Haverford College - Record Yearbook (Haverford, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 144 of the 1906 volume:

Ibaverforb ' mm i '  - : ' I IRecoit ot tbe Class ot IRinetcen Munbreb anc Six College AlJxJD now wc are about lo go upon a long journeX). Like the threatening cloud that steals upon the thoughtless traveller, the moment of departure has thrown its shadow over us almost unawares. In haste we turn to gather these simple remembrancers of our friendship. It is our hope that something true of HaVerford life may be found upon the pages of this book, end that the fragrance and beauty of these latter days, in some mysterious fashion, may permeate its pages. For often we Would live again amidst these scenes. Often, too, we would hear the echo of familiar voices, calling our names perhaps, and bidding us take new refreshment from the olden time. S ow v (■ i(ro:v i ynirs have woven us Into the pdllri II til, It you str today: Sharply tlw ■wch is torn, dinl rirry stniinl Into the li ' iiiil is boldly flung away. The hnrzrs of the gods will hear us far A nd some perchance will never be returned, But on each soul with stamp of living fire Thy seal is deeply burned. H V came here boys, pray God we leave as men. Each in his own way worthy to requite Thee for thy deep and hallowed influence, A nd thy days of dear delight. In the far crowd that waits us in the ivorld These days will seem unreal and dreams of youth; The dust of distant cities blind our eyes And Commerce drag us from our search for Truth; «  But sometimes, when the skies are blue and fair. And birds are singing somewhere, far away. Our work will lie forgotten for a space While we recall Today. if. h. h., jr THE SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS W;ilttr Carson _ - _ President Warren K. Miller - - Vice President Ro ierick Scott _ - _ Secretary janies T. F ales - _ - Treasurer EDMUND FLETCHER BAINBRIDGE, Entered class Freshman year from Central High School. Scrub Football Team (4). Winner of Scrub H. Second Cricket XI (3. 4), Third Cricket XI (l. 2. ), Captain (3). Class Cricket XI (l, 2, % 4). Manager (2). Best fielder on Third XI (i). Mandolin Club (2). Chess Team (2). Class Secretary (2). Class Treasurer (2). Assistant Editor Class Record (4 ' ) DONALD CORNOG BALDWIN, Entered class Senior year from ' 07. Secretary- Treasurer Scientific Department of the Loganian So- ciety (4). Corporation Scholarship (4). Alumni Ora- torical Contest (4). FRANK SENECA BREYFOGEL, Entered class Freshman year from Keading High School. Glee Club (2, 3, 4). Class Vice-president (3) 12 THOMAS KITI ' . I!l (n . , JU,. Kntert ' d cIbhm KrcHhiimii yi-ar from Wlllidm F ' enn Clmrtnr Sriiool. Foollmll Ti ' am (1. 2. .!. 1). CIiimh Kootliull TpBin (1, 2). fiymnttBlum T ' miiii (I. -. .1, I), ( aplnln ( ■) ) . Ki ' iiroKinlallvr at IliliTriillnKlatc con- tint 121. Track Toam (1. 2, :t. •II. C ' halriiiaii Track Dt-parllnont ( t). CMaxH Trai.k T ' ain (1. 2. : ' .. 1). Captain (1, l). Ucconl Cup In 120 yardH liunllfiM (2, l) ; In runnInK broad Jump (2. :il. VVallon I ' rl .n Ciili (I. 2. ri. 1). Wliinnr ot Snrub II; Koiilliull U ; Track II; GymnaHluiu eniljjcni. ( ' anc man (I. 2). Glee Club (2, . 4). Clai-K iJcbatliiK Team (1, 2). Y. M. (;. A. Cabinet (4). Advisory Hoard (4), Honor 8y - tem Committee (2, 3. 4|. Temporary Cla«8 Prmldent (1). ConteHtnnt Everett Oratorical conteBt (I, 2). Corporation Sclinlarsblp (I. 2, 3, -U. Teaching Kcl- low.shlp (4). ' Ai;ri ' :u carsok. lOntcrcd chuss Freshuum year from William Penii Charter Sell lol. Vice-chairman Koolball liepartmeni (3). Chairman (4). Gymnasium Team (1. 2. 3. 4). Winner of (Jyninasiuni entblem ami II. Representative at InlcrcollcKiale contest I :i, 41. Glee Club 1 2, 3. 4). President of the I.oKiinlan Society (4l. Vice- president Civics Club (3 1. Chairman Debatins De- partment 141. CollcKc nebatiiiK Ti ' am 11, 2, 3). Chair- man (3). Chairman t lass Debating Team 11. 2). Y. M. C. A. Cabinet 1 3, 4). Advisory Hoard (3. 41. President (41. AdvertisiuK Manager of the Haver- fordlan (3. 41. Hdltor-in-Chlef (41. MauaKer of the Year liook (3), Editor and Manager (41. Class Pi ' e.sident (3. 4). Corporation Scholarship (1. 2. 3. 4). Winner Everett Oratorical Medal (I I. Alumni Oratorical Contest 13, 41. .Sec uul Prize Systematic Reading (3). Kreshman Latin Pri ' .e. Honor System Committee. (1. 2, 3. 4). .lunlor Pl;iy Coinmittre to). Freshman Rules Committee tl). Chairman Self-gov- ernment Cmnniitteo (4). Executive Cimmittee Inter- scholastic Meet (H. EdItor-in-Chlef Class Record (41. Clementine Cope Fellowship (4). Class Cricket XI (4 i. RICH KI) LUCIUS CARV, EnterciJ clas, Freshman year from the Boys ' Latin School. Gymnasium Team (I, 2, 3, 4). Winner Gym- nasium emblem. Track Team (i, 2, 4). Class Track Team ( i. - ' , 3. 4). Mandolin Club (2, 3, 4). Treasurer Tennis .Association {2). Treasurer Scientific Depart- iiicnt l,og:inian Society (3), Chairman (4). Y. M. C. A. C.ibinet (3). .Advisory Board (3, 4). Class Secretary (I). Corporation Scholarship (i. 3. 4). Sophomore prize in Mathetuatics (2). Honor System Committee ( t, 2, 3. 4). Freshman Rules Committee (11, 13 THOMAS CROWELL, Entered class FresliiiKin year after private tutoring. Chess Team (2, 3). Bowling Team (4). Y. M. C. A. Cabinet (3). Class Treasurer (2). AUBREY COWTAN DICKSON, Entered class Freshman year from William Penn Charter School. Football Squad (4). Second Cricket XI (I, 2). Class Cricket XI (i, 2, 3). Association Football Team (2, 3). President Association Football Association (4). HENRY WARRINGTON DOUGHTEN, JR., Entered class Freshman year from Moorestown Friends ' Academy. Scrub Football Team (2). Foot- ball Squad (4). Class Football Team (I, 2). Cricket Team (i, 2, 3, 4), Captain (4). English Cricket Tour (2). Class Cricket XI (i, 2, 3, 4). Shakespeare bat (i). Bat awarded to best Freshman batsman (i). Winner Scrub H and Cricket H. Grounds Committee (4). Association Football Team (4). Glee Club (2, 3,4). President Tennis Association (4). Tennis Team (2, 3, 4). Y. M. C. A. Cabinet (4). Junior Play Committee (3). Class Presenter (4). 14 JdSl.ni I ' UvSKY EDSAUL l ' ' .iili reel cl.-iss Frcsliniriii year from Kailiior IIIkIi Scliool. Scriil) FnotlKill Team (1, 2). Class Football T ;nn (2). ( ' lymiiasium Ti ' Mni faV DONAl.l) A, C. I ' .VANS, Ivntncil ilasN l ' ' risliiiian Near fnim Ccnlral High .School, l.fl ' t ihiiiiiK sprini; of Freshman year. JOHN M. SlIARPLESS EWING, EtUored class Freshman year from Westtown Hoarding School. Football Squad (l). Class Foot- hall Team (iV Gymnasium Team (i. 2). Winner Gymnasium emblem and H. Class President (O. Honor System Committee (l, 2). Left at end of Sopho- more vear. 15 JA.MHS TURNER FALbo, Entered class middle of Freshman year from Lake Forest College. Assistant Manager Gymnasium Team (3). Chairm:in (jymnasium Association (4). Glee Club (2, 3, 4). Opc-retta (i). President Tennis Asso- ciation (i). Winner Tennis Tournament (2, 4). Ten- nis Team (2, 3, 4). Class Treasurer (4). Junior Play Committee (3). GORDON HARWOOD GRAVES, Entered class Senior vear from Earlham College. Glee Club (4). WILLIAM HENRY HAINES, JR., Entered class Freshman year from Westtown Boarding School. Football Squad (2). Scrub Football Team ( l, 3, .(). Winner Scrub H. Class Football Team ( i, 2). Freshman Scrub Cup for conscientious work (I). Third Cricket XI (i). Class Cricket X! (I, 2). . ssociation Football Team (i). Freshman Rules Coniniittce ( i ). THOMAS I ' AKROT llARVIiV, I ' liitcTcd il.iss Frcslim.in yo.ir from Indianapolis IliRli School, Class Cricket Team (l). Chairman h ' rcslimaii Rules Comniitlee (i). Left end of Fresli- inan year. AI.Hl ' .KT WI ' .IM AK I ll ' .Ml ' l 1 ILL Entered class middle of Junior year from Massa- chusetts Institute of Techiudogy. Glee Club (3, 4). Mandolin Club (,3. 4). HARRY BOARDMAN HOPPER, Entered class Freshman year from William Penn Charter School. Class Cricket Team (1). 17 WILLIAM KENNARD, JR., Riitered class Freshman year from Moorestown Friends ' Academy. Class Track Team (2, 3, 4). Class Cricket Te.im {J. 3). Winner Bowlmg ' rournament (3, 4). Captain Bowling Team (4). I ' resident Bowl- iiiy Club (4). President Intercollegiate Bowling Asso- ciation (4). Track Team (4). WILLIAM GIBBON LINDSAY, Entered class Senior year from Guilford College. Bowling Team (4). ARTHUR TILGHMAN LOWRY, Entered class Freshman year from Westtown Board- ing School. Football Team (i, 2, 3, 4), Captain (4) Captain Class Football Team (i, 2). Gymnasium Team (l, 2). Track Team (i, 2, 3, 4). Class Track Team ( 1, 2, 3, 4). Cricket Team (i, 2, 3, 4). English Cricket Tour (2). Class Cricket XI (i, 2, 3, 4). Vice-chair- man Cricket Department (3). Winner Haines Prize Fielding Belt (3). Winner Football H; Gymnasium emblem ; and Cricket H. Association Football Team (3, 4). Cane man (i, 2). Vice-president Golf Asso- ciation (2). Member of Haverfordian Board (2, 3, 4). Assistant Editor Class Record (4). 18 JAt ' KSON MALONEY, ImiUtciI class Freshman year from Fiastburnc Acailnii). I.i-ft at I ' lul of Sophomore year. WAURliN KOONS .MII.LICR. Entered class Freshman ear Ironi iMlliKlicni Preparatory Scliool. Scrub iMiotball Team ( i, 2). Track Team (i, 2, 3, 4). Class Track Team (i, 2, 3. 4). Record Clip in mile run. Winner Track H. Assistant MaiLiyer Track Team (3). Class Vice-presi- dent (4). Secretary (3). Honorable .Mention Everett Oratorical Contest (l), Winner (2). . lumni Ora- torical Contest (3, 4). JAMES MONROE, Entered class Frcshnian year from Chestnut Hill .• cademy. Banjo Club (4). Class Secretary (2). Corporation Scholarship (2). Honorable Mention I ' reshnian Latin Prize (iV Class Cricket Team (4). 19 FRANCIS BOLTON MORRIS, Entered class Freshman year Academy. Class Track Team (i). from Episcopal JOSEPH WALTON MOTT, Entered class Freshman Boardnig School. year from Westtown SPENCER GILBERT NAUMAN, Entered class Freshman year from Ycates School. Manager Association Football Team U)- Treasurer Intercollegiate Association Football League (4). 20 ji ' .ssi-: 1)1 I ' .K iMiii.ii ' S, KiiliTiMl liiHH FrcBhinun year from WorceKter Ai-iiili ' iiiy- St ' crelnry Allili ' tlc AxHiKlatlrin (2(. Vlce- pii ' Hlilciil 1.1 1. I ' rc lilfiit (1). SccTi ' Uiry CoMi-xc An- Hoclutlnn CZI. Prci-liloril ( ' 11. CIiihb Kor.tlmll T ' aiii (11. Trnrk ' IViiiii (I. 2. :i. ■li, Cnptaln ( 1 1 . Winner Trnrk II. CAiiKH Tnuk Tiam (I. 2. . ' f. 41. Captain CI) K -- lorcl Cup In lllKli .lump and I ' pIi ' Vb ill. Vli:i-chalr- man Tiark Dri.artlnont I :! ) . Cricket Team IIP. .Sul - Hlltiile (.i). KiikIIhIi Crickfl T. ur (2 . Si ' cin.l Cricket XI (1, 2). ClBHH Crkkct XI (I. 2, 3. 4). Improve- ment l!al (2). around Cnmmlttec (4). Prialdent Cricket Deparlmenl (4), AxB-iclatl ' in Foolbiill Team 14 1 Olep Club C!). ClaHH Dehallnn Team (1). Y. M. C. A. Cabinet (3, 4 1. AilvlKory lloaril Ci. 4i. Sub- scription Manager ■Ilaverfordlan (.S, 4). AHxlHlanl 121. ClaKH Secretary 111. Icc-prc Ident (2|. I ' real- (lent CS). Bverett Oralurlcal C ntent (1). KoiircBcnta- tlve to I. C. A. A. A. A. (31. Honor SyBiem Com- mittee (3. 4). As. ' slhtant Manager CIbhb Itecir 1 (4). IIKNKV l ' l.l ' :. S. . TS. JK.. Entered cla.ss Frcsliman yi-.ir irmii llaverford Col- lege Grammar Sehool. Cla.ss l ' ( (ill).in Team ( i, J). Class TraeU Tiam ( i, 2. t,, 4). Cricket Team (i. 2. ,%. 4). ICnglisli Cricket Tour (2). Class Cricket XI (1, 2, 3, 4). Ca|)t,iin (1. - ' . ,1. 4). Winner of Cricket II; Coiigdon I ' ri e H.ill (1. 3). Christian Febiger Prize Ball (i), Prize l):it awarded to best Freshman bowler (1). Onninds Committee (2, 3. 4). Vicc-prcsidenl Intercolleui.ite Cricket .Association (3). .Association J ' dotball Team (I. 2. 3, 4). Captain (4). Glee Clnb (2,3,4). ( ' perett;i (iV Secretary Tennis . ssociatinii (2). Chairman Civics nepartment l.oKaniaii Society (4). Class Vice-president (i), President (2). Secre- tary (4). .Assistant Manager Class Record (4 ). D.A I1) J.A.MFS REID, luitered class Freshman year from I wer Mcnon High School. Football Team (4). Substitute (i, 2, ■i). Winner Football H. Class Football Team (2). Class Track Team ( i. ?. -O. Class Cricket Team (2; 3, 4). Association Football Team (1, 2, 3, 4 - Track Team (4). ELLIOTT BARTRAM RICHARDS, Entered class Freshman year from William Penn Charter School. Secretary Chess Club (2, 3). Chess Team (2. 3). Class Treasurer (3). Corporation Scholarship (3). Everett Oratoriail Contest (2). Alumni Oratorical Contest (3, 4). Freshman Greek Prize. Sophomore Theme Prize. RALPH WILLIAM SAXDS. Entered class Junior vear from ' 07. Secretary Y. M. C. A. {3). Y. M. (3, 4). Corporation Scholarship (3). Corresponding C. A. Cabinet DANIEL HERBERT SCHWEYER, Entered class Junior year from LIrsinus College. Class Track Team (3). Banjo Club (4). Bowling Team (4). 22 K( iDI ' .KKK SCOTT, I ' jiiLrid class Fri ' shman year from Ilavcrffird Col- Kki- Cir.immar School. Class Track Team (2, 4). Treasurer Tenuis Association (3). Y. M. C. A. Cabi- iR ' l (4). Class Secretary (3, 4). Treasurer (3). Cor- puration Scliolarsliip (1, 2, 3, 4). Fourth Prize System- atic ReailiiiK (3). Sophomore Latin Prize. Assistant Ivlilcir C ' lasv Recuril (,)l. TeachinK Fellowship C4). 1 R AXKI.IN C, ATI ' .S Slll ' .l.lx i. . Ivilcrcil cl.iss l ' ' rcsliiii,in car In 1111 SuaiUon lligli School. Class I ' oolball Team ( 1 ). M.iiiager Oyiiiiias- imii Team (4). Class Cricket Team (3, 4). Manager Musical .Association (3). Mandolin Club (2). Banjo Club (4). Glee Club (2. ?. 