of mine having the class up on the bridge. Plenty of fresh air up heah. ( ,• walki ovei to the rail and shirts to open an imaginery win tlow but catches himself just m lime.) Now we come this mohnin ' to the ver ' intr-stin ' sub- ject of the binomial theorem. Open your books, please, to page two hundred and forty- two. I ' h Mistah Jones will you please solve the first problem? MR. JONES: Uh-h-h. DR. REID: Next man. NEXT MAX: Uh-h-h. DR. REID. Next m- , uh pardon me, genl- mun, I seem to have the wrong page here. Let me see now, lm 1 k ' s getting a little old. I guess I ' ll have to be getting a new one pretty soon, tile thumbs through the boob and be- ams laying the pages out as ij lor a game of solitaire ) Well it doesn ' t seem to be here, I guess I must have mislaid it. (Further search.) Xo, no. here it is. It was m the back of the book all the time. Hub, hub, hub. (This is a signal lor a chorus oj guffaws from the class.) DR. REID: (Standing with one hand on a spot midway between Ins hip and the small of Ins back, he beams on the class.) You know genl- mum, this reminds me ot a ver ' amusin ' story about a famous mathematician that lived in Baltimo ' . Mistah Smith you come from Bal timo ' don ' t you? MR. SMITH: Yessir. DR. REID: Well you know where Charles St., is, don ' t you? Ml; SMITH : Yessir. DR. REID: Well, this mathematician was walk- ing down Charles Street one day doing a ver ' abstruse problem in his head and he noticed this blackboard alongside the street. So he started to write out the solution of this prob- lem on the blackboard, not noticin ' y ' under- stan ' that this was the back of a hansom cab. — in the old days they didn ' t have so many automobiles as they do now you know, huh, huh. Well anyway the cab started to drive off and this professor ran after it doing this prob- lem (the arm groivs broader) and it must have been a ver ' amusin ' sight to see him running through the streets of Baltimo ' writing on the back of this cab. Huh. hub, huh, huh. (The class responds with unusually loud fiutjaws -which gradually subside into snick- ers. Dr. Reid beams all the time. ) DR. REID: (After silence has been i. Now- to get back to the lesson, uh, Mistah Jones, will you please give the solution to the first problem on page two hundred and forty- two? MR. JOXES: Uh-h-h. DR. REID: Pardon me Mistah Jones, but 1 must say that you-all don ' t seem to be prepar- in ' yo ' lessons very well these days. Remem- ber now that there ' ll be a written recitation next Friday covering — LOOKOUT (loudly from off stage right): Ship ho! Two native women in a canoe. (The students leap to their feet overturn- ing their chairs and rush eagerly to the for ward rail over which I ' r. Reid is already leaning, staring out over the water ) ALL (excitedly): Where away! LOOKOUT: Three points off the port bow. DR RIM I) (to the helmsman): Hard left and use a little dispatch, sub. (The students are not satisfied ' .villi the alacrity of the helmsman and three or four of them push him aside and take the wheel themselves, spinning it rapidly to the lei I Everyone else is gazing eagerly ahead. Dr Reid manipulating ii pair oj binoculars ) DR. REID {tensely): Steady, genlmun. steady Hold her on thai course ... a little left, that ' s it ... a little right . . . steady. STUDENT: They ' re heading for that little land. We ' ll have to cut the ff, sit DR. REID (stepping over and shouting into speaking tube i Professor Rittenhouse, s cain ' 1 you give us a little more speed? Thei a couple of ladies sculling past us in a punt heah. SPEAKINi Wile, DR. REID (Coming more and more under the excitement of the chase): We ' re gaining on them gentlmun, we ' re gainin ' on them. LOOKOUT: Breakers ahead— right under the bow s, sir. DR. REID (waving his arms wildly): Damn the artillary flitch your wagon to a star and don ' t give up the ship, genlmun— England ex- pects ever) man to do liis duty — surrender! We have not yet begun to fight we have- met the enemy and — ( There is a Una! crash The ship trembles and several students are thrown to the deck. The curtain tails amid confused shouts of Ian the lifeboats women and children first . ) ACT II Scene i (The curtain rises on the desert island where our college lias been wrecked The stage represents a little clearing surrounded by palm trees. .It the left, leaning against a large tree squats Dr Comfort, clad only in a grass skirt, smoking a large cigar and reading what is obviously one o] Ins special list of classics which he has taken along with him for just such occasions. .It the right are discovered Professors Reid, Rittenhouse, Cummere, Wilson ami Dunn, seated an the ground in a semicircle They are all dressed in grass skirts except Dr. Reid who is taste- fully arrayed in a fig lea) ..lie lias his soft : however, ami