Harrisburg Township High School - Keystone Yearbook (Harrisburg, IL)

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Cop fto small boyj: What's the matter? You lost? Boy: Naw! I ain't lost: but I would like to know where pa and ma wandered to. John Woolcott: Dad, could you lend me that new tie of yours? Mr. Woolcott: Surely, why ask? john: Well, I can't tind it. First Flapper: That conductor sure had cheek. He stood there and looked me over as though I hadn't paid my fare? Second Also: And whaddye do? First Flapper: Oh, I just glared back as if I had. Professor: A diamond is the hardest known substance, inasmuch as it will cut glass. Cynic: Glass! and it'll even make an im' pression on a girl's heart. The clock struck its hours-nine, ten, and eleven and slowing it struck the half. Him: How time flies with you. I. Barnes: Silly, that was Dad setting the clock. Clarissa Wayne Clark: All you say goes in one ear and out the other. Eugene Render: Well, what's to stop it? Wize Kid Sez A stitch off time saves thread. As its sewed, so shall it rip. The mills of the gods grind slowly, so says the poet, but they get there just the same. Laugh, clown, laugh and the world also giggled: but cry and you're all wet. - Shakespeare's Omlet . All men are born equal-then they may outgrow it. Last amen meant for the constif tution. Eddie Kette said, Ladies first , but Adam was single long before he met Eve. The spur of the moment may be sharp. thou must be careful lest in thy haste thou wouldst step on it. -Pluto's Darkness The man admired by most of the people is the man in the mirror. There is no today until it is tomorrow. - Douglas Fairbanks, Gowfchow . Do unto others as ye would have them do to you, but don't start anything. -Milf ton's Lost Parfofdicen. Beware of entrance to a quarrel, but be' ing in beware't lest the opposed may bare thee. -Marlow's. Doc'Faustas . What's in a name? Would not a rose by any other name be a rose? -Shakespeare's Merchant of Vienna . Swiss cheese with all that ventilation that Limburger needs but hasn't. 'It's rot' ten in Denmark Cheese'. -Shakespeares King Liar . 'Tis a blessing in disguise, said a bow- legged Frosh as he stepped in his lirst team of balloon trousers. From girl to woman in three letters. A-G' E. Household necessities. Card table, pack of cards, can opener. The difference between Virginia Ragsdale and a mouse is that one charms he's and the other harms cheese. The naked hills lie wanton to the breeze, The fields are nude. the groves un' trocked, Bare are the shivering limbs of boughfbared trees. No wonder the corn is shocked? But is the modern girl? Are those relatives blood relation? Yes, they're everlastingly bleeding me. First Hobo: I ain't goin' at that house no more. Znd Tramp: 'Fraid on account of the dog? lst Tramp: Naw, but my pants are. Second Hobo: Pants are what? First Ditto: Frayed on account of the dog. In a gridiron grind. while in preparation for an oncoming game. a player received a smash on two fingers. On visiting the doc' tor, he said: Doc, after these fingers heal. will I be able to play a piano? Certainly, said the doctor. Then you're one wonder. I never could before. It was probable that beer was made in the Ark. The Kangaroo took hops. the bear was always bruin, and the grasshopper gave the kick. Mistress: Can't you children agree with' out fussing? Tot: No, but we agree with each other. He wants it and so do I. Mr, Foster: Can you prove that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the two sides of this tri' angle? 4 Bill Gibbs: I don't have to prove it: I admit it.

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