Harris Elmore High School - Helm Yearbook (Elmore, OH)

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Olflflgelf' QCll :5 ,xx Laura Lee Deacon-- Come and Gaylon Overmyer-- Take me out to the Play with me... L2 bal1game. 191 u V i Kent Damschroder-- Ah, Helen Horak,-.,Feeding Keith Damschroder- this grass is good. the Chickens .. In my Sunday best. ,f--of ' A K. Joyce Kimberlin-- I'm a big girl now, fi'-,X 1 f va' y . lb Carol Sondergeld-- What'd you say? Lauren Milbrodt-- Goin' my way? Arnold Misga sky --Getting up comfortable. in the world if 069' Joyce Kuhlman- - Ho-Ho. ura Kroegev' Tms ls 11 e Dick Flick-- Diggin' for gold. Marilyn Bloom-- Glamour Girl. Russell Gi esler- - Rockin horse blues. Lyle Peters-- My transportation facilities. Alan Guth-- I'm . L47 Barbara Wrdman- - Where's the rest of me?

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convertible. Roger Overmyer-- Look Ma, one hand. Natalie Budd f -- Is this okay? Carolyn Flick-- Don't be so mean, Lois Hellwig-- l'll sit Eugene Kontak-- I saw a big, shiny red here H is fun' H 0lfU'L9QI 861 P6 -K its , 1 Q' ' ggi lki :FK ' 'Q s Y g , , s 5 E. , at Q I fi fa' W -at ,-. p gff Wayne Wheatley- - This -Q-an-a Peggy Beck- - How's this? Leland Linker-- I want to go for a ride. Ray Avers-- S1ngrn' in the Tub, --.1 W Elaine Schlievert-- Let's play house. Don Bittner-- What's goin' on? Lillian Draper-- Taste Good? Richard Bo1ander-- Nobody loves me. ., .. ,313 wigs 1' gan-:IEE 3 ln. is if 5 Wie Carolyn Drucken- miller-- I don't Mary Lou r Hasselkus-- I'm sorry. want to go. 1 6 I , . I oyce Ann Schroeder-- Sittin' Pretty, Ferd Porath- - Thirsty ? Just Whistle! Marilyn Hein-- Far mer's Daughter, Carol Summers-- Playin' Stoop Tag? WF

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CL... After having left our alma mater after Graduation we return in 1973 to see the fortunes of our classmates. As we ap- proach Elmore we See the rising of a tele- vision station. In the front office WAYNE WHEATLEY is attending to his executive duties. In StudioA ROGER OVERMYER is rehearsing Medulla Oblongata for his debut with the Metroploitan Opera Corn- pany. In Studio B LAUREN KROEGER is practicing his juggling and tumbling act. One of his featured tricks is to stand on an upright toothpick upside down. These tooth- picks are made by the famous ARNOLD ALEXANDER MISGASKY, JR. Toothpick Company, Incorporated. As we approach an auto raceway, we see an exciting race in progress. In the lead is the world's No. 1 auto racer, HELEN HORAK, who is getting a run for her money. We see a huge Cadillac con- vertible with the great playboy, DICK BOLANDER, cruisingvldxown the street. His name appears in RILYN HEIN' S gossip column almost every day. Marilyn's column appears in newspapers all over the world. LAUREN MILBRODT has recently returned from a world tour where he has appeared on exhibition. Lauren has smashed every known swimming record and has a houseful of trophies and awards. BARBARA WIDMAN has taken the country by storm having defeated all her opponents in the wrestlin ring. CAROLYN FLICK has acquired much wealth by pro- viding Barbarafs survivors with false teeth. LYLE PETERS has won the Pulitzer Prize for his picture of ten bathing beauties. The most unusual thing about his picture is that the girls are actually in the water. A huge crowd has gathered at the local airport to greet FERD PORATH. He is just returning from the first trip ever made to the moon. In a. nearby Coliseum, FRED BOSS, the world's greatest judge of beef steer, is picking another winner. The grand champion, Grand Duke of HEHS, is owned by the largest raiser of beef cattle in the world FRANK BOWMAN. Secret Agent, JIM ORMAN, has tracked down his one millionth criminal. Jim's efficiency has created a problem of finding a place to put them all. CAROL SONDERGELD has built up the Elmore Tribune into America's No. 1 daily, having a circulation of 100 million. DICK FLICK has made use of his great basketball talent to become player-coach of the Elmore Bockernicker's who have com- piled a record of 500 victories and 1 de- eat. On the side, Dick runs a body and fender shop. CAROL SUMMERS has had continued success with her orchestra play- ' ing at such celebrated spots as the London Paladium and the Roxy. RUSSELL GIESLER has been promoted to Admiral and is now commanding the joint fleets of the United l'0l0 QC? Nations. PEGGY BECK, with her dummy Charlie Mahoney, has taken over the top television spot on Sunday night.Elmorev's contribution to American statesman is ' Vice-President KENT DAMSCHRODER, who has added a keen sharpness to Wash- ington. RAY AVERS, LELAND LINKER, and CAROLYN DRUCKENMILLER are the owners of a modern Red and White Super- market. Every night after closing time, a Brink armored truck hauls profits to the bank. EUGENE KONTAK has hit peak production of his Kontak Kars which makes only convertibles. These cars feature an automatic wolf whistle. NAT- ALIE BUDD, player in the Broadway play North Atlantic has 10 years to go on her contract. ALAN GUTH has returned to his digging. Alan is trying to find a new route to China. JOYCE KUHLMAN has become President of the General Kuhlman Electric Company which has in its production a hot- plate which does anything from frying eggs to freezing ice cubes. The daring feats of JOYCE SCI-IROQEDER are a top attraction throughout the world. One of her acts is to walk backwards across a string 100 feet in the air. JOYCE KIMBERLIN is now.presi- dent of the Kim Kandy Korporation . Her new varieties of candy have become very popular, especially the peppermint stick with the wintergreen flavor. LOIS HELLWIG has recently written another book to add to her collection. Why Do Today What You Can Do Tomorrow or Just Plain Lazy has reached the billion mark in sales. GAY- LON OVERMYER has developed a new chicken to add to his 1, 000 acre ranch. It lays two-tone eggs with any color combin- ation. MARY LOU HASSELKUS has re- cently taken over as State Supervisor of Schools. One of her achievements has been the perfect attendance of pupils throughout the State. LAURA LEE DEACON and LILLIAN DRAPER have founded the Dee- Dee's Exterminating Company. They have done their part in c eaning up our country. DON BITTNER is called the second Andrew Carnegie because of the billions he has made on the chlorophyll dogl biscuits. These biscuits are just fine for t e husband who is in the doghouse because of bad breath. ELAINE SCHLIEVERT has a complete stock of any antique that can be found. If not, she will get it one way or the other. The Damschroder Sales and Service is selling cars at the rate of 100 per week. Krafty Keith sells anything from a Cros- ley to a Rolls Royce. MARILYN BLOOM has recently in- stalled her new burglar alarm in one of her branch banks. When the alarm is set off, it automatically throws rotten eggs at the burglar. This makes it easier for the police to follow his tracks. The Class of 1953 has certainly made its mark in the world. 18