Harrisburg Central High School - Yearbook (Harrisburg, PA)

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'O NB COMMENCEMENT ARGUS 48 I9 Marie Ammon- ls she progressive or conservative ? Mil Emerick- I don't know. She wears a last ear's hat, drives Y a this year's car, and lives on next year's income. 494949 Change The chairman of the gas company was making a popular address. Think of the good the gas company has done, he cried. lf I were permitted a pun, l would say in the Words of the immortal poet: 'Honor the light brigade' . At this point a consumer jumped up with a shout: Oh, what a charge they made I 69 49 49 Lillian Parker- When I read about the wonders of radio activity, it makes me think. He Qabsent-mindedlyj- Yes, isn't it wonderful what radio can do ? 49 49 49 Why don't you put something in your Window P The window is not empty. I can't see anything. That's a display of invisible hairnets and vanishing cream. 49 49 49 First Buddie- I just passed the ex-Kaiser's home and heard him sing- ing. Second Buddie- What was he singing? F. B.- 'Ain't gonna reign no mo' I' 494949 ' Centrafs Seasons Freshman- A Comedy of Errors. Sophomore- The Tempest. .Iunior- Much Ado About Nothing. Senior- All's Well That Ends Well. l79l

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CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL 49' B+ Junior's Lament No E's do come So E's can't go, But D's go on forever. ' ' 6 6 6 Mrs. Smith- In the early days of England there was an overlord and a vassal. What was the vassal's wife called? SHVC Elizabeth Figner- Vasaline. 6 6 6 junior- I smell cabbage burning. Senior- Then take your head away from that radiator. 666 Ann Silver- Is your kid brother king of the household? Cyn Douglass- No, he's the prince of wailsf' 666 Kay Baker- Marriage is a great institution. Teed Critchfield- So is the penitentiaryf' 666 Now I sit me down to sleepg The lecture's dry, the subject's deepg Give me a punch, for goodness' sake, If he should quit before I wake. 666 Paint Ad-The Modern Girl's Motto: Save the surface and you all. 666 Drama Act I.-Their eyes met. Act II.-Their lips met. Act III.-Their souls met. - Act IV.-Their lawyers inet. l80l

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CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL +48 HO Dode MacDonald- And why do you carry a mandolin, my would- be serenader, if you can play nothing on it ? He- Just to string them along with, my dear! 49 49 49 The main difference between a girl chewing her gum and a cow chew- ing her cud, is that the cow generally looks thoughtful. ffunior .Maids Take Noiicej 49 49 49 Nowadays, early to bed and early to rise makes a girl a back number! 49 49 49 Seniors' faults are manyg Juniors' only two- Everything they say, and- Everythng they do! 494949 Villain CLaughingj-- Ha, ha, you are helplessg the old homestead belongs to me. Hero- And where are the papers? Villain-- At the blacksmith's. Hero- You are having them forged ? Villain- Nay, nay, I am having them filed. 49 49 49 Ma, can I go out to play ? What, with those holes in your stockings ? Naw, with the kids across the street! 49 49 49 In English Bassanio pressed his suit on Portia. 49 49 49 The Lord must love flunkersg he made so many of them. 49 HW E781