Harris Elmore High School - Helm Yearbook (Elmore, OH)

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were only dummies. The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to People Who Can't Help Giggling met last Friday afternoon at the home of Mrs. Steve Kozak Knee Florence Murrayj, the founder and president of the club for the last 10 years. Many subjects were giggled about. Jerry Hetrick, former Arthur Godfrey Talent Star, can now be heard on his own radio program every Friday evening over station WELM. Jerry has won the hearts of all the teen-agers with his beautiful voice. He is often referred to as the second Bing Crosby of the century. Donald Draper, well known localhorse- man, has just been offered a contract by M-G-M. Having signed his contract, he will begin his duties as head trainer and, horseman of the M-G-M Dude Ranch in Dead Gulch, California. The latest discovery at Ohio State University, ground stringbean fodder for cattle, is credited to the head of the Agriculture College, Professor Gerald C. Beck. The Elite Secretarial SCTIOO1, establish' ed in Oak Harbor ten years ago by Alma Jean Hetrick,is doing a flourishing business, The girls turned out by this schoolare noted for their lap-sitting technique. Bruce Gregory has arrived at the top of the ladder of success, replacing William Bendix in the movie role of Chester Riley, in the Life of Riley. I am now on a beautiful, well-kept farm in Iowa. This is the home of Margaret Bukas and her family. We see Margaret coming out of the house with a very popular mag- azine under her arm. Why, what makes her stare so? We see now, there is a large picture of Irene Flick on the cover. She is the capable editor of this famous magazine. Jane Thier and Suzanne Avers have just moved into their new hospital, better RHOWH as Agony Hall, in Painesville, Ohio. This hospital was constructed by Joan Lohr, who is a great Hollywood architect. Perry Mason, famous retired lawyer, has turned all his cases over to Elmore'sprom- inent lawyer, Paul Muenzer, who is very capable of handling the job. Ina Mae Lamale has risen to great fame 20 as head elevator operator in the Empire State Building. Nancy Zolman can now be seen under the big top, as she has risen to stardom with her spectacular, miraculous aerial stunts with the Ringling Brothers Circus. Her most dangerous stunt is diving 500 feet without a net and being caught by a baby gorilla. Rita Wendt has erected a palatial man- sionwith the profits from her new discovery. Wendt's Noiseless, Non-sticking, Unbreak- able Bubble Gum. The Tidee Didee Laundry Company, es- tablished, owned, and operated by Larry Detzel, former football star, has announced a new service-- Teaching new parents how to attach tidee didees. Those two beautiful, modern farms ad- joining each other belong to two classmates, John Luckey and James Croll. These two men take prizes every year at the Luckey-Croll Fair, with their excellent, well-bred guinea pigs. Calvin Giesler, noted midget auto racer, won the Indianapolis Speedway Classic last week, with a speed of 500 mph. Robert Sondergeld, owner of the Sonder- geld Sunny Dog Kennels, has just published a statement that he has breeded a new type of bulldog, that is neither mean nor ugly, but has a baby face, and is kind and gentle. Weihrouch Bros. Strawberry-Peach Cough Drops are now on the market. Dale and LaVonne worked years to perfect them. A new recreation center has been open- ed in Hessville by Roland Wheatley. It will contain 100 bowling alleys, pool room, swimming pool, table tennis, and a basket- ball floor. At their annual meeting next week, the Willett Nature Trails Club will display their hobbies in the Elmore Museum. Among the possessions shown by Gaillard W-illett will be his famous baby elephant, Pinky, his famous skunk, Stinky , and his famous raccloon, Blinky. As the picture fades away in my crystal ball, Icome to the conclusion that this class has applied its twelve years of knowledge very well, and I am quite sure this class will be one of the most successful to grad- uate from Elmore High.

