Havelock Plover High School - Bobcat Yearbook (Havelock, IA)

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mqrmgqg nThe Orthodox is commonplace, The Unorthodox is often publicly unaccepted. This masterpiece is Unorthodox.' Once upon a time in the future there was a kid from somewhere who wanted to see what was in the crystal ball for the Havelock-Plover Class of 259. Therefore he went to see Shorty Hough, which rhymes with Hroughu to see what the old soothsayer could tell him. There was John Parris butchering hogs on Billy Campidilli's ranch while Tom Clausen was rounding up the dogies Cthat actually is cows, etc.j with his Chrysler. Suddenly, with a UHigh Ho, Silvern Delwyn raced by in his speedtoat. He actually didn't, because he didn't have a speed boat, but he had a notion he did--.ridiculous isn't it? Soon he had a message from HHurricane Kennyn Meredith and his bronco bustin' chaps that he, Kenny, was to report to General Alan Smith for further orders. Sitting on General Smith's right hand was his secretary, Maureen Kirby, who really kept the good general in line. lf he didn't stay that way, she kicked him right in the--ankle. Bobby Lu came floating into view with her pony tail caught in a cactus. A pony tried to help her out, but failed--goodby pony tail. Muriel was watching all this from her penthouse in the mountains. She was in a disgruntled mood. Why, you may ask? She was trying to watch the famous combo featuring Wayne HSwivel-Kneedu Cooper and his HMammy Singern Dick O'Neall, who sang only from his knees. Randall Larson was pounding shoe horns down a neighborhood sewage disposal, which had been designed and built by scientist Harriet Vial to dispose of sewage even if there was no sewage. Sometimes in the course of human events, something SPECTACULAH comes along. Strangely enough, not one clod in the class got anywhere or did anything special. They came close one time, though, when Roger Gill got a job painting sewer pipes in assorted pastel colors. What now? There's Charles, who was studying law while entertaining diversified nonconformists. He had hit upon the idea of instructing lower grade imbeciles in the art of school teaching. Donna Hansen waved from her study, where she wrote books, mostly mysteries, on why did Wyatt Earp? It was a minor success, selling about three copies. One of the buyers was Jim Vavricka, a promising inventor, who took heart and was put in jail for it. However, he did receive a gold medal from Pillsbury best. Another peak into the crystal ball showed a smog reminiscent of the heavy atmos- phere of school. In it was Dick Bartosh, M. D., who discovered that Jim Dexter, while busy barbering, had developed a gall stone in his left toe, which was unusual because Jim usually had one in his right toe. Next door to Jim was his neighbor Nancy, who owned a bookie joint - yes, she loved books. Nancy had only one thing amiss - she couldn't read. Slowly coming into view was the Metropolitan Opera. There was Phyllis Wienhold and her Frenchy French Horn - and you know who's French. The principle singer was Joy Hartman, singing a vibrant bass, which really inspired the lead dancer, Darla Maulsby. Sitting in the audience was Joan Levene, happily married and with twelve children Cit's possiblel, enjoying it immensely. Operating the curtains was Konnie Schabacker, whose incessant punctuality was apparent, as the curtains opened and shut exactly on time, even in the middle of a scene. ' Bonnie Hanish was tripping up and down the aisles, a millionaire from the returns of the peanut concession. And there, too, was Joan O'Neall, cashier, feeding her pet penguins apple seeds while keeping KOOL. At this point Sharon Colee apparently realized it was time for a change and went into the diaper business which shows at least one of the gang was thinking. which all goes to show that Wall the world is a stage and the men and women in it are merely p1ayers.U - a quotation picked up from somewhere. So much for education! I8

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Harriet Vial !!Henryll UDon't ask me to do it, I've already made too many mistakes for one dayln Pet Peeve: A certain boy named Chuck who bothers me constantly. Song: HI Believen Band ----- l,2,3,h Vocal Solo ---- 2,3 Brass Sextet- - l,2,3 Girls' Sextet- - 1,2 Trumpet - 2,331+ Speech -- ' 2,3,Lr Trumpet Solo. - - 3,A One-Act Plays- - -2,3 BYHSS Choir ---- 1+ Class Play ---- 3,4 Pep Band- - - l,2,3,h Paper Staff ---- 3,4 Band Secretary- 2,3,h Class Officer. .... 2 Mixed Chorus- - l,2,3 Softball- - - l,2,3,L Girl's Glee Clubl,2,3 F,H,A, -.-- l,2,3,L Phyllis Wienhold llphylll ULove is a dream, gosh but I'm sleepy.n Pet Peeve: Boys who say things they don't mean. Song: NSmoke Gets In Your Eyesn Band ------- l,2,3,l+ speech ------- 2,3,l+ Brass Sextet - - - l,2,3 One-Act Plays- - - -2,3,l+ Pep Band ----- - l,h Class Play ------ 3,h Brass Choir ------ 1+ Class Officer ------ 3 Woodwind Choir ---- -h Band Officer- - - l,2,3,h French Horn Solo-l,2,3,-4+ Student Council ----- I+ French Horn Duet- - -3,L Homecoming Queen- - - - A Band Queen --.--- 2 F.H.A. ----- l,2,3,h Girls' Glee Club.l,2,3,L F.H.A. Officer - - -2,3,h Mixed Chorus - - l,2,3,h N.W. Iowa Band- - - 2,3,h Girls' Trio ----- 3,h Annual Staff ------ Q Mixed Quartet ---- 1,2 Paper Staff ------ -3 Double Mixed Quartet - 2 Basketball- ---- l,2,3 C Softball ------ l,2,3 Advisers Mr. Richard Logan Principal Mr. Dale McIntosh Superintendent 17

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SENlOR STATISTICS game Character Hants tg be Hill be Phyllis kind hearted a school teacher a southern rebel Harriet talkative a science teacher a bookie Jim V. unassuming an electrician a pearl diver Bobby Lu friendly a school teacher a trapeze artist Alan troublesome a farmer a marriage consular' Konnie smiley El deisel mechanic a wig designer Nancy lithe a secretary an opera singer John sleepy a navy career man a wine tester Dick O. wandering a singer a hog-caller Joan O. quiet an office worker a glass blower Kenny car conscious a farmer an undertaker Darla scatter brained a bookkeeper a bubble dancer Joan L. conscientious a secretary a diaper designer Randall literate an engineer a hermit Delwyn gabby a mechanic a preacher Maureen sensitive an air-line worker a sportscar driver Garold diminutive a salesman a heavy-weight boxer Joy little a beauty operator a pick pocket Donna unpredictable an office worker a ditch digger Bonnie magnetic an air-line worker a lady wrestler Roger diligent a radio announcer a farmer Jim D. provocative a barber a garbage collector Wayne doodling a commercial artist a model Sharon easy going an air-line worker a horse jockey Tom plodding a farmer a window washer Bill athletic an automotive engineer a candlestick maker Muriel eager a com ercial teacher a chicken plucker Charles argumentative a lawyer a dish washer Dick B. studious an accountant a junk dealer Compliments of: DeVaul Well Drilling Wade's Grocery Jess M. DeVaul Charles DeVau1 Phone 82 Havelock, Iowa Pocahontas Havelock Tel-25h8 Tel-22 19