Hartland Academy - Ripple Yearbook (Hartland, ME)

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l52 F. Gould: VVhere can I get a job? P. Estes: I know where you eanget a job, but you need a pull to get it. F. Gould: XVhere's that? P. Estes: Milking cows for dad. 'l'eacher: Harold, how much is four tal-Qc away two? ll. Carson: I don't know. Teacher: Then, how many apples would you have if you had four apples and ate two of them? ll. Carson: Fourf' Teacher: How do you get that? Il. Carson: 'Two on the outside and two on the insidef, .-X. 'l'horne: Have a good time at the dentist? P. Wheeler: No, I was bored to tears. l . Morrison Qjust before classlz You wuuldnit punish me for something I haven't done, would you? Nliss Morse: Certainly not. XVhat hax'en't you done? l . Nlorrisonz Nly homework. lfrank Raymond and Douglas Moore went hunting one day. A Hock of birds llew over and Frank shot at them .and one lfell to the ground. Douglas, in amazement: Wfhy did you shoot it? Frank: The fall would have killed it anyway. Nlr. Pippin fin world history classj: liayinoud, what was an nncrowned king in England? llayinond: I donit know. One who hasnt been crowned, I guess. Pat' Perry fin a restaurantlz I'Vaiter, lhere's a splinter in my cottage cheese. 'lihe waiter replied: NVhat do you want lor a dime-the whole cottage? Nlother: Buster! Have you lost your tooth? Buster: No, 1 have it in my pocket. .-X man went to the drugstore and for- got the name ol' the medicine he was sent lor. What does it sound like? asked the druggist. lt sounds like a long city. 'iWell, let's sec, mused the druggist. London - Chicago - San Francisco - Liverpool-U 'I'hatls itlt' said the little man. Car- ter's l.ittle Liverpoolslv Xlr. Dummer tin biology classy: Wfhat is the biological term for a prune? li. l,'arker: A plum that has seen bet- ter days. Mrs. Bubar: l would like some cigar- ettes lor my husband. Clerk: Cash? Nlrs. Bnbar: Yes, il' thats better than tobacco.-.

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A I51l 4'XX' X?i'Qws ' ll. Fox: What did you do to your Iorc'lieacli'n X ll. Mower: I bit iuyselffl ll. Fox: llc-y, stupid, you couldn't reach it. li. Mower: I stood on a ehairf, V. l ox: XVe1'e11't you excited when he brought you all those expensive pres- ents? C. Stromthack: No, I just remained cahn and collected. Mr. Bubar: fl have often been com- pared to Clark Gable. T. Coe: lly whom? Mr. liuhar: My Wife. She seems to prefer Gable. T. llerseyz VVhere Mr. Dunnner comes from. the cucumbers are so big that they have to make special barrels for them. I... Duran: Iluh, thats nothing. VVhcre I eoine lfroni. all they have to do is pile them on the Ilat ears and then there is an overliaug of three feet on each end. Miss Ih'ewer: 'iDidn't you have a pe- riod at the end of this sentence? A. Cliapman: I don't See any. I guess jim must have taken it when he hor- rowed my paperf, li. Brittain: I can't Had words to ex- press my indignation. I. Pearson: Then why get wild when l say you are stupid? 36 -A' recc.xuxvc4w.xweccAuuwAw:eaves 4' . illllli p Mr. Dummer: What pine has the longest and shortest needles? II. Parker: The porcupine. Miss Brewer: Tom, come up here and give nie what you have in your mouth. T. Gee: I wish I could. I've got a toothachc. V. Fox: Did you go to Christinais shower, Lloyd? Is. Cooksou: No, I believe in letting girls take a bath in peace. Miss Morse: What is a polygon? M. Yakemore: A departed parrot. L. Barden: Can you keep a secret? M. I-Iart: Iill tell the world. Mrs. Bubar: It looks like a storm. You had better stay for dinner. Mr. Pippin: Oh, thank you, but I dont think itis bad enough for that? Il. Mower: I feel like socking Blaine again. A. Thorne: Wfhat do you mean again? ll. Mower: I felt like doing it once be, fore. A. D A. D that Parker: VVhy donit you like girls? . Tibbets: They are too biased. Parker: Biased? . Tibbets: Yes. Bias this and bias and in no time you are broke.

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, ll '33 l --. 'QV.035sX'r4Y2P3'f4N?J'4Ti ,.+,'4'C31YK5.Q3?3'AX'!3-C'-?Q'e' 043a?C8a', JCR Xi Y2?3?'?8s?4?'4f80Q 'a 0 , J ' S Y 9 S v v 4 S S N 5 V ' VVV' ' ' ' 5 ' V' 2? ?4324. '1Q',s3'Q?v'sA'JOi.A,V '4?Q3l'2J'+t45XAA'9'A'.C3Q82?4.X Q fCi'63s52's Q xfsri Q s QA Q.-sfs v s s. s s s s ws s N 1 . , E Class ol, 42 Bernard Austin, Ilartland, attending University ol' Maine, Urono, Maine. lidinnnd Anstin, llartland, employed at Peabody, Mass. llerbcrt Baird, llartland, attending M. l. T., Boston, Mass. Lois Baird, llartland, employed by the Dept. ol: llealth, Augusta, Maine. lfna Bnbar llillon, St. Albans, living in Connecticut. l rancis Cook, llartland, attending Phar- macy School in Boston, Mass. Eva Cnlly Baird, llartland, employed in Boston, Mass. Elbert Duncan, Ilartland, employed by a sewing machine company, Boston, Mass. Bigelow Fuller, Hartland, employed by llarlland Tanning Co., llartland, Me. Emily Colorth llcdcrick. Palmyra, liv- ing in Cumberland, Maryland. liobcrt Uolorth, Palmyra, employed by llartland 'l'anning Co., llartland, Mc. Plfwood Greene. Ilartland, employed at Aines, Baldwin Wfyoining Co., Pal- myra, Maine. lfivclyn llinton llobertson, citllllljldllglf, living in Newport, Maine. llarold llnghes, St. Albans, employed :it ll. CJ. Baxtefs, llartland. Maine. Sheldon llutchingson, llartland, ein- ployed by Merrill Moore, Hartland, Maine. Doris Fuller Libby, Hartland, living in llartland, Maine. Murray ,h'lCCOI'1NtlClC, llartland, operates filling station and garage at Hartland, Maine. Geraldine Neal Pluinnier, St. Albans, living in Berlin, New llainpshire. Gerald llobertson, St. Albans, living in St. Albans, Maine. liobert Sleeves, l'1artla-nd, attending Maine School of Corninerce, Bangor, Maine. ' f Arland Stedman, Hartland, enlpploycd at hoine. ' ' Keith Tapley, Hartland, employed by llartland Tanning Co., Hartland, Me. Linwood Vanadestine, Hartland, ein- ployed by American XVoolen Co., ljittstield, Maine. Clarence Walker, Hartland, deceased. Class of '43 Doris Ames Lary, Hartland, living in llartland, Maine. lflrrol Austin, llartland, deceased. Lewis Bardcn, Hartland, lumbering in North Hartland, Maine. fxlildred Bishop VVark, St. Albans, liv- ing in St. Albans, Maine. Pauline B-ow.ey, Lovell, living in Lovell, Maine. Kenneth Chambers, St. Albans, ein- ,ployed in Corinna, Maine. .Ioyce Church Wfebber, Hartland, living in Hartland, Maine. fxlaynard Deering, Hartland, attending Maine School of Coininerce, Bangor, Maine. Dean Fenderson, Canaan, employed in Dexter, Maine. Charlotte Gordan McDougal, living in Ilartlancl, Maine.