Ins mustache is still neatly waxed la balance Ins aline I he pro fessors are obviously engaged m a weighty discussion. ) MR GUMMERE: Well, gentlemen, now that we ' ve decided that some sort of shelter should he contrived, the only question is, what will it be? Professor Rittenhouse, perhaps you will give us the benefit of your experience on this subjei i I k ih RITTENHOl SE Well, first, I ' d like t.. saj that tin- department welcomes a chance to come Up against a real practical problem. I ' ve i ten stressed the fact that college i sn ' l the only place where we are being ti ted, it fact life is just full of lest- onl) sometimes we don ' t know we are being tested But to get hack to the subject, the department alreadi ha- o„e student doing some ver) special work on this problem Of .nurse these trees around here nueht vers well he used for material. As Powei ami material mean money, ami money means dollars and cents, W liavi to I these things from a dollars and cent icu. ou there are two, uh. well, possibilities here Dr. Dunn can you suggest what the) i ' • hum i annot i DR. COMFORT (automatically from other side a] stage I : Vite, ite, monsieur ! PRI )F RIT1 I. M li ! M Well. Dr. Wilson, ah perhaps you can help us out. ( Dr. Wilson is also at a loss I PROF. RITTENHOUSE: Well, heh, heh, I only meant to suggest thai then are two meth- ods we could use Inn i uli, i we can get the wood from this side of the island or we can .yet it from the other side of tin- island Xow Dr. Reid which method would you suggest as the most practical? DR. REID: Get it from this side of cose, uh. PROF. RITTENH USE I loes everybody i hi • 1. that? Th at ' s it, of course. I just wanted to show you thai there ' s a real cnemierme prob- lem here, a tinny that engineers havi to face all the time. It ' s an actual question of dollars and cents; that ' s the important thine nowadays. Well, as 1 was saying, we have one student do- me some ver) special work on the strength of materials, ami although we ' re a hit handicapped by the loss of our testing machine, we hope to have some important data on that in about two months. By that time we can have the hut designed and the blueprints made, as we already have a student dome some ver) special work on i! As to the dcsieji of the structure, the Philadelphia and Western Railway, our neigh- bors just across the wa at college, have in- troduced something new. 1 think it would be rather good if we could have something itr amlined. hat do you think. Dr. Reid? I suggest either paraboloid. This pi , iblem in cal- for tlu- elliptic squared plus J minus t v we gel ,1 minus tv i .11 d t nave onen pouueu mu i [O, the modern en things from a dollars ami 1st look at DR REID: Absolutely, suh. a semi-ellipsoid or an lliptii introduces an extremely prett) cuius. Taking the formula paraboloid i squared ovei a .,in n ed over b squared equals differentiating according to x me sec now, is n plus two It ' s all m the hnke. genlmun, ute while I go ask Mistah I to remembei i en Dr. Reid.) MR. GUMMERE: Well there ' s one more con- sideration in the construction of out hul and that is prob ■ lion Erom « ild 1 asts I ir. Dunn, can you help us on this question ? 1 iK l i( i who is , ompletely at home in his ,;i s presidenl of the ■ and Reptili Society, 1 would sa) that the most important fauna in these p the bombinator pachypus, the pelodytes punc- tatus, the olytes obstetricaus, the hyla the rana temporaria and the bufo vulgaris, till of which are comparatively hai I would strongly advise against eating the eggs of the rana esculenta especially if they have become perennibranchiate at a phylogenetically old age, which is often the case. Of course another harmless animal which we need not fear, is the gampostenyx batesi which shows a uniform modification of the terminal phalanges of the second to the fifth toes — generally bifurcated rarely obtuse and — ( 7 he curiam jails slowly.) (The curiam again rises on the clearing hut naze tl is midnight The black shadows at the jungle are only kept had,- by the dull red glow a, a dying campfire in the center of the stage, la the blackest shadows about the clearing are vague stirrings and whisper- ings, hut they are unnoticed by Oscar, the only visible character on the stage, who is sitting on a loo by the tire, heal over a large black ledger in which he is writing lie is evidently making out the quarterly tirades, for ztue ' can hear a low muttering . . seven - sir— eleven— add one— tunes lour— sixty- seven pianl two five plus. Eight — fourteen thirty-two ' Gradually the rustlings at the right of ' he clearirg grew hauler and there step softly out on tiptoe, five hideous, naked savages in war paint with gleaming bones slack through the knots oj hair on their heads I hex erect stealthily out to where Oscar is