4). Operetta (i). Treas- urer V. M. C. A. (3). _Y. M. C. A. Cabinet (3). Class Vice-presiilenl (4). I ' xecntivc Cnnnuittee Interscliol- astic Meet (4). Hu iness .M.inafjer Cla ' s Record (4). RAPHAEL JOHXSOX SHORTLIDGE, Entered clas.s Freshman year from West Chester Normal Scliool. Assistant Manager Football Team (SI. Manager (4). Class Football Team (1. 21. Gymnasium Team {3. i). Win- ner of Gymnasium emblem. Assistant .Manager First Cricket XI (3). Second Cricket XI (1, 2). Class Cricket XI (1. 2. 3. 4). Association Football Team (4). President Musical As- •iociation (4) . s. ' istant l.eader (3). Glee Cluli (I. 2. 3. 4) Mandolin Club (1, 2. 3. 4). Operetta Orchestra (11. Vice- president LoEcanian Society (4). Class Debating Team (2). Vice-president Y. M. C. A. (3). President (4). V. M. C. A. Cabinet (3, 4). Advisory Board (3. 4), Secretary (31. Mem- ber of the Haverfordian Board (2. 3. 4). Class Vice-presi- dent (1. 2), President (2). Everett Oratorical Contest (2). Chairman .Junior Play Committee (3). Honor System Com- niiltee (I. 2, 3, 4). Assistant Editor Class Record (4). 2S ALBERT KEITH SMILEY, JR., Entered class Freshman year from Lawrenceville School. Football Team (i, 2, 3, 4). Winner of Foot- ball H. Class Football Team (l, 2). Manager Track Team (4). Class Track Team (l, 2). Cane man (2). Class Vice-president (3). Freshman Rules Committee (i) Self-government Committee (4)- Representative to I. C. A. A. A. A. (4). JOHN ALFRED STRATTON, Entered class Freshman year from Westtown Boarding School. Football Squad (2). Scrub Foot- ball Team (3). Class Football Team (2). Gymnasium Team (J, 3, 4). Winner of Gymnasium emblem. Vice- chairman Gymnasium Department (3). Class Track Team (i, 2). Class Treasurer (i, 4). FRANCIS RICHARDS TAYLOR, Entered class Freshman year from Westtown Boarding School. Track Team (3). Class Track Team (3). Second Cricket XI (i). Class Cricket XI (i, 2, 3). Class of ' 85 Prize Ball (l). Association Football Team (4). Vice-chairman Civics Department Loganian Society (4). Member of the Haverfordian Board (2, 3, 4). Third Prize Systematic Reading (3). 24 JOSKPII TUNNEY, KiUcrcd class Freshman year from the Kuman Catliolic High School. Scrub Football Team (4). Class Track Team (2). Class Cricket Team (3, 4). Glee Club (3, 4). Mamlolin Club (i. 2, 3. 4). Operetta Orchestra (l). Track Team (4I. WALTER ALBERT YOUNG, Entered class Senior year from Friends ' University. Association Football Team (4). Class Track Team (4). HENRY GEORGE SPENCER, Entered class Freshman year from Hudson River Academy. Left at end of Freshman year. iXORWALD SHAPLEIGH, Entered class Freshman year. Left middle of Freshinan year. Jfiegljman gear ET UP. Fresh! Get up. i;ct ( ' , GKT L ' P! Cr-r-r-asli !— Bang! ! Now, out of that ! Come on ! Wake up ! Get a move on, you lazy, good for notliing runt. Hurry u])! Now, stand up there — Tecs III! Here, wipe that smile olY — wipe it off! Put your foot on it. What ' s your name? WhereVe you from? W ' ha-a-at ? ( drowsily. ) S_s-s-s-s-say S-i-r-r-r-r! I What do you mean by sa ing what to an upper- classman? You ' re too fresh to live. Now sing ' Home. Sweet Home ' backwards to the tune of ' I Want to be an Angel. ' A fine recjption for an humble seeker after learning! One minute sees him innocently asleep, the next finds him in a heap on the floor with a wrecked bed on top of him and a mob of angry-eyed strangers poking smelly lamps in his face, asking rapid-fire questions and hissing iiim lo the echo. The gumption you thought you had drops to your treml:)ling knees and is shaken off into space. The Sophs loom up like giants in the dim light. Vou find yourself sirring most respectfully some withered up, sawed oft ' and hammered down travesty on the human face divine that you could put in your pocket and forget, under ordinary conditions. 28 I ' liit let lis pass ii cr llu- rest nl llial inciiiDrahli- I ' vciiiii;;. Imcihi thai lime iiiilii iiiiil-x cars niii lives were a l)iii li-ii— ■)!• rallier tli;. ' ) ' ;ia l every reason to he. 11 the fai;i;in,L; liatl In Ijc done l)v ns. We carried llie suit- cases of visitiiii; teaiiiN, we moved benclies, mats and even pianos. The College de])eii(K ' d on lis to eiuonraj t- the football team by cbeering on tlie lield. Jii iu ; we were, after all. ini]ioilanl fai ' tors in our new sphere of iile. I lilt wc are loo li.isiy. There was much of im|M)rtance that ha])i)ened diiiii;; ' thai lirsl weik. A fooih.ill c;uu was formetl under the Icadershi]) of . rt Luwry, ,iiul .ifter some days of Mcret ]iractice behind the (lyninasium was able to put up a iii,iL;iiit ' K ' enl lii lil :iL;;iiiist the more experienced Sophomore . Mcanwilile, the cane rush h.id taken ))lace ami e had won easily by the score of 12 to y. I ' lcrt . ' miley. Skeitch b ' .w inn ' ' ' ' I ' .rnest Jones each had two hands on the coveted hickory. The track meet followed a little later in the fall and aj ain vc found ourselves victors by a comfortable iiiarL in. The splendid work of Teaklc I ' rown and Jess l ' liili|)s slioxwd that there were new stars in the heavens as yet undis- covered by the College Astronomer. To crown our athletic prowess that fall we contributed two invaluable men to the X ' arsity football team- — the husky and L;ood natiired Art aiul the sturdy. depeii(lal)le Ernest, both of whom won their 1 1 ' s that year. I ' .iit while our days were beiun s|)ent in ,i;ainin|.i lasting glory for the Class in athletics, our nights were spent in learning the realities of life. F.ntcrtalr.- meiit night we slid, crawled and fought our way up and down the halls of Old Barclay in the throes of a real soap-slide, and later stood in undress uniform in the ( M(l Collection Room uiKk ' rgoing a regtdar course of sjirouts. indi -idual!y and collectively. ' e boxed, wrestled, tossed each other in blankets, sang songs, executed war dances and made fools of ourselves and of each other generally until the lights went out. and then with blanket and mattress slunk away to pass the remainder of the night on the floor. r y this time, however, we were getting acquaitited. Freshman Hall was our common meeting ground at all hours of the day and night. Feeds were fre- quent and jolly and we early discovered that there were some unique specimens in the Class. Don Evans with his thick black hair and lustrous poetic eyes would favor us with his latest epic or discuss Ibsen with Bill Haines. Rill caught the poetic fever that fall and it never left him. In fact the disease made such head- way that after Don ' s memorable Removal Sale of Personal Effects, Bill stepped into the vacant chair of versification and has filled it ever since. We should like 29 lo s.iv iiKHc .iliiiiii l)(iii, fill ' he was a rt-al man; l ut too miicli ri-fcrciicc lo his piR ' tic m ' liiiis iniLjIil nlTcinl I ' .ii Malniu y. I ' unr I ' at was far too ina])])rcciativc of liifj -li Icarniiij; ' to room liaiqiilN willi hmi, fur In- would burst forth into unholy wrath when llu- pix ' t was i|(li c linL; lii L;ri;ili-si odes — nsnally about 3 A. M. Iiy candle li.L;bl. A canny Irishman is iidI a nalnral male for a liard. Aiidlhrr ;;rcat man nf ilmsc days was ' I ' liin llarvcy. the- lon -sufTcrinj . Shut your eyes anil yim can sec Tnm writliint; in aijoiiy of mind, on the floor, with Art Iioldini; liim while I ' .crt cxccntes a series of bnck jmnps on the rapidly caving bed. While we are cm the snlijecl nf ront li houses, we must mention the ncver- tn-be-forgotten uight before the Christm.is I lolid.iys. when three of us stole quietly out of the hall and ni.ni.iged to lay violent hands on two of Grouchy Grimes chickens and a pigeon. Those treasures we smuggled up to our rooms and placed in .a closet. In the meanlime several others had laid in a supply of fire- works and oilier noise-|nMdncing inventions. . 11 ri ' mained c|niet in Ilarclay luitil th. ' lights Ijcgan to go out. Then with one accord we swarmed out of our dens and began the fnn. First of all the lower hall was rushed clear of all upper classmen wliilj the firecrackers, Roman candles and indignant chickens made the night Iiideons. The tirst rush in the lower h.ill .aroused our noble proctor, who came to the top of the stairs with a lamp in his hand and peered cautiously over the railing into the smoke of battle below. The second rush brought him to his senses and with the immortal observation. Something must be doing. he re- turned to place the lamp in safety, then em. ' rged and descended the stairs to . ' lo what be could to restore order and decorum. As we i)assed the Old Collection Room on the third rush, the tlash of a lantern showed the rei)resentative of the Law and Order League iierched high in the window sill out of harm ' s way, looking helplessly on the seething wdiirlpool of humanity below him. After pay- ing our resi)ects to all the halls in Ikirclay we assembled at length at the feet of wisdom on the window sill and gave our new cheer with a Merry Christmas for Dr. Hancock. Natural good nature now came to the surface and instead cf a lecture we were favored with a jolly speech, complimenting us on our success as a thoroughly lively Freshman class, and givingus best wishes for future success. After the holiilays we considered ourselves in the light of important person- ages and again our monitors, the Sophs, endeavored to take us in hand, this time dealing with us individually. One evening they pounced on Scotty while he was in bed and bade him Come down to 27 in four minutes. The four minutci found Scotty once more in the land of dreams, so the whole Sophomore class 31 turned out iti full force tobrint;- him bodily to the Court of Injustice. The last words of our long and lanky friend as he crossed the threshold were, I don t see why you fellows can ' t let a man sleep. The door closed suddenly on In- dignant cries, You think you ' re a man. ' You a M.W? etc. Silence followed. broken onl - b)- murmurs and occasional hisses. Then the door opened and Rod- erick appeared, clothes rampant, hair flashing, voice betokening outraged dignity. We stared aghast as th? sonorous words floated out on the evening air, I — Ramrod Scott — am iu t a man. but a green, green Freshman! It was not long after this that some restless spirit lirought a l.iarrcl of apples to College. In spite of the gastronomic activity of the owners, a large quantity of the fruit began to rot. W ' ith the true generosity which consists in giving to another fellow what you don ' t want, they chose a time when the end room in Freshman Hall was crowded to overflowing and brought the barrel down stairs. The first Freshman that showed himself was at once bombarded. His precipitate retreat brought others to see what the trouble was and the n. ' xt instant there was war. We were at a disadvantage from the lack of any ammunition, but soon found that a great source of enjoyment lay in standing as a tempting target mitil a volley was fired, then dodging in time to allmv the apples to hit the windows behind us. . fter a few rounds of this game every pane of glass bat one had collapsed. Just as the last apple was hurtling through the air our dignified President was seen taking in the situation. The fight stopped instantly and the rival armies joined forces in cleaning np the remnants. One might suppose that class room work had no place in our lives during those primitive times. Not so. Higher algebra was ever jjresent with us through- out the first half year, although no one really understood what it was all about, except possibly Pete Carson or Mother Cary. Jimmy Monroe, too, was a shark in those days. But our buoyant spirits never failed us. Even into the class room they found their way, particularly into the Latin room, where the German gentleman with the Dachshund presided. The most practical part of our instruction that year was the application of a Latin motto to a little incident one day. The noble instructor had heard an alarm-clock ticking in the chimney, and fearing it was one of the twenty-five minute brand, determined to suppress it before the outbreak. A few enjoyable moments passed while he grubbed frantically up the chimney. .At length with a victorious cry he emerged like Santa Claus with the clock in his hand. Triumphantly he raised the window and bared his arm for a lusty hjave. 32 ■ s tlu ' (. ' lock s|ii-il tliriini li s]i.i(c, a inuiinihil silciu ' i- frll oil tlif Class while l ert m a (Icjrclcd Iniu- i i|)M ' r ci|. Icilij us jiii il. Space is iiol sul ' ticicul In till ni all uiir (loinj rs dnriiifr tliat incinoraMc- year. J have already omiltid an rcl ' irciKc In llu- paintini; of our numerals on the scalToldiii}; of KoIhtIs 1 l.ill, wlicn llcrUer. Knocker aii l I lop gave the most edifyini; e. liil)ili(iii of caiifnl iiniHiiiL; of paiiil |)ois that has i-ver heen seen at Haverford. I.atci- on. of rouiM ' al the siij i estion of the .Advisory Hoard, tile sij n was painhd mil |o soothe the feeliiij s of our fell(.)vv men. We now Uinied oni- attention to cricket and track. Our class cricket (.jame with IIk ' Sophomores ri ' snlk ' cl in a tie score, a most unnsnal occiu ' rence. In the play-ofT we were hadiy heaten. ( hw Class was represented hy three men on the Varsity cricket tiani which tied with Harvard and I ' enn for the Intercollegiate chanipionship. In tiack Jesse l ' hilli|)s and Teakle I ' .rown i)roved themselves stars. l)!eakin|4 ,ill kinds of records .