Harrisburg Central High School - Yearbook (Harrisburg, PA)

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Where They Should lio Singers 'to Alto, Ga. Bakers to Cakes, Pa. Jewelers to Gem, Ind. The sleepy to Gap, Pa. Smokers to Weed, Cal. The idle to Rut, Minn. Cranks to Peculiar, Mo. Tramps to Grubtown, Pa. Bankers to Deposit, N. Y. Small men to Bigger, Ind. Widowers to Wfidow, Ala. Brokers to Stockville, Nev. Hunters to Deer Trail, Col. Hucksters to Yellville, Ark. Dead heads to Grafts, O. Old maids to Antiquity, O. Topers to Brandy Station, Va. Drummers to Modest Town, Va. Prohibitionists to Drytown, Cal. Politicians to Buncombe, N. C. Puzzle fiends to Riddleville, Ga. Political orators to Stumptown, Pa. The gum brigade to Chewtown, Pa. New married couples to Bliss, Mich. Teachers to -l ! ! ! ! ! l! I2O

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Pierced by Cupid's Darts Norma Barker, '04, and Emil Stuntz, '05. Carrie Goldsmith, ,O3, and Tom Cook, '04. Ruth Chubbuck, '04, and Robert Meckley, '04. Marietta Miller, '03, and Meredith Myers, '06, Jennie Deibler, '06, and jesse Ryan, '04. Anna Smallwood, '05, and Kirby Lawson, '06 Luther Heyd, '05, and Eve Sparrow, '05. Helen Robertson, '04, and Andy Black C?l. Gertrude Snavely, '03, and Fred Parkhll, '01. Margaret Reutter, '04, and Howard NVhitmoyer, '03. Rebecca McKee, '05, and YVill Long, 'o6. X Q5 John F. Kerper, '03, and Helen Kalbfus, '03. Helen MacFarland, ,O3, and Russel Arnold, '03, Esther Hoffman, '06, and I. Raymond Koons, '03 Elbridge Cowden, '03, and Martha Adams, '04, Claire Saltsman, '06, and Paul Machen, '03, Louise Kerper, '05, and Tom Kelker, '05. Katheryne First, '03, and VValton Pollock, '02, Florence V. Snyder, '03, and Clement C. Swain ? Bessie Hubley, '04, and Albert Hirschler, '03, Pearl Goldsmith, '03, and Herman Tausig UD. Margaret Pomeroy, '03, and Gilbert M. Oves, '02

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Dr. Ba.er's Office Boys Several of the following boys will always be found in attendance at the oliice PAULIE FAGER, 'o3. DAVIE FRIEDBERG, 'o3. JOHNNIE BONBRIGHT, 'o5. JESSE RYAN, 'o4.. GEORGIE HARGEST, 'o2, '03, '04, etc. HOWDIE WHITMOYER, log. EDDIE CRUFCHLEY, 'o6. Anrna BELL, 'o6. FREDDIE UNDERWOOD, 'o4. BE CAREFUL If you study oft on Sunday You'll have no harps or wings For you'll never get to Heaven, Where they have those nice things. But then in regions balmy, On the cinder path below, You'll find pleasure in greeting, All the Profs. you used to know. I2I