sitting all oblivious There is a ntd- den muted scuffle; then all is silence. The savages tiptoe stealthily away again in a ( roup leaving the deserted fire and the open ledger as mule evidence oj the tragedy that has taken [•lace ) Scene 3 (This scene hikes place on an afternoon a week after the previous scene ' J he clearing is discovered full oj students and faculty members sealed in rows on loos anil stones, all facing towards the left where there has been creeled a rude platform and a rostrum. The scene reminds us of the lecture room in the Union, exec ft. oj course, for the wild setting and the fact thai the members of the audience arc dressed in mass skirls, annual skms and G strings, and have a rather wild and unkempt appearance. ' The steady hit::.: o, conversation is suddenly hushed when Dr Hotson, clad in a magnificent leopard skin and carrying a bulging green beige baa over his shoulder, enters Iron, the riobl. walks briskly across the stage and mounts the plat- form. There is a burst of applause. Dr. Hotson turns the green baa upside down over the rostrum and shakes it .! mass oj three- by-five-inch wooden chips covered on both sides with neal scratches, falls out onto the rostrum Dr. Hotson picks up the first chip, looks at it for a moment, looks up at the audience, adjusts his alasses and bet ins speaking ) DR. HOTSON : Ladies and gentlemen, you all know the definition of the word serendipity. This afternoon I am going to tell you a few discoveries 1 was fortunate enough to make a short time ago in my researches along the beach of Haverford Island. The beach of llav- erford Island, 1 find, is almost as fruitful a hunting ground as the London Record Office. Now here I have an extremely interesting bit nl wood, which I picked up a short while ago. (He delves beneath the pile of ships and pro- duces an old weatherbeaten piece oj drift- wood l If you will notice, there are two barely legible letters on erne side. Obviously a part of some old ship or other. The letters C A, you see, are part of the ship ' s name. Now the first problem that I had to contend with was to discover the ship ' s complete name. This was done by first going carefully over all the names of ships, men and women, I had ever heard of. After days of painstaking la- bur when it seemed as if no light would ever be thrown on the subject, it came to me like a Hash — Carrie. The name was without a doubt, Carrie. Of course this cannot be proved as definitely as a geometrical theorem, yet the proof b the deductive method of research is conclusive, as you have seen. From then on, the going was comparatively smooth. What was the rest of the name? Bradford, of course. The Carrie Bradford out New Bedford — the very sound of it makes it obvious at once. So you see how much can be discovered from a seemingly hopeless bit of evidence. This bit of driftwood was lying on the beach passed by hundreds of scholars. Right under their noses, you might say. But let us delve deeper into the problem. So far we have discovered that the ship Carrie Bradford, of New Bedford, probably a whal- ing ship, was wrecked near this island in nine- teen ten or thereabouts. The da duced from a careful examinatio of decaj of the w 1 The next who was tin owner of this ship these old ships were generally some relation of the owner, we may assume that the owner ' s name was Bradford and the ship named alter his wife, Carrie. The only question left was, what was Captain Bradford ' s first name? Well, we can solve that by ask- ing ourselves, what kind of a man would marry a girl named Carrie? Obviously one — (. this instant there is a commotion at the right of the stage and Taker conies rushing through the brush into the clearing, shout- ma i SAKER: Everybody attention ! 1 was just tak- ing a walk, you know down by that big clump of trees on the other end of the island, when I saw a crowd of perfectly horrible savages gathered around a big pot and in the pot was what looked like Mahatma Gandhi taking a bath. But when I looked again 1 saw it was Mr. Chase. They ' re just about to cook him up for a big meal. Somebody do something quick ! be de- : slate alter ( The audience shrink back into their seals in dread There is complete silence except one little spot oj i ommotion in . ■ ■ m a hii h a ■ ou e pi 01 eeds.) VOU I I ' ll 1 -- right the-ah, soon ' s I put on my nihil ahs. (Dr Jones rises from the middle oj the audience, picks his way out and strides off stage to the right The curtain falls.) Scene 4 (The curtain uses on the empty clearing The logs and Hones are arranged as 111 the previous scene, but instead a platform and rostrum at the left, there are two rows oj logs and stones facing the others a little apart. It reminds us somewhat oj the seni- um arrangement m Meeim ■ Professors Junes. Flight, Steere, I omfort and also Bachmann and Seallerannd . ;ealk in from lite right and sit dozen ;eilh dignity on the logs at the left, facing the mai 0) seats There is silence for a moment, then to our amazement, a group of horrible naked savages files reverently in from the right and ins filling up the main seals. Finally all art seated and complete silence reigns Dr. lone-: gases on the converts with a fond look oj complete possession ' I hen lie rises from his place 1 DR. [ iNES (in his son us voice) : 1 have felt presence that disturbs me with the j 1 1 li vated thoughts : a sense sublime. . . . he i urlain falls.) 