E491 WHAT WOULD H. A. BE LIKE IF-- Nlaggic Ilant XVLISIIII teasing the teach- ers? Lloyd wasn't smiling? Royce couldn't play thc piano? Maurice was 21 giant? Diana llllll lluth 121111 conldn't argue? Stanley and George m11de the varsity team? The boys' basketball team won 21 trophy? Laura couldn't dance? Illll got to school on time? Freddie learned to write? Earle didn't have Eloise? Iiichard didn't comb his IIZIIF? Teddy was serious? B1ll'IJtll't1 Coforth couldn't eat? Allan didnyt have ll Ford? -Ioanne jamfieson lost her temper? Mike didnit like I'I11m',? Arthur had no jerry',? Mary Chapman made some noise? Raymond Lucas couldnit play base- llllll? Miss Brewer didnit give demerits? VVaynv Libby could sit still? WANTED! Reward given if procured. A new pipe for Allan. An alarm clock for Laura. A car for Ruth Ena so that she can return from vacations on time. Some new er11sers for the Senior room. An 11irplanc for Ina. A pair of roller skates for Mr. Pippin so he can get to the Aggie building on time. Anything that looks like il new car for Nlr. .Bubar Some sand for the Academy hill so yo11 won't break your neck when you try to get up over it. An electric train for F1ickyf, Mr. Pippin plays with the one he has so m11ch that Ricky never gets EI chance. More spare time for the teachers. A new microphone so that the teach- ers Wonit go to sleep during assembly programs. A bombproof laboratory so that H. Afs mad scientists Won't blow off the roof. WHEN I GROW UP fDedicated to the Freshmen? Anonymous I'd like to be an engineer And build some bridges long I'd like to be an artist Or write Z1 lonely SOl1g. I'd like to be a model, Or an actress or a cop- Itis always been my wish to Toot a horn and holler astopl as lid like to be a doctor And cure folks of their ills. Iid like to be 11 pharmacist And make up fancy pills. I think Iill be 11 poet And work with ink and pen, But I'd love to w11lk 21 tightrope, So here we go again. I'd like to do some mission work And teach the golden rule, But I think what I had better do Is-graduate from school.
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A I51l 4'XX' X?i'Qws ' ll. Fox: What did you do to your Iorc'lieacli'n X ll. Mower: I bit iuyselffl ll. Fox: llc-y, stupid, you couldn't reach it. li. Mower: I stood on a ehairf, V. l ox: XVe1'e11't you excited when he brought you all those expensive pres- ents? C. Stromthack: No, I just remained cahn and collected. Mr. Bubar: fl have often been com- pared to Clark Gable. T. Coe: lly whom? Mr. liuhar: My Wife. She seems to prefer Gable. T. llerseyz VVhere Mr. Dunnner comes from. the cucumbers are so big that they have to make special barrels for them. I... Duran: Iluh, thats nothing. VVhcre I eoine lfroni. all they have to do is pile them on the Ilat ears and then there is an overliaug of three feet on each end. Miss Ih'ewer: 'iDidn't you have a pe- riod at the end of this sentence? A. Cliapman: I don't See any. I guess jim must have taken it when he hor- rowed my paperf, li. Brittain: I can't Had words to ex- press my indignation. I. Pearson: Then why get wild when l say you are stupid? 36 -A' recc.xuxvc4w.xweccAuuwAw:eaves 4' . illllli p Mr. Dummer: What pine has the longest and shortest needles? II. Parker: The porcupine. Miss Brewer: Tom, come up here and give nie what you have in your mouth. T. Gee: I wish I could. I've got a toothachc. V. Fox: Did you go to Christinais shower, Lloyd? Is. Cooksou: No, I believe in letting girls take a bath in peace. Miss Morse: What is a polygon? M. Yakemore: A departed parrot. L. Barden: Can you keep a secret? M. I-Iart: Iill tell the world. Mrs. Bubar: It looks like a storm. You had better stay for dinner. Mr. Pippin: Oh, thank you, but I dont think itis bad enough for that? Il. Mower: I feel like socking Blaine again. A. Thorne: Wfhat do you mean again? ll. Mower: I felt like doing it once be, fore. A. D A. D that Parker: VVhy donit you like girls? . Tibbets: They are too biased. Parker: Biased? . Tibbets: Yes. Bias this and bias and in no time you are broke.
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