Hartland Academy - Ripple Yearbook (Hartland, ME)

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Miss Clifford: Which do you prefer in your man, .brains or appearance? Miss Boutilier: Appearance, and the sooner the better. Mr. Heddericg: Can you give me a defini- tion of a patriotic orator? E. Cully: Well, if you ask me, he's the fel- low who is always ready to lay down your life for his country. Father: Who broke that chair in the par- lor last evening, Thelma? T. Philbrick: It just collapsed, all of a sud- den, but neither of us was hurt. Mr. Shaw: What are you looking for? E. Lord: Life. J. Gee: Did you ever save a life? E. Cully: Yes, once when my uncle's house caught on fire. I dashed inside and went all through the downstairs, then upstairs into every room. Nolbody home at all, so I jumped out of the window just in time. Miss Boutilier: What is the difference be- tween white and brown shelled eggs? P. Murray: White hens lay white eggs and brown hens lay brown ones. E: Gray: How do I do the next one? Why Elwood, the second Miss Boutilier: .kiss is just like the first, only you holdi it longer. fpausel. Well, thatls all right, but can't you nucker up a little more? P. S. Prize Speaking. J. Thompson: Will you please announce that all students riding on the black and white fbus must report in the office at recess. Miss Philpot to class: All students writing on the black and white bus at recess will please go to the office. Miss Boutilier: List some traits. which a baby inherits from its parents. H. Deveraux: The color of hair, eyes, nose, mouth and ears. H. Ballard: The new washerwoman has stnlen two of our towels. I. Crocker: The thief! Which ones did she take? H. Ballard: The ones we got at the hotel in Bangor. Mr. Whitaker: What do two ducks and a cow remind you of, Richard? , R. Mower: Quackers and milk. Mr. Heddericg: Vanadestine, if you got in jail, what would you do? V. Vanadestine: Stay there a while, prob- albly. Mr. Shaw: fGeneral Science Classl Miss Hart, turn around and stop talking. M. Hart: I'm not talking: I'm just whisper- ing. W. Buhar: I'm going to leave the country and move to the city. , P. Hughes: Why? W: Bubar: Haven't you heard? The coun- try's at war. Miss Philpot: What made the bus late this morning, Gladys? G. Sherburne: Oh, it caught cold last night and coughed a little this morning. Miss Clifford: F. Austin: A Miss Philpot: C. Stromback: Miss, Philpot: C. Stromhack: roses better. Floyd, define buocaneer. high price for corn. What is your favorie flower? Chrysanthemums. Spell it. I've changed my mind: I like Miss Boutilier: Before we conclude this suh- ipf-t I would like to ask one more question.Miss Ballard. if your mother had a rare peice of porcelain, what would it most likely be? J. Ballard: Broken. T. Pearson: Don. dirl you fi-:Nw with flies? D. Nir-hols: Fish with them? We fished with them, ate with them, and slept with them. Mr. Stone: fafter an address in assemblyl Lillian. fell me honestlv, do you think I put enmurh fire into my speech? Mrs. Stone: No. dear. I think you 'didn't put enough speech into the fire. Mr. Shaw: Name a great inventor and tell what he was famous for. E. McLean: Well, Thomas A. Edison was the smartest, I guess. He invented the phono- ,Qranh and radio so people would stay up nights and use his electric light bulbs. -I 45 1...