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Alma Hetrick: My cooking skill to Ruth Thomas. Jerry Hetrick: My bright shirts to Galen Rothert. Kathryn Kuhlman: My driving ability to Gail Hein. Ina Mae Lamale: My sewing skill to Phyllis Crozier. Joan Lohr: My exuberant giggle to Bridget Ellis. James Lowry: A lock of my hair to the junior girls. John Luckey: My collection of absence and tardy slips to Loisanne Baster. Paul Muenzer: My height to Louie Neeb. Florence Murray: My love for school to Loren Nowak. Douglass Sloan: All equation problems to Elaine Semrock. Robert Sondergeld: My best joke to Kenneth Kontak. Jane Thier: My assortment of Romeos to Frances Heineman and Audry Rader. Dale Weihrouch: My name Red to Larry Kontak. LaVonne Weihrouch: My willingness to work to Robert Zipfel. Rita Wendt: My gum-chewing technique to Betty Shaffer. Roy Wendt: My Levis to Nancy Beck. Roland Wheatley: My position as basketball manager to Bill Crozier. Gaillard Willett: Myjeep to Mary Nowak and ELIHEH As the graduating class of 1950 enters the future, I, Elmer, the bulldog, with my crystal ball, am looking Z0 years ahead in- to the lives of the graduates. To my amaze- mentl see that everyone has been very successful in his own ambition. As I look into their lives I see that Roy Wendt has finally established his own Kroger store in the Mohawk Valley in the State of Washington. He has been having excellent trade with the Indians as well as the bears. Isee that Kathryn Kuhlman has taken up a career of music. She will use her Metropolitan Opera voice to win the hearts of many Elmore people when she makes her debut in Louis Jeremy's Opera House. Among her selections will be Somebody's Unfinished Symphony. Well, well, I see Ray Zunk hasfinally Donna Kontak. Nancy Zolman: My dark hair to Verna Klingbiel. Ray Zunk: My big, broad shoulders to Marilyn Guth. To Mr. Hetrick: A new School building full of model students. To Mrs. Kontak: A co-operative senior class that can hear bells. To Miss Wendt: A shorthand class that adores dictation. To Mrs. Coleman: a government class that gets its work done on time. To Mrs. Damschroder: A home economics class that does not want to make fudge all the time. To Mr. Powell: A chemistry class without explosions. To Mr. Ackerman: Better pest hunters. To Miss Heiing: Math students that know the answers. To Mr. Smith: Teams that will be Sandusky Bay Conference champions. To Mr. Huffman: A marching band that can keep in step. To Miss Wilcox: A senior literature class that loves poetry. To Mr. Eldredge: A typing table that does not shrink or disappear. In witness whereof we have hereunto affixed our name this twenty-sixth day of May in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and fifty. UNDERSIGNED: Class of 1950 Paul Muenzer,president taken over the position of twenty-first Vice-President of the Snapless Garter Company of Stretchville, Utah. He has been working for this position for the past Z0 years. In Madison Square Gardens last Friday night, Jim Lowry, former lightweight champion of the world, knocked out Ezzard Charles in 45 seconds flat of the first round. Charles more than met his match in this bout and will soon retire, as Lowry will continue in his footsteps. I see that Douglass Sloanha's founded a Lonely Hearts Club in Elmore, with slogan: If you're young and gay with life, come in and get yourself a wife. Last night burglars broke into the Carol Jean Frocks Dress Shop and got away with many beautiful dresses, as well as twelve gorgeous women, Don't be alarmed--they

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SEATEDg JANE THIER, Miss wlLcox, JOAN LOHR, Miss WENDT, KATHYRN KUHLMAN. STANDING: RAY ZUNK, DALE WEIHROUCH, PAUL MUENZER, LARRY DETZEL, JERRY HETRICK, ROY WENDT. HEHH STHFF EDITOR ........ . . . .Toan Lohr PRODUCTION MANAGER . . . .Kathyrn Kuhlman BUSINESS MANAGER . . . . . Roy Wendt ART .................... .Terry Hetrick, Jane Thier, Margaret Bukas, Ray Zunk ADVERTISING MANAGER ....... Paul Muenzer PHOTOGRAPHERS .... Larry Detzel, Dale Weihrouch SPORTS ................... . .Tim Croll, Douglass Sloan, Jerry Beck, Calvin Giesler SENIOR HISTORY ........ Alma Jean Hetrick SENIOR WILL .... Florence Murray, Nancy Zolrnan SENIOR PROPHECY . . . Ina Mae Lamale, Rita Wendt, - . 'Y ....... Carol Jean Fader, Bruce Gregory SENIOR QUOTATIONS . . . Susanne Avers, Irene Flick STUDENT COUNCIL . ...... Mary Nowak PROJECTOR CLUB . ..... .Tohn Luckey BAND ....... ..... ' BobSonderge1d ADVISERS . . Miss Wendt, Miss Wilcox Z1