■iiid hrin ini lasting credit on themselves and the Class. Those were Imsy (lavs indeed. ' I ' he famous opera. The Ilaverford liandit. was given, and all who were fortunate enough to he in the chorus enjoyed the festiviti. ' s at ( ' icrni.intow n. ' a iic. Wilmington and the Merion Cricket Cluh. So ended our l- ' reslmian ear. for m.any of us the most eventful and best year of Colle e We had Come safelv through its difficulties and were on amicable terms willi our old enemies. Three uiow years of college life were before ns. Once more we joined in the dismantled rooms before Commencement to say farewell. The memory of tho.-e jolly days of close fellowship in (Jld Barclay will remain with us for a long time to come. In the words of the old song. It ' s always fair weather When good fellows get together. With the stein on the table . iid the good song ringing clear. H. p.. Jr. 33 Sopbomovc t?car . X ir L AIMER is commonly hold to he a divinely api)ointed time of rest for ' s3 ' ' the conscience as well as the hody ; when the college man forgets what he could not avoid learning ' in the winter, and ascends once more into the heaven of ignorance, lint in our case it was otherwise. The ideals which Ifaverford had implanted in us in Freshman year, sprang u]) and sent forth hranches in the summer, and bore fruit in due season. We came back to College in a helpful spirit, and the moment we got inside of Barclay, we looked about us to see what good we could do. The Freshmen were the first to attract our sympathy. Many of them were sadly in need of books, furniture and articles of like description, which we had long since laid aside as useless. So we allovveil them to purchase these trifles from us at perhaps 150 per cent, of the actual value, thus saving them the trouble and expense of going to town. How many dilapidated Harett ' endells we thus washed our hands of, at three or three and a half, the evil genius who watches over Freshmen alone can say. And in other ways our desire to be of use was manifested. We ap- pointed ourselves guardians of College propertx . the mortal enemies of all would- be vandals. ( )ur indignation was but natural, therefore, when we found, one morning, great vermilion Ought Sevens overwhelming the trees, the sidewalks, and even sections of the Pennsylvania Railroad. Now if you want any important service done for the College, call on Spencer or Billy. l ehold them on this occasion. e(]uipped with cans of green paint and brushes, and dri ing a (lock of I- ' reshmen towards liaverford Station even as a 35 Iicrdsnian drivcth the goats before him. Then Billy went on to instruct these untaught children in the art of circumscribing the figures of swine about the hideous emblems, for so treated they are less odious to the public eye, while Spencer awed the more refractory into submission with fearful looks. Thus ra]it in public services, and utterly oblivious to their personal safety, an officer of the law loometl up on the horizon, and, grasping Spencer between his thumb and forefinger, and jnitting his elbow atifectionately about I ' lilly ' s neck, he strode serenely into . rdniore, and presented our worthy colleagues at the bar, — not of tile Red Lion, as they might have expected, considering their services, but of the Squire of that god-forsaken principality. .After a severe examination, this pillar of the law sentenced the prisoners to pay a fine of four dollars and sixty-two cents each. f(ir their crime was great, and could only be atoned for with much money. The fiendish joy of the first night, expressed in prolonged choruses of s-s-s-s. was an emotion, the like of which comes but once in a man ' s life. Many stunts ' we i)ut them through which would be well worth men- tioning, if that memorable Freshman Entertainment had not caused all other such matters to fade and fail and pass away. We made every jirei aration for their reception, for we wanted everybody to feel at home. ' c extended to them the freedom of the corridor aufl allowed them to go just as fast as they wanted, and to slide as often as they chose. I ' p and dnwn they gy- rated. With a grace, a variety of attitude and a delight- fid abandon that the most blase alunmi, hardened by many an exhibition of lunnan misery, fmmd refresh- ing. And then in the Collection Room, we showed even greater consideration. That the bodies as well as the. souls of the Freshmen might receive our atten- tion. Pete called ujjon Doctor Sands to examine their condition. The Doctor showed so much per- sjiicacitv on this occasion, that he was allowed by the powers inhabiting Roberts to enter Nineteen-Six. He declared that one unfortunate was suflrering from a malady which was fast becoming epidemic. Every- thing he eats goes to his stomach, insisted the DdC- tor, and could not be swerved from his opinion. .Much else the Freshmen did that night for their own amuse- ment. — fought temptations, hunted, though unsuccess- fully we must admit, for the izziness of was, sang songs in manv languages, but notabl_ - in Spanish, and 36  1 Qlil kr HAVERFORD COLLEGE RILES FOR FRESHMEN. 07 In the life of every Infant comes a period crucial and decisive. Il cannot be obviated; It Is Inevitable. Il is when the rattle is replaced bj the lexicun; when the commands of superiors succeed the lullaby. Upon this period, babes o( l 17, have you entered; and for your edification, we, your august custodians, have devised these terse In- junctions: 1 Be respectful and subservient to upper- class men 2 Attend all College meetings. J Meld the sidewalks to upper-class men. 4 Post no notices. 5 Do not smoke except In your room. t} Affix neither name nor card on door. 7 Mold class meetings in Chase Hall. S Wear nn head-dress but a plain, black tlon cap. c i.ept on First-daj U Wear a plain black Eton cap to Fifth-day meeting iO Never appear in oslentulious apparel; neither venture iuciai adjunct nor In- duljfe in hJKh hats. 11 Carry neilhcr fixnl nor drink from the dining-roum until alter mId-years. 12 Exhibit Prep. School emblems only on the bock U Never hiss 14 Avoid the display of Scarlet and Black until the Swarthmore game. 15 Disband all congregations before mid- night ifi Larry the baggage of visiting athletic teams to and from the station. 17 Never eat the evening meal, or attend meeting or lectures clad in sweater, Jersey or flannel shirt. 18 Carry no canes. 19 Never disfigure the buildings or land- scape with class numerals. 20 keep a copy of these rules posted in a conspicuous place in your room through- out the year. pr. ' iiscd W ' l-sitdw 11 ill siiitl-siirriiiL; liyniiis I ' .iii uc (•.•niiint linger civcr these sei)ar- ale fe a 111 res. ( )iir (■nlcrtainiiiriit liad a tuufold iiilliicnce «liieli was iiiarkeil. In llic first ])lari.-. tin- l ' irsliiiuii wtTe so iminvssed willi inir inii)r)rtaiice. that they dignified lis willi Mister il lliev liad (ifcasiciii to speak l i lis. and sliraiik away into the distance when tliey liad none; and second, the ' . M. C. A., never to be nutdone in any j ood work, was inspired to hold a iiieetiii,y; aiul rece|)tion which came off the next evening ' , . flcr llu- .•uhiress of welcome, an hour or so was (.(ivcn u|) lo pi;iisc and ih.anksgiviiifj that Ail i.owry, havinjj; i)assed off his Conies, was now |)eniiilU(l lo plav football. The remainder of the time was sjwnt in the enjoyment of iee cii ' .im. pink Jemon.ide and Here ' s to j.jood old Collef e, in which the iM ' eslinien joiiuMl wiili ,i sinihiil heartiness. . bout this lime onr nnliicky stars W ' nn to rise, and fate turned a}j;ainst lis. The resnlt w.is that we lost the football L;,ime and the cane rush, lint we took our misfdrlunes ]iliil(is(ip!iic,ill . .and after .a few miinmiriniis of discontent in the secret of onr rooms, dismissed all siicli iin|)leasant incidents from our minds. Duly im])ressed with our attitude, the Weird Sisters rei)enled. and allotted us the track meet, which we wmi from the hreshmeii bv the score of 53 — ' 9- ( Uher events of ini])ortance occurred about this time, — a bridf e ru.sh with the Freshmen, and the aiipointment of the junior IMay Committee, whfise later elTorts covered the Class with jory. lUit to none of these Illinois were we able to give much attention, so ])aralyzed were we at the sis ht of a document which api eared one morning on the bulletin board, consigning us not to perilition. ex- ams, or anything .so mild, but lo the mazes of a Required Lecture on the Seven Lost Churches of Asia Minor. Illustrated. This instrument darkened our pros- pect, and filled our hearts with aiiprehension for some time to come. Hut it was not ciuite so bad as we had expected. In the first i)lace. our industrious I ' refect managed to get a number of the slides in upside down. This threw the ancient lecturer into su ch ;i state of agitation, that he almost stood on his head in his efforts to locate one of the lost cluirclu-s. When this had been going on for some time, the light suddenly failed, and we were all plunged into Cimmerian darkness. Ikit liert Smiley rose to the occasion, struck some match.-s. and re- liexed the t ' ears of the audience, who began to dread an extinction similiar to that of the churches. MeanwhiK ' the snow came. l)ringing hope into the liearls of the Seniors and Juniors, who expected to gloat over the slaughter of the innocents. In view of the grave situation, the Class assembled in committee of the whole to discuss the snow fight in all phases. The sages among us learnedly debated the matter and established serious reasons that led the Class to vote the discontinuance of the custom. That Sophomores should take so to heart the higher interests of the College was a source of anxiety to the upi)er-classmen. The g(xxl old times are gone sure. they sighed and cast epithets both libellous and uncom- 37 di |ilinicnl;ir at ii . mil In |Kak ' i i)cc;isiiiiial MiciwhalN, a;? we inailc uiir way fnjm llir iilil lailniail liiidi; I I ' .aiilay. Some of tlie Juniors even tried to rouse the Fresiinien against their lawliil masters. Hut the Kreshnien, witli nu.re res|K-ct for C ' ollei v iraiiitidii than mij lit have been expecled cnnsideriuK their years, (U ' fliiU ' cl 1(1 ilii aiiythiun sd revnlutidiiarw Thus hcf iin, an iiidecisive battle waged hetwei ' ii tlif Jiinidrs and Sophs mitil the opposing forces retired to their bar- racks in I ' .arilay Hall. I ' .ut the end was not yet. Xoisc and commotir)n suddenly assailed oin- ears, for tliere was I ienry, onr (liL mried ]iresidenl, rollint.; in the snow, in llir niidsl of a rin of ailniirini; Jimiors. I ' ride indeed oeth before a fall. W liile one of ihem was sandwiehiuL; snow between the victim ' s epidermis and his clollnn . his nose collided with I Icury ' s list, and he was seen soon after carrying; an unrec().t iiixal)le mass of j)roto| l,ism to his r(M)m for rejjairs. Henry then .iddressed liis captors with an eloquence which would have insured Iiim A ' s ever after in l ' orensie , if )y. 1 lancock had only been there with liis l)Ook. Hut at this poiiU the lunch hell lani , and we drowned our .i, ' rievances in beakers of milk. Class meetings followed, cheers for Henry, resolutions in defiance of the universe. a|)poals to the .Advisory lioard. and general excitement which lasted lor nearly two weeks. I ' .ut soon the tempest was stilled, and the teajKit became calm as ever. Strife heiny over, we turned o ir attention to deliate. for our Secretary had received a chalieuge from the l ' reshinen. ' rnninn llrown. Uafe Shortlidge. and rele Carson defen ded our iew of the question, with arguments they had Iniilt up after many weeks of labor. Tlie l ' reshmen showed unusual versatility on lliis occasion, and e en dared to hold our representatives up to ridicule. They were amusing, but unwise; for i ' ete. when his turn came, .so skillfully returned the com|)liment tli.it the gorgeous head was covered with confusion, and the judges decided in our favor. This ietory jiut the Class in such a good humor that we had to have a din- ner, at the .Merion Cricket Club. Several days of careful training, and we were fully able to cope with the noble repast, which had been waiting so long for a chance to realize itself. Rod Scott, overflowing with emotion, sang O Mamma I ' in a Rose on Me. Tommy Brown told of his experiences at Bryn Mawr, and Coogan Edsall smoked a cigarette. We broke up only too soon, satisfied with ourselves, and with the world, and with this, the pleasantest gathering Ought- Six had et had. llt spring was now coming on. SomL- of us with duci trousers and cricket hats augmented the heauty of Cope Field or tried to look interested on the steps of the cricket shed. Francis Morris, preceeded by a tuneful honk, honk, and followed by the delicate ])erfume of gasoline, could .sometimes be seen peering out of the rising dust, like a Zeus encircled with clouds. Art Lowry showed sudden devotion to Horace, and translated an ode all by himself, so we are told, which he publishe(l in The I laverfordian ; and many others of the Class began to reap the fruit of their classical labors, ai)preciating for the first time the appli- caliility of those tender Horatian sentiments, which they had imbibed only after imich travail of spirit. We blessed Dr. Mustard, as we remembered his favo rite maxim, In the Spring a young man ' s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love. ' Only here and there coidd be found one who saw no beauty in these lines, and who, with infinite self-jnty murmured to himself beneath the shade of a willow tree, — I have a mouth for kisses I ' lUt there ' s no one to give and take; 1 have a heart in my bosom Beating for nobody ' s sake. ' In June, Dr. Giftord, confident that he could never have another Greek class as brilliant as ours, decided to rest on his laurels, and left the College, after a farewell testimonial of his regard in the shape of a final exam. But we had come to look upon examinations as mere incidents of trilling moment, and were not surprised to receive those little confidences of Oscar ' s, informing us that we had been admitted to the Junior Class. We spent the last few days of the college year in delicious idleness, congratulating ourselves that we had two years now for loafing at Haverford, for there was nothing more to learn. E. B. R. 40 Juniov UJcav :i ,l l ' .TI ' :i-:X lirXDKl-:i) AXD six was .liatheml at the feet of Rufus. =-| ' I ' lir siil)liiiiinal self hovered on the edge of tlie threshold. ready 111 eiilev ; anil we were almnt to make friends witli Leonie H. All was well in the College, for we were Jiniiors! We were l)eL;innini;- the hest year thus far of our course. Fresh- man lilies had lon het ' n discarded. . s Sophomores we had done our duty faithfully and well. . 