Harris Elmore High School - Helm Yearbook (Elmore, OH)

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CAM We, the Senior Class of 1953, being young and cheerful, and having a sound mind and body, do make, publish, and de- clare this our last will and testament, here- by revoking and making null and void all other wills and promises whether written or oral, made by us in the past. Article I: To our Royal Faculty, we here- by bequeath our good behavior and awarness of the bells. Article II: To the Junior Class, we hereby bequeath the thrills and fun we had through- out our senior year. Article III: To the Sophomore Class, we hereby bequeath the work and fun of the Junior-Senior Prom. Article IV: To the Freshman Class, we hereby bequeath the Royal Faculty, hoping they appreciate you as much as they did us. Article V: I, Ray Avers, hereby bequeath my job at the Red 8: White to Merle Haar. I, Peggy Beck, hereby bequeeth my gift of gab to Merle Kardatzke. I, Don Bittner, hereby bequeath my ability to play basketball to David Orman. I, Marilyn Bloom, hereby bequeath my ability to cook and sew to Willard Sarnes. I, Richard Bolander, hereby bequeath a lock of my curly black hair to the junior girls. I, Fred Boss, hereby bequeath my ability to make bright remarks in class to Jim Lauer. I, Frank Bowman, hereby bequeath my panel discussions in American Government Class to Bill Ohl, knowing he will enjoy them as much as I did. I, Natalie Budd, hereby bequeath my Pep- sodent Smile to Dolores Damschroder. I, Keith Damschroder, hereby bequeath my butch haircut to Judy Wendt. I, Kent Damschroder, hereby bequeath my trip to Boy's State to Jeanette Myers, hop- ing she will have as much fun as I did. I, Laura Lee Deacon, hereby bequeath my driving ability to Nelson Avers and Paul Neeb. I, Lillian Draper, hereby bequeath my graceful walk to Sue Crozier. I, Carolyn Druckenmiller, hereby bequeath my appreciation of Woodville to Joan Marsh and Joanne Roepke. I, Carolyn Flick, hereby bequeath my height to Richard Kardatzke. I, Richard Flick, hereby bequeath my art- istic ability to Leslie Willey. I, Russell Giesler, hereby bequeath my quietness to Kay Sampson. I, Alan Guth, hereby bequeath my gum- chewing technique to Janice Damschroder. I, Mary Lou Hasselkus, hereby bequeath 'IM my ability to play the piano to Dick Man- zeck. I, Marilyn Hein, hereby bequeath my exub- erant giggle to John Wood. I, Lois Hellwig, hereby bequeath my col- lection of A's to Morton Harder. I, Helen Horak, hereby bequeath my con- scientious studying to Rachel Yeasting. I, Joyce Kimberlin, hereby bequeath my freckles to Vernon Opfer. I, Eugene Kontak, hereby bequeath my love for convertibles to Frederic Avers. I, Lauren Kroeger, hereby bequeath my personality and good disposition to Warren Weidner. I, Joyce Kuhlman, hereby bequeath my ability to play noon basketball to Peggy Kroos and Don Witt. I, Leland Linker, hereby bequeath my title of Rip Van Winkle to Kenny Smith, hoping he gets as much sleep as I did. I, Lauren Milbrodt, hereby bequeath the possession of my money bags to Clayton Lemke. I, Arnold Misgasky, hereby bequeath my way with the women to Jerry Haar and Peter Schwemberger, hoping they are as successful as I was. I, James Orman, hereby bequeath my knows-all tell-nothing manner to Norm Semrock. I, Gaylon Overmyer, hereby bequeath my talking ability to Ann Bittner. I, Roger Overmyer, hereby bequeath my ability to lead the band to Larry Slates. I, Lyle Peters, hereby bequeath my typing ability to Margie Chio and LaVerne Beh- ring. I, Fred Porath, hereby bequeath my love for school to Dick Deacon. I, Elaine Schlievert, hereby bequeath my bottle of peroxide to Marilyn Hetrick. I, Joyce Schroeder, hereby bequeath my ability to play the piccolo to Dick Dolph. I, Carol Sondergeld, hereby bequeath my natural curly hair to Sue Giesler, I, Carol Summers, hereby bequeath my way with men to Carolyn Sampson. I, Wayne Wheatley, hereby bequeath my collection of tardy slips to Carol Dam- schroder and Lois Magsig. I, Barbara Widman, hereby bequeath my collection of class rings to Madelyn Haar and Elaine Kardatzke. In witness whereof we have hereunto sub scribed ourname and affixed our seal this twenty-eighth day of May in the year of our Lord, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. Undersigned: The Class of 1953 Alan Guth, President 19

