Harrisburg Central High School - Yearbook (Harrisburg, PA)

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Pierced by Cupid's Darts Norma Barker, '04, and Emil Stuntz, '05. Carrie Goldsmith, ,O3, and Tom Cook, '04. Ruth Chubbuck, '04, and Robert Meckley, '04. Marietta Miller, '03, and Meredith Myers, '06, Jennie Deibler, '06, and jesse Ryan, '04. Anna Smallwood, '05, and Kirby Lawson, '06 Luther Heyd, '05, and Eve Sparrow, '05. Helen Robertson, '04, and Andy Black C?l. Gertrude Snavely, '03, and Fred Parkhll, '01. Margaret Reutter, '04, and Howard NVhitmoyer, '03. Rebecca McKee, '05, and YVill Long, 'o6. X Q5 John F. Kerper, '03, and Helen Kalbfus, '03. Helen MacFarland, ,O3, and Russel Arnold, '03, Esther Hoffman, '06, and I. Raymond Koons, '03 Elbridge Cowden, '03, and Martha Adams, '04, Claire Saltsman, '06, and Paul Machen, '03, Louise Kerper, '05, and Tom Kelker, '05. Katheryne First, '03, and VValton Pollock, '02, Florence V. Snyder, '03, and Clement C. Swain ? Bessie Hubley, '04, and Albert Hirschler, '03, Pearl Goldsmith, '03, and Herman Tausig UD. Margaret Pomeroy, '03, and Gilbert M. Oves, '02

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Claire Kr1ouse's Soliloquy ' H! dear I have so many beaux I don't know what to dog I believe I'll pack them in a box 2 rms: - And send them to the Zoo. I'll tell you now, my reason why They're such an awful bother, But then I don't object to them As much as does my father. You see they all get jealousg Oh! they will come to grief. But some are slow, so let them go, T'would give me great relief. My father says, says he to me, Those boys make too much fuss. I said to ma, the other day, I'd soon commence to cuss. Now, papa's final order is I can't have more than two, Eight, at least, I've always hadg Oh! Oh! VVhat shall I do? IIS

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Where They Should lio Singers 'to Alto, Ga. Bakers to Cakes, Pa. Jewelers to Gem, Ind. The sleepy to Gap, Pa. Smokers to Weed, Cal. The idle to Rut, Minn. Cranks to Peculiar, Mo. Tramps to Grubtown, Pa. Bankers to Deposit, N. Y. Small men to Bigger, Ind. Widowers to Wfidow, Ala. Brokers to Stockville, Nev. Hunters to Deer Trail, Col. Hucksters to Yellville, Ark. Dead heads to Grafts, O. Old maids to Antiquity, O. Topers to Brandy Station, Va. Drummers to Modest Town, Va. Prohibitionists to Drytown, Cal. Politicians to Buncombe, N. C. Puzzle fiends to Riddleville, Ga. Political orators to Stumptown, Pa. The gum brigade to Chewtown, Pa. New married couples to Bliss, Mich. Teachers to -l ! ! ! ! ! l! I2O