Hartwell High School - Wave Lengths Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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e't J-u-K x- WALTER HAVLINIS PSALM The ford is my auto, I shall not want another. It maketh me to lie down beneath it, It seareth my soul. It leadeth me in the paths of ridicule, For its name's sake. Yea, though I ride through the valleys I am towed up the hillsi I annoint its tires With patches, My radiator runneth other. Surely, if this thing follow me all the days of my life, I shall dwell in the HBug House forever. PUZZLING Mary Swain would like someone to answer this for herzeIIWhy is it that freight which goes by ship is called tcargol, and that which goes by car is called IshipmentI? At one time during the past year, a certain haircut belonging to Mr. Lewis R. Craig was a great attraction. On each of the numerous occasions When he was asked, IDid you get a haircut? , he replied witheringly, uNo, silly, I merely had my ears moved clown an inclL Bobby: How long Can a person live without brains? Sis: uI don,t know. Bobby: How old are you? ALIBI Mr. Stewart: 'IWhy are you late? Duffy: Well, a sign down theme Mr. Stewart: uWihat has the sign to do with this question? Duffy: The sign said, IGo slow-School ahead? Boxing Instructor lafter giving Bob Kirkland his hrst lessonl: IINow, have you any questions to ask? Bob lduzedI: Yes, how much is your correspondence course? Lew Craig: HLefs cut classes this afternoon and take in a movie.u Bill Ratliff: Cami do it, old man, I need the sleepf' Barbara: I donIt like Ophelia. She is too sweet. Hammond: Oh, I donit think so Barbara: She's nothing but a clinging vine!u Hammond Ienphaticallyl: Well, she was adorably When I saw herfl Miss O'Brien: Do you find any pronoun incorrectly used in the sentence: IThe chair seemed to embrace her in ifs arms? Dorothea Iexcitedlyl: Oh, yes! It should be his arms? 65 w