11 hother of running the College had been gener- ously assumed by the ambitions Senior Class. Sonic of us had fond memories of last .summer ' s cricket trip abroad, and we lost no chance to tell of our deeds in other lands. Then too, there was a great Held o])en before us, in which to display our ]xnvers of intrigue. The ever present Freshmen were handy, and what iiellcr th.in to incite mischief in their i)uerile breasts? In very truth the tiardcn of Fden would have been less fruitful of (ileasure to us than was Haver- ford in tiie fall of 1904. r.nt as with most things, we soon got over tlie excitement of the first few days of College, and started in to do our own little work in our own little way. W ' e fell casilv into the old routine, until it seemed as though we had not just come back frcMn a long vacation, but had been here always. So we live! Some of our Class had wandered over to Lloyd, and liking the rooms there, had decided to stay indefinitely. It was at the invitation of two of these pampered jades that the long series of week-end parties began, which lasted throughout the rest of the vear. . nd what orgies went on behind the drawn 41 o K O o a o K O 2 shades! Modi ' sis .iikI ;i sense of ilii- itcni.il litin-ss of things hid tiie to hold my peace. I ' lit what of that stair fij ht in I ' .arclay, uhicli for a tinit- jdaycd fair to rivul Waterloo? ' The law of llaverford which alt:-retii not, neither is chaiifjcd, ex- cept possiliK al the drsiic of llic Hoard of Tnistecs, had dcereed a I- ' aeidty tea for the I ' reshinen. When tiny returned to Karelay. distended with lemonade and ladv fint ers. and tiiiiiUin that mayhap they were somebody, they found their rooms in a state of what (k ' neral Sherman wonld have licsiKnatcd as a synonym, once rem oved, for war. Some wei)t, others were .sore afraifl. and still others were desirous of s dvint, ' battle immediately. It was on this last lot, th.it some of tile niovini; spirits of our Class be}.;an to fjct in their deadly work. Swayins, the feelings of the mob with an elofpience worthy of Mitchell or others of the Dean ' s disreput.ibie friends amoniL; the leaders of labor, tiiey finally roused the i ' reshuK-n to such an extent that a rush was made for So])homore Hall. The Soi)homores held the to|) of the stairway, and a fight seemed imminent. But it was not to be. for the railing, giving away nnder such strenuous pressure narrowly mis.sed sending some of the would-be combatants headlong. Truce was called for a moment and it was only then that Palmer succeeded in making known tiiosc desires nearest his heart. The stairs were vacated and the Fresh- men, in a bo(l , stood :it hav in the campus, and howled derisive epithets. But to no effect. To our own chagrin, the tigiit had been averted, for we had thought to see an l hear from afar the clash of the onrushing legions. . 11 tiiis while Tiiorn. llo|)kins, ;uid Dr. Babbitt h.id been struggling with the football team, until now it was ready to enter into that long triumphal march down the fields of our enemies. Not once until the Swarthmore game was our goal line cros.sed, and then every inch of ground was stubbornly contested. Even in that last great battle, we were for a time invincible; but it could not last. The Ilicksite team was too much, and we turned once more toward home, a little saddened perhaps, but justly proud of the men who had fought that day for llaverford, and who had gone down indeed to honorable defeat. With the close of the football season ISillie Haines stopped taking ex- ercise. Also the call for soccer candidates was .so well responded to that we won the Cricket Club League cup and twice defeated Harvard. As in foot- ball, the Class was al)l - rei)resented, and Hen I ' lcasants was elected Captain for the following year. . lmost had 1 forgotten. When we came back to College in the fall we found a notable and marked change. The kee])ing of the cuts was now in the hantls of .-mother, for lo ! the De.an had come at last to his tn ii. And now the mid-years were upon us. Some of us merely worked a little harder: some of us started to work. However, wc emerged at last in safety, a little galled maybe by the unac- customed strain, but well on the safe side oi the fateful E. 4:-t U witli tile cldsr (pf till- niiilvc-:irs, caiiii; no lei up in mir work, for we hejjan at once reliearsals of llic Junior play. It was (iurinf{ a hreathinK s])cll one rlay that T. K. tried to do a hand stand. I ' etc Carson was in the road, and ToniiMv, with evident consideration, attempted to remove Pete ' s face from the landscape. But he miscalculated and only succeeded in smashing; his nose. Later on Hen I ' leasants also met with a mishap. The li; iits were out, and he was in the midst of declaring; that he was tlie j host of a joke, when ! y some accident, the hones, which should have been rolled out on the stage, came hurtling; through the air, straiglit for Henry ' s head, lie ducked, hut tin) late. . string of vertebrae curled lovingly across his face. Curses, which no self-respecting ghost would utter, profuse apol- ogies, and general confusion for a moment. Then I Icnry began again. I ' ut these were nierelv incidents. Daily did we drill and drill, accompanied by exhortations from the little ni;ui with the tremolo stop, alias Heckcr, to Get that step, or I ' or Heaven ' s sake kecj) ymir line striiiglu. Trnl diil we realize that saying, ' [ he play ' s the thing. . l)out this lime Palmer, whose eagle eye had for some time been fixed on cert.iin of our Cl.iss, suddenly growled, and there were cm|Hy seats in the dining rocini for some weeks. The imforlimates were forced to act as scavengers, or to accept the liospit;dity of their friends ' homes, varied now and then by a dinner in town. Swiftly the time sped by until ,inon the spring vacation was over and we had returned to what was left of our junior year. Cricket, track, and the ever present play t)ccupied our minds, for who has time to study in the spring? ' e addetl one more to iQort ' s long list of honors, by wimiing again the nUerclass track sports, and we won them by an easy margin. May came; the leaves were green, and bright moonlight was over the world. Vc could not have hail a more perf ecl night for our play, and no matter what the audience thought, it was worth for us. at least, all the time and effort we spent on it. . nd let it be recorded that the curtain rose on the stroke of 8 o ' clock! With evident consideration and good sense, we refused to inflict our play ever again on the College, or to moan songs far into the m ' ght after a prece- dent which had been but recently established. r ut all too (]uickl the end drew near. h I the sadness and the beautv of those last few weeks in the springtime at Haverford! The long, lazv days; the warm evenings ; the calm nights ; and through all, the easy conijianionship of yoin- friends. These are the things which pull most at a fellow ' s heart to leave. Commencement day is over. For some w hom we have known more or less 45 OR AN ORTHODOX MORALITY PKKPETRATEI) BY THE JUNIORS OF HAVERFORD COLLEGE ON THE EVENING ON MAY iS, 1905 PERSONS OH. I. CON OTLAST MR. CAKI.EBS, The Man with thk Message HANS VAN MAM r KM NK DR. I)K HOSTIIER, iNsn riNC Specialist Cll ' Il), The Beauman MISS INFORMED . . . . MINNIE, The Midget IIERR VON BONES, The Sphite - WALTER CARSON ALBERT K. SMILEY, JR. D. HERBERT SCHWEVER E. BARTHAM RICHARDS RODERICK SCOTT SPENCER G. NAl MAN WARREN K. MILLER HENRY PLEASANTS, JR. iiiliiii,[l(l 1(11 lliicc yi ' . ' irs, colli ' i c is ;i tiling nl llic |).ist. |i )f) ;irc S.Miiurs iiox . ( )iK- lillK ' year imly is lift to lis. I ,rl lis strivi- to make it the happiest ami tin- IksI 111 ' all. I,cl us strive 1(j Uecp milaiiiislicil the lumcir mi ' ilu- C jllf {c aii ' l the lioiuir 111 the (. ' lass ami — Ivver we ' ll hold a lii e iiiitnld NincU ' iii-Six. I ' lir lliee ! A. T. L. THE CLASS SONG ARRANGED BY G. H. f:. WORDS AND AIR BY R. J. 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' Ill ihr iwi ' iity-scxeiitli i Sr|]trml).-r. with trii ' j devotion lo I l;i iMf(ii-(l iraditiiiii. r alluTcd u ' i1k- motli-ealcii niantk-s that had lailin from tlir hacks nf our ancestors I at tlie altruistic rates of thrcc- lil ' ly anil llncc dollars each I and cx])crienccd the first sensations of tile so-called scnioral diynil) ' . ' I ' he eniolion was by no means over- powerins;. We found that we were eschewing study, frequenting the dining-room and criticising the universe in a fasliion that mafie us appear si ' .s- picionsly like ourselves; .and e en toward the end, when the Chief of thj Olympic Council slopped his discourse on Christian Ivlucation in the Public Schools. to invite not a small one from our company to occu])y a front seat, we still felt like little boys in a v. ' ry disrespectful world, ' et. ui)on rejection, it would hi untrue to record that we saw no changes among us at the beginning of our mem- orable year. L ' ndei- the stress of the new spiritual experience. Tommy ' s hair- stand, that infallible .gauge of emotion, assumed a noticeable increment of vigor and self-assertion; Roderick ' s voice slid to a lower register and evinced new charms in the rendition of ( )h Alamm.i Tin a Rose on Me. while Henry ' s e;ikness, ,is many remarked, developed from a chronic peeve to a manly and righteous indignation at the surrounding world. . side. liowe er, from these es, ;entially innocent alterations in the Class per- sonality, we must frankly confess that we did not share those feelings which our predecessors have characterized as indescribable. Their inability to be explicit on this point, we might venture, grew t)ut of a child-like belief in the myth that they had attained the stars. and were the biggest things in sight. as their histories tell us. Indeed, in our case, little Jimmy ' s broad, gurgling smi ' e. surmounting a rohe of funereal black; Fales ever swaggering like an Egyptian crane and Haines munching love songs and Hull Durham, presented, if the truth must he told, as striking a burlesque of dignity as one may expect to find in an anti-saloon league neighborhood. 51 Uul wliilr c wric lliii 111,1111 niivrriiij; idr a .start, we foiiml that Wf hail hi ' i ' ii visiti ' il liy llii- simk, this lime I ' mtmiatcly a hird of joml (iiiicii. With ran ' hcin ' v ili ' iu-c lie (■(iiii|iliiiu-iiti ' il cuir liilK- t ' ainilv witli a rloiiatioii of tri|)lels, none (lUur than l,iii(lsa ' , lar e, round anil innoccnl; Urigliani, oiiiiiivorous and giggling : ami C.ravi ' s, musical and ik-volcd, — three distinct contrilnitions from the frontier and the seiith to onr already cosmo|)oiitaii clan. The lootd)all season |)roviiled ns, of cotnsj, with onr first |)rol)leni, which ]ini ed to he rallier serions, hoih ilii(jn};li tin difficulty of the schedule and the necessit - ol developins; new material. The nnfortiniate injuries of . rt Uowry, Toniiny IJrowii and others , renderi. ' il the earli.T scores soniewiiat disappointing. lint the team ste.idily improN-ed and when the rcf iiLar men finally re-entered the play, the season drew to a his hly satisfactory close. I ' eter Carson led the cheer- ing, and allhoni h not ilesit;iied to overawe the enemy to any ])ercj|)til)le extent, secured the :mnii,il measure of vocal sn|)]iort from the students. . nd Rafe vShortlidge, he it recorded, lahorini.; ' under hnsiness conditions less favorahle than formerly, accomplished no small t.ask in ki:ei)ing the team out of the liamU ,.f the sherilT. But hy this time, the contractor decided to finish t!ie new Dininj; Hall. . 