Harrisburg Central High School - Yearbook (Harrisburg, PA)

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Claire Kr1ouse's Soliloquy ' H! dear I have so many beaux I don't know what to dog I believe I'll pack them in a box 2 rms: - And send them to the Zoo. I'll tell you now, my reason why They're such an awful bother, But then I don't object to them As much as does my father. You see they all get jealousg Oh! they will come to grief. But some are slow, so let them go, T'would give me great relief. My father says, says he to me, Those boys make too much fuss. I said to ma, the other day, I'd soon commence to cuss. Now, papa's final order is I can't have more than two, Eight, at least, I've always hadg Oh! Oh! VVhat shall I do? IIS

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Faculty's Ten Commandments I. Thou shalt not swear before me the wanted to swear Hrstj .-Pnorrzsson SWAIN. II. Thou shalt not excite thyself before thy pupils.-PRo- Fizssoiz CLOUD. III. Thou shalt not smile.-MISS ORFH. IV. Thou shalt not crack jOkCS.-PROFESSOR MEIXEL. V. Thou shalt love thy pony as thyself.-PROFESSOR NEITZ. VI. Remember examination day and make it easy.-MISS MCNIFF. VII. Thou shalt watch thy children in examinations as a cat does a IHOLlSC.1D0CTOR FAGER. VIII. Thou shalt credit no man with more than he deserves. -Miss EVANS. IX. Thou shalt speak in a low voice.--Miss HERRING. X. Thou shalt not bear false ,witness against thy pupils.- PRoFEssoR MCCALL. 1 1 7

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Pierced by Cupid's Darts Norma Barker, '04, and Emil Stuntz, '05. Carrie Goldsmith, ,O3, and Tom Cook, '04. Ruth Chubbuck, '04, and Robert Meckley, '04. Marietta Miller, '03, and Meredith Myers, '06, Jennie Deibler, '06, and jesse Ryan, '04. Anna Smallwood, '05, and Kirby Lawson, '06 Luther Heyd, '05, and Eve Sparrow, '05. Helen Robertson, '04, and Andy Black C?l. Gertrude Snavely, '03, and Fred Parkhll, '01. Margaret Reutter, '04, and Howard NVhitmoyer, '03. Rebecca McKee, '05, and YVill Long, 'o6. X Q5 John F. Kerper, '03, and Helen Kalbfus, '03. Helen MacFarland, ,O3, and Russel Arnold, '03, Esther Hoffman, '06, and I. Raymond Koons, '03 Elbridge Cowden, '03, and Martha Adams, '04, Claire Saltsman, '06, and Paul Machen, '03, Louise Kerper, '05, and Tom Kelker, '05. Katheryne First, '03, and VValton Pollock, '02, Florence V. Snyder, '03, and Clement C. Swain ? Bessie Hubley, '04, and Albert Hirschler, '03, Pearl Goldsmith, '03, and Herman Tausig UD. Margaret Pomeroy, '03, and Gilbert M. Oves, '02