Harrisville Central School - Pirates Log Yearbook (Harrisville, NY)

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,n soukey, to Lynn Martin, his reverence for life. «Uel1 Lawrence, his love for animals, to Bruce Hotaling. Coon sweet, her ability to hold the pool table, to Bill Jenack, in hopes ®eVimproves his game. be Trombley, to Susie LaDuc, her worn-out typing eraser. «Stubb Weaver, to Trudy Ripley, her love of Hunting Season. addition to the above bequests, we leave to the Faculty and Staff the following: Mrs. Cring, a book by Marcia Gonio entitled How to Curve Math Grades . m° Mr Rousseau, a year's supply of snow on Juniper Hill donated by T LaDuc, N. Soukey and S. Claus. To Mr• Parow, an offer by Norris Grigg to fill out his income tax forms (for'a small fee) for five years. To Mr. LeBlanc, a personally autographed eight by ten photo of Charles DeGaulle trimmed in bleu, blanc, rouge. To Mr. Seremeth, a passing gear for his Jaguar along with a new set of blocks to put it on next winter. To Mrs. Fuller, a guided tour through Fort Ticonderoga. To Mr. Shinnick, a 3-A draft classification. To Miss Hakes, some attractive material to cover her blackboard. To Miss Griesmyer, less talkative and more creative art classes. To Miss Terreson, an Electrovision film of Richard Burton's Hamlet and two tickets to The Taming of the Shrew . To Mr. Seeley, fewer failures in uhemistry Lab. To Mrs. Shinnick, a bound copy of the Seniors' poems To Mrs. St. Lawrence, a Mixed Chorus play without Bruce hamming it up . To Mr. Krick, a pumpkin patch complete with Snoopy and Charlie Brown. To Mrs. Dusharm, a class that pays its dues on time. To Mr. Smith, a quieter homeroom. To Coach Weaver, fewer gym excuses. To Mrs. Scanlon and Miss Hickey, the library without us. To tne cafeteria workers, an accurate count of the people who are going to eat lunch. To the janitors, a Teflon mop pail. To Miss Manchester, fewer visitors and more applications to fill out. To Mr. Betrus, memories of us. To Miss Hickey, a new supply of 5 t stamps. To the bus drivers, a wall between them and their rather noisy passengers. To the remaining student body, the members of the Class of '67 bequeath: Coke during lunch hour A candy machine in the study halls Yearlong passes to roam the halls A three-hour school day and three-day school week Longer vacations No exams Student priority over teachers An elastic clause to cover items which the student body deems necessary. The above bequests and will and last testament, having been duly given and attested to, shall be considered in perpetuum, per se, and in toto, the one and only valid document of the Class of '67 and shall not be subject to the addition of codicils now or in the future. For the Class of '67

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SENIOR CLASS WILL infr of relatively sound mind and body we, the Class of '67, do here- vTbequeath, whereas it is possible, if we may, the following items to Wh mever 113113 ll0n0r kerewith receiving whereas: W nonna Baker, to JoAnne Stevens, all her broken eggs. «Sue Benson, to Dorothy Kooistra, her ability to rattle teachers. Jon Betrus, to Steve Vallencour, his vocabulary. Lyn Burke, to Chris Carvell, memories of the Pitcairn woods. Terina Cahill, to Harold Ford, longer week ends. Steve Camidge, to Marie Hudson, his class ring. Dan Casciaro, to Frank DeHart, his ability to stay out of trouble. Paula Chamberlain, to Donna Ritz, her secret of blondes having more fun. Lucy Collier, to Gail Scanlon, The Biography of Clara Barton . Vic Conklin, to Billie Smith, a reminder that You're in Better Hands with Allstate . Dave Cring, to Marshall Schmitt, the remains of Phil's car. Joe Corbine, his hot Pontiac, to Billy Betrus, who is warned to beware of dogs on rainy days. Gene Cring, his Math Twelve secrets, to Stewart Best. Cathy Dobson, to sister Sally, her Miss Clairol. John Fowler, to David Coloney, hopes of better transportation to Harrisville. Aretta Fraser, to Sandra Luther, the Natural Bridge. Marsh Gonio, to Fred Jenack, her ability to bug Mrs. Cring. Howard Graham, his cycle-wheeling ability, to John Hooper. Mover Grigg, to Gary Mealus, his modesty. Puff Hathway, to Pat Lancor, his Richard Burton method acting. Kay Holcomb leaves a path well-paved to Gouverneur. Ginny Hudson, to Darlene Baker, an escalator, in hopes she may get to upstairs classes on time. Don Jackson, to Elmer Slate, his Mexican hand-engraved clodhoppers . Wayne Jackson, his genuine Elvis Presley guitar, to Danny Chamberlain, in hopes he makes the Top Ten . Marie McCarthy just leaves, very happily! Bob LaDuc, his cat-like alertness and agility, to Jim Hunter, for future soccer games. John LaDuc, to any Junior who needs it, his ability to get out of sand pits on prom night. Danny Lancor, to Don Bassette, his Wilt Chamberlain sports ability. Lin LaPlatney, tearfully, to Maude Davie, Camp Drum, with promises to return. Sandi Mantle, her expert driving abilities, to Judy Arnold, with hopes that she may make more use of the Driver's Manual. Gene Mealus, to David Chamberlain, the paper drives and the hope that they will buy him a bailing machine. Hel Mealus, to sister Jane, the ability to remain calm under any circumstances. Ebby Miller, to anybody who wants it, her pure authentic Ringo Starr haircut. Augie Naccari, his little black book, to Joe Dundon, although there is no room for additions. Rhonda Ray, to Janet Lancor, the Hop Sing Special (chicken chow mein) Pat Reed, his Texaco Star , to John Dickinson. Sue Ripley, to keep it in the family, her 20, to Mary Scanlon. Jim Scanlon, to Ralph Wicks, his ability to cut classes and not get caught at it (sorry the cat's out of the bag, Jim!) Pete Scanlon, to Bruce Miller, a couple inches. Phil Schmitt, to Mary LaParr, his Sno-Mobile. Cher Scott, bubbles and bangles, to Dolly Macagg. Berth Seils, to Judy Fowler, her partiality toward the name John . Linda Smith, to Marlene Hooley, a complete volume of Yoga exercises.

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PROPHECY . Stewardess Vicki Conklin: A You'll never get it off the ground! ▲ Draft enthusiast Grigg: Look, Nelson, who are YOU calling Benedict Arnold? ◄ Gas station manager Reed: The last time they were in they bought 7 t worth. It's going down all the time. ▲ Nurse LaPlatney to patient: I don't care how much your POD teacher bugs you, Marie, you shouldn't have swallowed his Volkswagen! ◄ Car maintenance expert Fowler to aide Naccari: I don't care what you say, Augie, the gas tank is in the other end!