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CL... After having left our alma mater after Graduation we return in 1973 to see the fortunes of our classmates. As we ap- proach Elmore we See the rising of a tele- vision station. In the front office WAYNE WHEATLEY is attending to his executive duties. In StudioA ROGER OVERMYER is rehearsing Medulla Oblongata for his debut with the Metroploitan Opera Corn- pany. In Studio B LAUREN KROEGER is practicing his juggling and tumbling act. One of his featured tricks is to stand on an upright toothpick upside down. These tooth- picks are made by the famous ARNOLD ALEXANDER MISGASKY, JR. Toothpick Company, Incorporated. As we approach an auto raceway, we see an exciting race in progress. In the lead is the world's No. 1 auto racer, HELEN HORAK, who is getting a run for her money. We see a huge Cadillac con- vertible with the great playboy, DICK BOLANDER, cruisingvldxown the street. His name appears in RILYN HEIN' S gossip column almost every day. Marilyn's column appears in newspapers all over the world. LAUREN MILBRODT has recently returned from a world tour where he has appeared on exhibition. Lauren has smashed every known swimming record and has a houseful of trophies and awards. BARBARA WIDMAN has taken the country by storm having defeated all her opponents in the wrestlin ring. CAROLYN FLICK has acquired much wealth by pro- viding Barbarafs survivors with false teeth. LYLE PETERS has won the Pulitzer Prize for his picture of ten bathing beauties. The most unusual thing about his picture is that the girls are actually in the water. A huge crowd has gathered at the local airport to greet FERD PORATH. He is just returning from the first trip ever made to the moon. In a. nearby Coliseum, FRED BOSS, the world's greatest judge of beef steer, is picking another winner. The grand champion, Grand Duke of HEHS, is owned by the largest raiser of beef cattle in the world FRANK BOWMAN. Secret Agent, JIM ORMAN, has tracked down his one millionth criminal. Jim's efficiency has created a problem of finding a place to put them all. CAROL SONDERGELD has built up the Elmore Tribune into America's No. 1 daily, having a circulation of 100 million. DICK FLICK has made use of his great basketball talent to become player-coach of the Elmore Bockernicker's who have com- piled a record of 500 victories and 1 de- eat. On the side, Dick runs a body and fender shop. CAROL SUMMERS has had continued success with her orchestra play- ' ing at such celebrated spots as the London Paladium and the Roxy. RUSSELL GIESLER has been promoted to Admiral and is now commanding the joint fleets of the United l'0l0 QC? Nations. PEGGY BECK, with her dummy Charlie Mahoney, has taken over the top television spot on Sunday night.Elmorev's contribution to American statesman is ' Vice-President KENT DAMSCHRODER, who has added a keen sharpness to Wash- ington. RAY AVERS, LELAND LINKER, and CAROLYN DRUCKENMILLER are the owners of a modern Red and White Super- market. Every night after closing time, a Brink armored truck hauls profits to the bank. EUGENE KONTAK has hit peak production of his Kontak Kars which makes only convertibles. These cars feature an automatic wolf whistle. NAT- ALIE BUDD, player in the Broadway play North Atlantic has 10 years to go on her contract. ALAN GUTH has returned to his digging. Alan is trying to find a new route to China. JOYCE KUHLMAN has become President of the General Kuhlman Electric Company which has in its production a hot- plate which does anything from frying eggs to freezing ice cubes. The daring feats of JOYCE SCI-IROQEDER are a top attraction throughout the world. One of her acts is to walk backwards across a string 100 feet in the air. JOYCE KIMBERLIN is now.presi- dent of the Kim Kandy Korporation . Her new varieties of candy have become very popular, especially the peppermint stick with the wintergreen flavor. LOIS HELLWIG has recently written another book to add to her collection. Why Do Today What You Can Do Tomorrow or Just Plain Lazy has reached the billion mark in sales. GAY- LON OVERMYER has developed a new chicken to add to his 1, 000 acre ranch. It lays two-tone eggs with any color combin- ation. MARY LOU HASSELKUS has re- cently taken over as State Supervisor of Schools. One of her achievements has been the perfect attendance of pupils throughout the State. LAURA LEE DEACON and LILLIAN DRAPER have founded the Dee- Dee's Exterminating Company. They have done their part in c eaning up our country. DON BITTNER is called the second Andrew Carnegie because of the billions he has made on the chlorophyll dogl biscuits. These biscuits are just fine for t e husband who is in the doghouse because of bad breath. ELAINE SCHLIEVERT has a complete stock of any antique that can be found. If not, she will get it one way or the other. The Damschroder Sales and Service is selling cars at the rate of 100 per week. Krafty Keith sells anything from a Cros- ley to a Rolls Royce. MARILYN BLOOM has recently in- stalled her new burglar alarm in one of her branch banks. When the alarm is set off, it automatically throws rotten eggs at the burglar. This makes it easier for the police to follow his tracks. The Class of 1953 has certainly made its mark in the world. 18

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f 0 LEFT TO RIGHT: Secretary, Judy Wendtg Vice-President, John Woodg President, Norman Sernrockg Treasurer, Larry Slares, Fredric Avers Carol Da mschroder Ma delyn Haar 9 '45 Abi ,JA A -fir J 1 N. ai. x fm Nelson Avers Janice Damschroder g if 'see ? , E V!V.,? 2 Merle Haar Je if sul -pm.. W4 ,eisigr Xi A .f La Verne Behring Richard Deacon X ,N-Jeri -fy K' , nf 3 K 15, Marilyn Herrick 20 X-7, rf I 5 ll A fr ll,l'lL0l' C6155 Juniors of Harris-Elmore High School began the school year of 1952.-53 with a class meeting and elected Norm Semrock, Presidentg John Wood, Vice-Presidentg Larry Slates, T1-easurerg and Judith Wendt, Secretary. In November 4-Q , 'K Af .J .5 -' V 7 J 1' Ann Margie Sue Bittner Chio Crozier I 1 q J ,.f-fx 'Tj 'fhr ' Q35 lil M W if f A -J ' if J 'fi Y? Richard Sue Jerry Dolph Giesler Haar 1 no -1 'll i n K E 1 1 P' O Merl Richard Peggy Kardatzke Kardatzke Kroos ,, ,,,......l.-