Harrisburg Hospital Training School for Nursing - Reflector Yearbook (Harrisburg, PA)

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ZHWOV Passed by the Board of Non-Sensors. Dr. Fluke in First Aid Class: What is a joint? Miss Chilcott: Peanut Ioe's. 1' it 'lr Seniors' faults are rnanyp Probies' only two- Everything they say, and Everything they do! 1' 'k 'lc Woman: Doctor, I want you to help my husband Dr. Denison: Well, what's wrong? Woman: He's worrying about money. Dr. Denison: Now, now, I'll relieve him of that. 'k 'k k A Patient Patient I think that I shall never see A patient who so patiently Lets strangers wash her feet and face, As our phlegrnatic Mrs. Chase. A patient who, in calm repose Lets probies irrigate her nose, Or when they give her a hot pack, And happen to expose her back, She never Inurmurs nor complains But in her state of calm remains, A credit to the human race. A blessing on thee, Mrs. Chase! L.S. if ir St' How is it that Dr. Miller has suddenly started calling himself a specialist? Perhaps he's got only one patient, l i' W 'k You've heard of course, about the jealous phusiotherapisfs wife who accused her husband of having too rnuch to do with Violet Ray. 'A' 'k 11' Dr. Morrisf Why do you call that new nurse Appendix'? Dr. Stein: Because all the doctors want to take her out. it 'k 71' So often it is the case that the first screw to get loose in a person's head is the one that controls the tongue. 7? 94' if Dr. Schantz: Ask the accident victim what his name is, so we can notify the family. Miss Matala: CA few minutes laterl He says his family knows his name. 'k it if Miss Brickner- Gee, that candy on your desk makes my mouth water. Miss Ludwig- Well, there's a blotterf' ' 741 77

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T625 Maxim! Age You Walk By, -Uniform Inspection. The Same Olcl Story -Eggs for breakfast. We Could Make Such Beautiful Music --The Chorus. There I Go -My day off. Now l Lay Me Down To Dream -l0:45 P. M. Head on My Pillow -6:00 A. ,M. I Hear A Rhapsody -Albert Warbling in The Bathroom. Smoke Gets ln Your Eyes -Followinga Staff meeting. It All Comes Back To Me Now -Our Anatomy Classes. Maybe -A week-end. Dancing On A Dime -The fifteenth of every month. We Three --Phenol gargle, RX Capsules, Nose Drops. The Man Who Comes Aroundf'-Mr. Kohlhaas. Let's Dream This One Out -Final exams. If l had My Way -???? CCensoredl. l'd Know You Anywhere -Dr. Gillespie as Santa Claus. None But The Lonely Heart -Any Student Nurse. l'll Never Smile Again -Until l pass State Boards. Do You Know Why? -We don't either. Good Night, My Love -11:30 P. M. Between You and Me -Efficiency records. Now and Then -A day off without class. I've Got My Eyes On You -The Cafeteria. Only Forever -The Harrisburg Hospital. Drifting and Dreaming -The Seniors. 76

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Miss Kerwich-fSupervisorD, Get the morgue basket ready for the patient. Miss Gray- Do they put patients in morgue baskets now? 'k 1' al' Miss Waidlick: Where can I find a sponge? Miss Hoover: What do you Want with a sponge? Miss W'aidlick: Isn't that patient ordered a sponge? 'k al' if Dr. Gillespie: Don't you find that cr baby brightens up a household Wonder- fully? ' Dr. Bitner: KWith a sight Yes, We have all the lights going most of the night now. ' it ir ir Patient, gratefully: Oh Doctor! How can I ever repay you? Dr. Smith: By check or in cash. 51' 'k 'k Tony, the Chef: How did you iind the meat tonight? Dr. Seibert: Oh, I just looked under the potatoes and there it Was. 'k 'k Sl' Dr. Leitner: I-low is the patient resting tonight? Miss Gamble: Fine, I had to Wake her to give her Luminal. if it 'k EDlTOR'S LAMENT Getting out a year book is no picnic. If We publish original matter, they say We lack variety. If We publish things from other papers, We are too lazy to Write. It we stay on our job we ought to be out rustling! news. li we don't print contributions, we don't show proper appreciation. It We do print them the book is filled With junk. Like as not, some people will say We copied this from another paper. They're right-We did. 78