Harrisburg Central High School - Yearbook (Harrisburg, PA)

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Dr. Ba.er's Office Boys Several of the following boys will always be found in attendance at the oliice PAULIE FAGER, 'o3. DAVIE FRIEDBERG, 'o3. JOHNNIE BONBRIGHT, 'o5. JESSE RYAN, 'o4.. GEORGIE HARGEST, 'o2, '03, '04, etc. HOWDIE WHITMOYER, log. EDDIE CRUFCHLEY, 'o6. Anrna BELL, 'o6. FREDDIE UNDERWOOD, 'o4. BE CAREFUL If you study oft on Sunday You'll have no harps or wings For you'll never get to Heaven, Where they have those nice things. But then in regions balmy, On the cinder path below, You'll find pleasure in greeting, All the Profs. you used to know. I2I

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Where They Should lio Singers 'to Alto, Ga. Bakers to Cakes, Pa. Jewelers to Gem, Ind. The sleepy to Gap, Pa. Smokers to Weed, Cal. The idle to Rut, Minn. Cranks to Peculiar, Mo. Tramps to Grubtown, Pa. Bankers to Deposit, N. Y. Small men to Bigger, Ind. Widowers to Wfidow, Ala. Brokers to Stockville, Nev. Hunters to Deer Trail, Col. Hucksters to Yellville, Ark. Dead heads to Grafts, O. Old maids to Antiquity, O. Topers to Brandy Station, Va. Drummers to Modest Town, Va. Prohibitionists to Drytown, Cal. Politicians to Buncombe, N. C. Puzzle fiends to Riddleville, Ga. Political orators to Stumptown, Pa. The gum brigade to Chewtown, Pa. New married couples to Bliss, Mich. Teachers to -l ! ! ! ! ! l! I2O

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In Memoriam HESE verses are in memoriam . Of Mr. Harry Stroh. He belonged to the Class of 1905 - ' Many months ago. Harry Was a jovial youth, So innocent in looks. But looks are so deceiving 'Tis the way with many crooks. When e'er the teacher turned his back Harry made the pupils laugh. But when the teacher turned again, He looked as meek as any calf. Now, Harry, when you go above, fOr, if you go belowj, You'll have to account for many a sin, You slandered people so. Oh! Harry, we did love you so, We wish you would come back. But things don't always happen The way we wish. Alack ! ! ! ! ! I22