Hartland Academy - Ripple Yearbook (Hartland, ME)

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A I51l 4'XX' X?i'Qws ' ll. Fox: What did you do to your Iorc'lieacli'n X ll. Mower: I bit iuyselffl ll. Fox: llc-y, stupid, you couldn't reach it. li. Mower: I stood on a ehairf, V. l ox: XVe1'e11't you excited when he brought you all those expensive pres- ents? C. Stromthack: No, I just remained cahn and collected. Mr. Bubar: fl have often been com- pared to Clark Gable. T. Coe: lly whom? Mr. liuhar: My Wife. She seems to prefer Gable. T. llerseyz VVhere Mr. Dunnner comes from. the cucumbers are so big that they have to make special barrels for them. I... Duran: Iluh, thats nothing. VVhcre I eoine lfroni. all they have to do is pile them on the Ilat ears and then there is an overliaug of three feet on each end. Miss Ih'ewer: 'iDidn't you have a pe- riod at the end of this sentence? A. Cliapman: I don't See any. I guess jim must have taken it when he hor- rowed my paperf, li. Brittain: I can't Had words to ex- press my indignation. I. Pearson: Then why get wild when l say you are stupid? 36 -A' recc.xuxvc4w.xweccAuuwAw:eaves 4' . illllli p Mr. Dummer: What pine has the longest and shortest needles? II. Parker: The porcupine. Miss Brewer: Tom, come up here and give nie what you have in your mouth. T. Gee: I wish I could. I've got a toothachc. V. Fox: Did you go to Christinais shower, Lloyd? Is. Cooksou: No, I believe in letting girls take a bath in peace. Miss Morse: What is a polygon? M. Yakemore: A departed parrot. L. Barden: Can you keep a secret? M. I-Iart: Iill tell the world. Mrs. Bubar: It looks like a storm. You had better stay for dinner. Mr. Pippin: Oh, thank you, but I dont think itis bad enough for that? Il. Mower: I feel like socking Blaine again. A. Thorne: Wfhat do you mean again? ll. Mower: I felt like doing it once be, fore. A. D A. D that Parker: VVhy donit you like girls? . Tibbets: They are too biased. Parker: Biased? . Tibbets: Yes. Bias this and bias and in no time you are broke.

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l52 F. Gould: VVhere can I get a job? P. Estes: I know where you eanget a job, but you need a pull to get it. F. Gould: XVhere's that? P. Estes: Milking cows for dad. 'l'eacher: Harold, how much is four tal-Qc away two? ll. Carson: I don't know. Teacher: Then, how many apples would you have if you had four apples and ate two of them? ll. Carson: Fourf' Teacher: How do you get that? Il. Carson: 'Two on the outside and two on the insidef, .-X. 'l'horne: Have a good time at the dentist? P. Wheeler: No, I was bored to tears. l . Morrison Qjust before classlz You wuuldnit punish me for something I haven't done, would you? Nliss Morse: Certainly not. XVhat hax'en't you done? l . Nlorrisonz Nly homework. lfrank Raymond and Douglas Moore went hunting one day. A Hock of birds llew over and Frank shot at them .and one lfell to the ground. Douglas, in amazement: Wfhy did you shoot it? Frank: The fall would have killed it anyway. Nlr. Pippin fin world history classj: liayinoud, what was an nncrowned king in England? llayinond: I donit know. One who hasnt been crowned, I guess. Pat' Perry fin a restaurantlz I'Vaiter, lhere's a splinter in my cottage cheese. 'lihe waiter replied: NVhat do you want lor a dime-the whole cottage? Nlother: Buster! Have you lost your tooth? Buster: No, 1 have it in my pocket. .-X man went to the drugstore and for- got the name ol' the medicine he was sent lor. What does it sound like? asked the druggist. lt sounds like a long city. 'iWell, let's sec, mused the druggist. London - Chicago - San Francisco - Liverpool-U 'I'hatls itlt' said the little man. Car- ter's l.ittle Liverpoolslv Xlr. Dummer tin biology classy: Wfhat is the biological term for a prune? li. l,'arker: A plum that has seen bet- ter days. Mrs. Bubar: l would like some cigar- ettes lor my husband. Clerk: Cash? Nlrs. Bnbar: Yes, il' thats better than tobacco.-.