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Senior Class Prophecy of 1950 As I went up to the Haskins Publishing Office, to get my next assignment, the Boss said I was to take a trip, with all expenses paid, to get the lastest history about the Atomic Class of 1950. I was to be ready to start the next morning on the jet special plane 6321073 which the Haskins Airport has just purchased. The first member I called upon was Dr. James Watts, known as the ““Genius of Science’’. Dr. Watts has invented a bomb which excells both the atomic and the hydrogen bomb. His life is in such danger from enemies who want the formula of the bomb that he has employed a full time body guard, who is none other than Ted Wenig, better known as Flat Foot Wenig of the Bull Dog Dectective Agency. After getting the history of these two noted men, I again boarded the jet special plane 6321073, and started for the deepest and most mysterious jungles of Africa. After having traveled for many days through the dark jungle, I found Jim Nicholson and Paul Eckel, who are better known as The World's Greatest Lion Tamers. When I asked them what they were doing in such a place, Jim and Paul told me they were getting some lions to take to New York to put in the zoo which they own. I was glad to get out of the jungle, and back to the United States. I arrived in Philadelphia and after looking at my list I found I could locate Arleta Snyder at the Phila- delphia House of Music. Arleta told me she was leaving in the afternoon for a tour of England with her all girls’ orchestra. In the same city I found Dick Huss who is the owner of the Deluxe Baby Rattles Company. I found his private secretary to be Mary Snyder. Mary told me it gets tiresome listening to Dick rattle on. My next stop was at the Hospital for Babies. To my surprise I found Richard Snyder the chief doctor. It happened Dr. Snyder was cut to lunch. I found his assistant to be Charlotte Murdock. Charlotte and Richard have been in partnership for the last ten years. A baby started crying so my interview ended very quickly. After looking at my list again, the name of Leotta Limes appeared. I found Leotta before the camera at the White Orchid Model Agency. Leotta is at the head of the fashion magazine “Inchanging Fashions” Again I boarded my plane and looking out the window I saw a large farm. After landing I found the owner Harold Weihl. He specialized in raising chickens with teeth and sheep with pink wool. I was near Los Angeles and so I decided to take a stroll down Vine Street. I was approaching Hollywood Avenue when I saw a large traffic jam. You guessed it! A woman traffic cop and to my surprise I found out it was June Robinson. She enjoys her work very much. As I looked at my list, just two names appeared. They were Bonnie Browne and Marion Sutton. I found out they are running a Beauty Salon with the slogan “We dare you to try our new beauty chair!’’ This is one of their own inventions in which you get a shampoo, wave, manicure, facial and massage all at the same time. They call their shop, ‘The Dare Devil Beauty Salon.”’ With my assignment completed, I climbed into my plane and decided to take a two week's vacation with pay in Florida. Do you think this will really happen in 1960? Wait and see.
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Class Will of 1950 We, the Senior Class of 1950, do accept this year to be the end of our glorious school career at Haskins High School. Having been adjudged sound of mind and memory, and desiring to dispose of our possessions both in value and otherwise do declare this to be our last will and testament and dispose of the estate of the Senior Class as follows: To the teachers we leave peace of mind (we hope) and promise we will never return to torment them. To the Juniors, we bequeath our intensive noisiness which, if not needed, may be passed on to the next classes. I, Bonnie Browne, bequeath my long hair to Jane Eckel. I, Arleta Snyder, bequeath my power of never breaking my glasses to Audrey Gerdeman and Pauline Mutchler. We, Leotta Limes and Mary Snyder bequeath our flirtatious ways to Lois Liebherr hoping she will make good use of them. I, Jim Nicholson, bequeath my going to Waterville to Jim Murdock. I, Paul Eckel, leave my ability to be Basketball Captain to Tom Gibbs and hope he has a winning season. I, June Robinson, bequeath my devotion to one man to Audrey Gerdeman. I, Jim Watts, bequeath my ability to find dead end streets to Ted North. I, Harold Weihl, bequeath my ability to drive at night to the Junior boys. I, Charlotte Murdock, bequeath my visits from Waterville every night to Pauline Mutchler. I, Marion Sutton, Bequeath my ability to write editorials to Lois Liebherr. I, Ted Wenig, bequeath my ability to eat in the cafeteria to Mr. Van Atta hoping that he doesn’t get the middle age spread too soon. I, Richard Snyder, bequeath my ability for being late to school to Harold Mutchler hoping he doesn’t get the habit sta-ted. I, Richard Huss, bequeath my abilities to drive a car and always have a girl, to all the Junior boys. We heredo request our funeral services be carried on with much dignity and grace as our position entitles us too. In witness thereof, we the class of 195U hav. «+ our hands signed, and sealed to you this will on the eighteenth day of May, in the year ui our Lord, 1950. 12
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