Harrisburg Township High School - Keystone Yearbook (Harrisburg, IL)

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gj5.v.:E v a g vi vivoi -L,f THE xE1's'roNE Telvgviv evgv gv i' E- 5' in 'E ,Y Gerald Naugle: Is this a second hand store? Dealer Yes Gerald Well I want one put on my watch Bonn e Rose I have been told I have the teeth of a beautxful woman Mary Wlgg ns Why dont you wear them? Charles Kxelhorn You had better keep your eyes open around here Audra Kmg Why7 Charles People wxll thmk you are a fool 1f you go around wxth them closed Orion Karber After graduatxonj Wxll you pay me what Im worth7 Employer I ll do better than that I ll gxve you a small salary to start wlth' The semor was born for great thmgs The junlor was born for small But no one yet has found the reason Why the freshman was born at all Brooks Reynolds Why do you have your socks wrong slde out7 Clayton Humphreys My feet were hot and I turned the hose on them Velma McK1nney to photographer Have I the rlght EXPYESSIOD7 Photographer Yes perfectly natural Velma Then be qu1ck lt hurts my face Davrd Plummer Why do you call your alarm clock Macbeth 7 Butner Potter Because Macbeth doth murder sleep LOUISE McDermott Too bad Shakespeare wasnt born ln London Helen Potts Why? I..ou1se Because I sald so 1n the exam :- Paralee Parks What would you do 1f I should cry? Glenn Dallas Hang out a srgn Wet Pamt Katherme Bush Why do they put B C after so many dates? Kenneth Smlth Well you see they don t know for sure so they say bout correct ust where dxd the automoblle hrt you7 asked the magxstrate Clyde W1lmoth Well 1f I had been wearmg a llcense plate rt would have been pretty badly damaged Cllfton Hall Theres a lot of lame verse 1n this volume Mary .lane Well what do you expect ln llmp leather7 If 36 people can carry 82146 horses rn each hand how many fish w1th purple tarls could clzmb trees m the wrnter when they were tlred of eatmg whale soup? Geneva Pankey I got some mslde mformatlon Ruth Pxckermg What IS xt? Geneva Im hungry Delmar Owen Drd you ever hear the flat tlre joke7 Wxllard Norman No Delmar It went flat I guess Ive lost another pupll Sald the professor as hls glass eye rolled down the sxnk ohn Cooley Have you read Freckles 7 z Pete 'Sullivan No mme are brown ii 1: P51 A U N ig 1 ' Q: : H ' -U ' , :iz :ir 23 E Z ,, . . . . '.. f IFE I H sg: 1: I W fs., I . -I 'I - F f ' I J 5: F-, - I I :ec ls: 1 I ac 3 -I Aa: as 25 . - E I I ii P24 P3 -- q - v,.. . A . , v ,ip I 4 : H H D ni: :Ez - g?'E?'EE?E E?A EEs : 2' EEj Aaaasaa .mesa .sas aa a.-.513 i903 , .

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F Q Vfr1 i1:l ' 1-if-W ij- EW 3.1515 THQS. L. OZMENT Co. Mig WEST SIDE SQUARE I-IARRISBURG, ILL. Establishcd 1902 143' PETERS - PEACOCK - PARADISE jjj' Shoes for the Entire Family Q I-Q1 G I 0 n MLINSING-WEAR A Q Mail Orders Eillcd Promptly '-'- I - 'H Quality Ncver Disappoiiitsu N ' I I' ' ' I Eff iffili ill? SPORTING GOODS .nm We have always iilled thc dciiiamls for quality cquivgilclit for all sports. -- I fx EEATLIRING- Spalding and Rawlings Sporting goods, .md Jaiitzcu Swimming Suits. Qi FRANK P. SKAGGS M THE LEADING DRUGGISTN fgpl 5 .Ng I91I