Harriman High School - Arrow Yearbook (Harriman, TN)

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CLASS PROPHECY Ah yes many H Bombs have been exploded sInce my good old days at H H S back In I953 LIttle dId I know then that I would some day be the tIrst woman Presrdent of the UnIted States In fact lIttle dId I know perIod As my task was a large one I knew I must have people wIth br Ins In my cabInet I began to remember some of my old school chums at H H S For Secretary of State who could be better than FranklIn Delano Mee who fInally marrIed FreIcla Allen after datnng her for ten years but who could blame htm after the dIvorce of Harold lngle and Helen Conley the lovebIrds of our SenIor class I appomted George Qltchy Fmgersj Stnckland as Secretary of Treasury and he asked that hIs assIstant be Betty CPIckpocke-tj KIndred I knew the peoples money would be safe In theIr hands When I thought of Defense I naturally thought of muscles and Freeman Crowder was the perfect man for the 'ob SINCE Patsy Hamby IS always Interested In male of any kInd I apponnted her Postmaster General to replace the person who had been In under the Ike admInIstratIon WIlma Adlal MIller For Attorney General l appomted that great polItIcal QGDIUS Jlmmy Wheel Rowland who In turn selected Kenneth Freels as head of the FBI CFederal Bureau of IdIotsD JImmy also selected Betty Sue StIles as head of the lmmIgratIon Bureau Every nlght she and Frances Margrave try to catch a man comIng across the border I decIded that a Secretary of Agrlculture should know somethIng about farmIng so Lamont Slop Cruse got that 'ob For Secretary of Labor I dectded that the person who had worked the most back at H H S should have the lob so Warren Buzz Langley recelved the honor although Bllly Hue StIles was In the race for the 'ob Under the Department of lnterIor of whlch Jack Wrtght IS Secretary we fInd Julta Knlleffer Old Nature GIrl as head of the NatIonal Park DIvIsIons Speaking of parks and parklng Anne MIller IS now no I had better not tell about that Here comes my personal secretary Grady Boo Henley the only boy at H H S who took shorthand He has a message from my Ambassador from PIne HIlls Larry Cole sayung he IS resIgnIng to IoIn the Red Hot Rocket Corps wlth Johnny GIllIland Lols Colllns drlves thIs rocket I heard that Allen Todd who IS an Income tax collector IS runnIng for Senator from Walnut HIII but has some competItIon from BIII Johnston who also has Interests there MIllard DInk Mltchell Emory Gaps TGVOVITG son IS runnIng for represe-ntatIve and BIII NIchols IS runnIng for mayor They tell me that Bar bara FaIrchIld who has never been late In her IIfe IS a leadlng cItIzen there Now to get back to the current thIngs In Washtngton One of the nItwIts I mean Peoplej IH the Supreme Court IS Betty May who resIgned as assIstant mayor of Clax Gap where Johnny NIchols IS mayor Another honorable soul In the Supreme Court IS Thomas Slagle who gave up a good payIng Iob at the Prnncess Theater where ShIrley MullIns IS also workIng to become a lowly court member Esther Cofer another member of the court has had more cases than any other woman Cmen cases that ISD Her latest case was Jerry TurbyvIlles HIs wIfe JanIce Muerth beat hIm he saId The brIde of our SenIor class Edna Jean MullIns alIas Sanders has got hItched agaIn It seems She marrned the Ambassador from ChIna Chum Wen Jens better known as Gerald .lSt1kIFlS She IS hIs sIxth wIfe hIs others beIng FannIe Lee Brown Betty Worley and oh well too many to name The great organIzatIon A F L gAmerIcan I-ederatIorI of LUIWBTICSD IS headed by Earl Ladd who InsIsts that the 'ob should go to Johnny CollIns sInce he has had more experuence at thIs sort of thIng I appolnted Duck Ford QBushy Eyesj to succeed John L as head of the UnIted Mme Workers 1 1 ' . . . I 1 . . . . . ,, . ,, . . , a . . . . , 1 1 11 . 11 - - , . . . . . , ' 1 1 - - 11 11 - - 1 . . ,, ,, . . . . 1 11 -11 - . . . . . ' 1 11 11 - 1 . . . - - 11 11 - , . - 11 11 - - 1 1 ' 1 ' C D , . . . . ,, . ,, . . - 1 , . 11 11 I 1 . . . . . . . ,, ,, 1 1 ' 1 1 1 11- 11 - 11 - 11 - 1 - - - - 1 1 1 ' ' 1 1 - 1 , . 1 , . 1 1 . . , . . 1 - - 1 1 1 ' 1 1 1 1 ' 1 1 ' 1 1 1 1 ' 1 1

