Hartland Academy - Ripple Yearbook (Hartland, ME)

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Miss Philpot: Where is the elephant found? T. Bryant: The elephant is such a large animal. that it is almost never lost. E. Gray: Why did you 'beat up that guy? H. Powers: He insulted my girl. , E. Gray: Well, all he said was that she danced like a zephyr. H. Powers: Is that what he said? I thought he said heifer. Mr. Shaw: Give an example of wasted energy. L. Sherburne: Sure, tell a hair-raising story to a bald headed man. Mr. Whitaker: ispeaking on kindness to animalsj If I saw a boy beating a donkey and made him stop, what virtue would I be show- ing? P. Hughes: Brotherly love. G. Lee: I heard that Stanley Dyer and Dean Wiers went down to the station to see the train come in. M. Brooker: Why, haven't they seen a train come in? G. Lee: They thought there'd be some girls on it when they heard it say, Woo, Woo . Mr. Heddericg: Believe me, it certainly will fbe great to get down to the seashore this summer where I can rest and look at the waves. I. Crocker: What's th-e trouble with the Wacs? Car Dealer: What's. the matter? You just bought that car a few weeks. ago. Mr. Heddericg. That's true, but the only thing that doesn't make a noise is the horn. Mr. Shaw: Wiers, give a definition of home. D. Wiers: Home is where part of the family waits until the others are through with the car. Miss Philpot: Make a sentence with the word fortify in it. G. Baker: I just paid fortify dollars for this suit. Mr. Stone: Yes, son, I am a self made man. R. Stone: Gee, Dad, you take the blame for everything, don't you? Mr. I-Ieddericg: Where have you been the last few years? College friend: At college, taking medicine. Mr. Heddericg: And did you finally get well? Mr. Whitaker: How is your wife getting along with her driving? Mr. Stone: She took a turn for the worse last week. Miss Clifford: What do you mean by writ- ing the house burned up , you know that a house burns down. I. Crocker: Yes, but this one caught fire in the cellar. Miss Philpot: Jordan, can you tell me what a grudge is? E. Jordan: A grudge is a place where you Cieep automobiles. Mr. Heddericg: Give me a well known date in Roman history. I. Welch: Antony's with Cleopatra. Miss Boutilier: Spring is almost here. Has anyone seen any signs of it? M. Hughes: I have: the trees, fields., and meadows and Christmas jewelry are turning green. Miss Philpot: Will someone please give a definition of the word irreparable? T. Gee: Unable to rip. J. Humphrey: Hey, Charlie, what's cookin'? C. Russell: Heddericgg hear him boil? Miss Clifford: Hirst day of schoolj Now I am going to teach grammar. C. Stromback: Knot paying attention! You mean you want us to call you grandma ? Mr. Heddericg: How do you feel tonight, Ivar? I. Pearson: I have felt better but it cost more. J. Moore: What's your favorite piece? J. Gordan: ChuteChuteChute, baby . Mises Philpot: fafter first period of sub- freshmen gyml Well, Joyce, how did you like gym? J. Withee: Jim who? MOVIES OF H. A. Hellzapoppin Student Body Girl Crazy Allan Thorne -I 46 1-

