Hartland Academy - Ripple Yearbook (Hartland, ME)

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4..-........-... ..... . -. - - ..... ! i JIIKES Q i e - 11111111 1111 u in-nu-lun:-nun:-un-11:1-n1nn1 1 1nu--Wim..-H., ilil ,,,,...,,,,1,,-,,4. Mr. Heddericg: Bubar, take the globe and point out Australia. Bubar: fpointingj There it is! Mr. H.: Who discovered Australia? P. Hughes: Bubar did. M. Mills: What kind of husband do you think I should look for? B. Ross: You'd better look for single men! When you start looking for husbands, you're looking for trouble! R. Randlett: Did you count with a daisy to see if Keith loves you, Estelle? E. Ranldlettz No, indeed! Not me! I used a three leaf clover. R. Randlett: Why? E. Randlett: Because I was afraid it would turn out Wrong. Mr. Stone: fin algebra classy If I take a po- tato and divide it into two parts, then into four, and each of the four parts into two parts, what would I have. R. Pearson: Potato salad. D. Moore: Sis, what is a fictitious charac- ter? H. Moore: Why, somebody that is made up, dear. D. Moore: Then that makes you a Hctitious character, doesn't it? B. Austin: Ma, I got a 100 in my exams to- day. Mother: That's splendid. What did you get it in? Barclay: I, got 60 in history and 40 in Eng- lish. Miss Philpot: You shouldn't suck that thumb uso much, Ruth. R. Pears-on: Why? Miss Philpot: If you go traveling some day, you may need it. I. Crocker: Beverley, you have teeth like pearls. B. Wood: Are you hinting that I have a mouth like an oyster? W. Bubar fjust coming out of the barn as Mr. Whitaker entersj Teaching that calf to drink took me two hours, roughly speaking. Mr. Whitaker: Maybe that's what you call it, Wendell, but I call it just plain cussing. Miss Clifford: Whenever I'm in the dumps, I get myself a new hat. Miss Glazer: I wondered where you got them. Mr. Heddericg: Who laid out this town? L. Wood. Nobody. It ain't quite dead yet. Miss Clifford: What did Milton write? I. Cook: M lton wrote Paradise Lost g then .his wife fdied and he wrote Paradise Regain- ed . Mr. Whitaker: What kind of chickens are suitable for this part of the country? H. Ballard: Fried. Mr. Heddericg: I'm tempted to give you a test today. J. Gee: Yield not to temptation. Miss Philpot: fwriting the comparison of Latin adjectives on the boardy Raleigh, what degree is this? R. Stone: Third degree. S. Stedman: She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her. G. Sawyer: The mean old thing! I told her not to tell you I told her. S. Stedman: Well, don't tell her that I told you she told me. Miss Boutilier: Name a great time-saver. E. Powers: Love at first sight. Mr. Heddericg: Have you ever heard of Julius Caesar? R. Page: Yes, sir. Mr. H.:What do you think he would be do- ing if he were alive today? R. Page: Drawing an old age pension. -I 44 1-

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Miss Clifford: Which do you prefer in your man, .brains or appearance? Miss Boutilier: Appearance, and the sooner the better. Mr. Heddericg: Can you give me a defini- tion of a patriotic orator? E. Cully: Well, if you ask me, he's the fel- low who is always ready to lay down your life for his country. Father: Who broke that chair in the par- lor last evening, Thelma? T. Philbrick: It just collapsed, all of a sud- den, but neither of us was hurt. Mr. Shaw: What are you looking for? E. Lord: Life. J. Gee: Did you ever save a life? E. Cully: Yes, once when my uncle's house caught on fire. I dashed inside and went all through the downstairs, then upstairs into every room. Nolbody home at all, so I jumped out of the window just in time. Miss Boutilier: What is the difference be- tween white and brown shelled eggs? P. Murray: White hens lay white eggs and brown hens lay brown ones. E: Gray: How do I do the next one? Why Elwood, the second Miss Boutilier: .kiss is just like the first, only you holdi it longer. fpausel. Well, thatls all right, but can't you nucker up a little more? P. S. Prize Speaking. J. Thompson: Will you please announce that all students riding on the black and white fbus must report in the office at recess. Miss Philpot to class: All students writing on the black and white bus at recess will please go to the office. Miss Boutilier: List some traits. which a baby inherits from its parents. H. Deveraux: The color of hair, eyes, nose, mouth and ears. H. Ballard: The new washerwoman has stnlen two of our towels. I. Crocker: The thief! Which ones did she take? H. Ballard: The ones we got at the hotel in Bangor. Mr. Whitaker: What do two ducks and a cow remind you of, Richard? , R. Mower: Quackers and milk. Mr. Heddericg: Vanadestine, if you got in jail, what would you do? V. Vanadestine: Stay there a while, prob- albly. Mr. Shaw: fGeneral Science Classl Miss Hart, turn around and stop talking. M. Hart: I'm not talking: I'm just whisper- ing. W. Buhar: I'm going to leave the country and move to the city. , P. Hughes: Why? W: Bubar: Haven't you heard? The coun- try's at war. Miss Philpot: What made the bus late this morning, Gladys? G. Sherburne: Oh, it caught cold last night and coughed a little this morning. Miss Clifford: F. Austin: A Miss Philpot: C. Stromback: Miss, Philpot: C. Stromhack: roses better. Floyd, define buocaneer. high price for corn. What is your favorie flower? Chrysanthemums. Spell it. I've changed my mind: I like Miss Boutilier: Before we conclude this suh- ipf-t I would like to ask one more question.Miss Ballard. if your mother had a rare peice of porcelain, what would it most likely be? J. Ballard: Broken. T. Pearson: Don. dirl you fi-:Nw with flies? D. Nir-hols: Fish with them? We fished with them, ate with them, and slept with them. Mr. Stone: fafter an address in assemblyl Lillian. fell me honestlv, do you think I put enmurh fire into my speech? Mrs. Stone: No. dear. I think you 'didn't put enough speech into the fire. Mr. Shaw: Name a great inventor and tell what he was famous for. E. McLean: Well, Thomas A. Edison was the smartest, I guess. He invented the phono- ,Qranh and radio so people would stay up nights and use his electric light bulbs. -I 45 1...