1- though he had heen iiroceeding with more deliheratiou than was thought neces- sary, it was deemed unwise to lim-ry him. The i)0ssible omission of the ceiling or some ol the windows, due to sudden nervous excitement on his ])art, led us to strike a very deferential altitude toward the com])any and to avoid the appear- ance of any desire to get iiUo the new huilding. As a consequence, then, the rumor of his beneficent intention to complete the work found its way through Iialf-made walls to highly appreciative ears in the room over the kitchen. that charming though sadly unfinished |)ortion of the structure which (Jscar has thus christened with singular poetic grace. Here we sat with magnanimous toler- ation, while October and November breezes whistled through our knives and forks. And yet, the joy of crossing perilous planks, of threading one ' s way through debris, of eating, ofttimes. in the midst of darkness, and almost always to the tuneful echo of hammer and saw. of carrying one ' s breakfast to the fire- place to lucNcnt chilblains, — this joy, let it be said, was ours, and we appreciated it with becoming moderation. One thing alone appeared calm and serene in tb.e midst of confusion. Inditfereiit to the mutations of time and space, callous to the illegal vacillation of contractors, the Haverford menu, rivaling the pyra- mids of Kgypt, stood su])rcmely immutable. Our final entrance into the new quarters was marked by the installation of self-govermnent in the Dining Room. Since the founding of the College in 1833, the P acultv had been making frantic efforts to maintain the peace in the gastronomic laboratory of Founders Hall. The fertile ingenuity of the Star Chamber had left no coercive scheme untried. We were even threatened, so the chronicles relate, with the introduction of a bevy of co-cds to ameliorate conditions! In vain. The Presidential frown, the savage leer from the Faculty .5.S talilr. liriililr iiidcid In hcliolil. hail small ctTci-l iipnii tlir potatn that tliflh by iiif lil III ilir hicail liall llial wasicili at ihkih ilay. ' I ' hc iinlodr shot put ami thf discus ihrnw llnmislRd itii hr adversity. . iid tlieii it was thai soiiij |)rii|)hct sii};f;cstcd that vi ' iiii iht do hctti-r withiiiit tin- fatiu ' rly can- of our ciders. The privilejjc of self-goveriinKiit was piihlicly offered us and aecei)teil in a m.isterful Dcclaralioii of Iiidepeiideiice ; and the inilleiiinin eanie. So quiet and orderly is the niniii!.; I lall to-day (exempt for an oceasioiial commotion at tlie l ' ' aciilly tahle when a joke is discovered) that (iradiiates, even of one year ' s St. ' indiiifj. feel j.;reatly emharrasseil there. I ' rom the football tiel l we turnecl oiu ' enllmsiasm to the gymnasium, anfl began again to gyrate on onr old friends, the bars, the rings, and the long-.suffer- iiig liorse. ' reakle I ' .rown, still sniTering from cai)illary asciMiiion. w,n often seen in furtive consultation with Dr. I ' .abbitt. Th reiipon Captain To:ii, with as ninch emphasis and ' igor as if lu ' had discovereil the id.-a himself, would give n,s a dissertation on the aesthetic side of gym work; or, more oft.-n, in the im- passioned tones of the ( Juaker orators, skillfully promjjted by his master ' s voice, enthuse us to defeat Knlgers and l.ilui.;li. ami to avoid the excessive use of tobacco and soda water. James Addison llahbitt too, never failed to encourage us on every ixissibk- occasion. Many a time when the clouds of pessimism seemed to be gathering .ilxnit ns, we were revived by a gentle touch upon the slioulder and the sound of a soft voice near us, uttering those immortal maxims, ' ' Jus ' get the tOL ' S a little higher, or, ' ou ' Il never get hurt if you hold on. r.iU while the C ' lass had enjoyed a rich measure of success in all of its organ- ized undertakings, it seemed that practically nothing had been done in the way of permanent social conciuest. To be sin e, some skirmishes and ])reliminaries had taken place. Several verbal contracts possibly had been made, but all these did little to conceal our distressing failure in a very important field of achieve- ment. We were naturally discom-aged. We saw defeat everywhere. The fuss- ing of Carv, of howrv. of Kenuard. what had it accoinplished? Nothing. It was gone, and the place thereof knew it no more. Turning to our Ethics notes we were aliout to search relief in the teaching. ' Tis b:tter to have fussed and failed than never to have fussed at all. when we beheld, on the horizon, the bulky form of the man from Mohonk. . huge, pie-like grin obscured hi ' - teatures. It was Smiley. With the same imobtrusivc persistance wUh which he attacked Prometheus (I ' loimdi. he had wrestled with the corpulent little gentleman of the classics and bit the dust of West Chester in that glorious de- feat which is victory. Then he announced his engagement and gathered to himself the hearty congratulations of his bachelor friends. Hut long before this time Henry had begun to get ])eeved about association football. Even while the rugby season was in progress, notices which betrayed not a little the nervous unrest of their author began to blossom on the door jambs. inviting the unoccupied to taste the joys of the mysterious soccer, a coming panacea for the many ills of intercollegiate football. Our highest ambitions in this 65 fuld (if s|i(irl wire rcali t-d. ictorics dvct Pennsylvania. Cornell. Harvard and a tic will] ( ' iilninliia rclnriK-d llii- honors of first ])lace lo I lavcrfonl. where they h.til alna l passed a ww |)le;is;int ve. ' ir. The season closed in a hurst of con- vivi.d gldiy at llic COlniinadr. I lire it w.is ih.it Captain I lenry marshalled his host, even tn ihr ininulc midget Xauni.an, fur a last stand. an l with Dr. I ' ah- hilt and Dr. Mustaid as i li.ipcroiis. j loried ami drank deep, with a ineasure of capacity, let it In ' siati-d. that pinniises greater thin). s to come. ( )ur last winter .it I lavrifniij li.id imw ]);issed |nietly away. We had scarcely fell it inn in.i; from us nnlil the mellow hreath of . pril l)ef, ' an to revive the l)(.aiities iif the fields .-md lawns. . nd then the s])ring holidays heckoned us else- where fur .1 time, ,ind we sep.ar.ated, hut (hiiily conscious that the end was drawing near. . nd now wh.il shall the scrihe record of the musical campaign, when I ' liny I ' .arl looked down in horror from celestial regions, to see his sons wandering like missionaries over the face of ihe e.irth. actually singing in j raise of llaverford? Joreover. what of that Class Dinner, at which Henry presided in the full sohriety of his peeve. . nd wh;it shall he recorded of the Howling Team, and dignified William, its grave and serious Captain? Or of Bartram Richar ds, striving in vain to look worldly with an emjjty Class pipe in his mouth, or fingering a hag of Epiiie ' s lohacco with the air of a connoisseur? . nd what, forsooth, shall be said of Little Dickson himself, as he sits at his desk, dreaming over the pages of his ciinxict l.ilior, liis faithful alarm clock licking hy hi-- side, ,aud ringing every half hour to recall its master to the ;irduous pursuit of wisdom? Or how shall we describe a certain member of the ' . M. C. . .. cabinet, who falls asleep at his prayers, and awakens in the early hours of the cold gray dawn, witli water on the knee? And sh.dl nothing be writ of tho.se long discussions that we held, trying to decide what we were .going to be after the days of Greek Scripture and Ethics had forever closed and we had stejijjcd out into the mysterious beyond where life is rumored to be hard for little hoy who do not go into business with father? . nil must we likewise forget how. with our gaze fixed u])on beautiful visions far away, we muttered of future happiness with Her, foolishly unmindful of our happiness then . I ' .nl we nnist close. Even as we write, the chirp of birds reaches us through the open window, and the familiar June bug. tumbling ujion the page, tells us that spring has fol- lowed winter into the jiast. Long since, the camiius nymph has arrayed the shrubs and trees in their richest apparel. Summer has come, and is stealing away without compunction these college days that vanish every evening and leave us only the memory of their beauties. We shall not forget them. We shall iKil l ' iiri;rl llir l ' iirii lslii| js iliiii li.uc iii;mIc lliciii l)|-i;;lil ami happy, for they liavc I ' lniclu ' il line lives. ( )riin imi. we ,|iall paiisr, in straiim ' ])l;icTs ])CTliaps, anfl liiiMi mir cyt ' s ami |Iii iil;1i1s hack upnii ilicsc j M ' ay walls, thfsc fielfls and lawns ami siaii ' l) lircs. We shall luaf ihi- latiiilitcr of oldcn times. The rcmem- hi-.im-f III ' ii will iu ' T iinilc laili- away. .Xm! as for llii; Class of Ninctcen-Six. who of lis. loiikiiiL ,aL;.iin in f,iiif upon its li,ip]) ' faces, shall not say, With all Ihy faults I lo c tlicr still. w. (■ 59 r i :--l| K. B. X (ifCcrini; licrc a |)li( itiii ia|ili ni tlu- I ' ' acnlty. in their ordinary asj ect, as plain and unadorned human beings, we trust that those who might liave anticipated tlieir appearance in a less ordinary role will not be deepl - displeased. ( )ur plan in portraying them as they actually are, rjjL-, was in no way intended to olTend an interest in imaginative work. Indeed, for the sake of satisfying a certain morbid curiosity which our predecessors in tiie making of class books have skillfully engendered, we considered the suggestion of presenting the Faculty in a cake-walk. President Sharpless. naturally, was to have led. With a foot gracefully poised in air, one arm lovingly linked through Dr. I lall ' s right, and the other fondly encircling Oscar ' s neck, the tri ' were to have been seen approaching a huge cake at the end of the Faculty Room. Following them, in the midst of hilarious enjoyment, were to come their associates, in the guise of satyrs, fairies, Ethiopians, and other anomalies to be met in literature, if not in life. i nt several considerations prevented the execution of the scheme. These e need not mention. Let it be enough to say, that those who criticise us for serving up the Faculty plain, are entitled to our liberal apologies for disappoint- ing a taste that has been so well educated. In passing out of active participation in ilaverford life, we feel that we are leaving many friends among the Faculty. Much of the enjoyment, and still more of the value of these four years, have come to us through their uniform interest in our work, and the least that we can do on this occasion is to make known our sincere ai)]ircciation (: f their help. 61 Mho ' s Mho in ' 06 The followine; catalogue has been compiled with strict reference to the laws and by-laws of veracity. The truth, nothing but the truth, though in all cases not the whole truth, has been religiously told. Unfortunate it is that the limita- tions of language, the censonship of the press and the foolish restraints of modesty, make it necessary that the full individu- ality of Nineteen-Six should remain forever unwept, unhonored, and unsung. BAINBRIDGE This represents Eddie, a useful little man with an acid reaction. With rare genius he vacillates every fifteen minutes from a genial humor to an interesting form of grouch, the latter of which phenomena is usually accompanied by a contraction of the countenance and the liberal use of popular English. It is advisable to shake well before using. He will improve with age. Cornhog unfortunately took the oath of allegiance rather late. During the past year he has been seen several times at recitations or crossing the campus. At rare intervals he indulges in the vulgarity of a meal, answers to his name in Ethics and constantly prays that more than twenty-four hours may be allotted the ensuing day to give him time for the pursuit of the liberal arts. HAl.nWIN 64 AIiIiiimkIi I ' .ri-y is a rcmu-ly t)iiy. In- MilTrrs. iiiifor- tiinatcly, from attacks of aiutr inertia. At such times, while apparently enjoying the best of health, his mind writhes in horrible dread before the possible necessity of doing something. His countenance is usually em- bellished by a sun-set blush, which, upon the mention of .sundry yet inoffensive names, expands into a seeth- ing conflagration, requiring the assistance of a fire ex- linKuisluT. Obviously Tommy. Some regard him as the fun- niest thing that has happened in the history of the Class. His hair-stands, his mad efforts to coerce them with towels and night caps, his preference for soft shirts with lu.xedocs. his inevitable VVh .it the Bill and his tireless social aspirations give him a clear title to the honor of leading anomaly among us. The ubiciuitous Peter is an eccentric compound of unknown ingredients. Although voted to be the most versatile man in the Class, he has not yet mastered the art of keeping the ridiculous out of the grave. Like Sampson, he has, on occasion, been compelled by his friends to use the jawbone of an ass. 60 Tliis is Mntlicr, a reticent individual widely known as math-shark. A morbid curiosity to find out how the other half lives has given him the reputation of an indiscriminate suitor. During the short period of twenty years he has fussed anything from a first co.