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WANT9 TO BE PROBABLY WlLL BE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO SAY Srngle X Ray Techntcnan Nurse Archntect Phys Ed Teacher To graduate Operate beauty salon Mrs Harold lngle Electrncal Engnrneer Car Desngner Carl s wnte Marrled Phys Ed Teacher Bookkeeper ln the musnc protessnon Chemncal Engnneer A college graduate Secretary Success nn busnness No ambntnon Engnneer A pnlot Pass shorthand Nurse Lawyer Army otfncer Anrlnne hostess Jonn the Army Youth Worker Psychnatrnst Journalnst A hnstory professor A good housewnte Beautnc an Rancher To Own a ranch Pro baseball player Secretary Model Governor of Tennessee Basketball coach Manncurnst Beautncnan Lawyer Secreta y To help manknnd Electrncal Engnneer Mechannc Herpotolognst Nurse Nurse Anythnng Marrned Nurse s ande A good one Farmers wnfe Pro Basebaln player A sen or next year Chorus gnrl A good mother Owner of WHBT I-lnstory Teacher Runt s wnte Old Mand Bachelor Oftnce boy An opera snnger Marrned to Patsy Lee Pro pnano playe Cy s wnfe Delnvery boy Hen pecked husband Poolroom operator A good one Model Tnght rope walker nn cnrcus A taxn drnver Scoutmaster School teache Undertaker Cngarette gnrl Another Hoover Bus drnver Bob s wnfe Movne Star Clydes wnte Bronc buster Store owner A good one A dance tea her Channel swnmmer Publnc loater Lady wrestler A Preacher s wnte A Tonn salesfyoman Used car dealer Bob s wnte Caretaker at Lyon s Vnew Meuntann cl 'nber Another Mnccey Rooney Presndent of Hobo s lnc Alvnn s wnte Ballet dancer Noth ng B llll lnust know Johnny wont ask me Golly Wanna bet'P9'?9'P'? If Coach had put me nn ls that rnght'9'7'9'9 Boy that test was hard ats snllyllll Now down at WHBT 'mvnnnngxgx Thats not rnght Mr Haun l got 5 hours thns tnme Evelyn ns surely pretty Don t call me Boochy Well Pop Uh Uh Ah you never l got a letter from Cy Well now Sondra has wha Sayfawvw O9 Ah Mrs Bunch Oh hush' Mr Haun l can t talk any louder Sshhhhhhl Nothnng Gosh Pete trand so My goodness' HEC nnnnn l guess so We I don t lnke l got a letter from Fred Clyde sand No l m gonng to get that ad l don t thnnk l wnll Anythnng nrnagnnable ll slap your facelllll l ve got a date wnth Wnllard Now my Uncle Roe Let s go out to Lnttle Emory Well nt was funny l nust made 96 Now Sam sand Where s Gnnny'9'P'?7 Dad sand o I dndrnt do anythnng Mr Ballard Now w w You re crazy Ill take thns report Dnd you pass that hnstory test'7 9'9 ' ' Y Ah, u ..llll - Th ' ' .... l ' ' fwf Q, ,,, ' ' . t .... .. H l S . M4USlClaVT Music teacher Bob walked Vlrglnia to town today l ' ' k ..... ' ' ' ll, ' ' - C l' ..... l A l ' l I'll d it,

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I found that some of my old classmates had ioined the armed forces. I learned that the Gold Dust Twins, Rebecca Williams and Patsy Qualls, were still together and-were now WAF's. Arthur Lee Oody is captain of a ship called the Cay Haun, where Gerald Gilliland is just a swab. Speaking of swabs, DeReta Fairchild still hasn't got a rating. She makes eyes at all the sailors. It looks as if the. Civil War may be fought again. Joyce Shipwash, who is Texas' governor, insists that Texas should secede from the Union. I hear that Glenna Sexton and Jean Sampson are great lady ranchers down there also. Yes, time has certainly flown, I wish I could have gotten all my fellow-class- mates in politics, but some iust aren't interested. Dorbra Phillips and Donneta Frees said they would rather scrub floors than be in politics. Why, here they come now-ready to wash the Red Room floor today. Yes, it's a great life being President of this great country. It's such a relief not to have all the responsibility that I had when I was a Senior at Harriman High back in the Dark Ages. MARGARET BRAMBLETT Prophet Most Likely to Succeed 1 C-L, ...ff JULIA KILLEFFER EARL LADD FAVORITES Best All Around GERALD GILLILAND + BETTY MAY MARGARET BRAMBLETT JIMMIE ROWLAND JEAN SAMPSON Most Studious