Haskins High School - Crigo Yearbook (Haskins, OH)

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a f CLASS PROPHECY OF 1951 ‘ “a ‘ti Ki Mf bs 14 h oe i at i | V ae Mi, il ; 8 ii iui a, ay | | Bi | —=— ON May 18, 1961, JANE ECKEL AND | STARTED ON A TOUR OF THE WORLD IN JANE'S NEW JET PLANE, “THE BANANA PEEL. a th i! OuR FIRST STOP WAS CASTILE, SPAIN. THERE WE WERE AT= z TRACTED BY A LARGE BILLBOARD ANNOUNCING CHICO THE GREAT, A FAMOUS MATADOR WHO WAS TO FIGHT IN THE ARENA THAT EVENING, AFTER A VERY EXCITING BULLFIGHT WE WERE INTRODUCED TO CHICO WHO WE DISCOVERED TO BE JAMES MuRDOCK. HE WAS KNOWN IN HIGH SCHOOL AS SLIM JIM. WE ASKED HIM WHERE HE ACQUIRED THOSE BULGING MUSCLES AND HE JOKINGLY ANSWERED, THE 5 AND 10 CENT STORE. From JIM WE.LEARNED ABOUT DORIS LEE WHO WAS STAYING IN Moscow, RUSSIA, COLLECTING MATERIAL FOR HER NEW BOOK CALLED Tue Lost Cow. SHE THOUGHT MOSCOW SOUNDED LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO WRITE A BOOK WITH THAT NAME. aes WE STOPPED NEXT IN INDIA WHERE WE WERE GREATLY SUR= PRISED UPON RECEIVING AN. INVITATION FROM THE MAHARAJA TO DINE IN HIS PALACE. WHEN WE ARRIVED AT THE PALACE WE WERE AMAZED AT ITS BEAUTY AND VASTNESS AND WE WERE ESPECIALLY SHOCKED UPON RECOGNIZING THE MAHARAJA AS HAROLD MUTCHLER. IN HIGH SCHOOL WE ALL KNEW HIM AS SHORTY OR ELSE NSHAG. WE WOULD NEVER HAVE KNOW THE MAHARAJA TO BE NSHORTY ™ IF IT HAON'T BEEN FOR HIS LONG BLACK SIDE BURNS. WHILE WE WERE DINING WITH SHORTY HIS HAREM OF 200 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS DANCED FOR US. il ii as ‘an I a, Se ih iH na i ji Ss | es i | ih 3 i oy NEXT WE WENT TO NINGCHOW, CHINA, TO VISIT THE FAMOUS Rev. THEODORE NORTH AND HIS WIFE, THE FORMER LOIS LIEBHERR. TED BECAME FAMOUS UPON HIS CONVERSION OF THE COMMUNIST CHINESE. BUT LoIS IS NOT TO BE OUT DONE BY HER HUSBAND. SHE 1S THE HEAD VETERINARIAN OF A HOSPITAL FOR DOGS WITH FEA THERS. AFTER SHOWING US THEIR THREE DAUGHTERS, TED AND LOIS THOUGHT THEY WOULD SURPRISE US WHEN THEY TOLD US THEY HAD BEEN MARRIED IN WASHINGTON, D. C., ON OUR SENIOR TRIP TEN YEARS AGO. WE SAID IT REALLY WASN'T A SURPRISE TO US BECAUSE WE HAD SUSPECTED THEM WHEN THEY HAD DISAPPEARED FOR A DAY. We THEN FLEW To JUNEAU, ALASKA. WHILE TOURING ONE OF THE HOSPITALS, ONE OF THE NURSES CAME RUSHING UP TO US AND Soll ul i : “font ti il i inl i ; } uc | ii i i: i! if ATIC . uly i 2 | i i Saad) | ih i a Vell f nl : } si ail a we ie ii , i H ii

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yi if Ls ys nh ahi ‘Gi . ul il iti ‘a | (i if WWE le INTRODUCED HERSELF AS PAULINE MUTCHLER, SHE TOLD US SHE HAD COME To ALASKA FOUR YEARS BEFORE AND WAS THEN MARRIED TO NANTOOK, AN ESKIMO FUR TRADER.SHE ALSO INFORMED US THAT SHE HAD TWO LITTLE ESKIMOS. yl ie i ” ON OUR WAY TO NEW YORK WE MADE A STOP AT OUR OLD HOME TOWN OF HASKINS, OHIO, AND WHOM SHOULD WE MEET BUT TOM Giees. TOM SAID HE WAS STILL TAKING A NIGHT COURSE IN HIS TORY AND HOPED TO RECEIVE HIS DIPLOMA IN A FEW WEEKS. fy “hal LEAVING HASKINS WE HEADED TOWARD OUR HOME ALONG THE HupSON RIVER. ARRIVING AT THE AIRPORT WE WERE GREETED BY OUR HUSBANDS AND LITTLE JANIE AND AUDIE. SENIOR INITIALS it y a » By THEIR INITIALS YOU SHALL KNOW THEM. A.M. G. - A Merry GAL D. A. Le. — DuMB AND LOVABLE fe Ge ALC MPLALKING Guy iI f Hn il Z ae t J. We. M. - Just WomMAN'S MAN ain ae T. A. Ne -— TEASE AND NONSENSE H. T. M. — HIGH THICK MUSTACHE P.L.M. -— PoLiITe LITTLE MONKEY LL.M. L. -— LAUGHTER MosT LOVABLE M. J. Ee —- MucH JOKING EVERYWHERE ht oll i F j ‘kt i me oH Ye ti ‘in ee ie | ft ft fi ih l il ! qin = ‘tt hl ‘itn i Ha Ce Ne ' 1 | ‘ | | ' } . ‘ ! 1 ' it ie i oe, | cre a 7 = I 4 Re Hus : io i tl ys, Nie | ae a jl lh ( ] i tw ti ill pe ‘ Lo, iy Ca ik | VV ih tl ul M ul (ah i ie a i if {(