Harrisburg Central High School - Yearbook (Harrisburg, PA)

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Faculty's Ten Commandments I. Thou shalt not swear before me the wanted to swear Hrstj .-Pnorrzsson SWAIN. II. Thou shalt not excite thyself before thy pupils.-PRo- Fizssoiz CLOUD. III. Thou shalt not smile.-MISS ORFH. IV. Thou shalt not crack jOkCS.-PROFESSOR MEIXEL. V. Thou shalt love thy pony as thyself.-PROFESSOR NEITZ. VI. Remember examination day and make it easy.-MISS MCNIFF. VII. Thou shalt watch thy children in examinations as a cat does a IHOLlSC.1D0CTOR FAGER. VIII. Thou shalt credit no man with more than he deserves. -Miss EVANS. IX. Thou shalt speak in a low voice.--Miss HERRING. X. Thou shalt not bear false ,witness against thy pupils.- PRoFEssoR MCCALL. 1 1 7

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KELKER: Although he is a little lad, He chins and chins to beat the band. NEALE: Hark whence comes that noise, 'Tis only Harry, don't mind him, boys. OYSTER.-Loud like a drum because of its emptiness. BONBRIGHT: I am monarch of all I survey, My right there is none to dispute. MOSEY.-But I am fond of the boys, I really am. FRAIM.-Incessant talking is one of the most pardonable errors. ANGILL.- Thy sins are not accidental, but a trade. 1906 ARTHUR BEI.L.-i'GOlly, ain't I wicked. H NELLIE HooPEs.- As merry as the day is long. KATHERINE HEIKES.-ilADd still her tongue ran on. MAY WALZER.-iiThC glass of fashion and the mold of form. BESS MILLER.-'IA happy soul devoid of care. JOHN KELLER: The sweetest hours that ere I spend, Are spent among the lasses-O! BEss FAGER.-tiWOffh winning. H. H. S. CAVALRY.-400 horses in high stable fed, Stood ready, shining, all and smoothly dressed. H. H. S. ORAToRs: My blood ran back, My shaking knees against each other knocked. n NIGHT BEFORE EXAMS.: O weary night, O long and tedious night. CHOIR: To listen daily to the chapel choir, Is worse than a thousand years of Ere. CHARLES CRAVVFORD.1A beau is one who arranges his curled locks gracefully. WILLIAM LONG.- The ladies call him sweet. Ross HAMSHER: A little man, yet I trow, That little man can raise a rowf' THE All the course of my life, as you do show, are not in the role of common men. MISS WVORMLEY.-YVOHICH will love her, because she is More worth than any man, men because She is the rarest of women. DR. SHIMMEL.-Never was there a man of his degree, So much esteemed and well beloved as he. MR. FAI-INESTOCK.-He is a scholar and a ripe good one. MISS ORTH.-Her whole heart's welcome is in her smile. FRGUL-TY II6 MR. HENCHEN.-He is a cleep, occult philosopher. MR. MEIXEL.-Rare compound of oddity, wisdom and fun, Vifho recognized learning-rejoiced in a pun. MISS EVANS.-Experience joined to common sense, 'To mankindis a providence. DR. BAER.-A great man is made up of qualities that meet or make great occasions. MISS MCNIFF.-Many days shall see her and yet no day without a deed to crown it.

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Claire Kr1ouse's Soliloquy ' H! dear I have so many beaux I don't know what to dog I believe I'll pack them in a box 2 rms: - And send them to the Zoo. I'll tell you now, my reason why They're such an awful bother, But then I don't object to them As much as does my father. You see they all get jealousg Oh! they will come to grief. But some are slow, so let them go, T'would give me great relief. My father says, says he to me, Those boys make too much fuss. I said to ma, the other day, I'd soon commence to cuss. Now, papa's final order is I can't have more than two, Eight, at least, I've always hadg Oh! Oh! VVhat shall I do? IIS