-.sin t(i the Woman ' s College of Baltimore. Tom is a mouse-like lad, capable of an occasional nod, but usually to be seen in the midst of a dense silence. Once in Freshman year, a cry of alarm, twice in Junior year, muffled petitions for the bread, are re- ported to have escaped his lips. He is innocuous at all times and reputed to understand English. In this jagged outline we see the likeness of Eppie. or, if you will, Curly D. For pro-pro-pro-nounciation and slavish obedience to the alarm-clock habit, he is without peer. He is an authority on crimes and the money market and absolutely worships the Dean. 66 Ilfcker is a roasoiialily small Imy with a stentorian voice. NiilluT he nor his friends ever know what he is going to ilo next, since the lad operates upon a psychological system as yet nnclassilied. II. ' is regarded on all occasions with considerahle anticipation and amusement and generally excused for heing the most unruly memher of the Class. Somewhat like an . r.d), Coogan strtdls occasion- ally into our midst, asks a few questions, laughs a few laughs, and again retires into oblivion, drawing lustily upon a borrowed cigarette. He seems to take life for granted, and mildly regrets that other commodities arc not to be had in the same way. Notwithstanding, the boy has a thoroughly modern soul, with .ill conveni- ences. t)Or iHTKN Jimmy ' s ambition has been to keep his genial coun- tenance supplied with smiles. He has never been known to get angry, is fond of everything, and will take a social smoke on the slightest provocation. His unaccountable failure, however, to appreciate the humor in himself, has deprived him of many pleasures which his friends enjoy. Gordon is an exemplary lad, very sensitive on points of righteousness, and a lover of sweet sounds. He has a bad habit of being continually good, thinks frequently in Latin, and daily salaams before a portrait of Dr. Mustard. Amidst rolling clouds of Bull Durham, moaning over lost and prospective loves, sits Billy, in poetic rapture, insensible to the passage of time. He is by far the laziest man in the Class. With no ambition save to escape one, he pleasantly offers his services to the uni- verse in the fervent hope that they will not be needed. In Hemp we recognize the senior member of the firm of Bainbridge and Hemphill, managers of the frontier outpost of the National Biscuit Co. A devout admirer of good living, susceptible to strong emotion and frequently obscured in clouds of superinduced fog, he tells us wonderful tales of the great round world and gives a cosmopolitan atmosphere to our diminu- tive household. Now and then he sings a little song. IIKMPIIII.I, 68 Hop is a wirll-mcaiiiiiK individual unfurlunati-ly given to makiiifi immature riiiiark , : virtue whicli has led some to regard liim as one of our most infantile members. At times, however, he becomes semi-serio i- and speaks with oracular gravity. Class Day finds him iiidilTereiit to the world and still making eyes at the Goddess of Nonsense. The psychologist seeking curios would revel in the discovery of Billy. He is unique. Nevertheless, he frequently emerges from his stern environment of de- cided opinions to do .something artistic in the way of fussing. The drama, the weather, and the Class he criti- cises with uniiorm severity, and patiently awaits the day when he will have us all insured against sudden death, pestilence, matrimony and the gout. His favorite pass-time is Scbweyer. ■Mr. Lindsay, the gentleman from North Carolina, is preceded by a circular countenance and a potential smile. He defends eloquently the natural beauties of the Seuth and regards the matrimonial market of the North as sadly impoverished. Art is a large sized, yet withal gentle, Epicurean, lie maintains that life, in good company, is well worth living and wishes it to be distinctly understood that he does not care to be disturbed by the curriculum, the wrath-to-comc, athletic dues, or any of the baser con- cerns of life. He finds joy under all circumstances in the firm belief that the millenium is the age of the pre ' ont. Warren takes life seriously. He sees no virtue in the iiile hour and no economic value in the smile. For light reading he daily refreshes himself with a few volumes of constitutional law, keeping, meanwhile, his weather eye focussed on the Class, to prevent revolutions, sedi- tions, majorities and other crimes tabooed in the Cornipt Practices Act. Diminutive Jimmy is an amiable child with a soft complexion, and although very young at one time, is now approaching manhood with smiles of anticipation. He is greatly attached to science and romantic litera- ture, and is apt, at any time, to call attention to the obvious with great deliberation. Ill tlir easy and Kraccfnl use of prnfanity. and in llu- liinnlili- admiraliiin fur anythiiiK tliat snirlls likr an antomdhili-, I ' iancis Kraduali- ' . suinnia cum laudi. ' . lie is prniiil (if liis sloppy appcaranci- and lives a lifi- of si|ualiil cnjoyMU-Mt nf slmp-vvork and tobacco. Shrewd in Inisiiuss. wily in conncil. laciUnn always, Joe has moved among us like a Sphinx, the source of an inscrutable riddle. On occasions, to be sure, he will speak, eat, smile, and get angry like the rest of the human species, but usually lives in an exclusive world of his own, where he has only himself to reckon with —a prnblem i ' (|U.il tn his best endeavors. Til Spencer belongs the distinction of never having agreed with any body, on any subject, at any time, in any place. lie has been actively engaged throughout a large part of the course in doing nothing and takes his relaxation in the form of knocking things in gen- eral, with particular reference to the rest of us. Jesse is a striking combination of paternal gravity and child-like mirth. His facial repertoire contains but two expressions — one of agonizing pain and the other of exuberant joy. A quiet hour or two of social chat is his daily relaxation, though a strong liability to total recall is a matter of some concern to himself and his friends. For the trying space of thirty-two seconds, Henry has suppressed his painful peeve, allowing his image to go to posterity illuminated by a dawning smile. With the dignity of a bishop, the seriousness of an epi- t;iph, and the impatience of a hungry infant, he has created many friends and much amusement in our midst. P1.K. S. NTS Dave is one of those quiet, restful individuals who modestly attend to the business in hand, who live and let live, who fuss successfully and make good husbands in the end. He knows no worry or anxiety and finds one day as good as another. Sometimes he makes bold to smile at Kennard. I ' .vrii lure in (Iciim- cnuliiic soiiiclliitig of the chronic mis.inlliriipy of I ' -More Richards may be discerned With the c. cc|)liiiii of luiii«cr, thirst and cynicism, he is wholly incapable of any emotion. He regards all joy, pain and amusement as (|nile improper and secretly prays for the hour when he may enter into the heaven of Buddistic nothingness, lie has been adjudged the most uncanny individual in our midst. With tin- toleration of an indulgent father, Doc has been a member of our Class for two years. Me is a pious .soul and deeply feels the naughtiness of this terrestrial footstool. No one has ever heard him laugh, although jokes, puns and other things have been discharged near him. Occasionally he tries a little play himself, but alw ' ays with funereal dignity. To describe Schweyer both language and gestures arc wholly inadequate. Since his arrival among us two years ago he has successfully resisted every missionary effort to rescue him from himself, and to-day remains unparalleled in the history of human curiosities. His friends may always rely upon him to provide uncon- scious amusement and to join with them in appreciating tlie joke. SCHWEYER Coopertown, Preston, Bible Class, Sunday School, Y. M C. A., Ethics, behold thy saint! Rod has fought the good fight, routing 3571.019 temptations, reforming two adjacent towns and capturing several rampant ideals during the course. He is an eloquent advocate of wo- man ' s suffrage, believes in the transmigration of souls, and passes his days in collusion with the great verities and in lefending tile Faculty — iwjiiicscat in pace. Shelly is a comfortable lad of a hundred and seventy pounds and a quiet way of enjoying things. With little to say and a great deal to do, he passes his spare time in meditating upon the profound truths of Banking and Finance. His secondary avocation is assisting a score of intermittent alarm-clocks to keep Dickson awake. Rafe is an orderly lad inhabiting a cheery disposi- tion and a well-fed figure. He likes to dream occa- sionally about certain phases of the future, relishes Keats and chocolate eclairs, and endures submissively the embarrassment of being voted the best-looking man in the Class. .SHOKTI.IDGF, 74 This is tlu ' Ki ' iill ' ' i ' lilif. He may hv idciitifietl by a i6-kar.ll, pri ' -iniptial sjiiili-. ami a groat ffnidncss for iho slight peculiarities of one Dickson. A devotee of the merry jest .nul a Imcr of the pleasant hour, he re- gards the traged) ni life willi li.ippy (iptimisiii Jack is a quaint youth of retiring disposition and regular hahits. very domestic, and attentive to business. When sufficently tempted he will indulge in a brief smile, but has no sympathies with tlie frivolous. His favorite diversion is ;i quiet half-day with the chest- weights, a form of entertainment which impresses him as both dignilied and serious. STR. TTON The square j.nv here depicted at once reveals Frank, in the ftdl bloom of his orthodoxy. He is a long nar- row creation of exceptionally tidy habits, passionately devoted to Meeting and prone to see the influence of George Fox in everything from the dood to the latest edition of the cook-book. Prepared, for conscience ' sake, to laugh at the slight- est semblance of a joke, mild and pacific, Joe passes his days in juvenile innocence. Like Rod, he is a victim of innate piety. His darkest sin is a lurking desire to filch a second on Thursday nights, while his least ambition is the immediate canonization of the world. Over the horizon of an incurable smile. Brigham may be seen peeping at the surrounding world. Com- ing from the jungles of Kansas, everything within the pale of civilization naturally fills him with surprise. Men, boys, freedom of speech, and especially food, sup- ply him with sources of endless amusement and keep his face continually on duty in nourishing a chronic and all-pervasive grin. THE JUNIOR CLASS IIAKiil.I) i: AN.S, I ' KtsinENI- (;l ' :i)| (,i; IIAII.IK K wool), VlCF.-l ' Rf:SIDKNr jiillN WIIIIAI,!. N ' K ' lli il.SdN, Jr., Skcrktakv KAKI, lACKSMX i;Ain , Irkasurer KARI, JACKSdN BARR JOSEPH COOPER BIRDSAI.L ARTHUR EMI.EN BROWN PAUL WII.LITS BROWN GEORGE BRINTON COMKOKT CEORCK crak; (Kak; WALTER LEWIS CROLL IRA JACOB IIODCE WILLL M STAUi ' FER KI.DRIDOE HAROLD EVANS FRANCIS DOWNINO GOUl.EV SAMUEL JAMES GUMMERE WILBUR HAMILTON HAINES ernest fuller jones james phineas magii.i. joseph cornell beans march mich.el henrv march John wmiiall Nicholson, jr. jose i ' adin wii.i.iam rvi.e rossm. ' essler llDWARli HKV SHOEMAKER EDWARD COMFORT TATNALL EMMETT ROBINSON TATNALL ALEXANDER NES WARNER WILLIAM BUTLER WINDLE GEORGE HALLOCK WOOD THE SOPHOMORE CLASS (UCiiRCK KINC. SIKODK, I ' rkmhem WAI IKK KMDMAN SI |i )I;M AKKK, Vice-presidkni |(i|| I III-dDDKK TKOTII, Skcuetarv ( AKI. lOKSK SCOT! ' , I ' kkasurer KISIIKK idKI li:s i; ll. THOMAS MnkRlS I.ONGSTRF.I II CAKKdl 1 lIKiKMiiN liki iWN CHARLES I.K HIV MH.I.r.K HiiWAKl) lUKir Willi M IIAVII.AM) MoRRISS JOSl ' .ril HUSHNKI.l.. ;,Rii AI.IRKD HAI.CH MORTON JOHN BROWNINC. CI.KMENT KREDKRIC OMAR MUSSER THOMAS ClIARl.KS DKSMOM) WlNTHROP SARGENT, Jr. CECII. KENT DKINKKk CARl. I-oRSE SCOTT EDWARD AIKIN KDWAR ' DS WALTER RODMAN SHOEMAKER JOSEPH I ' ASSMOKE El.RINTON WILLIAM CLARKSON STRIIil.INc; C.EoKt.E WILLIAMS EMLEN, Jr. (iEoRdE KINC. STRODE ROHKRI KR IKN JAMES CAREV THOMAS riKiMAS RnlllWlll 1111 L jolIN IIILODORE TKoTH WILLIAM WKSLi: Kl KIZ, 2S WALTER WILKIN WHITSON MORRIS ALKERl I.IXTON STEPHEN REMINC.TON WINCi EDWIN WklCHT 81 w THE FRESHMAN CLASS HLKllKIIK IIOlKiK, |l ., I ' KKSIDKNT THOMAS KKAI ' II.I. I l.Wls. k ii ' Rtsii.KNT K. 1 l l)l IV MIKKAN INDKUIIII,!,. Sm rkiakv IIiWlN Mil i1:M AKKR, Ikkasi rkk CllOKi;] ' -. SMI IN i; KI ROBERr Ma i() i;kia CI.AUDK CI.AlslCk JOSKl ' II COI ' K JAMKS WHITE CKOWKII, GERAl.n HAKII.FA DKAtOX Bl ' RDEril-; DoliC.K. JK. rKK( 1 Al. liRAUSHAW EAV Will I AM SELLERS EEISKIER JOHN CLINTON GREEN FREDERICK Cl.II-li lUl i IIAMIlliiN ALLAN JANNKV HILL HARRISON STREETS HIRES CLARENCE CREADU K KILI.EN PAUL CLIFF KITCHEN THOMAS KRAI-FKI. LEWIS SIDNEY LOEWENSTKIN ALFRED I.OWRV, 2ikI HOWARD MIIloN I.CTZ CHARLES EDWARD MARslI HAROLD THOMAS MARTIN 111 iND C, RR I ' Al I. v. N REED MILLER LAWRENCE CLAYTON MOORE RI( HARD HENRY MOTT FREDERICK MYERS. Jr. JOSEPH WIIITAKER I ' ENNYPACKER DAVID LEON I ' lHLirS WILLIAM CHAMBERS I ' OWKLL FRANK MiCKACKEN RAMSEY CHARLES SCOTT RISTINE THOMAS AUGUSTINE RYAN THOMAS KITE SHARI ' I.ESS EDWIN SHOEMAKER REYNOLD ALBRECHT SPAETH MARK HERBERT CARYER SPIERS JOSEPH AN DUSEN STETSON JCWEPII WARRINGTON STOKES FREDERICK RAYMOND TAYLOR CHARLES BAKER THOMI SON R. LINDLEV MURRAY UNDERHIIX WILLIAM WEATHERBY WARNER AARON DEGRAUW WARNOCK ISi iN Wll LIAMS = r M L z-nc s TAA C ' A J rk-kc f r r r r rcor?ALL m (IPAQ , £T Mill ' ■ ULU GP H O g 111 ' . tii l athKiic int -rest In claim tlio attention of the I ' Veslimaii is foot- )all. No sooner does he enter CoUes e than the hnlletin hoard invite (he anihitions athlete to don foothall togs and show the coaclies what he can do. nd then, tod. in the general entlnisiasni attendant upon the name, his deep and lasliiii collesje loyalty finds its birth. Tile mass meetings make the songs and cheers tlnill him in a a - th.at will Ije long remembered. hen we entered in the fall of i) 2. our football ability was an untn.-d (|nantity. lint as soon as the cane rush was won. we gathered iiehind the Gym- nasium to choose a t ' lass team. l.owr ' was elected Cajitain. and we weiu int the game against 1905 with reasonable chances of success, but lost on a failure at goal, by the narrow margin of one point, the score being 6 — 5. The abilitv ..f two of our men. however, was i|uickly seen, and Jones and l.owry made the first ele en. receiving at the end of the season two of the h -e ll ' s awar led that year. Smiley, jr.. was a sub- stitute on the first team, and llrowii. Jr.. ,uid I l;iines. Jr.. re- ceived the scrub emblem. In v o]ihomore year we were .again ill-starred in the cl.i ' -s game with hjoj. Twice we crossed tiieir .goal line. onl ' to lose the ball on tumbles, while another fumble gave them a score, without having been able to make a first down against us dur- ing the whole game. This year and the following year. Haver- 87 ford had exceptional teams. 