Hart High School - Hartian Yearbook (Hart, MI)

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Pride in Appearance Young Man.- Dress well and Succeed. ‘LET GEORGE CLOTHE YOU’ ...and... Your Clothing Problem is Solved. GEORGE W. POWERS □ □ THE SQUARE DEAL STORE □ □

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6f)e HARTIAN PUBLISHED BY THE HART HIGH SCHOOL Class of 1924

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 3- • I i 75 JOKES JOKES 'S3 ♦ « I E? John—“What did Jim do when Sally wouldn’t kiss him out on the lake last night” George—“He paddled her back.” --------[ § ]---------- Hoffmyer—“My father’s pen is quite prolific” Bob McRae—‘‘Author or Artist?” Hoffmyer—‘‘Hog Pen!” --------[ § ]---------- “What would you do if I turned you down?” Dolly shyly asked, as they sat on the parlor sofa. Shull looked straight ahead but said nothing. After a few momoents of silence she nudged him and said: “Didn't you hear my question?” Shull looked around apprehensively. ! thought you were addressing the gas” --------[ 8 ]---------- “Lots of girls use dumb-bells to get color in their cheeks,” said the gym teacher to his class. “And lots of girls use color in their cheeks to get dumb-bells,” was the rejoinder of a saucy little Miss. Wietzke,—“Doctor, will the anesthetic make me sick?” Doctor—“Not a bit.” Wietzke—“Well how long will it be before I know anything?” Doctor—“Aren’t you asking a good deal of an anesthetic?” -------[ § J- Marie—“Do you believe American girls should marry foreigners?” Helen—“Yes, but it would be a terrible Gamble to marry a Turk.” -------[ § ]- Doctor—“This is a very sad case, sir; very sad indeed. I much regret to tell you that your wife’s mind is gone—completely gone.” -------[ § 3- Louise—“How kind of you to bring me these lovely flowers, they are so beautiful and fresh, there’s some dew on them yet.” Bob, (In great embarrassment)—“Yes, but I’m going to pay it off tomorrow.” S2 I ♦ ♦ ♦ « ♦ ♦ ♦ t i : i ♦ ♦ : ♦ i i ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ : ! ♦ CONGRATULATIONS To the Class of '24 A E have a large line of high-grade Gifts, suitable for Graduation, such as Eastman Kodaks, Parker and Conklin Fountain Pens and Pencils, Perfumes, Toilet Waters, and Candies in special gift boxes. Every article we sell is guaranteed to be exactly as represented. Agency for Parke-Davis, A. D. S., and San Tox drugs. Bright’s Drug Store Successor to S. T. Collins. Page Three