Harrisburg Township High School - Keystone Yearbook (Harrisburg, IL)

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THE DUST PAN Ray: YYhat is your daily income? Clyde: Oh, about 3 A. Lacey: And did her dad come between l you T Strut: No, behind me. Juliet. You are the light of my life. Mother: Juliet, come to bed and put out that light. Polly House: Doc acted as if he wanted to kiss me this morning. My, I never ran so fast in all my life. Marjorie Hutton: Did you catch him ? Graduate from cooking class: I want some meat for dinner. What kind have you ? Grocer: 'Mutton. pork and chicken. Graduate from C.: I guess I'll take chicken. Grocer: Do you want a pullet'? G. C. C.: No, I'll carry it. Miss Longbons was exitlaining a Physics problem: Now you see, she said. if one man can do a piece of work in five days then five men can do the same work in one day. Vfard Ozment: Then if one ship can cross the ocean in ten days then ten ships can cross it in one day and I don't be- lieve that. Gordon Gard was asked to write up a party for the Purple Clarion. The re- port he turned in was careless and poor. Miss Pemberton called him to her room: Look here Gordon, she said. what do you mean by this 'among the most beauti- ful girls present was Professor Henry Simpson', you know Mr. Simpson is one of our teachers. I can't help that, returned Peachie , but that was where he was at. Lard Moore: Many a man's a dude before he marries. Mr. Lappin: Yes, and after he marries, he's subdued. Glen A.: I had a fall last night that rendered me unconscious for several hours. Virgil: Howzzat? Glen: I fell asleep. Leo Morris: They say Miss Johnson has not slept for ten days. Mason Bond: My goodness, she must be getting sleepy. Leo: Nawl she sleeps at night. Strut Fulkerson: I had a rooster named Robinson. I killed him the other da:-'. Lacey Barger: XVhy did you do that? Strut: Because Robinson Crusoe. Mr. Kruger: VVhen is the best time to pick apples 7 Harold Stein labsent mindedlylz When the farmer isn't looking. Charles McKenzie: I have a cousin who didn't eat in New York for six weeks. Bozy : Gosh! he must have been hun- gry. Charles: Naw! he was in Chicago then. A freshman: At what age does a sane man generally marry? Mr. Small: At no age. A freshman was watching Mr. Goben rewind the clock in the old assembly. Mr, Goben: This clock runs eight days without winding. r'reshie: Gee! how long would it run if you wound it? Mr. Doolittle: VVhich marry first, light headed men or dark headed 7 Mr. Simpson: The light headed ones, of course. A freshie: Is football an American game? Soph: No, it's a rushin' tRussianJ. Ray Braddock: What is the height of fashion today? Doc Ozment: Slightly above the knees. Holly Wrork: Have you ever seen that girl before? Leo Morris: 0ften. Holly: But have you ever noticed any- thing amusing about her? Leo: Well, I've seen you with her a few times. Miss Longbons: What is a balloon? Leslie Thompson: A lot of wind with a boy around it. A minister met Mr. Ledford ta Rotari- anj on the street: I hear you have been in jail. he said. VVell yes. it's true. On what charge 7 WVell you see, the Rotarians were hav- ing a father and son week. I was trying to be a pal to Loy Lee. VVhat were the charges? I asked. Mr. Ledford: Disorderly conduct. Robbie Heaton's war cry: Two arms, two arms, fall in. Juliet: Father you should have told me you painted the seat under the tree yonder: last nicht when Ray and I sat on it Ray :rot paint on his trousers. 1 r V Leo Morris tin Historyj: If it had not been for George Washington We would not have had Lincoln. Red Dixon : Yes but if it had not been for Lincoln, Washington would have been the father of twins. Grocer: Here's your fly thing else? paper, any- Harry Garnett: Yassuh. ah six raisins. Grocer: Do you mean six Harry. Nah, Suh, 'bout six wants about pounds ? raisins, just enough for decoysf' Emma Miller: Sir, I've kissed! never been Fred. Wunderlich: You tell a Grimm Story, girl. VVhen a woman gets too fat to get into a telephone both. there's no use talking. Harry Hart: Say, Bob, I know more than you do. Bob Jackson: Yeah, you know me, and I know you. Mr. Bonnell Carl Hagler: Mr. Taylor: the Hour. What is a scale? Why, a freckle on a fish. Hey there, don't. spit on Hank Utter: S'matter. Does it leak? Ruby Beam : When one gets sick, it'B usually some weak part of the body that's attacked first. Frank Miley: Why certainly-that's why you're always having headaches. Mr, Taylor: Do you take the daily paper? I Homer Smith: Yes, when no one is looking. ' Mr. Small: Do you feel like a sand- I wich ? 1 l I l Miss Cain lindignantlyiz And do 1 look like one? James Chaney: It's no use talking to a fool. Olan Archer: Well I wasn't talking to you. A freshmen: Gimme a pound of oys- ters. Grocer: My boy, we Bell Oysters by measure not by the weight. Freshie: Gimme a yard then. , -if n A j 147 X 5 I Q on W cg, ,Ls :fa .,,,4 X It 1 -6 uf X W- iw A ' H 4 .d . , ,,,,, . ' f' w f YV - 5-vis. rf if 1 l ., 4 L f 06

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