Harrisburg Township High School - Keystone Yearbook (Harrisburg, IL)

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Two ,luniors were discussing their break- fast. I had an awful good breakfast, said Lou' ise Small. So did I, said Polly House. I had something especially nice that begins with MN.. A norange? suggested Louise. UNO... A napple? No, It was a neggf' Mother: No, Ralph, no more plum pud' ding tonight, Don't you know you can't sleep on a full stomach? Ralph: Well, can't I sleep on my back? Mrs. Bonnell: I suppose you carry a me' mento of some sort in this locket of yours? Mrs. Taylor: Yes, it is a lock of my husf band's hair. Mrs. Bonnell: 'iBut your husband is still alive. Mrs. Taylor: Yes, but his hair is gone. lnquisitive Old Lady: Where did those large rocks come from? Mr. Bonnell fvery tired, physicallyl: 'The glaciers brought them down. Same Old Lady: But where are the gla' ciers? Mr. Bonnell: They have gone back after more rocks. Scotchman: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Five dollarsf' Scotchman: What do you charge for loosening it? Edna K.: Would you mind seeing me across the street? Bo:y : With that gait of yours, I wouldn't mind watching you walk a couple of blocks. Ray Goben: Once I saved a man's life. but I never got a medal for it. Mr. Taylor: Give particulars, please. Ray Goben: 'LA drunkard once came home to his apartment and turned on only the hot water to take a bath. He would have been scalded to death. only I happened to be the janitor of the building and there was no hot water, Doctor: It will go hard with you this time. Harry: you look as rf you have been drinking again. Harry G.: Yes, sah. judge. dat sho' am powful stuff what Ah had. It was dat dere chicken hoochf' Doctor: Chicken hooch? Why. I have never heard of that before. Harry G.: Yes, sah, Doc, chicken hooch. One drink and you lay. First Frosh: Get good service from your fountain pen? Second Frosh: 'Bout nineteen themes to the gallon. History Teacher: When I was your age, J. B., I could name all the presidents off by heart. J, B. Gibbons: Yeah, but there was only about ten to remember then. Abie and Rheba sat all evening without speaking. They were holding hands. I wish you would say 'our' occasionally, stormed Mrs. Taylor. 'Tm tired of hearing you say 'my car', 'my house'. You know everything doesn't belong to you alone. The next morning Mr. Taylor was rum' maging around the room. 'Tm looking for our trousers. replied Mr. Taylor. George He sure believes in farm re' lieff' Glynn M.: Yeah? George J.: Yeah: just foreclosed the mortgage an' relieved us of our farm. Toth: Preston is an awful flirt-I wouldn't trust him too far. Miriam: I wouldn't trust him too near. Mary Alice Hamby: I want a cap, please, for my husband. Clerk: Yes, madam. What size does he wear? Mary Alice: Well, I really forget. His collars are size sixteen: I expect he'd want about size eighteen or twenty for a cap. woulcln't he? Miss Sanders: Did your father help you with this problem? Cap Hicks: No, I got it wrong my' self! Kenneth W.: 'iThat confounded dog of yours has bitten a chuck out of the calf of my leg. Rue Kerley: I can't understand that: he's generally particular what he eats. Mr. Rogers: Dear, won't you sing some' thing? Isadore R.: But it is time for the guests to leave. Mr. Rogers: I know it. Miss Sanders: Now, R. B., where did you get this chewingfgum? I want the truth. 'iNag : You don't want the truth, teach' er, and I'd rather not tell a lie. Miss Sanders: How dare you say I don't want the truth? Tell me at once where you got that chewingfgumf' Nag : Under your desk.

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Colonial Corn Crust A new loaf baked by 7 McDANIEL BAKERY S ei 'Quality Shoesi' A150 Ha1'risburg, Illinois Sally Ann and M0ther's .f'x.PsJNr' Z? The Outstanding Chevrolet of Chevrolet History A Six in the Price Range of a Four. Saline Motor Co. SALES and SERVICE HARRISBURG and ELDORADO 107

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WILL JOHNSON MAUD JOHNSON Telephone in Every Room ASK ANY TRAYELING MAN The New Saline AMERICAN PLAN 0539 40 Rooms with Running Water-8 with Bath fig Rates 83.75 Up HARRISBURG, ILLINOIS 109