Harrisville Central School - Pirates Log Yearbook (Harrisville, NY)

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 Beautician Smith to op- ulent customer Mealus: Ah! You look lovely already! Doc Collier to patient : . Back at school, they always said I was a cut-up. A Artist Benson to wealthy matron Cahill: If Papa Pablo could only see me now! Dental hygienist Ripley to control W group volunteer Mantle: So your group had 69% more cavities? Hmmm, must have been the Krest! Maintenance engineers Sweet, Schmitt, and Dobson: We janitors would rather fight than switch!

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 Doc McCarthy to Pop Betrus: It all started after the tenth one was born Restaurateurs Miller and Casciaro: - We11a, Dahna, we finally made the bigga time! - Jeesha! Big Game hunter Camidge Hold that tiger! Loafer Weaver doin' what comes naturally.

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▲ Mink ranchers Gene Cring and Aretta Fraser: This just wasn't a good year for mink. ▲ Mobster Soukey sighs: Duh! Another rat fink bites da dust. ◄ Prof Burke to Prof Cham- berlain: You know, Paula, I think Einstein really has some- thing there! Business tycoon St. Lawrence to shy secretary Ray: Are you sure, 'you have beautiful blue eyes', is the way you wanted that last sentence to read, boss? yj ◄ Secretary Trombley: I hope the boss doesn't notice this eraser mark!