1906 held two places on the eleven, in the persons of Brown, Jr., and Lowry, the latter of whom was elected Captain for our last year. The schedule this season was hard and several vacancies were left from the pre- vious year. The team, when finally organized, was light, and in the earlier part of the season was constantly weakened hy injuries. In the second game of the sched- ule they played a plucky game against Lehigh but lost by a failure at goal. The in- jured list slowl - decreased, and with the full team in the line-up, the last three games were well won. Besides those already mentioned. Brown. Jr., Reid, and Smiley, Jr.. have won the college H, while Bainbridge and Doughten, Jr., have been awarded the scrub emblem. Haverford has always endeavored to foster the b: ' st elements of football, and in the recent reform of the rules has been represented on the important com- mittees arranging the new game. In Dr. Babbitt we now hold the chairmanship of the intercollegiate committee on officials. But whatever evolutions the game may undergo, let it at Haverford always be played with true jiluck and straight- forward sportsmanship. 88 KIXi ' . ilu ' fdiir M-ars ul (.)iir cmnM-. h oO li;is rej uljirly had strong npri ' stiitalii m (ni the s yninastic team. Dr. ilabbitt noticed the strength YJ ' ' .i ' H ' c of the Chiss even « hen we were still li,iii lliiig wands and p cliiiiih-liells in the early days. During Freshman year IJrown. Jr.. and I.ciwiy won the gymnastic emblein, while tlie lio|)es of the College for an all-rmmd star were based on Ewing. who nnfortnnately injured iiis wrist at the he innin of the season and was com])ellcd to discontinue worl . As Soplioinores. ihown, Jr.. L ' ary. and lowing, were all point winners, Ewing being awarded one of the two possible 1 1 ' s. and Cary the emblem. In Junior year, Shortlidge ;ind Stratton made the team and won the emblem, while Carson was awarded the II. I ' .rown. Jr., ea])t,iined the team in Senior year. The opening event of the gymnastic schedule has been for several years a joint exhibition with .some of the L ' niversities. Manager .Sheldon arrangjd such a meet early in the past season with Colnmhia, rennsylvania. and Princeton, which was well .nttended. The lifth Inierseholastic Track and ( ' . innastic Contest was also on the schedule Alioul eighty-hvc school boys partici])ated in the e ent. many of whom remained over night and were entertained in the dormitories by the students. The w ide range of events included in the contest has always made the program a ditVicult one to execute to the satisfaction of the con- testants and the spectators. This year we were extremely fortun- ate in finisliing the meet, with no confusion, before (|uarter past ten. 91 Our team entered, as usual, into two intorcolleyiate contests this year, with our old rivals, Rutgers and Lehigh. Th, ' earlier of these events resulted in an uninteresting victory for Haverford. The latter, however, was closely contested, but finally closed with the score in our favor, bringing to an end a uniformly successful season in this department of sport. 92 w J ' )i V llu-rc is OIK ' sport distincll)- diaraclcristic of llavcrford, it is cricket. -mm ' ■ ' ' • ' ■ ' -■f college teams, class teams, and certain nondescriju aggre- , tjr gatioiis niaile ii|i of extreme novices, almost everyone at Ilaverford , appears in a matcii sometime during his college course. In Freshman Qi e;ir we followed tradition, and throughout the whole winter devoted many hours to shed jiractice. itii s])ring. the Class team was organized and jjlayed a few games with school teams from I ' hiladelphia in order to give the new men preparation for the interclass matches, while noughten, Jr., Lowry, and Pleasants, Jr., were nuin- bercd on the first eleven. Although the match with ifp5 resulte l in a tie. a second innings lost us the game. Doughten won the Shakespeare hat for tlie Freshman making top score in interclass matches, and at the end of the seasrn was awardeil the hat for the best FVeshman batsman, while Pleasants won his colors, the bat for the Freshman howler, the Congdon prize ball for the best first team bowler, and the Febiger prize ball for tiic best bowling average in the intercollegiate matches. In our Sophomore year cricket was at its height. The eleven of the year before remained practically intact, and continued to im- prove in anticiiiation of the coming Fnglish tour. We defeat- ed HjOj in the interclass series, later to lose the championship to 1905. Philips won the improvement hat, and he and Dough- ten. Lowry, and Pleasants, were chosen to represent ns in Eng- land, where their work had no small part in the success of the trip 95 In Junior year we tied with 1905 in the first match and defeated her in a second innings, but later lost the chani]iionship to 1907. Doughten, Jr., and Lowry won their colors, the Haines prize fielding belt also being awarded to Lowry. Pleasants won the Congdon prize ball fur the best bowling average on the first team and Doughten was elected Captain of the eleven for Senior year. . s these pages go to print, the season is still young. Sd that it is impossible to tell of its success, but with the intercollegiate championship in our possession for five years, let us hope that readers of this book will long since have seen Haverford again victorious. 63 e e e ' s i; t. ' l alliktio liir tin- past few years liavc (K ' scrvedly taken a hi ' li |ilarr at I hnciinnl. l ' ' . i.Ty fall, as snoii as tlic (|uestioii of new foot- l)all inalerial is scttlrd. llu ' |iriil)Icm i f discovcrinj and (Icvelopiii; track i emits is uiKieitakeii. P ' or this ijurjiosc an annual fall meet is IkIcI bilweeii the Sopliuiiiuies and Freshmen. Shortly after entrance we surprised the College in this event by wiiming from the Sophomores, wiin liail witu tile interelass traek sports tile jirevious s|)ring, as a result of whicli victory, places on the College team were assured for Brown. Jr.. Lowry. Milk-r. and i ' hiliiis, pl.iees which they iiave held throughout the entire course. In the last fmir years. Ilrciwn has made records in the high hurdl. ' S and bnjad jump, and has won tile W ' altop cup I ' cir highest iiidiviilual scoring in his Freshman. Sopliiiiiicire, luiii.ir ,iiid Senmr wars, winning his II in l resliiiian year. He als:) won fourth i laci ' in the high hurdles in the Intercollegiate Meet at Franklin Field in junior year. I.owry broke the pole vault record the same year, winning his 11 during the last season. s a Freshman, I ' hilips bvnke the high junv) record. and was awarded llie II. while .Miller won the 11 and establis- hed a record in tin iwo mile run in Sophomore year, making a still better record in junior xe.ir. Cary made the team iluring our second term. Taylor in junior year and Kennard. Reid, and Tuniiey were added in Senior year. In the annual interelass spring sports, 1906 easily won in So]ihoniore, junior and Senior years. I ' hilips captained the College team this sjiring. Two meets were arranged by Manager Smiley, one with Xew York Univer- sity, ami another w itli Wesleyan. In the contest with X. . l ' . ••9 we took 7 1-2 first ])laces to their 5 1-2. while iliey .G ot the majority of second places and won the meet, the linal score being 5O-4S. The meet with W ' esleyan also went against ns by the score of 65-47. Despite these two defeats, the nmiiber of firsts we won, and the records held by fellows now in College, go to prove there i- excellent track material at Haver- ford. We feel that ninre time is owed to athletics of this sort and would urge con- tinued |)erseverance in following years in raisi ng a standard that is already high. TRACK RECORDS Kv ENT RECnlili Holder Date 100 yards dash 10 2-5 sec. 1 W W. Hall, ' 02 1899 ( Iv Y. Brown, Jr., ' 01 1900 2U ' I) yards dash 2: sec. W W. Hall, ' 02 1899 440 vards dash .5o 1-2 sec. W 15. Rodney, ' 97 1897 Half mile run 2 niin. S 4-5 sec. K. C. Tatnall. ' 07 1905 Mile run 4 min. 4.S sec. K. ( ' . Tamall, ' 07 1905 IL ' d vards hurdles Iti 1-5 sec. T. K. Brown, Jr., ' Ofi 1905 L ' l ' O vaiils hurdles 27 sec. .1. W. Reeder, 02 1902 Kunning hmad jump 21 ft. 2 5-8 in. T. K. Krown, Ji . ' Oli 1905 Runiiin!; high jump 5 ft. 8 1-2 in. .1. I). Philips, ' Of) 1903 Putting Hi-lb. shot .37 ft. 8 in. ' . W. Hal, ' 02 1899 Thniwiiif; Hi-lb. hammer 12.S It. (j in. H W. Jones, ' 05 1905 Pule vault 10 ft. 1-2 in. J. 15ushnell, :id. ' 08 1906 Two niile run 10 min. 22 sec. W . K. : Iiller, ' 0(1 190(i Discus Thmw 99 ft. 5 in. K. F. Jones, ' 07 1906 Recor l of ft. 1 in. made by E. B. C ' onklin, ' ' ,19, at the Princeton Handicap Games, 1899. SOCCCR lUK [ ( )(. e ' l ' ' .l . lli( u;;li lull lali ' lv (.■iirollcl as a (Ici)artmciit of tlii.- College -i .T— J , tliktic Association, tov live i ' ars lias steadilv bfcn traininir favor at ' ■ ' •( 1 lavcrlord. nnlil now ii ciijoys as iiuR-li popularity as any of the other t ' v ' 3. liranclk-- nf mir allilctics. The first few years of its existence here T inarkrd a gradual i,n-o vth in its deveIo])nicnt. until last year the Collefi;e tram wnn ilic cn]i nf ilio Cricket CUd) Leai uc of Philadelphia. Tliis wis nn small acliicvi ' incnt. Hacked 1) such sncccss, tlie team met liarvard twic. ' in the first intercoIk t;iate anies ever played in this country, and won both. The interest in the ,q;ame si)rca(l to many colleges, and last fall an intercollesjiate series was under- taken hy Columbia. Cornell, liarvard. I laverford and Pennsylvania. In antici- pation of tliesc names, soccer ])ractice was heiiun early an l conducted with per- sistence. The first ])art of the season, however, was extremely disapix)intinjj. ovvini; to the numerous injuries. Oickswu. ' n(i, one of the resjidar i)layers of the previous season. w,as unable to net into the fjame at all. We lost the Cricket Leag;ue cup. won the year before. P ut Pleasants. Jr.. who ca])- t.iined the team, knew no defeat The interest within the Col- f lege steadily arose, and with the coachint; of 1) ' . .Mustard .and the enthusiasm of the Captain, a team was finally organized which won the intircolleniate series with three victories, over Cornell, ll.arv.ird and I ' ennsylvani.a. and one tie with Columbia. In these n ' . ' nnes. igofi was rejiresentcd 1) Dou,i;;hten. jr .. l.owry. Phili])s, Pleasants, Jr., Reid, Shortlidne. and ount;, wiiile Taylor, a first eleven man, was ke]it out thronsih sickness. The general connnotion in the rugby football world has led lo:! main ' to prophesy Uiat soccer will supi)lant this American game. Whether this is so or not, it is true that soccer is being taken up hy many schools and colleges, while some institutions are making it a fall gauie. Whatever its future, with the impetus given by the possession of an intercollegiate cup. we hope that coming Haverfordians will enthusiastically continue a game that in every way is so true and genuine a sport. 104 ri p Miisiccil -teociotioiA A M() (; tlie activities of the College considered in any record of its - manifold interests, the Musical Association deserves mention. Time jMJ J was. and in memory of men still young, when any sort of musical j 4 uucrance. especially instruinenlal in character, was under strict taboo V oil iIk- caminis. I ' .ut by the time igof) was ready to enter College, things of a musical nature had grown into general esteem. (Jur Freshman year was memorable for the second of Seller ' s operettas, called Ye llaverford liandit. in which several 1906 men made their appearance before footlights. Glee and mandolin clubs also claimed our attention. In the various concerts given .luring our college course. P.ainbridge, Cary, Hemphill. Sheldon. Short- H.lgv. and ' runney, have played on the mandolin club; Monroe, Schweyer, and Sheldon on the banjo club; while Hreyfogel. Brown. Car.son. Donghten, Fales, Graves, riiilips. Pleasants, Sheldon. Shortlidge. and Tunney have been members of the glee club. Cars. .11 has over been a novelty with his whistling, and Graves has the distinction of being the . ily really accomplished pianist that has graced the College for many years. In addition to the usual Christmas concert, which met with good success, during the past year the cltib. h ive given performances at Manhei ' n. Tioga, and Wayne. But. after the operetta mentioned above, perhaps the most signal under- taking of the clubs during the past four vears was a three days tour in . pril last. The trips we had made to near-by points became insignificant in comparison with concerts at Wilmington. Baltimore and Lancaster, however modest this may be as an itinerary. Spaeth. 05. the leader of the clubs, had arranged good programs, ami Warner. ' 07, the manager, carefully attended to all the details. The venture was successful financially, antl what is more gratifying, from the remarks of the audiences, musically as well. 107 These occasions have been heartily supported by 1906, and we shall remem- ber with not a little pleasure our efforts in this field of college activity. 108 The Haverfordian l (liioi iii-Chicf WAl IKK CAKSON. Associate ICclitors KM ' IIMI J. slliik I LIliCI ' , l-KANCIS K. TAVI )K K I III l T. I.OWKV JAMI-.S !