Harrisburg High School - Eagle Yearbook (Harrisburg, OR)

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Enior C ass Prophecy The following manuscript was found on a channel swimmer in the year 1971: December 2h, 1970 The other day, I looked up from m pick when I heard the guard's heels crunching in the half-frozen salt behind me. With m one good eye, I saw that he had a letter in his hand, and he was indicating that it was for me. I understood very little Russian, but the guard finally got it across to me that the letter had come in a Red Cross package It was the first mail I had received since I was transferred to the Siberian salt mines four years a o I waited until the guard had gone on to whip another slave Then I went behind a salt colunnand opened the letter In the dim light, I read Dear Guy I heard of your misfortune, and thought I'd write and try to take some of the Siberian chill off your morale Harrisburg has certainly changed in the last fifteen years, during which, as you know, our country has been in a state of constant warfare All of our old classmates are doing their best to help the war effort. Eddy Gilbert is traveling a theater circuit with his show to raise money for war bonds Connie Stone and Esther Clark are members of the Chorus Don Phillips, after his unhappy love life, lives alone with his cats in a little shack near the airplane assembly plant, where he 15 the night watchman The airplane plant stands on the site where the flax plant, the woolen mills, arxd several other business enterprises have come and gone Rgy Anglln owns the air plane factory, and his wife, Wilma Adams, is the chieftestpilot Nancy Gilbert is a riveter in the factory lynn Huston, our former mayor, is in jail, where he was put by Ed 'Quick Drawn Jacobs, the county sheriff lynn was jailed because he used city funds to build three new super service tations in Harris burg Bob Leabo and Frances Fletcher are in town trying to get recruits for their guerilla movements on Diamond Hill They seem to think that beforelong we'll all be living in the hills anyway, and they are probably right It looks like I'll have to abandon my job as a scout for Powers' models and Join them Don't eat too much salt, 1t's bad for the blood pressure Definitely yours, Bob Evans P S I forgot to mention Sylvanus Pace He went mad after spending fourteen years f his life trying to establish diplomatic relations between Harrisburg and Monroe ' -iii? gag.. r -S few as-svfin J ggsliif .-uni ll tv'-il GQ'.6P f3 fs I g'- . I . . . g o . . . l C . . . . - O O . . . . . . - D . . . . . D . . . . . . . . s e . . . . . . . . . . Q . o ' - . . . . . I . . . . . Q . . - .. O h . . . S . . - . . . 0 . . . . o . . . . . o l . . 0 . ., . 0 o o O . . . . . . . , J . .i - . ' I- -- -., I .-.11 . C. V ,....- -: -l I ,- '- . e f , ii? J I 25' -2 VXI: 'Q ,ng - M , ,xx '- '. -11 .. e' -1 . -- W vr, A ,lf A Y I ,Q X I z 7 on ,. 74- Q J , I h , Q X, ' - P f' F eq. 3- ,Q

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Gfczss Wifi We, the Senior Class of l9Sl,being of sound mind and body Cof body anywayl do make and declare this to be our last will and testament, hereby revoking any will or wills heretofore made by us. We, the Senior Class, do bequeath as follows: the Faculty Our favorite arguments to be used against the Juniors the Juniors Our ability to stay single while in school the Sophomores' Our bad times and a worn-out pack of worn out cards the Freshmen Our ability to conduct class meetings Individually we bequeath the following Wilma Adams, will my rose-red blush to Dick Tuttle Roy Glen Anglin, Will several beat up Fords to Keith Willis Harold Baker, wlll my K rations to Claude Weikel Esther Clark, will my comprehension of all th1HgS intellectual to Frank Wilson, Bob Evans, will my thick thatch of red hair and my freckles to Mr Mason Frances Fletcher, will my ability to be quiet to nCavemouthn Dieckgraeff Eddy Mac Gilbert, w1ll my all round athletic ability to Glen Salts Nancy Gill rt, will all the headaches of editing a newspaper to nThe Thing Guy Hehe, will Harrisburg to California and Oklahoma Lynn H ton, w1ll my days of sleeping in chemistry class to Leon Willis Ed Jacobs, will part of my muscles to Ramo Sittser Kenny Jones, will my overcrowded datebook to Norman Burges Bob Leabo, w1l1 my secret love life to Ray Bonham Sylvanus Pace, w1ll my rugged aggressiveness lh football to Leonard Smith Don Philllps, w1ll my high slung Jeans to low lung Dave Wray Don Thomas, will my neatly groomed hair to Delton Yada Dated this first day of May one thousand nine hundred and fifty one WITNESSES MJILZ A H Absher tfllls Bessie Tweedt EEE' 'red smith 0555 f ,7 'i Q-ff fl :2::: 7'n To : ' ' , To . : . . . . To - 0 To : . . . . gif I, . . . . I, , . - . . O I, . - . . I, . . . . I, . . Q . . . I, A . . . . I, . . - . . . . I, . .Je 0 - , 4 n. I, A . . D . . . I, HS . . . . . . I, s . . . I, ' S. I, . U o I, . . l . . I, . , . . - . -S . I, Connie Stone, will the disagreeable senior boys to a bunch of crocodiles. I, ' ' . . . . . - 0 . v-- Ayl,ly.r1-.. 0 2 + fsggfg- 'ixlt S S' 2