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4..-........-... ..... . -. - - ..... ! i JIIKES Q i e - 11111111 1111 u in-nu-lun:-nun:-un-11:1-n1nn1 1 1nu--Wim..-H., ilil ,,,,...,,,,1,,-,,4. Mr. Heddericg: Bubar, take the globe and point out Australia. Bubar: fpointingj There it is! Mr. H.: Who discovered Australia? P. Hughes: Bubar did. M. Mills: What kind of husband do you think I should look for? B. Ross: You'd better look for single men! When you start looking for husbands, you're looking for trouble! R. Randlett: Did you count with a daisy to see if Keith loves you, Estelle? E. Ranldlettz No, indeed! Not me! I used a three leaf clover. R. Randlett: Why? E. Randlett: Because I was afraid it would turn out Wrong. Mr. Stone: fin algebra classy If I take a po- tato and divide it into two parts, then into four, and each of the four parts into two parts, what would I have. R. Pearson: Potato salad. D. Moore: Sis, what is a fictitious charac- ter? H. Moore: Why, somebody that is made up, dear. D. Moore: Then that makes you a Hctitious character, doesn't it? B. Austin: Ma, I got a 100 in my exams to- day. Mother: That's splendid. What did you get it in? Barclay: I, got 60 in history and 40 in Eng- lish. Miss Philpot: You shouldn't suck that thumb uso much, Ruth. R. Pears-on: Why? Miss Philpot: If you go traveling some day, you may need it. I. Crocker: Beverley, you have teeth like pearls. B. Wood: Are you hinting that I have a mouth like an oyster? W. Bubar fjust coming out of the barn as Mr. Whitaker entersj Teaching that calf to drink took me two hours, roughly speaking. Mr. Whitaker: Maybe that's what you call it, Wendell, but I call it just plain cussing. Miss Clifford: Whenever I'm in the dumps, I get myself a new hat. Miss Glazer: I wondered where you got them. Mr. Heddericg: Who laid out this town? L. Wood. Nobody. It ain't quite dead yet. Miss Clifford: What did Milton write? I. Cook: M lton wrote Paradise Lost g then .his wife fdied and he wrote Paradise Regain- ed . Mr. Whitaker: What kind of chickens are suitable for this part of the country? H. Ballard: Fried. Mr. Heddericg: I'm tempted to give you a test today. J. Gee: Yield not to temptation. Miss Philpot: fwriting the comparison of Latin adjectives on the boardy Raleigh, what degree is this? R. Stone: Third degree. S. Stedman: She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her. G. Sawyer: The mean old thing! I told her not to tell you I told her. S. Stedman: Well, don't tell her that I told you she told me. Miss Boutilier: Name a great time-saver. E. Powers: Love at first sight. Mr. Heddericg: Have you ever heard of Julius Caesar? R. Page: Yes, sir. Mr. H.:What do you think he would be do- ing if he were alive today? R. Page: Drawing an old age pension. -I 44 1-

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Miss Philpot: Where is the elephant found? T. Bryant: The elephant is such a large animal. that it is almost never lost. E. Gray: Why did you 'beat up that guy? H. Powers: He insulted my girl. , E. Gray: Well, all he said was that she danced like a zephyr. H. Powers: Is that what he said? I thought he said heifer. Mr. Shaw: Give an example of wasted energy. L. Sherburne: Sure, tell a hair-raising story to a bald headed man. Mr. Whitaker: ispeaking on kindness to animalsj If I saw a boy beating a donkey and made him stop, what virtue would I be show- ing? P. Hughes: Brotherly love. G. Lee: I heard that Stanley Dyer and Dean Wiers went down to the station to see the train come in. M. Brooker: Why, haven't they seen a train come in? G. Lee: They thought there'd be some girls on it when they heard it say, Woo, Woo . Mr. Heddericg: Believe me, it certainly will fbe great to get down to the seashore this summer where I can rest and look at the waves. I. Crocker: What's th-e trouble with the Wacs? Car Dealer: What's. the matter? You just bought that car a few weeks. ago. Mr. Heddericg. That's true, but the only thing that doesn't make a noise is the horn. Mr. Shaw: Wiers, give a definition of home. D. Wiers: Home is where part of the family waits until the others are through with the car. Miss Philpot: Make a sentence with the word fortify in it. G. Baker: I just paid fortify dollars for this suit. Mr. Stone: Yes, son, I am a self made man. R. Stone: Gee, Dad, you take the blame for everything, don't you? Mr. I-Ieddericg: Where have you been the last few years? College friend: At college, taking medicine. Mr. Heddericg: And did you finally get well? Mr. Whitaker: How is your wife getting along with her driving? Mr. Stone: She took a turn for the worse last week. Miss Clifford: What do you mean by writ- ing the house burned up , you know that a house burns down. I. Crocker: Yes, but this one caught fire in the cellar. Miss Philpot: Jordan, can you tell me what a grudge is? E. Jordan: A grudge is a place where you Cieep automobiles. Mr. Heddericg: Give me a well known date in Roman history. I. Welch: Antony's with Cleopatra. Miss Boutilier: Spring is almost here. Has anyone seen any signs of it? M. Hughes: I have: the trees, fields., and meadows and Christmas jewelry are turning green. Miss Philpot: Will someone please give a definition of the word irreparable? T. Gee: Unable to rip. J. Humphrey: Hey, Charlie, what's cookin'? C. Russell: Heddericgg hear him boil? Miss Clifford: Hirst day of schoolj Now I am going to teach grammar. C. Stromback: Knot paying attention! You mean you want us to call you grandma ? Mr. Heddericg: How do you feel tonight, Ivar? I. Pearson: I have felt better but it cost more. J. Moore: What's your favorite piece? J. Gordan: ChuteChuteChute, baby . Mises Philpot: fafter first period of sub- freshmen gyml Well, Joyce, how did you like gym? J. Withee: Jim who? MOVIES OF H. A. Hellzapoppin Student Body Girl Crazy Allan Thorne -I 46 1-