Harpers Ferry (LSD 49) - Naval Cruise Book

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' ' The Shot Heard ' Round Mackay- Harpers Ferry Defeats Magpies 1-0. No multor where oil travel, iheres mi belter a to bridge the eullural gap than through the medium ol sport. Case in point: 1 walk and ani attacked by mobs of people, each trying to explain why I need a four foot tall wooden giraffe. Do I run ' Am I frightened . ' Hal I simply reach into m back- down the beach in Mombasa pack and unveil a shinv soccer hall. Suddenly, the beach shops close down and soccer pandemonium ensues- it ' s just that easy. Harpers Ferry was lucky to have so many soccer players on hoard that w if ' m !tMl i T irJ pi.A. ;„ p -m s m . fielding a quality team was relatively easy. It began in Singapore, with an ARC soccer tournament. From there, a select team was put together. In February, our team was challenged to a match bv the Ken van Navy. Despite boasting an international mix of players from Jamaica. Nigeria. .Argentina. Russia. Mexico and the U.S.. Harpers Ferry succumbed to 90 degree heat and a last minute goal by the feisty Kenyans to kise 4-.V kiep llw soccer team Irani ii iinnip phnio w nil ilic Kiinmi hahoons could ii Rifilil- The Wild Russian : Complete wiih his Iniitle face paint, our goalie. LCPLSchlxapinlokl]. enjoys a colli one with a player from the Australian team. Both were selected as Men oj the Match for their perfornuinces. tint I mini wi (( ' I iiiiiininyii i I il liillipil 1 1 i I llu . llsMi . hi -III I, illll s n isi ,i Jul li ' li ( frinhleninn creature on the rii;hl. who has probably iven many Australian children nii;liiiiii 1 1 is actually a fiiani Magpie mascot. •: is.s harp(:r.s FtRRY (L,s|}-4 ;) The game itself was interesting and featured two goals by SN Daniel Udoh, but the highlight came even before kickoff. when we chased about fifty baboons off the field during i)ur warm-up. Hearing about our team, Australia decided that they vv anted a piece of the action. So, three months later we were in the land Down Under- this time under stadium lights at the Magpies Sporting Club. In a defensive battle, we topped the Aussies I -0 on a . O-yard free kick midway through the second half. When the final whistle blew, the dejected crowd was stunned, their cheerleaders were crying, and Harpers Ferry soccer hooligans were dancing in the streets '

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