■. M veil I. SAMli;;, I (.IMMIikK. liiislriess Mnnaijers JKSSK |i j ' llll ll ' S WAIIKK CAKSON. Hut tlic annals of Ninctccn-Six would l)c incomplete if no reference were niadr to its litt-iary acliivcnK-nts — not that these are destined in any way to crowd tlic classics from the alcoves of the I.ibrarj-, but because in this realm of collegiate activity, often ne ;lecteil, our Class has labored with relative success. Kariy in the course, Rafe, I ' rank- and Art were elected into t he sacreii Order of the .Sanctum and acquainted with the m -stcrious rites of proof-reading, dummj ' -niaking and geiuial litcrarj- hack-work. I hcsc functions the)- performed with long-suflering grace, while Jesse and I ' ctcr were at work on the firing line in Philadelphia, preaching with true fer ' or the virtues of the Haverfordian as an advertising medium. In l ' ' ci)ruaiy of Junior car the magazine was wholly entrusted to our care. The Hoard w.is rc-org.wii .cd with Peter as ICditor-in-chief, and a plan of cam- paign outlined for the work of the ensuing year. The arious departments of the paper ' s interests were tlistributed among the members of the stalT, the editorial section was enlarged, and several improvements in the technique of the magazine, sucii as a higher grade of paper, a new cover design, and the publication of fre- quent illustrations, w-ere introduced. It was our object also to clict the interest of tile . lumni in luulcrgraduate literary work. W ' e fount! them very ready to respond and were enabled to publish from their pens seventeen articles in the course of nine issues. l?ut, best of all, it was great fun mixing the ingredients of that paper every month. To be sure, itwasagrind now and then, but we enjoyed that too, only we didn ' t know it. It all seems pleasant now, as we look back upon completed tasks. Those little love verses of Billy ' s, spoken warmlj- out of his laz) ' , yet all- lo ing soul, were always refreshing to the thirsty eyes of the Kditors. 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Simple and thorough in con- struction, acces- sible and easily u n der s t ood ; smooth, (|uiet and speedy. An ideal com- bination of pow- er-plant with size and weight of car. Highly efficient. Powerful enough for any purpose. Luxurious enough for long-distance touring; not too big and cumbersome for short runs. Extraordinary ability on direct drive — the high speed {gear shifting seldom necessary). The sort of ability wanted by the owner who drives. Unsurpassed by any car, no matter what rating, size or price, in the ease and speed with which it takes the hills. - ki r • N effective power, in speed, in strength, in safety, in control —in all the qualities that are summed up in the one word, reliability, the Autocar Run- about has far surpassed its class. No other two-passenger car is so smooth-riding, so quiet running, so sure, so free from road- difficulties, so accessible, and so easy to care for— this IS its record of past seasons. In the 1906 model, its position of leadership is made unassailable by an increase of power, and adop- tion of the characteristic Autocar Con ro ---right-hand wheel steer, with spark and throttle-control grips in rim of wheel. The Autocar Company Ardniore, Pa. Member: Association Licensed Automobile Manufacturers. TYPEX 12 horse-powcr. 52-in. tread. 70-in wheel base. Two balanced, horizontal opposed cylin- ders, in front. Direct shaft drive. SlidinK-ge;ir transmission. Three speeds an i re erse. $1000 Bailey, Banks Biddle Co. Diamond Merchants = Jewelers Silversmiths = Stationers DESIGNERS AND MAKERS OF CLASS PINS AND RINGS CLASS AND SOCIAL STATIONERY COMMENCEMENT INVITATIONS VISITING CARDS— Special rates to clubs of ten PRIZE CUPS AND TROPHIES— Illustrated catalogue upon request 1218-20-22 Chestnut St., Philadelphia. J.F.GRAY HEaOQVARTERS FOR A. G. Spalding Bros. ' TRADE MARK Athletic and Golf Goods 29 SOUTH ELEVEJWTH ST., neur chestnvt st., PHILADELPHIA, PA. Blair Crawford 1228 Chestnut Street, Phila., Pa. Jewelers Diamond Merchants Silversmiths Class and Fi! a ti.hmi ' Pi s. MAKKUS OK IIIK IIAVKKKOKl) KIKTIl AN- NUAL INTiaiSC ' lIOLASTIC AND CJVMNASTIC MKKT Cl ' PS. -:■ -:. -:- -;- -:- -:- The BrynMawr Trust Co. BRYN MAWR. PENNA, l•r ' « ' «ftr;««,i ' !Jt ' ««««tw; v i Capital .fl 2 0,000 Acts as Executor, Administrator, Guardian, etc. Insures Titles to Real { -state. Allows 2 per cent. Interest on Deposits sub- ject to check ; 3 per cent, on Savings Fund Deposits. Loans Money on Mortgages and Collateral. Safe Deposit Boxes for Rent, and Valu- ables Stored in Burglar-Proof Vaults. One of the most essential features of good house-keeping is good BREAD. To hake good hread vou niu.st have good FLOl ' R. THE BRJXn OF BARBERS ' ' IVbite S ti r Flour has long since established the standard tor QUALITY. ORDER IT NEXT TI.ME IT WILL PLEASE YOU. Bl tht FINEST QUALITY of Q 1 1K.CS the GRE.ATEST QUANTITY or DrCclU WILLIAM F. BREY OKHCt : 1213-14 PENNSYU ' ANl.A BUILDING Hhibdclphia, P.i. Ktprcscnting BARBER MILLING CO. Minneapolis, Minn. Baldwin Locomotive Works BROAD AND NARROW G UGE LOCOMOTIVES SINGLE EXPANSION AND COMPOUND ■LU T1i j4 fj Ja| t TiT WB B BBMW BBBH B MINE, FURNACE AND INDUSTRIAL LOCOMOTIVES, ELECTRIC LOCOMOTIVES WITH WESTINGHOUSE MOTORS AND ELECTRIC TRUCKS BURNHAM, WILLIAMS CO., Code Word- ' BALDWIN, Philadelphia PHILADELPHIA, PA., U. S. A. DREKA fim tationcvv anD cfngrato 1121 CbfBtnnt §trrrt, pijilaUcIpbia STATIONERY DANCE PROGRAMMES BANQUET MENUS VISITING CARDS RECEPTION and WEDDING INVITATIONS SPECIAL ORIGINAL DESIGNS FURNISHED UPON REQUEST. ONLY FIRST-CLASS WORK- MANSHIP AND QUALITY AT MODERATE PRICE. OPTICIANS Tlif two inipurtant points about ycjiir glasses are, that tliey be made accurately, according to your prescription, and that they then be prop- erly adjusted. We are experts in both these lines. We can duplicate your broken lenses promptly. l lfSMimelSurnerCd. 1702 Chestnut St.. Phila.delphia, Pa.. WM. G. HOPPER. HARRY S. HOPPER. Menibrr PliiLid-lphii . Slock tichanjc Mcmhrt ..( I ' liil .l -I(.lii.i .Sl ,.k l,x. I.anur WM. G. HOPPER CO., BANKERS and [BROKERS Orders tor the purchase and sale of Stocks and Bonds promptly and caretulU executed. Special attention given to investments. Coupons and Dividends collected. Interest allowed on balances heki luMuiinu inxestnient. 28 South Third St., Philadelphia. Pa. Both Loial Telephones Long Distance Telephone Connection THE PROVIDENT LIFE AND TRUST COMPANY OF PHILADELPHIA N. W. Cor. Fourth and Chestnut Streets i Nos. 401-409 i Insurance in Force .... $177,778,748.00 Assets ..... 58,696,148,25 Surplus ..... 8,495,933.28 The premium rates of the l roxident are exceedinLil ' low, a)id are still further reduced b ' annual di idends, which in 1905 amounted to $1,104,000. In security, and in low cost of insurance resulting; from favorable niortaHty and economy of mana emenl, the Proxident claims to he unexcelled. UeBAR «St KErNINARD General Agents for New Jersey Home Office Building PENNSYLVANIA, SUPPLEE HARDWARE COMPANY LAWN MOWERS PENNSYLVANIA GOLF MOWERS 1 liL-lavonte uii the Links and wlierever a very close smooth I ut is desired. Operated by a double Train of dears. Will cut within : ' s incli nl the ground. HAND AND HORSE POWER A large variety of patterns suited to every use ; SUPPL EB i HARDWARE CO VIPAINY PHILADELPHIA Cftf Colonnatir ■f prrial narro ro ' follcgf . ltl)lctK Ccanija PDilaDrlplnn, pcnna. ). jacdh Shannon Co. 1744 Market Street PHILADF.1,1 ' 1 1 lA HARDWARE Contractors ' Equipment Railroad Supplies Joseph T. Pearson PACKING BOXES Specialties : — Lock Corner Boxes, Hosiery Boards, Lapping Boards KENSINGTON AVE. E. BOSTON AVE. PHILADELPHIA LUMBER YARD Piers Nos. 37 38 N. Delaware Ave. BRANCH FACTORY 7 ) to 89 Wiiter St., Oermantown Prompt Deliveiy Telephone Connection Satisfaction Guaranteed H. D. REESE Dealer in Beef, Veal, Lamb, Mutton and Smoked Meats S. W. Cor. Twelfth and Filbert Streets PHILADELPHIA t A Full Line o( First-Class Meats Always on Hand Harvey T. IVeber i¥lfrd;ant Cailor 22g Mint Arcade Bldg. SCHEIBAUS ART SHOP Pretty Pictures Latest Subjects FRAMING Done Artistically and Economically SPECIAL PRICE FOR FRAMING CLASS PICTURES AND DIPLOMAS 16 NORTH NINTH STREET HavctJonI Pharmacy rri|iii ' Mt hpiict! i ' iioiikIi Imti ' til iiniiouricc itH ■ li ' Vciith yi-Hr OH nri iiiRtitiitinii in tliii ' coniriiii- iiity. III llii; r -|iiiUitiun of llu-ce Vfatu it haMH iU) rJK ' lii til serve the [niltlic in tin- future within the liiiiitHiifa carefully conducted prewrifption de- l artini ' nt, siml willi a ciini| l -te stock in all the iik ' line. of w proffrcysivi- |iliarinacy. Wilson L. Harbaugh Proprietor k: John Middleton Importer y Mounte 219 Wai-mutSt. Pmil . y THE BOWLS rvlADE IN FRANCE Pipes Repaired W W Exceptional Tailoring for College Men BOYD ZELLER 10: 4 Walnut St.. PHILADELPHIA CHE athlete ' s victory is the rcbult of long and arduous train- ing. Our victories are repeated orders, and they, too, are the result ot care and thought on our part, and we secure them ottener than not. Our experience of many years has taught us that our Gallon Canned Goods are an institutional neccss-ity, and we could name numerous schools and colleges that would bear out our statement. Dried Fruits, Cereals, Coffee ALFRED LOWRY BROTHER. 32 So. Front St. PHILADELPHIA If you want to be jt jt the best dressed man in your college jt jt LET US MAKE Your Clothes E.H. PETERSON CO., Tailors Importers S. W. Cor. 11th and Sansom Sts., Philadelphia Samples Cheerfully Mailed Both Phones E. H. Peterson W. B. Matthews Henry C. Gruber Caterer auli Confectioner PARTIES WEDDINGS RECEPTIONS Phone 12 ARDMORE, PA. WILLIAM GRAHAM GEO. M. BAINBRIDGE FrrsiHeiil Sec ' y and Trr.is. The William Graham Co. INCORPORATED Florists and Decorators 104 S. nth St., Philadelphia ELECTRICAL AND BUNTING DECORATIONS GREENHOUSES Bell Phone Walnut 6 45 Logan, Philadelphia Keystone OIncy, Philadelphia Race 47-68 D National Supply Company JOBBERS AUTOMOBILES CARRIAGES BICYCLES MOTOR CYCLES GRAPHOPHONES, Etc. Largest Line of Sxipplie 1630 Market Street. Philadelphia J. B. LIPPINCOTT COMPANY PUBLISHERS ' OF BOOK S AND OF_LIPPINCOTTS MAGAZINE HIGH-CLASS COMMERCIAL I RINTING. BOOKLETS AND CATALOGUES DESIGNED AND EXECUTED. f BOOK BINDERS PHILADELPHIA SINCE 1792 LONDON SINCE 1871 Men ' s and Young Men ' s SUITS I SINGLE and DOUBLE BREASTED $15 $16 $18 $20 $25 $30 Our right-ready-to-put-on Suits are only equalled b y best tailors, who would make you wait a long time, charge you from half again to twice as much as we do, and then their suits will not surpass ours in style and quality. MacDonald £; Campbell 1334-1336 Chestnut St., PKiladelpHia. Telephone. Frank H. Mahan Carpenter Contractor and Builder Lancaster Avenue, Ardmore, Pa. jobbing attended to promptly. JVeed 7 lambing Ifir a Dcw residence, f r for remodelling ihc old one _ i u lire invited to make a visit t i our Shovi kooms, N .)U will Imd oiir exhibition a wonderful object lesson : well a- ;ui indispensable help in deciding on the kind of fixtures you wai.l useil. Vou «ill be sur- prised ai its completeness, and there are many new wrinkles whiih you should see. Haines, Jones Cadbury Co. MAKERS OF PLUI BING SUPPLIES II30-II44 Ridge Avenue Philadelphia BRANCHES- SAV- N NA.M AND SAN FRANCISCO PACKAGE STAMP DKLIVbRY Free of Charse Alona Ihe Main line J. P. ELKINTON College Agent Room No. 17 Barclay Hall Fine Shoe Repairing The average Shoemaker reiiairs shoes over old style lasts — with the result that they turn up at the toes and spoil the shape. Xo Be Sure, it cost money to have tlie latest tylo lasts — but isn ' t a Shoe- maker expected to light for the rights of his customers ? Yetter ' s Shoe Repair Shop Anderson Ave,, ARDMORE, PA. Kelsey Motor Car Co,, 204 N. Broad Street, PHILADEl.F HIA W, p. David W. C. Longstreth THE MAXWELL AUTOMOBILES 10 H. P. Runabout $760 t r j-vr  ' 20H. P.Tourin8Car$l450 40H. P. TounosCarSiOOO Thr car for Haverforihnns. There are four Haverfiird men sellinp Maxwell cars in differ- ' ent cities, all In-caiise ihey lliink it ttie t esl car. t an l you respect the opinion of a Haverforrlian Oill and let us prove it to you. w THe Individual PHotog ' raphs illustrating ' tHis BooK were made by Pott 6 Foltz 1315 CHestnut Street PHiladelpHia tf l GOOD ROADS are to a community what good clothes are to a man Good roiicis cost sonu ' tliin in the iK-i iniiiiii, ' liiit in flu- i-nil tliey are far clicaiu ' r than an ' other kind. It you want to know how to ol)taii) u;o(nl roails write for our haniisoiiie illustrated catalogue of Champion Road and Street Working Machinery Free on Application THE GOOD ROADS MACHINERY COMPANY KENNETT SQUARE. PA. Clothes called for weekly and kept in thoroui:;h repair on monthh ' contract A. TALONE Merchant Tailor HENRY McKEE ' S SON TAILOR S. W. Cor. 20th and Rittenhouse Sts. PHILADELFfflA. FA. PRINTING ENGRAVING MAGAZINES NEWSPAPERS The rcade Book and Stationery Shop MERION TITLE BUILDING ARDMORE, PA. Lumber and Coal tor lumber to build your house, and tor coal to heat it with —GO TO— Smedley k Mehl ART MORK Telephone No. 8 Pennsylvania R. R. I PHOTOGRAPHS General Photographic Work Exterior and Interior Views ot Residences Developing and Finishing for Amateurs Portraits made at Residences H. PARKER ROLFE Telephones 1712-14 Chestnut St., Philadelphia Portrait Sittings by Appointment rilONK 9JAi A J. S. TROWER Caterer and Confectioner £ 706 Main Street Germantown ARTISTIC PRINTING AND ENGRAVING A PORTION OF OUR FACTORY SHOWING ENGRAVERS AND PLATE - PR 1 NTE RS AT WORK Class Annuals, Class-Day Programs, Commencemenl Invitations, Class and Fraternity Stationery, Fraternity) Cards and Visiting Cards, Menus, and Dance ' Programs. HALF-TONES and LINE CUTS A Specialty Special Designing College Catalogs This booK.ij one of our productions, including the making of all cuts, printing, and binding WM. H. HOSKINS CO. 904-906 CHESTNUT STREET, PHILADELPHIA ' ■ : ' ■,