1 fi ene 5 is very short II e get merely a glimpse oj the same setting, yet it is obvi- ously a few days later The sa; • , fore but the platform and ros- trum have been returned. On tin Stands a flaxen Inured youth with military • .i.uhi his amis and shouting dra- matically .III we have tune to hear is: ... and who is this dim and shrouded fiqure ■ ■ the come, ' Gl ORGl II ISH 1NGTON! . . . The curtain falls, alas, all too soon.) ( T III (The curtain rises on the clearing which is empty. The lime is about two months after the . ollege was 1 1 ed on the island .It the left are a few stakes indi- cating the pla Rittenhouse is erecting his streamline hut lanes are heard approaching tram the right. Enter Mrs . ed by the same ferocious horde of savages seen in the last a, 1 1 MRS. GINDER (in her high reedy voice) 1 hen you get three dozen 01 those big coconuts and chop ili in up We ' i ' gi ling ti - ha e 1 1 o mut salad for lui S .KS (111 1) : Yas, Mi Gindah MRS. GINDER: Then get those six ba mussi Is we had left over Erom Frida them up, take the shells off, cut the ito pieces about this big, mix them with two cups I- 1 umbs and fry them up so tin bo) ■ won ' t recognize them. SAVAGES: Yas, Mi Gindah IKs GINDER: Then we ' ll use that fish we had left over from last week and that piea ol pterodactyl we found Thursdaj and make the stev out of it. SAVAGES: Yas, Mi Gindah. MRS. GINDER: Then for desert we ' ll have . . . 1 ' .mini to left still talking I an. heard from right which grows louder as the owner oj it appro, 1, he 1 1 i|M 1 lr ' lomfort, I ' 1 Snyder, Dr. Junes ho, a ship . . . ho, Dr. Comfort, a ship ' s come in the harbor. I . I panting student bursts stage. . Il the same tin 1 ort, Dean Brown and severe 1 ear trom the surrounding brush I iR 1 1 1 VIFORT: What ' s tin- SI 1 hi ' 1 i ip 11. a beautiful whiti and mahogany yacht just came into the harbor. The owner i-- coming to see you now. I i uler trom right I ed man who is obl ' iottsly a self-made millionaire. He : . yachting uniform and lolloieed h four sailors carry- DR COMF1 IRT (advancing eagerly with out- stretched hand i : How do you do, -r. lighted to see you. We ' ve been man thi- island for two months. You ' ll tal of course? STRANGER: How do you do. Dr. Comfort. 1 Had to -, . M.11 again alter all these 1 course I ' ll tak you 1 ifl Ml radio at 1 mi 1 fi n my other yacht -o a- to accommodate you all ( The crowd cheers loudly.) DR 11 l H MM 1 ,i tei the ■ sided) : lint I don ' t seem to reeoiinize you. sir I low 1- ■ ion 1 seem 10 recognize yon. sir. know m name ? 1 la e we met STRANGER: Certainly, don ' t you remember me ? M nanu is I Pierpi ' i:t I lupi I dent of the Xew York Stork K ohanr;e, Direr- the Chase National P,:mk. and special advisor to the Senate Finance Committee 1 attended Havi i in ' 21. MR 11 tMFORT: You graduated then- MR DUPONT: No, I am an ex-member of the class of ' 23. I was forced to leave college at the end of mj sophomore year. DR. COMFORT (indi to leave? Vim wire forced MR DUPONT Yes, I flunked an economics course you have called Business Organization and Finance. (Exeunt omnes in the direction of the yacht, siiit iii ) Happy days arc here again while the hand plays- Comrades .) EX-MEMBERS (Continued from page 92) of basketball, he found too high a scholastic barrier against bis returning, so he entered business with his father. Tlie last man to leave us for good was Bailey Trout. He was with us for only a year, for he had spent one year at Penn State and another at Williams. Work here as a philosophy major was apparently too strenuous, although he could get the jist of the subject much faster than many others in that department. It only remains for us to mention a few men who really don ' t belong in this obituary. Dick (iibbs, Oliver Egleston and Ray Houston each took one- year out for work but have returned in the class of P .i4 and are doing well. Unlike any others, Wadi Rizq Tarazi left 1933 for 1932. He found that he had sufficient preparatory credits to enable him to finish college in three years. He is now home in Palestine teaching at his alma mater, the Friends ' School at Ramallah. 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