Hauser Junior Senior High School - Jetstream Yearbook (Hope, IN)

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testing. He hasn't returned as of yet. Linda Padgett was also recognized. She was a police woman in the San Francisco Police Department. After the initiation we were informed that David Hill regularly cleans the gears of Big Ben in London. We also learned that Loretta Warriner was guiding safaris in darkest Africa. We were told that Dean Beeker was the pizza king of Rome. We learned that Linda Roberts was the princess of Nicaragua and Donald Saylor and Gene Richards were dope peddlers in Hong Kong. At the climax of the evening, a professional band, now appearing at the Wooden Club, performed, consisting of Larry Cox, Sue Crow- horn, Evelyn Gabriel, Marjorie Harms, and Jane Robertson. As we departed we held pleasant memories of the class of 1959. Signed: ,f M M r ' 7566 I .,4 Flower: Camatlon Class Colors: Gold and White Class Motto: A Live Wire Never Gets Stepped On

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CLASS PROPHEC Y As we entered the Hauser High School gymnasium in 1969 for the annual Alumni Banquet, we received our programs from Barbara Turner and Beverly Imel. Barbara told us that she was the typing teacher at Hauser and Beverly, the agriculture teacher. We then asked them if they were teaching any of Eugene Anderson's children. Barbara said that Debbie was in her class. From Debbie she had learned that Eugene was at the head of the research division working with escape-proof play-pens for Todd's Tot 'n Toy Com- Pam'- Suddenly we felt a shove from the line formed behind us and we noticed Bill Moore and Kenny Oli- plant, who ovsmed a company making Sniffy perfume, the type dogs go for, shouting at us for holding up the line. With this encouragement we entered the gymnasium and found seats near Julia Klipsch, Wilma Essex, Mary Kay Ritchison, Bonnie Thayer, and Linda Shepherd. Julia said that she was the widow of the late Tony Banks, who was killed along with Raymond Brovsm while drag racing. They ran into the nee in front of the ranch house on the farm jointly ovmed by Charles Herndon and Earl Mayes. Julia said that Linda Rednour was her beautician, who specialized in pedicures. Wilma said that she was a gossip columnist and had recently written about a Hollywood scandal in- volving Dennis Gommel, his wife, the former Alma Read, and Darryl Imlay. Her chief informers were Lucille Caldwell, Ruth Mitchell, and Carolyn Law. Mary Kay Rltchison said that she was a clerk in a large super market in St. Louis Crossing managed by Charles Compton and Don Richards. Some of the housewives that she sees frequently are Jean Berken- stock, Anna Mings, Rose Kent, Sharon McCarty, and Martha Norman. Bonnie Thayer said that she was a missionary and that she had returned recently from Borneo. She had met Mark Hayes and the former Kathleen Finneran on the ship. They had made a fabulous fortune selling plaid toothpaste. She also informed us that her ship had been captained by a very charming gentle- man, Larry Paetzel. Upon her return from Bomeo, she was asked to speak at a banquet at Los Angeles where she received the key to the city from Mayor Stephen Stafford. Linda Shepherd informed us that she and Sharon Marshall were the head janitors in the court house. They had recently hired Cecil Cox and Kenny Titus to clean the furnace pipes. The day before, the sheriff, Emest Mote, had arrested Arnold Andrews for painting a yellow line down the middle of the gra- vel road where the County Commissioner, Ken McClure, lived. The Alumni president, Dennis Keller, who directs traffic in Hope, rose no conduct the business meet- ing. In the electlon of officers, Joe Everroad was elected vice-president and Ruth Drake was elected sec- retary. We found that Joe is a bartender and Ruth is still happily married. Sally McChxllough was then appointed chairman of the decoratlng committee for next year because she was an interior decorator. Larry Bumes, Master of Ceremonies, who ovms a chain of hardware stores, led some games, then recognized some alumni who hadn't returned since graduation. Among these was Barbara Beeker, who was a famous model in New York City. Another was Paul Hill, who had built a rocket which Jim Ropp was

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CLASS WILL We, Seniors, members of the graduating class, in the High School of Hauser, being of sound and disposing minds and memories, most of the time, do make, publish and declare this to be our Last Will and Testament, to the underclassmen, teachers and various institutes, hereby revoking all former Wills by us made. I, Gene Anderson, will my reserved manner to Peggy Elrod. I, Amold Andrews, will my guitar to Dick Andrews. I, Tony Banks, refuse to will anything to anybody, since in all probability, I will be back next year. I, Barbara Beeker, will my crazy sneeze to Betty Hedrick and my silly laugh to Helen Spicer. I, Dean Beeker, will my regular school attendance to Buckshot and Joe Robertson. I, Jeanne Berkenstock, will my poke-a-dot bikini to Genie Moreland and my cheerleading sweater to Sandy DeBusk. I, Raymond Brown, will my scholastic ability to the junior class and my talent for finding the way to the office to any lost soul who is not escorted by a teacher. I, Larry Bm'nes, will my I. O. U. 's to the Athletic Fund. I, Lucille Caldwell, will my even temper to Betty Tumer. I, Charles Compton, wlll my Casanova technique to Johnny Newton and my perfect church at- tendance to Dick Ray. I, Cecil Cox, will my brother to Mary Newby. I, Larry Cox, will my ability to hit cows to Raymond Embry, because he has hit almost every- thing else. I, Sue Qowhorn, will my Luckies to Tommy Nevllle. I, Ruth Drake, will my little ducklings to Faith Burton. I, Wilma Essex, will my expert skill for turning over out-houses to the 1959 Halloweeners. I, Joe Everroad, will my hair cut to Elvis Presley: he will need it when he is discharged. I, Kathleen Finneran, will my teddy bear, Bobo Braniganski, to anyone who has trouble sleeping, and my ability to look interested in bookkeeping class to anyone who, like me, has trouble staying awake. I, Evelyn Gabriele, will my typing skill to David Hayes and my ability to get along with Paul Hill to Fayanne Hill. I, Dennis Gommel, will my English book to Bill Johnson, since I ain't got no more need of it. I, Marjorie Harms, will my secret for staying off the honor roll to Mary Clark. I, Mark Hayes, will my '49 Ford to the drivers' education class. I, Charles Hemdon, will my talent for dodging telephone poles to Steve Barrett and my way with girls to Merrill Emerick. I, David Hill, will my censored jokes no Byron Franklin. I, Paul Hill, will my NHS pin to Raymond Embry. I, Beverly Imel, wlll to Edward Johnson the ability to have not more than one total wreck a year and to Karen Hellman my 'Senior Sophisticatlon. I, Darryl Imlay, will my driver's license no Joe Harris, and my conceit to Jimmy Melers. I, Dennis Keller, will my hunting dogs to Clyde Bickley. I, Rose Kent, will my World Economic Geography book to the Boswell Institute for Economic Geography Lovers. I, Julia Klipsch, will my graceful movements to John Mitchell.