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Miss Clifford: Which do you prefer in your man, .brains or appearance? Miss Boutilier: Appearance, and the sooner the better. Mr. Heddericg: Can you give me a defini- tion of a patriotic orator? E. Cully: Well, if you ask me, he's the fel- low who is always ready to lay down your life for his country. Father: Who broke that chair in the par- lor last evening, Thelma? T. Philbrick: It just collapsed, all of a sud- den, but neither of us was hurt. Mr. Shaw: What are you looking for? E. Lord: Life. J. Gee: Did you ever save a life? E. Cully: Yes, once when my uncle's house caught on fire. I dashed inside and went all through the downstairs, then upstairs into every room. Nolbody home at all, so I jumped out of the window just in time. Miss Boutilier: What is the difference be- tween white and brown shelled eggs? P. Murray: White hens lay white eggs and brown hens lay brown ones. E: Gray: How do I do the next one? Why Elwood, the second Miss Boutilier: .kiss is just like the first, only you holdi it longer. fpausel. Well, thatls all right, but can't you nucker up a little more? P. S. Prize Speaking. J. Thompson: Will you please announce that all students riding on the black and white fbus must report in the office at recess. Miss Philpot to class: All students writing on the black and white bus at recess will please go to the office. Miss Boutilier: List some traits. which a baby inherits from its parents. H. Deveraux: The color of hair, eyes, nose, mouth and ears. H. Ballard: The new washerwoman has stnlen two of our towels. I. Crocker: The thief! Which ones did she take? H. Ballard: The ones we got at the hotel in Bangor. Mr. Whitaker: What do two ducks and a cow remind you of, Richard? , R. Mower: Quackers and milk. Mr. Heddericg: Vanadestine, if you got in jail, what would you do? V. Vanadestine: Stay there a while, prob- albly. Mr. Shaw: fGeneral Science Classl Miss Hart, turn around and stop talking. M. Hart: I'm not talking: I'm just whisper- ing. W. Buhar: I'm going to leave the country and move to the city. , P. Hughes: Why? W: Bubar: Haven't you heard? The coun- try's at war. Miss Philpot: What made the bus late this morning, Gladys? G. Sherburne: Oh, it caught cold last night and coughed a little this morning. Miss Clifford: F. Austin: A Miss Philpot: C. Stromback: Miss, Philpot: C. Stromhack: roses better. Floyd, define buocaneer. high price for corn. What is your favorie flower? Chrysanthemums. Spell it. I've changed my mind: I like Miss Boutilier: Before we conclude this suh- ipf-t I would like to ask one more question.Miss Ballard. if your mother had a rare peice of porcelain, what would it most likely be? J. Ballard: Broken. T. Pearson: Don. dirl you fi-:Nw with flies? D. Nir-hols: Fish with them? We fished with them, ate with them, and slept with them. Mr. Stone: fafter an address in assemblyl Lillian. fell me honestlv, do you think I put enmurh fire into my speech? Mrs. Stone: No. dear. I think you 'didn't put enough speech into the fire. Mr. Shaw: Name a great inventor and tell what he was famous for. E. McLean: Well, Thomas A. Edison was the smartest, I guess. He invented the phono- ,Qranh and radio so people would stay up nights and use his electric light bulbs. -I 45 1...

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'IYhe Awful Truth Rank Cards The Sky's the Limit Recess in the auditorium For Whom the Bell Tolls Mr. Heddericg Room two Student Body Senior Class Wintertime Above Suspicion The Women Claudia Marilyn Mills Edison, the Man Mr. Shaw Happy-Go-Lucky The Sub-freshmen So Proudly We Hail Our boys in the service Old Acquaintance School books Mr, Big Earl Cully Holiday Inn The office H. A.'s HIT PARADE Pistol Packin' Mama Achsah Farrell Star Eyes Miss Boutilier Take It Easy Barbara Ross People Will Say We're in Love Thelma and Buster No Love, No Nothin ' Raleigh Stone He's My Guy Rae Jean Randlett Three O'clock in the Morning Leslie Sherburne Miss Glazer Miss Clifford Grace Roberts Beverley Wood Mr. Stone Miss Philpot Student Body I Couldn't Sleep a Wink Last Night Students at Mid-Years We've Come a Long Way Together The Seniors Besame Mucho My Heart Tells Me That Soldier of Mine Cheatin' on your Baby It's Always You Ono ,La La, Oui, Oui The Dreamer Jim Ruth Pearson Another One of Them Things Exams My Shining Hour Prize Speaking Jute Box Saturday Night Gym at noon hour My Ideal four A's The Little Red Fox Wendell Bubar Take Me Out to the Ballgamen Mr. Heddericg Anchors Aweigh John Gee, Earl Cully Shoo Shoo, Baby Harlow Powers I Threw a Kiss to the Ocean Estelle Randlett -.iii-1 BITS OF WISDOM FOR: Elwood Gray: Wit is the salt of conversa- tion. -I: 47 Mrs. Whitaker: Husbands are awkward things: even keeping them in constant hot wa- ter doesn't make them tender. Gene Lee: Here's to love-the only fire against which there is no insurance. Exam time: Let this pernicious hour Stand aye accursed in the cal- endar. Harlow Powers: Come an trip it as you go, On the light fantastic toe. Ina Cook: Here's to man: he is like a kero- sene lampg he is not especially bright: he is often turned down: he- generally smokes: and he frequently goes out at night. Delma Smith: Music washes away from the soul the dust of everday life. Raleigh Stone: A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gets around. Emily Blackden: Of all the parts, the eyes expressed the sweetest kind of bashfulnessf' James Moore: This dinner makes me wish I were a camel-happy animal, it has several stomachs. Grace Roberts: I take mine straight with- out sugar , and that's what's the matter with me. - Mr. Helddericg: To the men that never steal but one thing-bases. Douglas Moore: The winning school boy with his Satchel, And 'shining morning face creeping like a snail Unwillingly to school. White words of learned length and thundering sound Amazed the gazing rustics ranged around. Mr. Shaw: MISS H. A. Eyes: Charlene Stedman Hair: Barbara Ross Teeth: Beverley Wood Figure: Estelle Randlett Height: Ethel Stone Smile: Rae Jean Randlett Wit: Marguerite Hart 1-