Hartridge School - Tempora et Mores Yearbook (Plainfield, NJ)

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LEST WE, FDRGET 'lYou better give me one that died before 1911 because that's where our encyclopedia ends. She tucks them in her belt. MissBaker- What is your form, Liz? Ans. - clTllfCC branches. Marion's undershirt on 42nd St. Quick, Joannie, what's my line?,' Hamburgers and peas--the Fair Supper Yes, but cars in those days had shades on them! She crumpled into a saloon. Betty's notebooks Mlle. You should know your lesson. You're not coming from the slumps! Fruitcakes There's nothing in the punctuation book that says you can't use I believen. The Olson's pump Do you Want to buy an annual?,' 'll don't know, I haven't seen it yet. Connieis blue and white pies. Let some other fool do it!

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xl f siaif R651 fkfbi-,JN , 3 MCJX cuss PRUPIIEGY he vapor clears and we see .... The wealthy and influential Mrs. Throckmorton P. Goldplate Cnee Joan DuBoisj being elected to the executive board of the To and Fro Princeton Bus Cof' Mrs. Goldplate has been one of the company,s pet stockholders .... Spectators at Forest Hills sitting spellbound as Fascinating Fran exhibits her form .... The President ordering that troops be sent to Fort Lee to Chase the Behr which has been annoying the Garrison lately .... Metropolitan Opera Star Elena di Broccole singing the modern aria 'Flowing Orchids , from the Symphony in Ray-Sharpi' as she appears on the Who-Said-Saturday-Nite-Was-Lonely Hour .... Playwright George McGenius starring his actress-wife, the effervescent Harvette Hopkins, in his new play 'Men, Music, and Martinis . . . . The eminent authoress Sue Zany, author of Lucky Ol' Son's Return , hitting the Best Seller List again with her new thriller Lost in the Fogg . The Gym Gyppersn of 1960 led by Coach Rough and Ready Conley preparing to catch the title in the National Bean Bag Olympics .... The rafters of the Latin Quarter reverberating as the new Charleston sen- sation Flinging Flossie fwe knew her as B. does her stuff . . . . Fairfax Urner galloping through the Sahara on Flatfootv, her fleetest camel, reporting that it is a ripping reducer .... In a cloud of dust Beat-Feet Tofte, having just come in first in the Indianapolis Speed Races, saying, Easy race. All I had to compete with were the Sidecarsf' .... World-renowned M. D. Patricia McKiernan announcing the opening of her new clinic Hypo- chondria Haven .... Not a stray shadow lurking around that corner but Elusive Elizabeth , International Secret Service Agent, on her latest case: tracking down Dangerous Dave's Sideburn's .... Stewardess Sal Kirk peeking through a porthole of her jet plane as it flashes through space and disappears into the vapors of the crystal ball.

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We of the class of 1950, being of sane CPD mind and sound CPD judgment do hereby declare this to be our last will and testament. I Lee graiefully surreuelers ber elbows fo Merry, looping tbat sbe will use fbem wifb aliserefiorz. II B. I. leaves fo Suzie ibe fbougbf fbaf everyfbing in life fbafs fun is eilber illegal, immoral, or faffelzing. III Tbe kuozvleclge of fbe baelzroom bassoon is passed on to Sheila by Sally. IV Upon Val Pboebe besfows fbe fbrill of finding fbe Love of Your Life af Laufreneezfille. ' V Tbe problem of eomnzuiaiiolz from Wesffelfl is leff by one Barbara fo auofber. VI Ioanlzie Lbrozficles Sally zuiib fbe bopes, frials, and fribula- fions suffered for Mozznf Holyoke. VII Sue paris zvifb ber early IIIOVIIIIIKQ ebaffer in bopes fbaf Clara will be able io rlo as goozl a job in fzvaleizzg up fbe sebool on Monday morlzilzgs.